Bartman
Bartman

Hello Ladies

“You guys make me so happy” – lady in the park “So many men and so little time” – lady at PJs “Go to the monkey bar, that’s where she stops….I’d pay to have her body slam me.” – Angie’s List urban dictionary – hello ladies what u say when …

Rooster wants in

I was about to go to bed on Tuesday night but I decided to check the Q in the AM and man was I disappointed to see that no one had signed up yet. So I took the Q and planned a run free beatdown in prep for the Gnarly …

The oracle says…

Dirty MacDeuce at a HUMID gloom at the Birdcage. Circle up for disclaimer then we mosey’d across the street to the soccer field. Standard warm up: SSH, Imp Walker Squats, Pickle Pounders, and LBCs x 20 Then we mosey’d to the statue of John James Audubon to honor the man …

Attack the Mountain

It was a humid June morning when I arrived at the flag on Friday. After some stretching & some talking, the clock hit 5:30am, and it was time to commence the beatdown. We did a brief jog down the street and then we circled up once we got back to …

New Challenge – The 69ers

Few uptowners traveled the 2 miles outside of their home radius. Therefore, most never had the chance to experience the H8 on the other side of the world. F3 Nola even designed a mudgear shirt with an “H8” logo on the back. Uptown deserves to have its own challenge called …

7 of Diamonds

19 spritely souls swam through the sea of soul-sucking humidity to stare an unfamiliar beat down straight in its sly, sweat-provoking face. Welcoming of PAX, giving of disclaimer, leaving of flag. Warm Up: Mosey to field in front of Zoo Side Straddle Hop x 30 Peter Parker x 25 Low …

Respect the Mountain

I’m out of practice. Secondary to other commitments I haven’t posted at Wolfpack proper in several months. I underestimated the stairwells, especially the stairwells in June. More on that later. The red Friday workout in honor of Sgt. Joey Bovia from Metairie was planned for the Uptowner. In a clear …

Ran Back Mountain

39 PAX met up on the last day of May, which was hot and humid. It was also the last day of the ISI challenge, and maybe that’s why we have close to 40 PAX. YHC couldn’t believe there were no FNGs with that many people. At 5:30, YHC gave …