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  • Not so Lazy Dora – from Akbar

    8 Strong today, welcoming Grover for a beatdown before he left back to Arkansas. Wicket’s first visit to the Gipper as well. The 20 year old and 7 year old brought the average age down to 49.5. The plan changed when Grover forgot his running shoes, wearing Janowski’s instead. YHC was pleased to oblige in changing the Dora to a Lazy Dora in his honor.

    Warm Up
    20 SSH Hyper Speed, Arm Circles, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches, Windmills

    Mosey for a stop at the Rock Garden for 20 Curls, 20 Rows OYO

    Courthouse – Lazy DORA – P1 does exercise, P2 does hold, switcheroo after 20 reps
    50 Plank Jacks, Hold Plank
    100 Jump squats, Al Gore
    200 Merkins, Superman hold
    300 LBC, Shawshank Redemption hold – Andy Dufrain would have been proud. All thankful we didn’t have to crawl through a tunnel of crap first.

    Smokehouse speed drills – From benches to the Smokehouse and back
    Full Sprint, jog back
    Backpedal half way, sprint, run back
    Karaoke Left, sprint, run back
    Karaoke Right, sprint, run

    Benches by the Smokehouse –
    100 Bulgarian Split Squats, 100 Freak Nasties – cumulative partner
    P1 Works, P2 runs the Courthouse stairs with 10 calf raises at the top

    Rock Garden
    20 Curls, 20 Rows

    Flag
    20 Jump Squats, Max Hand Release Merkins

    Mary – Crunchy Frogs, Rosalita x 10 IC

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out

    Announcements
    Fury FQ 12 – April 1st Convergence on the Lakefront 6am – 6pm
    Endurathon – March 16/17 – Fontainebleau State Park – sign up to run with the F3 Team

    NMM
    Wicket has awesome hair that all of us (except Grover) would love to have now.

    Instructions for the Lazy Dora brough some blank stares due to the lack of directions. It was more of a broken up Lazy Dora – but we got 650 reps out of it.

    BBQ presented Turbo with a plaque and hat for finishing in the top 3 short course race last week. Beast.

  • Big Marsh – from Akbar

    A late afternoon Slack shout out from Bushwhacker was the last thing YHC saw before the eyelids closed. MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH. Followed by a string of mumblechatter from Marsh Madness, Batman, and Meme’s of Homer and something about Shots. This brought a recent record of 6, a recent Milestone, for a block beatdown.

    Conditions 60ish and pleasant

    Warm Up – SSH, Arm Circles x 20 IC Self Love, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches, and Windmills x10

    Thang – After a warm up run to Marigny, the Thang began. 100 reps each, 6 exercises, split into rounds of 20. After each round, mosey to the playground for 5 pull ups, and run down to Marigny and back

    OH Press, Goblet Squat, Curls for the Girls, Calf Raise, Chest Press or Merkin, LBC

    Mary – Head to the basketball court baseline, 10 Crunchy Frogs at each line to the other end, jog back. Repeat with Mountain Climbers, head to circle and Bird prayed us out.

    Announcements – April 1 7th Anniversary Convergence 12Q at the Lakefront. 12 beatdowns, 12 Q’s ,12 Hours. Endurathon – March 17-19th. F3 has a team of 4 running, sponsorships and support runner sign ups available.

    Thanks for showing up and following the lead.

    SYITG – Akbar

  • Global warming with Al Gore – from Fletch

    7 strong in the gloom of this humid morning at the Gipper.
    Warmup: toe touches, grass grabbers, merkins, arm circles, Peter Parker’s, imperial walkers, windmills and hillbillies.
    Thang: started with bear crawl to the street.
    Burpee Dans (1 burpee 4 lunges) to the corner. Shuffle, left foot forward then right foot forward to the next corner and mosey to the Taj Mahal. Circle around the flag and 1 round of BLIMPS: Burpee’s (5), Lunges (10),Imperial walkers (15),Merkins (20),Plank jacks(25) Squats(30). Global Warming, hold Al Gore position and slowly shuffle around flag and do 15 big boy sit-ups reverse direction and 10 merkins reverse again and 20 Bobby Hurleys. Mosey around the building and 1 more round of global warming and 10 Parker peters ic. Bear crawl to the road, shuffle, backpedal and mosey to the rock garden for curls, tricep extensions, grave diggers ic and mosey bak to the Gipper. Barely legal prayed us out. All had a good sweat going. Great workout! Thanks

  • Fury at the Marsh – from Akbar

    YHC got excited when passing a Blue Toyota Tundra this morning, thinking it was JV. The glimmer of hope for his return was squashed, but happy to see the familiar running team of Hammer and Pik chatting it up.

    Warm up – SSH, Self-Love, grass Grabbers, Cherry Pickers
    10 Pull ups, 10 Superman’s at the playground

    Mosey to the Lakefront stopping at intersections for Hand Release Merkins, Dips, Squats with rep counts of 21-15-9-15-21

    Rips – 50 calf raises, 50 Rocky Balboas

    Mosey back to the Marsh the long way, stopping at each light pole for 2 reps, adding 2 at each light pole. Hand Release Merkins and jump squats

    Switcheroo over to Superman’s and Flutter Kicks, 2 at each light pole, adding 2 each time.
    Maxed out around 20 light poles and head for Mary

    Playground – 10 Superman’s, 10 Pull ups, 30 second dead hang

    Mary – Rosalita’s, LBC’s, x 20IC, 1 Big Boy Situp

    Count, name, and Hammer prayed us out.

    Announcements – 2 days left for Run Cajun Run, Endurathon in 3 weeks. Jose, Tank, Speedy, and Hammer have a team – sign up to support and run with them.

    Always look forward to seeing ya’ll on Mondays, a great way to start out the week.

    SYITG – Akbar

  • Return of the Deck – from Russo

    Mid 90s Mark Morrison said it best:

    So I’m back up in the game
    Running things to keep my swing
    Letting all the people know
    That I’m back to run the show

    But instead of a Return of the Mack, it was Return of the Deck at the Splashpad, where for the first time in 2023, the Pad earned its name, as a 70 degree temp and humid and foggy conditions meant sweating it out early.

    Pax of 3 this morning for the old standby: the deck of death, where the mumble revolved around Mardi Gras (I for one am not ready for the season to end).

    Warmup (all IC, 10x – 15x)

    -Seal jacks
    -Cherry pickers
    -Arm circles
    -Imperial walkers
    -Grass grabbers

    Thang
    After a block mosey, Pax knocked out the Deck of Death (exercise and count based on value and suit of the card turned over from a standard deck of playing cards). YHC likes to split the deck into 4 groups to vary up the exercises, with some moseying between rounds.

    Round 1
    Hearts – Freak Nastys
    Diamonds – Durkins
    Clubs – Box Jumps
    Spades – Leg Raises

    Round 2
    Hearts – SMCs
    Diamonds – Merkins
    Clubs – monkey humpers
    Spades – gas pumps

    Round 3
    Hearts – shoulder tap plank jacks
    Diamonds – donkey kicks
    Clubs – star jumps
    Spades – crunchy frogs

    Round 4
    Hearts – Groiners
    Diamonds – jump squats
    Clubs – monkey humpers
    Spades – big boy sit-ups

    Mary
    90 second plank

    COT, Name-o-Rama, announcements, and prayer closed us out.

    Thank you for joining. As always, really enjoyed the mumblechatter.

    SYITG

  • Sweating out the King Cake at the Gipper – from Einstein

    A humid 67 degrees for the gathered PAX, this Wednesday morning, at The Gipper

    Warmup:
    Toe Touch, SSHops, Neck Rolls, Seal Jacks, Parker Peters, Smurf Jacks, Shoulder Taps
    Hi Jack Hi Jills, Arm Circles, Shoulder Slingbacks, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, High Kneees, Butt Kicks

    mosey over to the front of the Justice Center

    Event 1: partner up
    First set of Two:partner one starts on bench step-ups, partner two runs up the promenade then around the half block – flipflop x2
    Second set of Two:partner one starts on box jump and/or bench hop-overs, partner two runs up the promenade then around the half block – flipflop x2

    mosey over to the parking garage upper deck

    Event 2: using the parking lot stripping; bear crawl half the parking lot distance with a merkin at every other stripe, lunge walk remainder of deck, back peddle to starting point. Core at the four corners including: left elbow to right knee – right elboew to left knee, flutter kicks, plank kick-outs, rosalitas

    mosey back to The Gipper Trailhead

    Count-o-rama, Shooter leads us out with a prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always fun to lead

  • The Lions Share – from Akbar

    14 strong at the Lakefront today in bitter conditions. Einstein down range from F3 Houston – who brought an FNG, and 2 other FNG’s related to the first FNG. A family affair. Slots joined us mid-way appearing from nowhere. Did I say it was cold? We got warmed up fast.

    Conditions: 30 degrees and breezy

    Warm Up
    50 SSH, 5 Burpees, 40 SSH, 5 Burpees, Self-Love, Toe Touches, Grass Grabbers, 30 SSH, 5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 5 Burpees

    Thang – Ladder from 100-10 with some runs in between

    100 Squats
    90 Crunchy Frogs

    Mosey to Rips

    80 Rocky Balboa’s (2-1) with a squat jumps after every 10 reps
    70 Wall Plank Jacks – Feet up on wall

    Mosey up Noah’s Ark to Claiborne
    60 Around the World Lunges – front, side, reverse each leg = 6 reps x 10

    Mosey down Claiborne to the old Varsity Sports
    50 Bird Dog Crunches 25 each side

    Mosey back to the Flag
    40 Merkins
    30 Supermans

    Mosey to Noah’s Ark
    20 frog leaps – Hands behind head

    Mosey back to the Flags
    10 Navy Seal Burpees- courtesy of Einstein – Merkin, right leg to right arm, Merkin, left leg to left arm, Merkin, Jump with Clap at top = 1

    Wall Freak Nasty IC x 10

    Mary IC x 10

    LBC, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parker, Jane Fonda, Monkey Humpers, Flutter Kicks, 100’s, Gas Pumps (BBQ led IC)

    Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama
    Welcome FNG’s Parcheezi, Mahoney, and Baggins

    Announcements: Run Cajun Run, Endurathon, City Pork (City Park F3 family event with 5 5k’s) tentatively Feb 25th.

    Circle up, Paw Paw prayed us out

  • Marsh Mix Up – from Akbar

    YHC arrived early today in the gloom, just in time to see Pik and Hammer running down Lamarque. As we circled up, Pik mentioned that I had the Q today – at the 007. Figuring it was a mistake, since YHC was in Mandeville instead of Slidell, he let me lead. Today we hit the playground, ran to the Lakefront to visit the wall for some tempo work, short mosey to Rips for stairwork and holds.

    Conditions: 46 degrees
    PAX: Akbar, The Hammer, Waterpik

    Warm Up
    SSH, Grass Grabbers, Self-Love, Windmills, High Knees, Butt Kicks

    Playground OYO 3 x 10
    • Pull Ups
    • Hanging knee raises

    Run to the Lakefront down Marigny
    Wall
    • Tempo Derkins / Freak Nasty x 10 IC
    • Step ups x 10 OYO
    • Walking shoulder tap plank jack to sidewalk, mosey to Rips

    Rips
    • 40s Balls to the wall hold
    • 50s Wall sit
    • Superman, run stairs with 10 calf raises at top, Rocky Balboas

    Wall
    • Tempo Derkins/Freak Nasty x 10 IC
    • Step ups x 10 OYO
    • Bear Crawl to Rips

    Rips
    • Stone Mountain, run stairs with 10 calf raises at top, Rocky Balboas

    Mary
    • Balls to the wall hold
    • Wall sit
    • LBC, Flutter Kicks, Rosalita x 10 IC

    Count, Name, Pik prayed us out.

    Announcements: Run Cajun Run, Endurathon, City Pork (City Park F3 family event with 5 5k’s) tentatively Feb 25th.

    ‘Til next gloom – Akbar

  • 347X7&4X4 – from Russo

    45 degrees to start this morning, more breezy than normal, but generally pleasant weather at the Pad. There was no lifeguard on duty today, but we managed a good adult swim where it was motioned, seconded, and approved officially that (1) Top Gun Maverick is a great movie, (2) Australian people are unique, and (3) it’s ok to cuss if you’re in the military.

    Somehow I missed that today is 2-3-23, and missing an opportunity to craft a beatdown using math based around 2 and 3 will haunt me for at least 2 or 3 minutes.

    Warmup
    All 10x – 20x IC:
    – SSHs
    – Good mornings
    – self love
    – Toe touches
    – Cherry pickers
    – Hillbillies
    – Torso twists

    Thang

    Mosey south to the Treen building for: Walls of Jericho (7 count of seven exercises 7 times around the hall)

    – Merkins
    – Squats
    – Shoulder tap plank jacks
    – SMCs
    – Groiners
    – Apollo ohnos (2 is 1)
    – Crunchy Frogs

    Followed by: 4×4 (4 more times around, 4 exercises, 4 reps at 4 corners)
    – Hello Dollie’s
    – Leg raises
    – Gas pumps
    – American Hammers

    Mosey back to start where we wrapped up with a 60 second plank.

    COT, Name-o-Rama, Announcements and Prayer closed us out. Reminder about the K. Ivan tonight, RCR all month, and the Endurathon in March.

    Great having you join/read. Let’s do it again soon. SYITG

  • Murph at the Marsh – from Jose10k

    Simple: murph at the marsh with 6 of my brothers