Sometimes You Gotta Call an Audible
Sometimes You Gotta Call an Audible

Sometimes You Gotta Call an Audible

Date:02/04/2019
QIC:YaMomAnEm
PAX:Bogey, War Eagle, Hawg, Rev Sox, Rudy, Hand Grenada, Marlin, Walleye, Left Eye, Kuch, Abacus, High Rise, YaMomAnEm, Amnesty, Pai Gow

I was looking forward to Q’ing Rock City for the first time, so I took some time over the weekend to plan out a beatdown for the PAX. The beatdown was to take place on the track & field inside Pontiff Park; however, due to the rain that came down over the weekend & Monday morning, the track/field were both too #moist for us to use that day. As a result, I had to call an audible & come up with something else for us to do on the fly. Fortunately, on the car ride to Rock City that morning Kuch had mentioned to me that the track/field were too wet to use on Friday as well when he went to the Uptowner, and he told me that they had used the jogging path instead since it was a good bit dryer. So with that fresh in my mind, I issued the disclaimer to the PAX & then the workout commenced.

  • Warm Up: Mosey on the jogging path to the shelter about 250 meters away. Then we lined up around the perimeter of the shelter and did:
  • 25x Side Straddle Hops
  • 20x imperial squat walkers
  • 20x grass grabbers
  • 21x arm circles (11 forward, 10 backward)  
  • The Thang: We mosey’d from the shelter back to the rock pile, and then each PAX grabbed a rock. The Pax was then split up into 2 groups:
  • Group 1: ran 200 meters out & then 200 meters back to the rock pile
  • Group 2: while Group 1 was running, Group 2 was doing the following circuit:
  • 5 standing bench press with the rock
  • 10 curls with the rock
  • 15 shoulder press with the rock
  • 20 squats with the rock
  • _
  • When Group 1 was done with the 400 meter run, we switched, and then Group 2 ran the 400 meters while Group 1 did the circuit. Each group did the 400 meter run & the circuit 3 times. After that, we changed it up a bit and had:
  • Group 1: run 200 meters out & 200 meters back, but this time it was an Indian Run with each PAX carrying their rock during the run
  • Group 2: while Group 1 was doing the Indian Run with their rocks, Group 2 did merkins using their rocks. 10 merkins with the left hand on the rock, and then 10 merkins with the right hand on the rock, and then rinse & repeat as many times as possible before Group 1 got back. Then we switched & had Group 2 do the Indian Run with the rock & Group 1 do the rock merkins
  • After that, we circled up on the grass & did the following exercises in cadence:
  • 15x bench press with the rock
  • 20x bent over rows with the rock
  • 15x American Hammer (with or without the rock)
  • 20x Rocky Balboa’s using the rock
  • 10x burpees (no rock)

After these exercises were done, Bogey pointed out that time was winding down, so we returned our rocks and Mosey’d back to the flag. Fortunately for the PAX, we still had 2 minutes left when the six reached the flag, so we each did 10 inchworm burpees on our own & then according to the $5.99 watch I ordered off of Amazon last week, we had reached 6:15am (however; according to Rudy’s watch, it was only 6:14am, so he was grumbling that the beatdown had ended prematurely. Classic Rudy, am I right).

COT: Next we did the count-off, the name-o-rama, & announcements. Hand Grenada had a birthday last week, but the PAX decided a good old fashioned pat on the back would suffice in lieu of having the PAX sing happy birthday to him in unison. Next we did intentions & then closed with a prayer. Thanks for letting me lead, fellas. Enjoyed it!