A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….
It is a period of civil war. A young rebel PAX, striking from the hidden base of Wacker Fortress, stepped forth to claim his 1st victory against the evil empty Q sheet.
During the battle, rebel spies witnessed IC x15: Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Torso Twists, High knees, and Squats done with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, the PAX races along the usual Mandeville route aboard their swift feet, custodians of the stolen plans that can save their people and restore freedom to F3 Northshore…
Upon their return, they each did reps at an exercise station while 2 men did 5 Burpees, 10 Freak Nasties, and 15 Squats – then rotated.
With the Empire still at their heels, the rebel PAX counted off, name o rama, and were lead safely out of evil’s reach by Hammer.
It is still a dark time for F3 Northshore. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, imperial troops have driven Baby Yoda from his hidden base in Big Branch and pursued him across St. Tammany Parish.
Evading the dreaded imperial star fleet, a group of freedom fighters lead by Baby Yoda, Bushwacker, Steve, Goose, and the other F3 rebels has established new Q sign ups on the desolate and icy Q sheet.
The evil Lord Darth Fartsack, obsessed with keeping the Q sheet empty, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of the northshore to find out why so many PAX are refusing to put forth the down PAINMENT as a leader of men…. as 10 year old Baby Yoda has…..
Stay tuned for Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Saturday at the Lakefront
