I arrived at the stage at 5:25 with the majority of the PAX plus and FNG waiting for the beatdown to start. It was 66 Degrees Partly cloudy and so humid that it felt hotter than a Billy-Goat’s six in a pepper patch.
There was 5 minutes of per-chatter mostly about cold showers (IYKYK) and Yankee Joe’s hemorrhoids. At 5:30 the beat down began.
Warm-O-Rama
Usual suspects minus the bumper run. Admittedly YHC needs to improve the consistency of my cadence.
Thang 1: Billy Madisons
• Perform 12 reps of and exercise and the run the walking path loop
• Add 12 reps of and additional exercise to each round
• Each round represents a grade level (you know like in the movie)
• Preform as follows”
o Kindergarten = Penguins (because they belon in the zoo)
o 1st grade = BBSU
o 2nd grade = Merkins
o 3rd grade = squats
o 4th grade = burpees
o Home School = Monkey Humpers
Kindergarten through 1st grade was done incidence. This was designed to be deceivingly “cute” before the 2nd grade started. 2nd grade to 5th grade were OYO with Pax planking between rounds. The mumble Chatter quickly ended.
At one point Paradox Disappeared. I guess he didn’t realize that “you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants”
Thang 2: F3 Hang man
• Each pax guesses a letter, if not on board, then 10 merkens while PAX SSH.
• Whoever solves the puzzle planks, while the rest of the pax do 10 burpees
• Incorrect Puzzle Solution = penalty of 15 burpees for individual guesser while the rest of the PAX plank
• Suggested Rounds:
o Round 1 “Back to School”
o Round 2 “Burpees”
o Round 3 “Joshua” *Exodus reference*
The Pax solved most puzzles on the 2nd letter. This gave us plenty of opportunity for Burpees.
Thang 3: 11s
• Freak Nasty & Arm Raises / Travel Bear Crawl
YHC thought that this would give the PAX some rest after the burpee fest, but this proved to raise the bar of intensity… It was beautiful.
Mary:
• Pot Luck Marry from the Pax
o Wife Pleasures, LBCs, SSH, BBSU, Dolphin Hops, and what ever YJ picked.
COT
• Count off
• Name-o-ramma
• FNG was given the name “smooth operator”. Welcome!
• Announcements
o Reminder to PARADOX to call in a script for Yankee Joes Hemorrhoid
suppositories
o Short discussion about the nest St. Vincent 500.
o Other Chatter that was some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything t
hat could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for
having listened to it.
• Intentions
o Enron Family and baby #5!
• Baggins Prayed us out.
YHC enjoyed the First F, nut the second F was the best part. O’Doyle Rules!
