“Shouldn’t they teach that in school?!”
It’s the conversation you’ve all had with friends or family and many topics can go into the open blank.
Taxes, tire changes, bonnie blair’s..you name it, there’s somethings we would all add to the formation of our youth. We can all see the value of teaching and learning everyday life skills at the peak age of brain elasticity and thats where my newest form of learning comes in. The ultra secret 3-man groupme trivia league?! No..sorry, I’ve sworn an oath not to discuss that publicly and some hearts just aren’t ready to talk about it. What I’m referring to is my degree from the streetz. For the last 2 years I’ve been auditing classes from Dr. Jeauxs FLEX MBA (major ballin assets). No classroom for this stuff, you just have to be in close proximity and absorb these little wisdom nuggets . This semester we have really been diving deep into some great discussions in SELF PROMOTION SYSTEMS 5000. As we’ve seen from French Horn TMZ videos and from his own monologues this man can flat out teach. I’ve learned two major rules of the road from his mastery during BEATDOWN FRANCHISES 800 this semester.
#1 Standardized production. Like watching Dilly bomb a drive 225 every single swing, the customer craves to know that the product will be the same repeatable quality. Why is the line always 20 deep at canes. You know the sauce is waiting and the caniac hasn’t changed!
#2 Brand Recognition. Let the customer take solace in knowing the product is there for them. When you see the McD’s arch you don’t think about processed chemicals, just the taste of awesome fries. And when you see the DJ/card dealer gifs hit the groupme at 9pm the back of the brain says there will be pain but other guy in the midbrain with the mullet says you should totes NOT miss brah!!
So when YHC was determining a suitable theme for a Tuesday Tuff with multiple pax (yhc included) in the walking dead category it was only right to return to the GREATEST HITS. YHC dialed up Ronnie over at Bayou Lafource Studios (yo dis P..who dis?) and his schedule was wide open for a pitt boss gig. With increasing franchise success, we would use the professor’s rules to keep the production the same great quality you all know and love but sprinkle in a little “fan servicing” (heck, it works for Disney) with previous hits and limited running for joint preservation.
DUKE! Get the cards, its DJ DOD VOLUME 4 !! Roll the beautiful footage!
Warmup
YHC rolled in hot after a failed attempt at Pope pickup but just in time to give a disclaimer for a mystery FNG! We got in the usuals with a bumper mosey that was eerily quiet as pax waited to see if this was a precursor for more running. It was the only .25 we attempted.
A round of 21s followed just to make sure YHC had the pax full attention and several infractions led to 10 OYO burpees.
THA THANG
FORMAT: DJ (songs w/ triggers) followed by DOD- Ronnie Picks the game (blackjack, battle, poker etc)
If you ‘re keeping track at home the previous 3 installments were:
DJ DOD
DJ DOD Volume 2: She’s A Brick House
DJ DOD Volume 3: Fat Tuesday Tuff
YHC hand selected a tune from each for todays Greatest Hits montage, mostly the ones that elicited the highest mix of grumbling and muscle growth.
Round 1:
Hey Ya- OutKast
Coupons Side Shuffles on song with thrusters on Hey (down) Ya (up)
This was a heater early but you know the Ole baseball trick, First pitch is always an inside the plate fastball to give the catcher some space to operate.
DOD: High Card- Derkins, Chuck Norris Merkins, Freak Nastys (dips)
I’d like to issue a formal apology for Valve and Jeaux who were the only attendees to survive this unlucky draw AND Gooses 70,000 merkin beatdown on Monday. T-claps.
Round 2:
Whip and Nae Nae from Silento
Hold plank on song
Merkins on Whip
Side Reach on Nae Nae
Leg raise on Stanky Leg
MC on Break Yo leg
**Editors Note- Need an exercise for “Bop”
DOD: LBCs, Carolina Dry Docks, Bulgarian Split Squats
Round 3
“Ring of Fire” Johnny Cash
Bearcrawls around Picnic table- Merkins on Fire
Reports from Ponzi post beatdown of a lifelong cure of hemorrhoids just by realizing the true meaning of the song.
DOD black jack: Leg Raises, Bonnie Blairs
Round 4- a “bonus track” on the greatest hits album to make sure they come back hungry
Destinys Child “Say My Name”
Coupon High Knees- Coupon Curls on “Name”
Wrap up with a traditional DJ DOD burnout song
Calvin Harris – Too Close
Freddy Mercuries till 6 am
Counting, Naming and…AN FNG
Our mystery FNG revealed himself as the cousin of NOLA’s Reluctant Yankee
He was part of the amazing hosting team for the IOAM and came to see what the fuss was about.
With great deliberation we landed on a combination of his address and hobbies with …WHITE MEAT
Welcome man, Solid work and looking forward to seeing your progress out here.
Prayer with solid Intentions as we continue through Lent with many ill and traveling.
Thank you all for participating in the latest edition of DJ DOD, like any great temporary product (I see you McRib), it will return… when you least expect it but when you need it the most.
It’s a privilege to lead.
SYITG
Paradox
