7 pax posted for a Fathers Day beat down courtesy of YHC. That included Wapner, Thumb War, Ballast, Smooth, Heisenberg, Monopoly and YHC
Conditions were hot and humid with no breeze.
Got the jams started for the warmup ending with a plank-o-rama.
The Thang – Stations
Station 1 – big boi sit-ups
Station 2 – ‘mericans
Station 3 – 60 lb sandbag throw over
Station 4 – Kettle bell swing
Station 5 – jump rope
Station 6 – 2 pax toss frisbee or football x 4 (timer)
Pax going to toss station has to tell a Dad joke. If pax doesn’t have one, it could be bought from YHC for either 5 burpees or a roll of the die. (all do it)
If no laugh from Dad joke, 5 burpees penalty.
Completed 2 rounds
Back of the museum for 10 x 3 rounds of 8 count body builders.
3 x Sunday Mornings
Happy Fathers Day
CoT
NMM
Here’s a taste of what you missed
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I have a clean conscious—it’s never been used.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
SYITG
