F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • Challenge excepted

    YHC arrived at the Scramble on this chilly Gloom with the idea of challenging the PAX to a faster pace on our 5k journey. In past runs we average between 28-30 mins.. As we chattered about the previous months RRR challenge and how neither of the PAX present have ran since shutting it down on the 28th. A challenge felt right and of course the challenge was excepted eagerly by Steve and Waterpic.. Usually getting right to it, the QIC decided to change it up and get the heart rate going as well as stretching out some of the stiffness before our journey.

    warmup

    20IC SSH

    15IC WM

    15IC GM

    the thang

    Off to the races back and forth we take turns as we all are testing to see who is going to establish the actual pace. In the end Steve prevails with his galloping stride, which seems like a horse cornering turn 4 in the Kentucky derby or Preakness for the straight away with victory in sight. Non of the PAX actually timed it but we completed between 24-25 mins with 15 to spare upon returning. QIC decided to get right to the ISI of the day put forth by Turbo. It certainly reminded this YHC how much he dislikes the Burpee but also challenged him to compete as his brethren held him accountable. We then did a series of Merkin balance beam as one man climbed the monkey bars and then balanced crawled across the parallel bars releasing another man until each completed the obstacle. To wrap things up we hit the six for some core. 20IC FM, 20IC leg raise pulses and closed with an 8 count leg raise front/left/right total of 8 using the poles on the swing set for assistance..

    countarama, announcements, COT

    Thanks to Waterpic for taking us out in prayer!!

    Always enjoy the lead and fellowship with you F3 brothers..

  • Rudy’s back

    Pro Bowl crew on a unusually brisk Wed morning…

    This is F3 blah, blah, blah…

    Warm up:

    SSHX28/ACX20(10&10)/Peter ParkerX20/Parker PeterX20/Abe G.X10/IWX20

    Mosey to nearest bench at R. Mall

    The Thang:

    Stand on bench, right leg to ground, up, left leg to ground…starting at 1 each leg then increasing by 1…to 10 benches/10 reps each leg.

    After 10th bench run to Fountain(NOMA) for: DipsX30/I MerksX20/DerkinsX10…run to first bench on opposite side of R. Mall.

    Step ups starting at first bench, 1 right & 1 left, increasing by 1 at each bench…up to 10 each leg.

    A few LBC’s while we wait for the Pax…

    Back to first bench: Dips – 2 at first bench, increasing by 2 at the next bench…10 benches/20 Dips.

    Run across to other side of R. Mall…

    First bench – 2 Inc. Merks, increasing by 2 at the next bench…10 benches/20 Inc. Merks.

    LBC’sX35

    CO, NameO, Announc., Intentions, Prayer…few stayed to complete the day’s AMRAP challenge.

  • The 5-Man Army

    The Scene: The Colosseum

    Conditions: Cold again (55). Really windy. Less than average muddiness.

    Welcome

    Disclaimer

    Warm-a-Rama:

    It was early, windy, and chilly, so the warm-up was a little longer than normal.

    · Capri lap – we did about 5 laps in the parking lot.

    · Mosey – ran to parking lot on other side of Olympia Stadium.

    · SSH – 25x IC

    · Bobby Hurley – 15x IC.

    · Al Gores – 10x IC

    · Merkins -10x IC

    · Burpees – 7x on own.

    The Thang:

    Due to the Oscars, we did a little movie theme:

    1. Lt. Dans – I called these Aiken Legs, but a better name is Lt Dans (from Forrest Gump), cause afterwards we all felt like “we aint got no legs.” We stood on one end of parking lot and lunged to the median. Then did 10 squats. Lunged back to starting end and did 15 more squats. Went back one more time for 20 squats. These were painful, and pretty sure someone cussed at me.

    2. Speed Burps – Named after the movie Speed. While the movie had a bus, Keanu Reeves, and a bomb, we didn’t. So, instead, we did 10 burpees at each speed bump as we mosey’d back to flag. I took a Christopher Columbus route (all over the map) to make sure we hit up all the bumps.

    3. Col. Trautman – Named after the fella from Rambo. We partnered up. One did freak nasty’s AMRAP while other partner ran to monkey bars and did 5 pull-ups. We did this 4 times. And as Col Trautman said, “It was a bad time for everyone, Rambo. It’s all in the past now.”

    4. Catch Me If You Can — We kept the same partners. One partner took off running backwards while the other partner did 10 merkins. After 10 merkins, that partner sprinted to catch his partner. Then swap. We went from parking lot to driveway, which we could see for the first time thanks to the sun rise. We did this 4 times. Wheezing and slouching were at an all-time high.

    Mary:

    We were running late for Mary’s. But we did it. Everyone led their favorite Mary exercise.

    · Fastball – LBCs – 10x

    · Rocket – Double Legged Mt Climbers – 10x

    · Dagwood – Jane Fondas (Rt) – 10x

    · Shangeuxs – Jane Fondas (Lt) – 10x

    · Worms – Oooh Marys – 10x

    Count-o-Rama

    Name-o-Rama

    COT / BOM:

    Announcements

    FWIW – The 5-Man Army didn’t win an Oscar.

  • Run for the Hills

    Beautiful morning at The Gipper.  Six men strong.  Glad to see Astro and Grundy back in action.

    Warmup with Seal Jacks, Windmills, Squats, Merkins all 20x IC.

    Mosey to the Landing for a Ring of Fire.  Merkins, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Plank Jacks, and T Stands between plank walks around the ring in both directions.

    Recovery walk to the Main Event:  Hill Sprints from the Landing up the gravel road to the second oak tree.  About 15 feet of elevation gain.  The PAX started each sprint from a prone position, jumping to their feet and hitting it hard for about 35 yards. Recovery walk back to the Landing.  Rinse and repeat for six quality sprints.

    Then it was time for the day’s ISI challenge:  AMRAP of Butt Kick Jumps for 60 seconds.  Partner up and count for your partner.  Just as hard as expected with everyone fatiguing as the minute mark approached.  T claps to the Southshore PAX who reportedly put in a 90 second effort this morning.  That extra 30 seconds must have been tough.

    Mosey to the STP Emergency Operations Center for two rounds of 10 burpees OYO, 5 clap Merkins OYO, and 20 SSHs and then Seal Jacks 20x IC.

    Final mosey back to The Gipper for Mary.  Pulsing, alternate arm/leg Supermans and then straight leg Freddy Mercurys, both 20x IC.

    Good stuff this morning guys.  Thanks for letting me lead.

  • Good Ol’ Boys

    Two PAX showed up on time, with a third PAX – Maverick, doing the best Dukes of Hazzard arrival, with a family vehicle, that I’ve ever seen.
    …flying into the parking lot, shooting gravel everywhere, some of which bounced off the Gipper statue, leaving R.R.’s nice patina, speckled, like a cheap polka-dot suit.
    Maverick “I’m here for the forty minute workout.”

    Indeed… To the best of my recall, here is how it went:

    Short Disclaimer …

    warmup
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops,good-mornings,windmills,imperial walkers,toe touches,hillbillys,arm circles,single leg lunges,squats,mummy kicks

    mosey to Bedrock; pick up a 10 pounder or so;
    all 15xIC; curls,overhead presses,rows,outward presses, elf on the shelf

    mosey to the front of the Taj Mahal for the MERKIN MEMORIAL
    here we have lots of brick pavers,each with a name and date,
    one pax, at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole to a brick, reads the name and the date, chooses an odd or an even number, if an odd number,  we all bearcrawl counter-clockwise that many paces and do that many merkins, if an even number we all bearcrawl clockwise that many paces and do that many merkins. A crowd pleaser!

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage for sprints, backward lunges, and burpees.

    Indian Run back to the trail head

    count-o-rama, Moby Dick, on I.R., strolls up just in time to lead us out with a prayer.

  • Shake Down The Thunder & Seek Shelter

    YHC pulled up to the Stomp at 5:25 and boy was it coming down.  Rain does not scare the PAX away, but lightening sure as heck does.   YHC & Milkman agreed that the safe road was the wisest choice; however, the Sky Q had different plans.   He had sent a messenger in a Chevy truck.  It was Tool.  Tool said “FEAR NOT, I SHALL BRING YOU TO DRYER STOMPING GROUND!”   YHC & Milkman followed Tool to the pavilion near the Festival Grounds for a good ole fashion beat down.   Inspired by the ISI challenges provided by Turbo, today’s beat down would be a game of catch up.

    W/U

    • SSH x 25
    • IW x 25
    • AV x 25
    • HB x 25
    • AC x 20 (10 front, 10 back)

    The Thang

    (in no specific order)

    • Box Jumps – 90 seconds
    • Shoulder Taps – 5 min

    Break for Mary

    • LBT x 25
    • Flutter Kicks x 25
    • Penguins x 25
    • LS Squats x 25

    Back to ISI

    • Hand Release Release Push Ups  – 2 min
    • 8 Count Body Builders – 3 min

    Stretch (waiting for a break in the rain)

    • Hip Flexors – 30 sec
    • Over reach/stretch – 30 sec

    More Mary

    • Hello Dolly x 25
    • Wheezy Jeffersons x 25

    Finish the ISI

    • Horizontal Pull-Ups – 90 sec

    Announcements

    • Tough Mudder on the 17th
    • Best Damn Race Half Marathon & 5K on the 25th
    • PelicanMan Duathlon on the 25th
    • CrawfishMan Triathlon on May 20th
    • Walt Disney World Wine & Dine Half Marathon on November 4 (registration opens March 13 and will sell out.  Bellhop & I plus M’s will be going)

    COT

  • Skeeters!

    Disclaimer…

    Mosey to rock pile for brief warmup:

    SSHx25/Peter Parkerx25/Arm C.x20(front&back)/Abe Vigodax15/IWx25…grab a rock, one that travels well.

    Mosey to the track…here’s where things get dicey, at least for the slow learners.

    Split up into 2 pax.  Pax one stays put – 8 squats in cadence, then a run to catch Pax 2.  Pax 2 immediately runs(while Pax 1 squatting) 1/4 with 2 rocks, puts rocks down(or hands off), and they do 8 squats in cadence.  Flapjack style.

    Next up is 8 Merkins…you know the drill.

    Two laps around the track repeating those two exercises.

    Not a great explanation, but I am available for verbal communication if needed.

    Mosey to the shelter…

    Pax 1 human chair while Pax 2 does Dipsx20 in cadence…flapjack.

    Pax 1 human chair(rock above head) while Pax 2 does I. Merkinsx10 in cadence…flapjack

    Pax 1 human chair(rock held out) while Pax 2 does Derkinsx10 in cadence…flapjack

    Mosey to the field of skeeters…

    Rock Curlsx20, slowing down after 10/rock squatsx20, slowing down after 12…”mosquitos are killing me…can we please move?”

    Mosey to concrete….

    Rock dipsx20, slowing down after 10/LBC’sx35…”mosquitos are killing me!”

    Mosey to Rock pile to unload and sprint to flag.

    CO, NameO, Announc, Intentions, Prayer….

  • Purple Rain

    If you live in Old Mandeville, and are up at odd hours like the men of F3, then you’ve surely noticed the otherworldly purple glow emanating from sky in the center of town.  Many have been beckoned by this glow, called upon to find out just what exactly is this heavenly luminescence?  And YHC can assure you, all were as disappointed as I was to discover that it was simply the car wash at the corner of Florida and Girod.  Effective marketing, though.

    But before I left the comfort of my home and saw the purple rain, my half-asleep wife asked me on my way out, “You guys still work out in this rain?”  The implication being, Well, maybe you work out in a light drizzle.  But a downpour like this?  That stopped me for a moment.  YHC has been in F3 for a year and a half now, and my wife doesn’t know the ‘rain or shine’ motto of F3 nation?  Hard to believe.  I guess I’ll have to double down on my efforts to post on rainy mornings in 2018.

    Luckily, though, Shooter and Chewy know the opportunities that a morning like this one provides, and were out there ready to go:

    Warm-Up: SSH, Seal Jacks, Windmills, IWs, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Plank Jacks, Nolan Ryans L / R, all IC, 20x.

    The Thang:  First up, a Dirty McDeuce.  YHC used to attempt to plan out all 12 exercises, but upon realizing the limits of my memory these days, I’ve determined the best course of action is to simply wing it.  So these may not be exactly right, but it went something like this:

    Merkins / Shoulder Taps / Lunges, all 12x IC.  Sprint half the corridor & back, sprint full corridor, up stairs and back.

    Burpees (12 oyo) / Mountain Climbers / Squats, 12x IC.  Sprints / stairs.

    Hand-release Merkins (thanks Turbo) / Absolution (killer 8 count exercise) / Slow-squat Jumps, 12x IC.  Sprints / stairs.

    Bodybuilders / Peter Parkers / Sister Mary Katherine’s, 12x IC. Sprints / stairs.

    Next up, onward to the benches for an old favorite: Freak Nasties IC, Lateral Jumps over Bench (oyo), Step Ups R / L, all 12x.  Then, more Freak Nasties IC, Knee Ups R / L, Bulgarian Splits R / L, all 12x.  And finally, Freak Nasties, Derkins, 12x IC.  This probably killed our chances of competing with Grundy in today’s ISI challenge (the likelihood of which was very slim to begin with).

    Mary: Mosey back to the stage for the finale, Hurricane Hoedown, a descending circuit of flutter kicks.  Start off seated, slightly reclined – 7x, IC.  Move to standard flutter, 7x, IC.  Then hands behind head, Freddie-flutters, 7x IC.  Back to first position, now 6x IC, eventually working our way all the way down.  With a minute to spare, we knocked out some Crunchy Frogs, did the countdown, nameorama, and Shooter prayed us out.  Thank you guys for posting in the rain and giving me the opportunity to lead, it really was pleasure!

  • Methane Crew

    Beautiful AM 65 degrees and a cool breeze.

    Wanted to take a nice reverse lap up and around the FLY.

    Disclaimer

    We moseyed to the soccer goal in front of Audubon Zoo.

    COP 1:  SSH x 20, Imp Walker Squats x 20, Peter Parkers x 20, Dying Roaches x 20

    Mosey to the FLY.

    COP 2:  Square Bear Crawl – Bear Crawl 25 yards forwards, 25 yds sideways left, 25 yds backwards, 25 yds sideways right

    Mosey to Monkey Hill.

    COP 3:  Negative 2s.  Do 20 plank Jacks, run up and over and do 18 merks, up and over and do 16 plank jacks, 14 merks, back up and over until 0.

    Mosey to baseball fields.  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  2 rounds.  All in plank jump over the legs of the PAX.

    Mosey to Labrynth:  COP 5.

    Russian Twist, LBC, Penguins, Low Country Crab, Fire Hydrant, Parker Peters, and Donkey Kicks

    Mosey back to the Flag

    At the flag it was PLANK WALK and wait.

    We finished with the recent ISI challenge of SHOULDER TAPS in 2 min.  I did 110 but 86 won the day with 133.

    Thanks – It is always a pleasure to lead

  • Code Red at the Marsh

    It’s been fairly well-documented, but The Marsh has been on life support for weeks.  A harsh winter and the prolonged absence of Butt Splice has put the AO into a deep coma, and resuscitation has been slow and unsuccessful.  YHC provided some half-assed CPR this morning, but knows that it’ll take the return of Señor Splice and some warm weather to really get this AO moving again.

    Here’s what went down this morning: YHC rolls in a little early (that’s right, I’m back in a car now), and whips out the phone to see who’s Q.  A glowing, empty slot stares back at me.  So… it’ll either be a Round Robin, or no one will post.  Turtle made some vague mention of possibly-maybe-potentially showing, and one of the Seal Team 6 members can always surprise you.  But as the minutes wore on it became clear no one would post this morning, and YHC felt awake enough to do something.  Now, if this comes off as, Hey, look at me, guys! I went out and got some while you guys fartsacked!, let me just assure you that last Friday at the Cove was another no-show morning, and YHC did absolutely nothing.  (I noted to myself that it took 66 steps to get to the car and only 42 to make it right back to my bed.)  And this morning was not much more: a bit of standard warm up, jog around the block, descending ladder of pull-ups, the ISI challenge of the day, and some mary.

    Now, with the Marsh facing such decline, I’m going to make a commitment to make at least the next two Mondays.  Maybe the next three.  And I challenge you guys to do the same.  Shooter’s got the Q next Monday, let’s show the man some support!