F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • A Dirty Dozen at Okwata

    The Pax enjoyed another cool, albeit windy, morning at the Okwata AO.  Before long, the gloom will be filled with thick and humid air, so 12 Pax posted to take advantage of it.  YHC pulled up to the AO and was surprised to see our F3 Flag, which could only mean one thing:  Reluctant Yankee was in attendance.  Tagging along with our regional Nantan was none other than OBT, credited as co-founder of F3, which makes him awesome.  Bogey had indicated he may show up this morning, but YHC told him he had to.  That worked?  Cool!

    Several other Pax slowly assembled as the clock approached 0530.  At 0530, YHC took a headcount and found we had an odd number, which was somewhat disappointing, but all would be good.  Brief Disclaimer, and we were off….

    Mosey around the mardi gras fountain, carioca left, then right, then continue our mosey to the grassy area in front of the fountain.

    Warmup
    Just as we started the warmup, the 12th Pax arrived, making us a dirty dozen! YHC could hardly contain the excitement!
    SSH IC x 31
    Imperial Sq Walkers IC x 10
    Hillbilly’s IC x 15
    Mountain Climbers IC x 10
    Peter Parker IC x 10

    With our dirty dozen, it was time to mosey to the levee. YHC was so excited, he forgot about double shots at the Barre with Jack Webb…but that’s ok, the Pax made up for that with the following:

    Burp Back Mountain (There was much rejoicing)
    Partner Up
    Pax 1 does Burpees at the base of the levee
    Pax 2 does quadraphilia up the levee and run back down (always facing Okwata) 3 times, then swap with Pax 1
    Continue until 100 burpees cumulative are completed. Once complete, both Pax continue with quadraphilia until all Pax complete the burpees

    Mosey to the House of Pain (HOP) for stations:
    Partner up
    Station 1 – Merkins AMRAP
    Station 2 – Squats AMRAP
    Station 3 – Step Ups AMRAP
    Station 4 – Dips AMRAP
    Station 5 – Pull ups AMRAP
    Station 6 – Bear Crawl up the levee, 5 burpees, run back down (timer)

    The Pax was killing it, leaving plenty more time for more pain! Mosey to corner of Lakeshore and Canal for, you guessed it, 4 Corners!
    Corner 1 – 10 Burpees OYO – Why? Why not!
    Run up and over levee to Amethyst St and Canal
    Corner 2 – Monkey Humpers IC x 20
    Run across Canal
    Corner 3 – Mekins IC x 30 (up down count)
    Run back across the levee to Lakeshore
    Corner 4 – Squats IC x 20 (4 count, so that’s like 40)
    Run back to corner 1 for….wait for it…..Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10 (and there was much rejoicing)

    Mosey back to the flag for..

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Tin Snips IC x 20 (OBT pointed out that these were egg beaters, but YHC likes to still use Tin Snips as a credit to HVAC)
    LBC’s IC x 30
    Penguins IC x 20

    That took us to 0615, which means…

    COT
    Countoff, Name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and closed with a prayer.

    NMM
    YHC indicated OBT was awesome as a co-founder of F3 because F3 is a gift that YHC wishes more men could experience. I know I’m preaching to the choir, but continue to EH like Triple Shift. T-Claps to Triple Shift for getting F3 NOLA aired by Ed Daniels on WGNO last night!  The Monkey Humpers at Corner 2 brought up some conversation about the camera crew again and the disappointment of not being captured on film…..

    Thanks for posting with me today!  Until next time…

    SYITG

  • Morning Miracle at the Colosseum

    The Scene: The Colosseum

    Conditions: Balmy.  Rainy.  Ample Puddles…..  Just Right.

    Welcome & Disclaimer:  The Q is neither bonded nor insured.  But no FNGs today, so we all knew the drill.

    Warm-a-Rama:

    Mosey twice around the parking lot  (a chance to chat and see how everyone is doing)

    Shoulder circles (lest our shoulders should atrophy)  x30 each direction

    Frankensteins (to stretch out those hamstrings)  x20

    Imperial Squat Walkers (using the big muscles to get the blood flowing)  x15, 4-count

    Windmills (hammies again, and backs)  x10

    SSH (cuz we like ’em)  x20

    The Thang:

    Partner Pullup Nasties: 5 pullups each, with help from partner as necessary; then mosey to the parking bars for 10 freak nasties; then mosey back. 3 sets.  (working on those arms)  Great teamwork!

    Gladiator Mosey:  1.5 laps around our beloved Colosseum, ending at the steps by the Gym.  A longer mosey than we’re used to – definitely saw some perseverance here – really nice work.  As usual, MegaDad sets a high bar and got to plank for the Six longer than the rest of us.  And I had a chance to chat it up with Big Easy whom I hadn’t met before.

    Baby Freak Nasties on the steps.  x10.

    Partner Windmill Pushups:  one partner on top of stairs; the other at bottom.  5 windmill pushups (4 count), then change places.  3 sets.  A bit of grunting and swearing.

    Catch Me If You Can:  Mosey back to the Shovel flag, with the last man sprinting (um, sometimes) to the front.  Lots of mutual encouragement on this part.

    Freak Nasties x10 on the parking bars to wrap it up.

    6MOM  (listen for the midwife noises)

    Since we were already soaked from the rain, no one minded getting just a bit wetter on their sixes….

    Homer to Marge (one of my favorites)  x10

    Reverse Crunches  x10

    Bicycles x10

    Jane Fondas x20 each side   (amid a few tears for Rocket, who was strangely absent)

    Then we were supposed to do some Manatee, but my notes were too wet to read by this time.  So I’ll save it for another day.  And Workhorse saved us by suggesting

    American Hammers, to close it out with a bang… banging our knuckles on the ground on each side.

    Count-O-Rama:  8 men.  A strong Wednesday.

    COT:  A strong closing in prayer by MegaDad.

    Oh, and the title of this post?  The MIRACLE of seeing MegaDad at 5:30am on a Wednesday!  Nice job making it out there, despite a late night of fellowship with the extended family.

     

  • Fair Weather Fans Need Not Apply

    Four manly men posted in the rain at The Foundy this am whilst many a fair weather fans stay nestled in their beds.  Rumor had it one of our founding fathers from NC was in town and might post but apparently he didn’t get the memo about “rain or shine.”  Anywho, there we were, standing in a drizzle, waiting for a possible deluge, hoping for no lightening, and as 5:30 approached, cooler heads prevailed and we made the quick drive to the large pavilion near the festival grounds as to focus on a safe beatdown out of the elements.  Here’s what went down:

    • IW x30
    • AC x10F, x10R, x10Chinook
    • WM x10
    • Peter Parker x20
    • LS Squat x20
    • Goofball x20

    Next up, a round of Crowd Pleasers (Merkins followed by Groiners) with some moseying thrown in for good measure.  Line up on one end of the pavilion, run to first column, drop for a 1:1 Crowd Pleaser, mosey back, run to second column for 2:2, mosey back…..up to 5:5 then work back down to 1:1.  Going by the lack of mumblechatter this was in fact a crowd pleaser.

    Still raining pretty good at this point so we opted to stay under cover and lined up on the end of the pavilion again for some on-the-fly festivities:

    • Lunge Walk to far side (28yds), mosey back
    • Inchworm to far side, mosey back
    • Lunge Walk to far side, mosey back
    • Forward Crab Walk to far side, Backward Crab Walk back
    • Monkey Shuffle (sideways) to the right, come back to the left…T-claps to Triple Shift for the suggestion of this beloved exercise

    Still plenty time left so on to some ISI challenge catch up for those of us that have been slacking.

    • Freddie Mercury, max reps (4 count) in 90 seconds
    • Step Up R x20, Dips x20, Step Up L x20
    • Freddie Mercury, max reps (4 count) in 60  seconds
    • Step Up R x20, Dips x20, Step Up L x20
    • Freddie Mercury, max reps (4 count) in 30 seconds
    • Step Up R x20, Dips x20, Step Up L x20

    Wait, there’s more!  One minute of hip flexor stretching and two minutes of a plankorama to seal the deal.

    A good morning was had by all.

    Tool

     

  • Form and Function

    The rain was just getting going as the PAX gathered at the AO. OBT (an F3 founder from Charlotte) posted, and conducted the second day of his unofficial audit of the Uptown PAX.  Yankee is coordinating the NOLA F3 Uptown management response.

    Standard disclaimer. Mosey along the path to the “volleyball” field and circle up. A quick PSA from YHC regarding a tough critique from YHC’s M at the F3 Christmas party (shout out to the attending M. and 2.0s – Spicebar, Candybar, Cashbar and Minibar). Spicebar, a bootcamper, yogini, and barre practitioner did not have good things to say about YHC’s and the PAX’s form during the 12 days of Christmas beat down.

    So today, as YHC is not a professional trainer, we call upon exemplary PAX to demonstrate the proper form of several of our core exercises. Yankee leads with a beautiful plank.

    Then its down to business, but keeping form in mind. 5 burpees OYO , SSH x20 IC, Peter Parkers x20 IC, 5 burpees OYO, Sealjacks x15 IC, ParkerPeters x15 IC, 5 burpees OYO, Smurfjacks x15 IC, Mountain Climbers x15 IC, 5 burpees OYO, plankjacks x15IC

    Next we moseyed across Magazine to the long green wall. A film crew was working on the other side in the zoo, but we didn’t make it into the movie.

    OBT, participant observer, was called on to provide a primer on the Merkin form, including demos of what NOT to do. Thanks to OBT for being a sport.

    PAX grabbed some wall. Starting with regular merkins 0 degrees , 10 IC.  Then 45 deg derkins,  10 OYO. Finishing with BTTW (hold for 30 seconds).  Just for the record, YHC shared that another colleague, female, does the full Skywalker – without the wall.  She also teaches yoga to Navy Seals, so we have work to do.

    Mosey through the rain to grass parking lot for the Zoo, to use the four corners of the squarish field for some OYO BLIMPS.  Before we start, however, Gabrielle demonstrated the proper form for two key exercises in the BLIMP – Squats and Lunges.  Low and slow, baby.

    5 Burpees. Run to next corner.
    10 Lunges each leg. Run to next corner.
    15 Imperial Walkers. Run to next corner.
    20 Merkins. Run to next corner.
    25 Plank Jacks. Run to next corner.
    30 Squats. Run to next corner.

    And five more burpees OYO.

    Then we moseyed to the zoo entrance drive and sprinted to Audubon statue for some modified Dora. PAX partnered up, but before we started, Douille provided a classic example of the proper Russian Twist form (AKA American Hammer, AKA Russian Piss, AKA the Mueller).

    5 burpees OYO. PAX then alternated running around the neutral ground and completed:

    50 Merkins
    100 russian twists
    200 dips

    Mosey back toward the flag.  5 burp OYO.  Return to the flag and find a nice dry spot for 5 more burpees OYO.

    Count, name-o-rama, announcements and intentions. Prayer.

    Thanks to OBT and all the PAX for participating in the form review.

    TY, TYVM.

  • THE RISE OF THE REAL AQUAMAN

    Yes it’s true, Turtle fartsacked his Q…
    Not that YHC wants to call attention to him or shame him or remind him of it in any way; YHC is too compassionate…

    Once the PAX stopped looking for every pair of headlights to turn in and just accepted the fact that the Q had forsaken them, the arrangement of Red Robin responsibility was designated to the 3 senior most PAX members; excluding the FNG there. SHOOTER started off the warmup:

    Side Straddle Hops IC x25
    Windmills IC x25
    Mummy Kicks IC x25
    Arm Circles IC x25 (both directions first pair small circles, then a pair of big circles)

    Then the PAX mozied (sp?) to the all-too-familiar tunnel that always ends up turning into a mausoleum where the drained souls go.

    PELICAN then led the Elevenses workout:

    11 rounds, merkins start at 10 and run through the tunnel to the other side to start with 1 squat.
    work the rounds: decreasing merkins by 1 count each round and increasing the squats by 1 count until end.

    In order to “respect the time” (as the awol Q did not) we halved the distance of the run midway through the rounds to make it back to the start on time. OCHO (YHC) then led the “core-down” exercises which consisted of the following:

    Flutter Kicks IC x36
    Hello Darlings IC x26
    Peter Parkers IC x21
    Parker Peters IC x16

    Closed out with Countarama, Nameorama, Name-the-FNG-orama, then COT.

    FNG was duly sworn in as AQUAMAN after regaling the PAX with his most epic tale of jumping off of the Twinspan bridge to save his very life. It can be neither confirmed nor denied that AQUAMAN’s story made YHC, and the other PAX members, recall another very similar story of a fellow F3 member that might have wanted this name but failed to earn it…YHC is too compassionate…

  • No Milkman, No Problem

    Where y’at Brother Milkman? We miss you out in the gloom. Don’t let the fear of the umpteen burpees awaiting you keep you from appearing! 9 Rock City regulars were joined by 1 on-vacation special guest; welcome to the park FracSac! As the clock struck 5:30, no Milkman appearance – but that’s not going to stop the PAX. Out the gate we went, off to the usual spot.

    Warm Up: Rudy starts off – with a typical Rudy starting (ND facts and figures, and plank stuff).

    • 17 Burpees OYO.  It’d been 17 years since the last NCAAW championship for ND, so the PAX got to celebrate Sunday Night’s epic win over MSU.
    • 5 Burpees OYO.  In those 17 years, ND has been in 5 finals, losing the previous 4
    • SSH x25
    • IW x25
    • Plank-o-Rama: Peter Parker x25, Shoulder Taps x25, Parker Peter x25, Plank Walk x25

    The Thang 1: Bogey takes the lead.  Grab your rock and head to the field.  He loves him some of that sloooooow-count.

    • Slow Count Curl x20.  Sprint to the parking lot.  5 Burpees.  Sprint back.
    • Slow Count Rows x20.  Sprint to the parking lot.  10 Merkins.  Sprint back
    • Slow Count Squats x20.  Sprint to the parking lot.  20 Monkey Humpers.  Sprint back
    • Slow Count Shoulder Press x20.  Sprint to the parking lot.  20 more Monkey Humpers.  Sprint back.
    • Slow Count Out & Ins.  Much grumbling.

    The Thang 2: Lets Get It Baby.  Marlin takes over, leads us to the Bandstand – where we do IC exercises without the IC part.

    • Right Leg Step Up x20
    • Alternating Staggered Rock Merkins x10 (each arm)
    • Left Leg Step Up x20
    • Derkins x20
    • Something else x20, methinks…

    Move That Rock Pile, says Boss Hog.  3 times.  PAX all grumbling about Triple Shift and Mahatma rock choice.

    Circle up for some Mary, including the new Marlin special of Thrusting Pulsers x100.

    Return the rocks.  Marlin goes big, and grabs the Triple Shift boulder to haul back.

    Circle around the real flag (Thanks FracSac!) for count-off, name-o-rama and prayers.  I ask all of us to keep in prayers a Jesuit senior who suffered a broken back over Easter weekend, and is now staring at a long road of rehab.    Then Marlin took us home, with a strong and passionate call out for all of us to remember the Resurrection.  Our Father to close.

  • CelebrHATE on the small screen with Cowbell

    With Ed Daniels being drawn into the gloom by Triple Shift on this 610 Stomp sort of day, YHC saw the opportunity to make Cowbell famous, sending him off into his glorious thirties with a beatdown dedicated to celebrHATE this once in a lifetime occasion.  Surely this would lead to monuments being erected, with the possibility of memorials following his departure from this world.

    Spoiler alert:  Cowbell fartsacked.  Oh well, YHC tried……

    Back to the Ed Daniels bit.  YHC arrived at 0515 to find Triple Shift promoting the F3 organization to the sports reporter and his cameraman.  T-Claps to Triple Shift for spreading the word.  This will certainly help to maintain his crown as king of the EH.  Not that anyone was getting close to knocking him off that hill…….

    YHC made a quick mosey to the track to drop off some cones, more to come on that later.  Upon arriving back at the shovel flag that YHC planted, two more were planted next to it.  YHC almost gave the F3 flag a hug, as it hasn’t been seen in weeks.  As long as it has been cared for and used effectively, all is well.

    F3 Nation had a plethora of good names ready to throw at Ed Daniels, but apparently he did not show up for the beat down.  At least 19 men showed up in force to promote the power and awesomeness of F3.  With the cameraman hanging out in the area, the clock hit 0530, and so it begins:

    Disclaimer, and probably one too short judging by the scolding looks of Rudy.  But hey, “Not a professional trainer, so modify as needed” was said…..

    Tuesday is normally a run day, hence the 610 Stomp name.  Due to circumstances, we did a sudden change and did a quick mosey to the track.

    Circle up on the matting inside the track.  YHC still intended to celebrHATE Cowbell’s coming of age, but had to get something out the way first.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31

    With that out of the way, it was time to celebrHATE!

    COP

    Hillbilly’s IC x 20
    Alternating Shoulder Taps IC x 20
    Tempo Merkins IC x 10
    Escalator

    The Escalator is 5 exercises, composed of:
    10 Burpees OYO
    20 Merkins IC (Up Down cadence)
    30 Smurf Jacks (a tribute to Cowbell)
    40 Monkey Humpers IC – did YHC mention the cameraman was a female? Not absolutely certain, but this may have been when the film crew exited.
    50 Squats IC

    Indian Run twice around the track, or 1/2 mile.

    One final tribute to Cowbell – Smurf Jacks IC x 30

    Mosey to the inside grassy area of the track where the cones were set up for some suicides. Starting at first row of cones, sprint to second set, sprint back and do 5 merkins. Continue this to each set of cones, set up like a basketball court, a tribute to the end of March Madness. Not only did the track crew forget to turn the lights on, but YHC may have left out one row of cones. The start line should have been one set with 4 sets beyond, which caused some major confusion. So much confusion that YHC decided to do it again with burpees.

    Mosey to the first corner of the track for 4 Corners:

    Corner #1 – Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10 (there was much rejoicing) – Sprint to corner #2
    Corner #2 – Bobby Hurleys x 10 OYO (tribute to end of March Madness) – Sprint to corner #3
    Corner #3 – Merkins IC x 10 (there’s the 4 count the Pax was longing for) – Sprint to Corner #4
    Corner #4 – Iron Mikes IC x 10 (lunge jumps)

    Mosey back to the matted area for Ring of Fire #1
    All Pax hold the plank position. The first Pax does 5 merkins, then resumes plank. The ring of fire goes around to all the Pax.
    Ring of Fire #2
    Same as before, just replace with 5 Burpees. That’s a lot of planking!

    Mary

    Flutter Kicks IC x 30
    Hello Dolly IC x 25
    American Hammer IC x 20

    Times up, mosey back to the flag(s)

    COT

    Count off and Name-O-Rama
    We had one FNG, and no, it was not a reporter.  Welcome Phoenix!  Some claimed the name was too good, but they’re just jealous.  They all wanted Fracsac too, but it was specially reserved for YHC!

    Announcements, intentions, and closed with a prayer.

    Thanks for posting with me today and for putting up with my inability to design a proper court.

    Remember: F3 is an organization of leaders, not an organization with leaders. Each Pax is expected to be a leader in other groups outside F3, as well as within F3. To lead in F3 is easy, just sign up and take the Q here

     

    NMM

    If you didn’t notice, Bogey was especially happy this morning. He was the winner of the bracket pool, and will be exempt from any burpees this Saturday post Mothership. Here’s the Burpee count:
    Reluctant Yankee: 8
    YHC: 24
    El Guapo: 30
    Hokey Pokey: 32
    Seaman: 33
    Rudy: 35
    DaParish: 43
    Milkman: 56

    Come out Saturday and see the Burpee debt paid in full!

  • Crips Don’t Drive Volvos

    I have to admit that I anticipated a light and groggy pax this morning following a beautiful Easter weekend here in NOLA.  I know I afforded myself an extra beer or two between the Crescent City Classic and family festivities over the weekend.  Yankee perhaps anticipated the same when he texted last night to make sure I had the Q on my radar.  Too tired to orchestrate a plan last night I figured I’d hash one out on the fly this morning.  All was going perfectly while I walked towards the park this morning thinking about the best beatdown possible.  All of sudden I see a car creeping down Magazine without its lights on.  My heart rate ticked up a bit thinking that maybe this was it.  Then as it came closer I noticed it was white Volvo SUV and I remembered that old adage that Crips (or Bloods for that matter) don’t ride in Volvos.  That’s just when G-spot came in to focus and I knew that I wasn’t the only one that was groggy!  I went back to my resting heart rate.  But not for long as I walked up to the virtual flag and saw we had a guest pax in our midst- no other then F3 co-founder OBT.  Thanks Yankee for the heads up!  At least it will be an authentic beatdown.

    The Thang:

    Disclaimer and we’re off a traditional Skinny lap.

    Mosey counter clockwise around the track to a grassy spot for a warm up:

    • SSH IC x 30
    • Smurf Jacks IC x 20
    • Plank Jacks IC x 30

    Mosey to the row bars for 4 groups of 4:

    • Rows
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Jump Squats
    • Burpees for the count x 15

    Two columns for Indian Run all the way to the benches at the St. Charles entrance fountain:

    • Dips IC x 20
    • R Leg Power Ups x 20
    • L Leg Power Ups x 20
    • Derkins => Shoulder Taps => Derkins IC x 10,10,10

    Back to the track for some running intervals:

    • Mosey
    • R karaoke
    • L karaoke
    • Backwards run
    • Mosey
    • POW run until halt

    Green space by the green for some Mary:

    • 10 Burpees OYO (just to mix it up)
    • Dying Cockroach IC x 20
    • LBT IC x 20
    • Hello Dolly IC x 20
    • Invitation to Douille to pick the next classic ab exercise, Pickle Pounders (go figure!) IC X 10

    Two column Indian Run to the pull up bars.

    • 4 groups of 4: each guy doing 10 pull ups while the others Al Gore.  When all four are done mosey together back to the flag.

    Count off to 16 and namorama.  Announcements: Blue Ridge Relay, thanks to OBT for telling his experience with this team building opportunity!  Intentions:  for a Holy Name dad undergoing cancer treatment MD Anderson and for all the dad’s of new babies including Landing Strip.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

    Post Script:  So authentic was the beatdown OBT congratulated me on a good VQ!  Here’s hoping perhaps he was little groggy too!

  • The Three Amigos

    With Capt Sparkles Q’ing a great CSAUP at the Crescent City Classic this past weekend, three F3 vets arrived at the flag in the “gloom” Saturday morning, Turbo, Maverick, and THE Manny. If the “gloom” this past weekend was wrong, I don’t want to be right!  T-claps to these two pacs for allowing me to cut the beatdown a little short, so I could hold down the spot at the after party  for the Northshore and Southshore pacs that ran the Classic.

    Warm-Up

    25 SS IC, 25 Seal Jacks IC, 25 Windmills IC, 20 Good Mornings IC, 25 Mummy Kicks IC, 25 Butt Kicks IC, 25 High Knees IC

    Mosey….

    Circle of Merk

    Pacs circle up in the plank position. First pac does one merkin IC while other pacs hold plank. Go around circle in counter clockwise position until you reach 50.

    Mosey

    Circle of Jack

    Same thing as Circle of Merk, but instead of each pac doing a merkin, they do a plank jack. Count is IC, pacs hold plank position, and everyone recovers at 50.

    Mosey to the park near the beach

    Starting at the splash pad, the first pac bunny hops to the first swing set. Complete 10 burpees OYO. Crab walk to the next swing set. Complete 10 Eight Count Body Builders OYO.  Bear crawl back to the splash pad. Complete ten jump squats OYO.  Tag next pac. All pacs rinse and repeat until everyone has gone through the circuit. Pacs not doing circuit are holding the chair position until everyone is done.

    Mosey

    Time for some Mary.

    25 LBC’s IC, 25 Freddie Mercuries IC, 25 Flutter Kicks IC, 25 Leg Lifts IC, 25 Puttins IC

    Mosey

    Just for kicks, we did another round of Circle of Merk.

    Indian Run back to flag.

    Turbo prayed us out.

    No coffeteria this week. Everyone was closed due to the Easter Holiday.

  • The Sultan of Squat

    The Scene: The Knoll

    Conditions: Cool. Calm. Swampy.

    Welcome

    Disclaimer

    Warm-a-Rama:

    Prior to starting, we had a couple PAX with some interesting items: Money Cat with a Chocolate syrup bottle and Missile Toes with Rotating Push-up Bars. But, whatever, it was 0700, so we just got started. We did a little mosey and ended at some random spot in the grass. Then did the following to get ready for the big game:

    · SSH – 20x

    · Goofball- 15x

    · Bobby Hurley’s – 15x

    · Merkins – 15x

    · Al Gores – 15x

    · Burpees – 6

    We then ran backwards to sundial. Not sure why we ran backwards, but we did.

    The Thang:

    MLB’s Opening Day was this past Thursday. Seeing how Baseball is America’s pastime, we had to celebrate accordingly.

    1. Hit For the Cycle – We got into a circle at the Sundial, and started our attempt to hit for the cycle. Twice.

    · Slowjangle Biscuit (lunges in a circle) – 40x. This was our Homerun.

    · Al Gores – 30x. Triple. My legs and the fellas were mad at me. Dagwood feared I was broken and just stuck on repeat cause I just kept counting and counting and counting.

    · Merkins – 20x. Our double.

    · Freak Nastys. – 10x Our single.

    · Burpees – 5x. This has nothing to do with the cycle or baseball. But we did it just because.

    · Freak Nastys – 10x

    · Merkins – 20x

    · Al Gores – 30x.

    · Slowjangle Biscuit – 40x. At around 28, Shangeaux threw is glove at me in protest and in anger. Typical soccer player.

    2. Foul Poles – We then mosey’d across Highland Road to the baseball fields. We partnered up. One partner jogged around the fence (well, where we would assume a fence would be) from foul pole to foul pole (well, where we would assume a foul pole would be), and then sprinted back, across the outfield back to beginning foul pole. Other partner did AMRAP of assigned exercise. We did this 5 times, while doing merkins, Al Gores, LBCs, Merkins, Al Gores. We found out pretty quickly this field doesn’t drain well, and that most of the PAX aren’t baseball fans. It was a sad moment. So, I encouraged everyone to watch the Sandlot.

    3. Curse of the Bambino– We then ran to home plate. We circled up and planked, while one partner ran around the bases (well, where we would assume bases would be) for a Homerun. Once he made it home, we all did 1 merkin together. Then next guy ran, and then we did 2 merkins together. We worked our way up until we all hit a Homerun. YHC failed to tell everyone the goal was an inside-the-park homerun. So, Worms started us off with a nice Homerun trot that would make The Great Bambino proud. Dagwood got the memo and showed us his speed and slid into home plate. Unfortunately, he wasted his life playing soccer. Money Cat did swing his Choclate Syrup Bottle, which ended up being his water bottle for the day, and Missle Toes did use his push-up bars for all merkins, which is amazing.

    Mary:

    We mosey’d back to some random spot in the grass near the flag. We each led a Mary.

    · Fastball – LBCs 20x

    · Rocket – Jane Fondas – 10x each leg.

    · Dagwood – American Hammers – 30 count. I’m glad I wasn’t counting this one, cause I was in pain.

    · Workhorse – Leg Lifts – 20x. Workhorse also did these with his hands behind his head like a real man.

    Count-o-Rama

    Name-o-Rama

    Welcome – Big Easy

    COT / BOM:

    Two praises: 1. MoneyCat winning his office Easter Basket Contest with an F3 box and winning a fitbit. 2. Worms becoming an Aggie Fan! His son got a full ride scholarship. YHC closed us.

    Announcements:

    04BA2130-8C08-43D5-B8D9-8578C8DD5C15

    E78946F0-E1BF-4355-BD9C-78FD17062990