F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • The Journey to 28

    The Journey to 28

    This morning is the beginning of a momentous journey for all baseball fans as the New York Yankees begin their quest for their 28th World Series Championship. To cheer on the Yankees, YHC tried to bring out the Yankee spirit among this morning’s PAX at the Fight Club. Following the disclaimer and a short mosey, we began with a standard warm-up

    The Warm-Up

    Imperial Walker – 27 (We started as the evil empire.)

    Annies – 20

    Windmills – 20

    Low Slow Squats – 20

    Noah’s Ark

    The PAX ran a big lap up the levee ramp and down the steps back to the starting point. YHC then introduced a new exercise inspired by the Rev in his name. The PAX will now imagine that we are each fulfilling the role of Noah and trying to get the animals and our children away from the flood waters and up to higher ground on the levee (New Orlean’s ineffective ark). The PAX will climb the levee by going up the fight set of steps and then across the grass while doing the bear crawl to the steps on the other side. After going up the next few steps, the PAX will cross the grass back to the other side while doing the crab walk. Up a few more steps and back over doing the monkey hop. Up the last few steps and back over while doing the boo boo baby. (See the picture if you have never been to La Salle Landing to get some idea of what YHC is talking about)

    Now that the PAX is at the top of the levee, YHC informed them that there is a rare reading in the Hebrew text of the story of Noah’s Ark. Jack and his three sons Jack, Jack, and Jack all fartsacked onto the ark and Noah threw them out to splash in the waves and drown. The PAX will now play the role of the Jacks as we descend the levee. This time the PAX will go down a level, stop in the middle as they cross to the other side for 20 smurf jacks. They will continue to go down the levee and stop at each level for 20 plank jacks, 20 chilly jacks, and 20 jumping jacks.

    The Intermission

    YHC killed some time with a 20 count of Rocky Balboas and 20 dips.

    Deconstructed Burpees

    The PAX started at the bottom of the levee (away from the steps) for a few deconstructed burpees. The PAX did 28 merkins on the bottom of the levee and ran up and over levee for 28 jump squats on the bottom of the other side. Two more rounds of 18 merkins and jump squats, followed by 8 merkins and jump squats. The 8 is in honor of Yogi Berra. Yogi is the greatest Yankee ever with a record of 10 World Series championships and the king of quotes. 8 is also the only Yankee number retired twice as it was also worn by the legendary Bill Dickey.

    Mary

    The PAX triangled up to end with a little Mary.

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    Penguins – 20

    American Hammer – 20

    Dying Cockroach – 20

    Flutterkicks – 10

    O Dolly – 10

    The Conclusion

    Count off, Name-o-rama, announcement, and intentions. Thanks River Ridge Bros for coming out this morning for a beatdown and for putting up with my Yankee fandom (it’s not as bad as Rudy’s Notre Dame obsession).

  • Schlitz squiggy? Squiggy Schlitz? Schlitz and giggles?

    El wire had a sick kid so I stepped up to not only write his backblast but actually Q his beatdown…that I had to create.  I think I just got Tom Sawyered again!

    We ran to the soccer goal in front of the zoo.  At that field we did a standard circle:

    SSH x20, Imperial Walker Squats x 20, Mtn Climbers x 20 and Dying Bugs x 20  all IC

    Then we moseyed to the field by the river at the FLY.

    At the river view we did a mini-ring of fire.  We circled up in plank.  Bear Crawl left, bear crawl to the middle, bear crawl back, bear crawl right, bear crawl to the middle, bear crawl back.  We finished here with 15 Nolan Ryans L and R.  We also did 10 Hip Dips L and R x 10.  OYO.

    Then we got up and moseyed to Monkey Hill.  At the Hill we did a merkin regression.  We did 20 merks on the other side of hill, back and did 18, then cross over for 16 on down to 2.   Heard some trains and decided we needed to quick mosey across the train tracks.   It was run as fast as possible to the train tracks, then once there PAX had to do Bonnie Blairs while they waited for the 6.

    Another 1/2 mile mosey to the LABYRINTH.    Instead of plank and wait we did LBCs and LBTs and wait. At the labyrinth we did 20 left leg step ups IC, 10 Irkins, 20 right leg step ups IC, 10 Dirkins, 15 left leg bulgarian split lunch, 15 right leg bulgarian split lunge, 20 dips OYO.

    Set up for some MARY at the Labyrinth.  We did some Dying Roaches, attempted some donkey kicks but it was too hard to do on the bricks, did some LOW COUNTRY CRAB, we did some Russian Twist to finish.

    The beatdown finished with HORSES to the barn/flag.

    Struggled with naming our FNG from Wisco – we went with Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley (tv show look it up)  I have been having second thoughts – want something with Schlitz.  Schlitz his pants, Wisco Schlitz, Schlitz the bed, Schlitzy- Glitz.  Just thinking out loud.  I am pretty sure that squiggy isn’t going to stick. Schlitz and Giggles?

  • return of the Ei

    3 faithful pax posted in the gloom this morning.

    Eiei came out from hiding toting a few extra lbs but  willing and ready for a challenge!

    The thang:

    warm up in parking lot:

    hip crossovers x 10

    fwd lunge w forearm to floor x8

    back lunge with twist x 8

    lateral lunge x 8

    hand walk x 4

    sumo squat to stand x 8

    mosey to the lake front with intermittent sprints

    and mt climbers in rough gravel x20 ic

    seawall

    irkins IC x 20

    leg extensions x 50

    dirkins x10

    mosey back with sprints interspersed.

    trailhead COM: LBCs, deadbugs, HTH, JF, glute bridges with reach x 20 ic

    cot, prayer, peace out.

    thanks guys for showing up and working hard!

    chewy

     

     

  • Who me?

    After learning yours truly had the Q at 5:28am…

    Disclaimer

    Warm up : SSHx35/IWx20/ACx10f&10b/MCx20

    The Thang…

    Bear Crawl around Triangle of Trees(30yds)/Goblet Squatsx20 w rock.                                                          Lunge Walk around ToT’s/Squat Pressx20 w rock.                                                                                                Burpeesx10 at each Tree/Goblet Squatsx20 w rock.

    All with Rocks: Buddy sit upsx30 each man/Slow curlsx20/Slow Rowsx20/Stepupsx20(alt leg)/Slow Shoul. Pressx20/Slow curlsx15/Slow BBCL’s(ball buster core lifts)x15/Slow rowsx15/Buddy sit upsx20 each man

    A little change of scenery(and a 20 yd mosey…this is the uptowner, correct)

    Peoples Chair-1 min…last 20 sec rock overhead/Peoples chair-30sec…last 10sec rock overhead/Peter Parkerx20/Parker Peterx20

    Got to do a little running – 61 yd sprintx2

    Mary – LBC’sx35/Slow H. Dollyx20

    CO/NOR/Intentions/Prayer

  • 610 Stomp #162 – Run!

    Late Monday, a request for a 610 Stomp Q went unanswered, so YHC committed to taking it, which would also make sure I got my hind end out there! RY mentioned that we might have an exchange student posting Down Range, but the late night temptations of New Orleans probably contributed to the Fartsack. Regardless the reason, no visitor today. YHC arrived to the AO with three minutes to spare and 5 other usual suspects of F3 looking lost in the gloom. With two shovel flags planted and a working streetlight, YHC gave the minimal version of the disclaimer, and said to be back at 0610. We ran……
    Smooth, Rudy, Cowbell, and El Guapo took off way ahead as expected. Thankfully Heisenberg was there to keep YHC company. Not that we were slow. 4.2 miles in 38 minutes, equivalent to a 9:04 pace, is nothing to sneeze at! That sub-9:00 pace is right around the corner!!

    Mary
    Flutter kicks IC x 20
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Tin Snips IC x 15
    LBC’s IC x 30
    Crunchy Frogs IC x 10

    Seal the deal with 10 Burpees OYO!

    COT

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements (Convergence the 13th), Intentions, and closed with a prayer.

    NMM
    We somehow brought our numbers from 6 to 7 at the COT. Hawgcycle rode his bike to the Stomp, but it was apparent his ETA was a little off. Regardless, he got some good miles in, and still rode his bike home! Well done!!!
    There are lots of opportunities to Q the Stomp. Feel free to change things up, or keep it traditional. Step up and Lead! Remember, leading a workout is how you give back to F3!

    SYITG

  • #EMOM

    YHC’s first F3 experience was at the “Milestone Marsh”, so he was glad to “ring the second bell” and Q a workout at this venerable AO.

    CONDITIONS

    70-something°; 80-something% humidity; 6:54 AM sunrise

    DISCLAIMER

    Q was an untrained, amateur offering free advice that was probably overpriced.  Assembled PAX were offered a “double your money back” guarantee if they weren’t satisfied with the beat-down.

    THE WARM UP

    The assembled PAX warmed up with the following sequence, all exercises done IC.  YHC only lost count a few times.  Surprisingly enough the Pax didn’t call out the Q for the strange mix of counts terminating at 15, 10 and 20.

    -SSH
    -Good Mornings
    -Smurf jacks

    -Abe Vigodas
    -Imperial Walkers
    -High Knees
    -Copper head squats

    We finished warming up with a mosey around the block finishing back where we started at the intersection of Livingston and Lamarque.

    THE THANG Part 1: Half-Dab

    The Lexicon says “the dab” is an every-minute-on-the-minute burpee workout.  The dab takes you through five sets of burpees.  After five sets of burpees you run a 1/4 mile.  You then rinse and repeat the sequence 4 times.  YHC’s ADHD wouldn’t permit him to rinse and repeat for 20 minutes straight so he called a modified half-dab:2 cycles of 5 sets each for a nice round total of 100 burpees.

    T-claps to Bushwhacker and the Pelican.  Those guys can bounce right back up from a burpee like nobody’s business.  I think there may have been some springy asphalt or something bouncing those guys back up.

    THE THANG Part 2: Mini-Chelsea

    We moseyed back to the Marsh and hopped on the playground equipment.  (gym equipment?)  We powered through a modified “Chelsea.”  Chelsea is a workout “borrowed” from a popular fitness craze.  YHC picked Chelsea because it fit the EMOM theme of the beatdown.

    YHC called ten rounds of pull-ups, merkins and squats with the Pax belting them out every-minute-on-the-minute.

    MODIFIED MARY

    YHC doesn’t love Mary so he substituted some stretching/active recovery to wrap things up.

    YHC called for some modified-Chewy’s but was informed that they are better known as “lizard stretches.”  That’s an excellent exercise with a great name, but it’s a little deficient in F3 personality.  We dubbed them Geico’s and fully expect that name to stick.  #15MinutesCouldSaveYou15%OnYourBeatdowns

    This brought us to 5:45.  Assembled Pax declared victory.  The assembled Pax absolutely killed the workout hinting that next time the Q needs to scale things up for these ambitious Pax-monsters.

    CountORama, NameORama, and COT

    YHC prayed for the assembled PAX

    MOLESKIN

    Pax had a little bit of downtime and a little bit of breath during the minute long intervals.  Mumblechatter included a deep dive into the etymology of the word “Merkin.”  The Pelican taught us that it goes way beyond a four-count push-up.

    President Merkin Muffley (look it up)

    Thanks F3-bros, for the fellowship, the beatdowns and for being willing to follow my lead.

  • 10 and 1

    Welcome to October.  Fall is here!  Or maybe not.  Nope, down here in the swamp, summer heat and humidity remains the norm.  YHC had spent a weekend up north with the 2.0s, and enjoyed a run in crisp, cool fall weather.  How enjoyable – I hadn’t actually been cold in about 6 months.  But, YHC was slapped with reality twice when stepping off the plane at 9:30 Sunday night – first, HEAT and HUMIDITY.  I suppose fall will arrive someday.  Second – #TClaps to King Kong for letting YHC know he had the Q at Rock City!  What to do, what to do….  October 1st.  10/1.  I wonder what that could lead to?

    PAX appearing left and right in the gloom on Monday morning.  The Uptowners are rapidly becoming a (welcomed) infestation at Rock City (As Angie’s List noted – “You’ve been Gentrified!”).  As the clock struck 5:30, a Rock City record 21 PAX headed out the gate and off to the rocks.

    Super Brief Warm Up

    Circle up in the Pontiff Swamp.  Much grumbling and searching for high ground.  Lets get this party started

    • SSH x38 – as RevSox correctly pointed out, ND scored 38 in their crushing victory over Stanford.  But
    • Peter Parker x25 – face down in the swamp.  More tears of agony from the Uptowners

    Lets just get on with it, shall we?  Grab a rock and mosey to the trees.

    10/1 – Thats an Eleven!

    YHC is rapidly turning into Amnesty – a One-Trick-Pony at Rock City.  No, this wasn’t Spartacus.  It was the 11s.

    Line up in the middle of the field, trees on each side.

    • Burpees on one side (starting at 10x going down)
    • Jump Squats on the other side (starting at 1x going up)
    • Pass your rock heading to the Burpees?  Shoulder Press x11
    • Pass your rock heading to the Jump Squats?  Curls x11

    Go.

    When you finish, on your 6 and do LBC waiting for the 6.  Nice work JV, Bogey, RevSox and King Kong leading the PAX.  As a reward, they get to do more LBCs then everyone else.

    Over to the Parking Lot with your Rock.  Quick dose of Hydration.

    Dora

    Partner Up.  PAX 1 lunge walks (with Rock) out and back 5 parking spaces.  PAX 2 does exercise till PAX 1 returns.  Flapjack.  Rinse and Repeat till all exercises are done.

    • 100 hand-release Merkins
    • 100 Squats
    • 100 LBCs

    Grab the rock and mosey back to deliver our friends to their home.  Then dash back to the flag.  Hold Mission Impossible while we wait for the 6.

    Then wrap it up.  Count-off (21 PAX!), Name-o-Rama, including naming two FNGs: Left Eye (came along with the Uptowners – YHC not entirely sure he followed the connection that left to Left Eye, but it came from references to Lisa Lopes).  Friar Tuck (via Marlin, finishing his formation).  Welcome aboard!

    Convergence on October 13th.  See you there.

    Wrap up with intentions and close out with a prayer.  St. Ignatius, Teach me to be generous.

  • I guess Autumn is here…maybe?

    YHC was greeted by downright cool temps and a nice breeze when he pulled up to the Flag.  Can Autumn finally be here? Unfortunately, the weather was back to hot and humid by the end of the Beatdown.  Maybe next week.   So, it’s been a few weeks since YHC has been able to join his F3 brothers at the Mothership.  Why not have YHC’s Mothership VQ for YHC’s triumphant return?  Let’s go!  With a short disclaimer we were off.

    Mosey to Peristyle for

    • Imperial Walkers IC X20
    • Hillbillies IC X20
    • Forward Arm Circles IC X10
    • Reverse Arm Circles IC X10
    • Reverse Mountain Climbers IC X20
    • Parker Peters IC X20

    Short Mosey to the Great Lawn for:

    C.L.I.M.B.

    • Crab Cake
    • Lunge
    • Iron Cross
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Burpees

    1,2,3,4,5 on first corner add one rep at each succeeding corner.  Carioca to next corner left then right.  Add one rep at second corner then bear crawl to third corner add one rep.  Defensive slide to next corner left then right to fourth corner add one rep.  Crab crawl to last corner add one rep.

    Mosey to Fountain for:

    • For Dips IC X20
    • Right Leg Power Ups IC X20
    • Left Leg Power Ups IC X20

    Mosey to Sidewalk for:

    Route 66 – Start with Inch Worm to 1 merkin, 1 Plank Jack to Pop Jack and Inch Worm up then run to next light.  Add 1 merkin and 1 plank jack to the inch worm-merkin-plank jack-pop jack-inch worm sequence at each light up to 11 merkins and 11 plank jacks.

    Form two lines for Indian Run to Foundry for:

    Colonel Trautman

    Pair Up at track by the Foundry, Partner 1 runs to pull up bars for 3 Pull Ups while partner 2 does 10 Merkins then plank chilcutt until Partner 1 gets back. Flapjack and rinse and repeat 5X

    Time is running out so let’s form two lines and Indian Run to flag just in time!

    Circle up for count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Cardiac Kid

    Back during my UPS days, before FedEx, was called the Cardiac Kid. Let’s just say I was excitable. Must be Italian!

    This morning, utilized that name from 1977. Why? Because of the extreme “Cardio” workout YOU had to endure. But hey guys, remember, Bushwacker had us Bear Crawling a quarter mile! So you see, today was actually “easy”.

    WARM UP

    SSH, Windmills, Toe Touch, High Knees, Butt Kicks

     

    THE THANG

    11’s–opened things up with Derkins on the sea wall, with Crunches at the street. With 50 meter runs in between.

    100/200/300- pick a partner for this joint exercise. Merkins, Squats, Mountain Climbers. With 100 meter runs in between. Still feeling good.

    Core–In cadence, Putins, Freddie Mercuries, Merkins, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters.

    Football Drill- ok, cones too spread out, fell flat here😁. Sprints looked more like jogs.

    5’s– time got us, was meant to be 5 exercises, 5 reps, 5 sets at 3 workstations. Managed 1 set.  Burpees, Mary Catherines, Squats, Merkins, Plank Jacks. Next time fellas will make sure we have time😙

    Indian Run– bring it home with the run with a final SSH around Old Glory!

    Announcements followed by prayer close out led by Bean! Off to coffee time for our reward. Always enjoy our post workout fellowship.

     

     

  • Hurtin’ for a Squerkin

    I woke up this morning much like I do most Fridays… hurtin‘ for a squerkin. And in the late September gloom, it was clear to see that an eager group of pax shared my hunger. But we had to get warmed up first as you never go into a squerkin cold!

    So after a light mosey to Touch Down Jesus, we circled up for:

    • Side Straddle Hops x 25
    • Mountain Climbers x 25
    • Arm Circles Forward x 15
    • 51 x drawkcaB selcriC mrA

    Now, closer to an appropriate level of warmth, we mosied to the base of the mountain and climbed the stairs up to floor 6. After tending to those experiencing PTSD from Yankee’s stair workout 2 weeks ago, we were ready to get to squerkin.

    • In pairs, the pax got into reverse squerkin position at the base of the ramp
      • Reverse Squerkin Position: one pax in plank position with head in direction of the ramp with the second pax grabbing his partner’s ankles in a standing position with his back towards the ramp
    • Each pair proceeded to climb the ramp, stopping at every other parking block curb thing
      • At alternating stops, pax 1 did 3 merkins and pax 2 did 3 squats
      • Halfway up the ramp, we flapjacked

    Done and hurtin’ from our squerkin, we mosied to a halfway point between the two top deck stairwells.

    • In pairs again, pax 1 ran to the stairwell, down 2 flights, across floor 5, and up the opposite stairwell to his partner
    • Alternating runners, the pax up top completed (in AMRAP fashion)
      • Wall Sits
      • World War II Sit Ups
      • Lunges
      • Burpees

    A slow mosey down 1 flight of stairs to the bottom of the ramp again put us in starting position for Dizzy Bear!

    • We started in regular Bear Crawl position heading up the ramp
    • Upon yelling, “Dizzy Bear” all pax performed a 180 maneuver into a Reverse Bear Crawl up the ramp
      • Those enjoying themselves gleefully echoed, “Dizzy!”

    Back on the peak of Wolfpack Mountain, the pax hit their six in an oval for some Mary

    • American Hammer x 25
    • Flutter Kicks x 25
    • Leg Raises x 20
    • Real Freddie Mercury x 20

    We mosied our way back to the flag to tie a bow on the whole thing with a quick Circle Merk

    • Merkins x 15

    Count off, name-o-rama, ball of mansweat. Done and hurtin’.