F3 New Orleans

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  • Trail Life Meet F3

    Trail Life Meet F3

    YHC’s church (Grace Community Bible Church) is home to the local Trail Life Troop LA 1504. Trail Life is a church based scouting group. This week the scouts were learning about nutrition and sports. The normal leader backed out due to an unexpected commitment at the last minute. YHC needed to teach the scouts about exercise and the only exercise he knows is F3, so he took six kids through their first beatdown at dusk yesterday evening.

    Started with the typical disclaimer and spent a lot of time teaching the boys about cadence. 4-8 year old boys do not do well with cadence.

    Then spent a long time getting the boys to stand in a circle. 4-8 year old boys do not do well with basic instructions.

    The warm-up was a five count in cadence for SSH, Peter Parkers, Imperial Walkers, and Windmills.

    Then the boys did a run of sevens. Sevens went much better than the warm-up in cadence. The Pax started with six LBC’s on one side of the yard and did 1 SSH on the other. They completed the full run of sevens with ease.

    YHC had limited time, so the PAX ended with a little Mary. Ten counts in cadence of both penguins and dying cockroaches.

    The boys did the standard circle of trust and we named them. YHC did not receive any help with the names from the PAX, so he picked something from each of the boy’s favorite shows. We had Splinter, Garmadon, Marshal, Mustang, Black Hamster, and Doctor Strange.

    If any of you are interested in getting your 2.0 involved with Trail Life, let YHC know. He would love to have a couple of F3 dads involved with our local troop. Trail Life USA

    Rev Sox

  • Grandmas Century club!!

    Grandmas house produced 3 PAX on this Gloom. Having introduced the Millennial at the Gipper last Wednesday I figured Mandeville’s AO could use a dose of something similar, so the Q dove into the exercise list and spotted Four corners escalated.

    Warmup

    15 IC WM

    15 IC GM

    20 IC SSH

    20 IC BK

    20 IC Forward/Reverse AC

    20 IC HKnees

    Moseyed around the corner to the Treen center for the explanation of our beatdown. Consisted of only 4 exercises escalating  around the building as we stopped at each corner. Example first exercise  was the Merkin 10, 20, 30 and 40 on the last corner. Second was the Flutter kick. Third Squats and the finale the Burpee.. Doing the count equals a 💯 per exercise hence the name Century provided by Coconuts as we worked our way to completion. Q felt as though the beatdown was successful upon the panting of his own breath. With 8 mins remaining we recovery walked around the corner back to the AO finishing with a casual Mosey.. Needing 4 mins for the closing of our beatdown the Q introduced a little music inspired by Maverick and Grundy on previous leads. “Let the Bodies hit the floor” by Drowning Pool was the selection. While holding plank when they said let the bodies hit the floor each PAX would complete a donkey kick and when each number was mentioned it represented a Merkin. Total 26 Donkey kicks and 21 additional Merkins upon completion.. Butt Splice mentioned how the song seemed forever and no one could deny his obvious observation..

    Counted off, announcements COT

    Q prayed us out into the day!

    Appreciate the post and allowing me to lead my Century Brothers!!

    👊🏻👍🏻✌🏻

     

  • Living 1 minute at a time!

    I wish I could say I lived my whole life 1 minute at a time, but that would certainly be inaccurate.  But this morning, the men of the Marsh certainly lived 1 minute at a time.  For better or worse.

    Warmaramma:

    SSH, HK, BK, Arm Circles.  All IC to 10

    Thang: All exercises were done continuously for 1 minute.

    Mosey to Playground Equipment:

    Hanging Leg Raises

    Merkins

    Big Boy Sit-ups

    Pull-ups

    Rower Sit-ups

    Squats

    Step Ups

    Mosey back to Center Court for more of Living Life 1 Minute at a Time:

    Plank

    Reverse Plank

    Left Arm high (30s), Right Arm High (30s)

    Al Gore (10 second intervals. I guess this wasnt 1 minute but we did about 10)

    10 Line Drills.  Pax has 1 minute to complete line drill. To make the required interval, PAX were able to choose to either sprint and rest, or jog and have no rest–your choice)

    Seeking respite and unable to keep the 1 minute tempo going, YHC led the Men on a short Mosey around the block, before finishing up with some

    Mary:

    Putins 20 IC

    FK 20 IC

    HD 20 IC

    Rosalitas 20 IC

    COT, and Nameoramma and thanks for following my lead today, Men of the Marsh.

    Before departing to start our week, Coconuts prayed us out!

     

     

  • Vegas Gloom

    YHC stole Frac Sac’s thunder, so he had to produce.  So for the second-to-gloomiest Mothership, and expecting Reluctant Yankee to show up, YHC had an homage to Side Effects and Bubba with a tip to YHC’s first Q at the Birdcage (45 minutes of Mary).  After a lame disclaimer, the PAX were off to the Peristyle for the first Circle of Pain, where YHC produced not one, but two decks of cards:

    • SSHs 52xIC (Rudy, clever guy that he is, had lots of Mumblechatter for this)
    • Imperial Walkers 30xIC
    • Low Slow Squats 29.75xIC, with a segue into
    • Squat Pulses 10xIC
    • Peter Parkers 25xIC
    • Mountain Climbers 25xIC
    • Parker Peters 25xIC
    • Merkins 25xIC (get those justifiers and chests to the ground, gentlemen)

    The Deck of Death.  Let the games begin.  Les jeux sont faits.  Alea iacta est.  Yada, yada, yada.  Spades were burpees, hearts were real Freddy Mercuries, diamonds were jump squats and clubs were merkins.  For the two jokers, a tip to Side Effects: balls to the wall on the columns in the Peristyle for twice as many BTTW merkins as the last card (one was a Queen, the other a six).  The PAX had the choice of letting Aces be one or thirteen (or, if Reluctant Yankee had been here, I suppose, fifteen); the PAX chose poorly: it was only one.  So that was 91 burpees, 91 dying cockroaches, 91 jump squats, 91 regular merkins and 36 BTTW merkins.

    For a breather, the PAX moseyed around the great lawn for round two of the Deck of Death along the benches in front of the Peristyle.  Clubs were box jumps, diamonds were dips, hearts were crunchy frogs and spades were sprints across the Great Lawn (run past the number of the palm trees equal to the spade drawn).  The PAX got through only 24 cards before Rudy started to kvetch about the approaching hour, so the PAX finished off with 30 dying cockroaches, one for each remaining card.

    [Note to self: to finish two decks, the Q probably needs one round to be Mary with little to no pausing for the six.]  Back to the flag for announcements and COT.  Thanks, PAX, for pushing this old guy, Jingle Vader

  • Nice Fall Weather

    Toto’s Virgin Q

    Nice Fall weather in the 50’s with no humidity so a nice day to get a beat down and have some fun. Missing a few due to hunting so hope they got their workout in.

    Warmup:

    1. 20 Imperial Walkers
    2. Happy Jacks
    3. 20 Hill Billie’s

    Exercise:

    1. Clowney IC (4 jumping lunges, 4 merkins) 7 sets for Clowney’s jersey
    2. Ultimate Frisbee (down team had merkins, squats and lunges)

    Cool Down

    1. 20 LBC’s, 10 Merkins, 20 Freddie Mercurie’s, 19 American Hamer’s

    Fun activity and a good workout. Zoolander prepared with wearing his soccer cleats and Maverick happen to have receiver gloves on. We only lost 4 Frisbee’s during the game. We learned that the smaller Frisbee is easier to catch and there is a bigger field down the way to use next time!

     

  • Inaugural Sunnyside!

    No gloom this beautiful morning as PAX and 2.0s gathered at the Brees family playground.

    Circle up for a an overview of F3 and warmup.

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Then we had 2.0s demonstrate proper “flossing” technique, to which we added cadence.  Tclaps to Peppa and Gabrielle for exemplary flossing.
    • Flossing, 4 count cadence x20.
    • Forward arm circles IC x 10, reverse arm circles IC x 10
    • Windmills IC x 10.

    THANG 1

    Mosey to the playground. Split into 2 groups.

    First group, PAX Peter Parker until all 2.0s ride the zipline. 2nd group does 10 pullups.  Then flapjack.

    THANG 2

    PAX carry a 2.0 on their back across the park to a tree.  All 2.0s climb or are lifted into the tree.  Photo Op.

    PAX carry 2.0 to benches at the fountain. All PAX and 2.0s do 20 dips IC.

    Mosey to the track.  Alternate run/jog to the gazebo.

    At the Gazebo, PAX and 2.0s do right leg step ups 10 IC, then left leg 10 IC.

    PAX carry 2.0s to the second gazebo.  Incline merks.  10 IC.  Then 10 more IC.

    Mosey back to the playground. for ….

    THANG 3 -the Caterpillar.

    PAX shoulder to shoulder in high plank.  2.0s army crawl down the “tunnel.” Last PAX runs to the front of the tunnel and 2.0s keep crawling.  The caterpillar moves forward.

    Finally, we circled up for F2&3. Count, and Name-o-rama.  Some PAX picked their 2.0s names, since their wives probably did the picking the first time around. Some 2.0s emphatically picked their own names.

    We wrapped with circle and prayer, then regrouped at the Coffee and Beignet spot for well deserved powdered sugar goodness.

  • Rain, Respect, and Route 66

    Rain pelted the gloom as five wise men – the RESPECT PAX – formed around the flag.  They knew a beatdown in the rain was to be savored and not avoided.  They knew as long as the mind was moving and counting, the rain did not matter.  First, DISCLAIMER.  Now for the thang:

    For the Warm Up, mosey to the seawall in front of the fountain and SSH x 25, Sun Gods x 10 (both directions), and Abe Vigoda x 10.  Another short mosey to shake off the rain and Peter Parker x 15, Parker Peter x 15, Hillbillies x 15, and Woodchucks x 10.

    1st ROUTE 66 (descending): burpies out and jump squats back

    2nd ROUTE 66 (descending): crab cakes out and lunges back

    3rd ROUTE 66 (descending): dying cockroach out and flutter kicks back

    Back to the flag for COUNTOFF, NAMEORAMA, ANNOUNCEMENTS, INTENTIONS, PRAYER

    This was the first PAX at OKWATA that consisted of only 50+ year olds, as far as anyone can remember.  YHC appreciates and congratulates these wise men for coming out on a rainy, windy morning for F3.

  • Healing Rain

    It’s a different experience to be out in the pouring rain when you want to be, as opposed to when you’re forced to be. You’re awash in the life-giving waters that sustain and replenish, instead of the feelings of rush and panic that come with the mad dash from one shelter to another. You experience a youthful exuberance that brings appreciation and healing…healing rain.

    WARM (not really)

    all x15 (more or less) IC:

    toe touches

    imperial walkers

    windmills

    butt kicks

    THANG

    When WATERpik hit that 1st puddle, the illusion of keeping relatively dry shoes during this 5k was soaked by reality. The PAX moved along the route like a rivulette coursing down a muddy embankment in the Amazon Rain Forest towards the mighty river. As we ventured on,  Chewy and YHC  were left in the wake of the animalistic speed of the the cheetah,  the jaguar, and the gazelle. I’m certain a plethora of new neural pathways were formed as we did a regular thing in a new way. Apropo of nothing (or more likely the rain), Waterpik had to roll out early.  And so…

    MARY

    We concluded with 2 waterlogged rounds of Dice O Doom! 20 freak nasties (wild Q), 50 squat jumps, 50 alternating single leg lateral hops (as opposed to 50 more jump squats), 20 merkins, 25 burpees, 50 LBCs.

    Yours truly prayed us out

    Many thanks for posting in this healing rain!

  • To be a Millennial in the F3 nation!!!

    Q searched the list of exercises and found what would prove to be a test of many measurables on this mid 60 Gloom. Arrived to the Gipper on time after catching all but 1 Red light along the way from Mandeville. Man that’s enough to get this guys heart rate up without any physical activity.. Luckily still arrived on time at my favorite AO here on the Northshore..

    Warmarama
    10IC Good mornings
    15IC Toe Touches
    20IC SSH
    25IC Mummy kicks
    10IC Windmills

    Beatdown simple explanation!

    The Millennial (rep count totaling 2000 including the 10 yard runs between)

    Moseyed to the Justice center parking garage for an explanation to the PAX. Exercises chosen for the 100 counts were Merkins, Squats, Mountain climbers, Shoulder taps, Alternating leg lunges, Imperial walkers, Hand release Merkins (modified), LBCs, Flutter kicks and last but not least Burpees..
    All series except the Burpees was the first man to reach a 100.. Einstein proved to be the beast of the Merkins. With Turbo and Coconuts taking turns on the MC and shoulder taps.. Moby proved his grit on the Hand release Merkins and Maverick proved best on the Squats. Barely Legal and the Q were just happy to hear the sound of another yell out 100. For the last series of Burpees the Q allowed each PAX to count a set of 15 with Einstein finishing with the last 10.. Once done we took our last sprint of 100 yards with Moby bolting out across the third floor like a Zebra in the safari running from a starving lion.. Great job Moby!! 3 mins to spare we journeyed back to the flag for count off, announcements and COT..

    Thanks to Barely Legal for praying us out!!

    Appreciate the lead gentleman and welcome to The Millennial!!

    Although my doubts still linger as to if my children being Millennials would have worked that hard this Gloom!!

    Great work men!!

    👍🏻💪🏻👊🏻✌🏻

  • Wait… One More Thang… at The Skinny

    Pre-Thang

    YHC has been posting at Rock City on Mondays, but YHC never forgets where his very first AO, Uptown.  YHC received a text the night before from Reluctant Yankee reminding YHC has the Q.  Few minutes before the Q, YHC had to scope out the AO because some yoga masters have been working out by the Band Stand where YHC wants part of the workout to be.  At 5:15 a.m., no yoga masters in sight, but when we got there with our warm-ups at 5:31 am., they were there.  YHC had to modify part of the beatdown.  26 PAX managed to meet up on a cool, dry Monday morning.  At 5:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off the PAX.

    Warm-ups

    Moseyed to the band stand and did the following in cadence:

    SSHs x 20

    Imperial Walkers x 20

    Windmills x 15

    The Thang

    Starting off at the first light post at the Oak Alley in front of the Band Stand, each Pax had to do the following:

    Round 1 – 5 burpees, then moseyed to the 3rd light post and did 50 scissor kicks, moseyed to the 5th light post and did 50 squats, moseyed right before the track with 5 more burpees, then run a lap from the track to the parking lot then back towards the shelter by the Band Stand.  Stopped by the shelter and did 50 dips.

    Round 2 – rinse and repeat but shaved off the reps with 4 burpees, 40 scissor kicks, 40 squats, 4 burpees, 40 dips.

    Round 3 – rinse and repeat but shaved off another set of reps with 3 burpees, 30 scissor kicks, 30 squats, 3 burpees, 30 dips.

    Round 4 – rinse and repeat with 2 burpees, 20 scissor kicks, …..

    Round 5 – rinse and repeat with 1 burpee, 10 ….

    Each lap is approximately 0.25 mile.  In total, the PAX toughed out 30 burpees, 150 scissor kicks, 150 squats,  150 dips, and approximately 1.25 miles run.

    T-claps to 86, Jadaveon, Mariah, and El Wire for setting the pace and finished the 5 rounds in approximately 20 minutes.  The rest of the Pax finished at a much faster time than YHC had anticipated and averaged about 5 minutes per round.  Strong work by everyone.

    Round of Mary

    Pax circled up in front of the band stand.  With the help of the Pax…..

    Medulla – Dying Cockroach x 15 IC

    Angie’s List – LBCs x 15 IC

    Bartman – SLOOOOOW American Hammers x 15 IC

    Reluctant Yankee – Low Country Crab x 15 IC

    Sandbar – Mission Impossible Plank

    El Wire – Leg Raises x 15

    Mariah – SLOOOOOOW Flutter Kicks x 15 IC

    More Thang

    After the Round of Mary, YHC noticed the yoga masters left the band stand.  And because the Pax finished the rounds so quickly, YHC did one more round starting at the back of the band stand. (this is what YHC wanted to do from the very beginning).  The Pax finished the day with 20 box jumps, climbed over the stage, moseyed to the first light post at the Oak Alley with 2 burpees, moseyed to the 3rd light post with 20 scissor kicks, moseyed to the 5th light post with 20 squats, moseyed right before the track with 2 burpees, ran the lap like before and stopped at the shelter with 20 dips.  Waited for the Six and did 15 x IC right leg step up, then 15 x IC left leg step up.  Finally, moseyed back to the flag at 6:15 a.m.

    COT

    Count-O-Rama 26PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions.  Our thoughts and prayers for I Love You Man’s niece, Brown Bag’s 7 weeks old baby, Hawgcycle’s mother and family, and all the victims in Panama City.  Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead.  The Pax motivates me everyday to push harder than I would ever do on my own.  SYITG

    King Kong