Category: Backblasts

  • Who Dat!

    Many PAX were hurting after celebrating a Saints Victory, and yet 19 men gathered in the gloom for a Monday Morning Beatdown.

    Warmup:

    Run around golf loop to bandstand

    SS Hop x 20

    Arm Circles x 10 each Forward and Backwards (with Seaman voice from the Pax)

    Grass Grabber x 10

    Peter Parker x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    Since Seaman was not present to protest 10 Monday burpees were then called at the first light on Oak Alley. Next we Bear Crawled/Crab Walked/Lunge Walked to the Track where the Pax waited in a Low Plank for the 6. Much mumblechatter was heard regarding the long distance Bear Crawl.

    Next we ran to the Audubon Statue for some Dora 1-2-3.

    Durkins x 100

    Jump Lunge x 200

    Floyd Mayweathers x 300

    Those that finished were lead by King Kong in LBCs and then 50 Rocky Balboas.

    Finally we ran Fartleks down to Magazine alternating between a sprint and slow mosey at the Stop Sign for a total of 3 laps.

    Finally the beatdown finished with Dips, 20 LBCs and a mosey back to the flag.

    The workout concluded with a COT, a special prayer was said to lift up Bellhop and thoughts and prayers to Da Parish and his family.

  • A light pre-IPC workout.

    Another beautiful and hot Tuesday morning. We had Mathlete from the north shore and Mr. Belding from F3 Tampa Bay visit us so I decided to make it special.

    Started with 10 burpees OYO

    Mosey to the touchdown Jesus for circle and 20 each of the following

    SSH – Smurf Jacks – Seal Jacks – Mountain Climbers – Peter Parkers

    Mosey to the Loyola garage for some Indian run up it.

    Over to the pull-up bars by the RTOC for Dora 123

    • 100 Pull-ups
    • 200 Jump Squats
    • 300 Merkins

    Jogged back to St. Charles and circle up on the grass for some voluntary Mary.

    Back to Audubon park for NOR and COT.

  • Easy like Monday morning

    Cowbell and YHC have often discussed the misery of Monday mornings at the Marsh. Typically they’re not the most difficult beatdowns of the week, but coming off the weekend, as Lionel Ritchie would tell anyone who’d listen, they’re never easy, easy like Sunday morning.

    In fact, this beatdown was designed purposefully to be easy, and it still wasn’t easy. If that makes any sense whatsoever.

    After a quick warmorama at center court (consisting of toe touches, arm circles, good mornings, windmills, ssh’s) we took a mosey.

    This whole thing was a mosey, in fact – up the trace, to Jackson, down to the lakefront and back – with the stipulation that we’d stopped at (most) intersections to perform a 1 minute AMRAP of an exercise. From what YHC can remember, it was something like:

    • squats
    • LBCs
    • merkins
    • mountain climbers
    • flutter kicks
    • freak nasties
    • knee ups (1 min each leg)
    • burpees
    • jump squats
    • monkey humpers

    And then back in time to hit the pull up bars for 20 oyo.

    Abbreviated mary of Freddie Mercs and leg raises, and Akbar prayed us out. Thanks men for posting and for the opportunity to lead, as you know, I wouldn’t be out there if it wasn’t for you guys!

  • 3 Men in the Morning

    Was a nice run indeed. 10k. Our talks during the run made the time fly and the run so easy. Prayer close out by Bean. Coffee time baby. Anything to be with the fellas.

  • Failing Upwards

    These warm, thick, moist ( I said it) Southern mornings seem to stretch in front of and behind us without variation. It’s unmistakable. That feeling, the transition, of stepping from your front door (that sweet clean cool conditioned air) into the physical force of warm jell-o that is the south. A low level of perma-sweat is the accepted norm. Under these conditions 20 men (one FNG) met, with great enthusiasm, in the gloom of City Park.

    YHC was looking forward to his Second Q. He even planned out a few maneuvers he thought might be fun and thought of how to map out the days work. However, today’s BB is not a story of great triumph, it is one of progress.

    To start YHC forgot about the disclaimer momentarily, so some men did think I was a professional and did not know that they could modify. Second, YHC bumbled through the lead-in to each warm-up exercise, giving a variation for each, which opened the door to chatter amidst the ranks. As Q, variation can lead to chatter, chatter, can lead to dissent, dissent can lead to mutiny. A fair warning for any who might take the mantle as future Q. But not to worry, YHC was open to input, heard the people and adjusted accordingly.

    The THANG

    Warm Up in Peristyle (…to the best of recollection)
    x10 Arm circle fwd/bck
    x10 Hill Bill
    x20 Peter Parker
    x20 Parker Peter
    x15 jump jack
    Then everyone pick a column x3sets of Sunday Mornings:
    People’s chair w/ x10 jack web
    Donkey kicks x5
    Balls to wall, count to 10
    (three movements = 1 set)

    Line up – Mosey/Indian run to practice track
    Partner up
    1. Catch me if you can – Partner runs ahead backwards while other partner drops for 5 burpees, sprint to catch, alternate, 400m
    Cont. w/ Partner – following cumulative
    2. 100 Merkins – Sets of 10, partner holds plank while other partner completes set, alternate to total
    3. 200 LBCs – Sets of 20, partner holds legs raised while other completes set, alternate to total
    4. 300 Squats – Sets of 30, partner holds squat while other completes set, alternate to total

    At this juncture YHC had two ideas of what he wanted to do, but was a little uncertain of time. Opting to start a mosey back to the Great Lawn, he lost a little control of the group, who, like cats when not given explicit direction, had a mind of their own. This led to a different route back, which altered timeline. YHC takes full responsibility for this fork in the road, which was a result of indecision. Once outside my comfort zone, I turned to a wisened veteran, Screwtop for a tip on a next workout, he advised 4 corners. Since YHC wanted to keep momentum and control, he jumped on idea, announced to group, and tasked 4 individuals with deciding on a movement for each corner. However, in haste, I was not clear about time spent at each corner, or much of anything, so it turned in to everyone being responsible for their own time in 4 corners.

    While this was not the smoothest F3 beatdown that many know and love, I feel like there was plenty of sweat and ready-to-be-done’ness’ by the end of our hour to say it was a successful day nonetheless.

    My lesson – don’t go in to a Q with too many ideas of what to accomplish. Pick your workouts. Keep it simple. And stick to your plan. Any time allowed to think about what to do next, gives rise to chaos. Anarchy. (Don’t look into applying this reminder to life… it might lead to improvement). Also, the older I get I find myself abiding the principle, “If you haven’t failed at doing something, and gone back to it to keep doing it, are you even invested in it?”


    I appreciate the patience of all while I had a growth Q and want to thank the spirit of F3 for keeping it fun for all. Veterans stepped up, tclaps to those who did, and ultimately this group is about camaraderie, practicing leadership, and pushing each other to be better all around. I am excited to step up to another Q in the near future, and tighten up the execution then.

  • Brees has a backup, and so should Bushwacker!

    YHC was called in off the bench on this Scramble in hopes of filling big shoes.. While Teddy is holding his own in the Dome and on the road picking up 2 wins for our Saints.. YHC was trying to create some Scrambling moves of his own to bring the PAX to victory while starting day.. Sir Wacker a Veteran of the Scramble and Captain of many post took some much deserved rest this Gloom before partaking on a journey northern bound with Southshores Hawgcycle for a pacing adventure along his much anticipated 100 miler in Arkansas this weekend.. Good luck gentlemen and enjoy the journey.

    Warmup

    All IC 10 Torso Twist, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Slow Squats, Scorpion kicks and SSH.

    T-claps 👏🏻👏🏻 given to Zoolander for posting even though unable to make the run he still chose to hang back and work through a series of BLIMPS and bear crawls.. We all know the local Pele’ of the local indoor soccer club shall return. I tip my cap to your discipline and determination to still get out and post..

    Four PAX set out with 3 Clydesdales holding back the 2 year old Colt known as “Cowbell” from racing out the gate.. He so graciously sacrificed and hung back with the PAX as we Moseyed a modest 9:30 pace through ole Mandeville..

    Great job Akbar for completing the 5k without stopping, as I know just a few weeks ago this was not so, yet you keep posting and now you are a runner and soon to be a 10 Au Lait poster as well..

    Upon return we completed a mini circuit 2x of Nolan Ryan’s, 5 Pull-ups, Freak nasties, leg ups and chest press holds (nice suggestion Chewy).

    Count off, announced upcoming NOLA convergence and F2 on the 17th following a brief beatdown, COT included intentions for a special PAX who could not be with us today..

    Thanks for following the backup this morning gentlemen 👊🏻👍🏻✌🏻 Till the next Gloom!!

  • H8 Prep

    A typical summer (in October?) morning with an atypical lack of a breeze coming off the lake led to a lovely humid morning in the gloom. 13 PAX joined me for a little prep workout for the upcoming H8 in 2 weeks. Disclaimer was given and off we went around the fountain.

    Warm up:

    Mosey around the fountain including high knees, butt kicks, karaoke facing the fountain, and karaoke facing the levee. Circle up

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Grassgrabbers x 10 IC
    • Arm circles fwd and rev x 10 each IC
    • Peter Parker x 15 IC
    • Parker Peter x 15 IC
    • Self love x 10 IC

    Tha Thang #1:

    Mosey over to the House of Pain. Here we would partner up. PAX #1 would bear crawl up the levee, run down the opposite side, bear crawl back up the levee, and run down back to the start. PAX #2 stays behind to perform 5 pull-up, 10 hand-release merkins, and 15 squats. Plank and wait for your partner to finish their respective round. Flapjack. Perform 4 rounds.

    My apologies to anyone that was eaten alive by ants. I heard people saying there were ants while we were exercising. It wasn’t until after the beatdown that I learned that Tugboat (possibly others) who were bitten at least a dozen times. I fully understand why Screw Top doesn’t like the grass.

    Tha Thang #2:

    Mosey over to the large open area by the lake where we would circle up for some randomness.

    • 8 count Absolution x 10 IC
    • Merkin into a side plank x 8 IC (Q couldn’t make it to 10 reps)
    • Al Gore x 30 seconds x 3 trials
    • R single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)
    • L single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)

    Now it was time for some Mary. T-claps to all those who led the individual exercises

    • Penguins
    • Flutter kicks
    • Dying Cockroaches
    • LBCs
    • Freddy Mercury’s
    • American Hammers
    • Box cutters

    Mosey back to the flag where we wrapped it all up with 10 burpees OYO. Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and sweaty ball of man. Once again it was a pleasure to lead. And once again I sincerely apologize to anyone who was bitten by ants.

  • Dinner, then Dessert

    Ten men posted at The Gipper Wednesday morning ready for fun and games as a reward for completing the Iron PAX Challenge only to learn that they would have to eat their green beans before enjoying dessert. So after a disclaimer and a warmup of Imperial Walkers, Squats, Merkins, Groiners and Seal Jacks, the PAX made their way to the temporary resting place of two newly acquired coupons otherwise known as tractor tires. Assembling into teams of 5, teammates took turns flipping those bad boys to a secret undisclosed location. Don’t worry, Barely Legal (who knows everyone in Gipperland apparently) had secured “permission” for our coupons’ final resting place. Hopefully they’ll be there next week.

    The PAX then transported themselves to the Justice Center via the mosey method where they teamed up once again, this time in teams of 2. Each team selected a ball (most went for the always safe tennis ball and no team was brave enough to select the sole Mardi Gras vintage superball) for surprise exercises. First up was the burpee: partner 1 performed the burp while partner 2 threw the ball high so that partner 1 had to stretch to catch it while jumping out of the burpee. Flap jack and repeat for a few rounds. Then we moved on to 180 hops with partner throws. Amazing feats of athleticism ensued, and it’s too bad ESPN was not present because there was at least one top 10 play of the week involved.

    The partners also hit some shuffles with ball exchanges and in between it all the ball play hit some Mary consisting of A-B-C-D abs, alternating Supermans, and Nolan Ryans.

    Then we recovery walked over to the Justice Center entryway for four rounds each of 40 yards of:

    Accelerate, float, sprint;

    Shuffle, sprint; and

    Backpedal, sprint.

    Mosey back to the shovel flag for countorama, nameorama, and Ringo prayed us out. Thanks for letting me lead guys and remember that the best part of dessert is in your imagination and anticipation, not the actual dessert.

  • Who Dat Say They Gonna Beat Dem Saints….Not the Cowgirls!


    The morning after an unbelievable Teddy Bridgewater led, Saints victory over the Dallas Cowgirls, 14 PAX gathered in the gloom to sweat out the excess alcohol from all of the pre and post gameday celebrations. After the disclaimer, the PAX moseyed to the field in front of the zoo for the following warm up exercises all in cadence:

    SSHx20, Imperial Walkersx20, Grass Grabbersx15, Self Lovex15, Arm Circles (Seaman Style) Forward and Backwardx10

    The PAX then slow moseyed to the parking lot, lined up and did 3 rounds of suicide sprints touching the lines at 15, 30 and 45 yards (approximately). 

    Now the Pax’s heart rates were up, Chiquita gave us a 20 count, then the PAX mosyed to the front of the zoo and partnered up for a DORA 123. Exercises performed were as follows:

    Merkinsx100, Dipsx200, LBCsx300

    Once complete the PAX then moseyed to the pull up bars in the park and split into 4 groups. The four groups were pull ups, herpes, plank jacks and squats. 10 herpes was the count as the PAX rotated through each group. 

    To wrap things up the PAX circled up on the most unfamiliar part of the golf course for me, the fairway, for a round of MARY. The following exercises were performed in cadence:

    LBCsx20, American Hammersx20, Penguinsx20, Flutter Kicksx20, Freddy Mercurysx20, Box Cuttersx20 (SeaMan), Monkey Humpersx20 (NineLives), Low Country Crabx20 (Douille) 

    Mission Impossible 30 seconds

    The PAX then slow moseyed to the flag for count off, nameorama, announcements, intentions and a losing prayer. Its always a pleasure to lead this group of men!

  • A walk in the park

    10 pax including an FNG arrived for a post iron pax beatdown that had hints of IP worked in, but for this hardened group, would be nothing short of a walk in the park.  This was YHC’s first opportunity to not only Q at Popeyes, but also do a standard non- IP workout.  

    Warmup 

    Mosey to steepest hill after some of the experienced Popeye group pointed us in the right direction. 

    Arm circles – 10 x front and backwards 

    Mountain climbers x 12

    Shoulder taps x 10

    Foot to alternating hand touch in plank x 10 each foot/hand

    Grass grabbers x 10

    Windmills x 10

    The thang – 

    • 11’s on hill – top/burpees, bottom/diamond merkins

    Run to exercise playground for 2 rounds of the following:

    • 4 stations 
    • Pull-ups, close grip merkins in first round and wide grip merkins in 2nd round, deep squats, calf raises
    • 45 seconds each w/ 10 second break in between sets

    Run through the center of the park and stopped at the gazebo 

    • 20 dips led by Boo-Boo
    • 15 V-ups led by Tua

    Moseyed back to flag and arrived at 6:15 on the dot.  

    COT – count-off, name-o-Rama where FNG/Dodger was born, announcements and intentions.  Special intentions offered for Bellhop, and thanks for the positive results of Tua’s wife’s ultrasound.  

    Thanks for posting and the opportunity to lead. SYITG!