F3 New Orleans

Category: Backblasts

  • Misty Morning Beatdown

    YHC ate way too much over his Christmas break and so was quick to respond to Steve’s call to Q this morning. After joining Legal, Hammer and Zoolander for a little Foreplay in the Gloom, YHC circled up the PAX, partnered up with Grover and got down to business with a warmup.

    YHC and Grover rotated warmup exercises of Imperial Walkers, SSHs, Hillbillys, Seal Jacks, Butt Kicks and High Knees, all 20x IC. Good job Grover in leading for the first time.

    The PAX then headed down the Lakefront for a set of Dora 1-2-3s with a partner: 100 hand release Merkins, 200 45 degree lunges, and 300 SSHs with bear crawls and crab walks in between.

    After a brief recovery walk and a short mosey a little further eastward down the Lakefront, YHC set up a few cones for a version of Catch Me if You Can. Partner 1 backpedals about 10 yards from cone 1 to cone 2 while Partner 2 holds at cone 1. As soon as Partner 1 hits cone 2, Partner 2 sprints to try to beat his backpedaling partner to cone 3 about 30 yards away. Recovery walk back with the partners switching spots and then repeating.

    Three more sets with three different partners and it was time to dig into the bag of tricks to retrieve a ball for the next stage of our beat down.

    The PAX divided into three teams, each with a ball, for a race to the Harbor playground. Despite HanDcock, Esquire’s attempt to confuse matters with lawyerly questions, the rules were very simple for the race: PAX cannot run when holding the ball and each time the ball hits the ground the entire team has to do one burpee before getting underway again. Serious high jinx ensued, and YHC cannot even remember who won except that it wasn’t his team.

    The PAX then hit some staggered Merkins and took a brief reprieve and then it was a race back to the starting point, this time using only your non-dominant hand to catch and throw.

    Mosey to the virtual shovel flag for some Mary with dynamic back and front planks.

    Countorama, nameorama and Goose led us out in prayer on our way to the coffeeteria.

    Moleskin

    If you are old and grumpy like YHC and think that our youth should be doing something other than spending all of their time glued to their phones, then you need to meet 9 year old Bear and 17 year old Grover. Bear can bear crawl like, well, a bear and singlehandedly kept his team in contention for the ball games this morning and his dad honest on the hand release Merkins. Grover quickly accepted YHC’s invitation to lead this morning’s warmup and cheerfully executed like a seasoned veteran. It is absolutely fabulous to see these two young men join their dads in the Gloom. Mathlete and Akbar should be very proud of their 2.0s.

    The Krazy Ivan is coming up, Comrades. All Northshore PAX need to clear their calendars for the evening of January 18th. It is imperative that we have maximum participation. The Southshore PAX have been gloating over last year’s victory and posting pictures of themselves with the Freedom Hammer all year. It’s enough to make you sick.

  • Math O Rama at the Knoll

    Math O Rama at the Knoll

    The Pax was graced with visiting Q Side Effects who led us in a beatdown that was grueling both physically and mentally (all that math)

    Warm O Rama

    • Arm Circles
    • Mountain Man Poopers
    • Abe Vigodas

    The Thang:

    • 21s Up and Down the Knoll – Run down hill for Decending reps of Merkins 20-1 at Bottom of Knoll interspersed with running up hill for ascending reps of LBCs 1-20 at top.
    • Stationary 21s consisting of 21 American hammers, 20 Diamond merkins, 19 Bonnie Blairs, 18 American Hammers, 17 Diamond merkins, 16 BBs………and so on.

    COT

    • Name O Rama
    • Update and Prayers for Benjamin V and general Benediction

  • Reindeer Games

    You know Charmin and Hokie and Tool and Sogo
    Heisenberg and Mop and Rev Sox and Belloq
    But do you recall
    The most famous reindeer of all?

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows

    All of the other reindeer
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    “F3, with your fitness so fine
    Won’t you do some burpees tonight?”

    Then how the reindeer loved him
    As they shouted out with glee
    “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    You’ll go down in history”

    The Warm Up

    SSH – 25

    Imperial Walkers – 20

    Peter Parkers – 20

    Grass Grabbers – 20

    Hillbillies – 20

    Reindeer Games

    The Pax split up into two teams of 4:

    Mop, YHC, Tool, and Heisenberg vs. Charmin, Sogo, Hokie, and Belloq

    The teams will play the reindeer games while one pax member plays the role of Rudolf. He misses out on the reindeer games while doing burpees. Finish 30 burpees and tag another pax member to take your place as Rudolph.

    Game One

    F3 dodgeball – standard dodgeball but once you are out, you hold plank or do merkins until a teammate catches the ball and you can reenter the game. The team with the most players out at the end of 9 minutes loses. Each team had one player out so dodgeball was a tie.

    Game Two

    Rarajipari – get your team’s baseball to the dog park statue only using your feet. Once you get to the dog park, travel back to the top of the largest hill. You can’t kick the ball twice in a row. Team Belloq wins game 2 by climbing the hill first.

    Game Three

    Ultimate Frisbee – standard Frisbee rules but do 3 merkins for every turnover and 5 merkins when you are scored on. Team Belloq wins game 3 at a score of 2-0.

    Game Four

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Race – Relay race: bear crawl round one, crab walk round two, duck walk round three. Race down to the cone like an animal and back. First team to finish wins. Team Mop wins game 4.

    Mary

    You can’t skip Mary on Christmas Morning

    American Hammers – 20

    Hello Dolly – 20

    Flutter Kicks – 20

    Penguins – 20

    Circle of Trust

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, and announcements. Remember to pray for all those who are alone or experiencing loss this Christmas season. Find a way to bring family and community to someone who is on the outside. Pray that we will continue to push one another to improve in 2020.

    -Rev Sox

  • Ba Humbug!

    Ba Humbug!

    Six Pax plus the QIC were able to slip out of their festive homes to sneak in a Christmas morning workout. Pop-a-lock wanted to co-Q to prepare for his VQ and  birthday Q on January 8th at the Birdcage. After the standard disclaimer the Pax mosyed around the parking lot and circled up in front of the Grand Stage. The following Warm up exercises commenced led by Pop-a-lock and QIC.

    SSH x20

    Windmills x20

    Self Love x12

    Arm Circles F/B x12

    Grass Grabbers x12

    As a tribute to the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, the Pax performed Imperial Walker Squats from the front of the stage to the track… and the Pax thought they were going to get a brake on Christmas morning.

    After a mosey to the field in front of the zoo, the Pax paired up into Naughty and Nice Pax. The Naughty Pax Reindeer crawled 25 yards sprinted to the end of the field, Reindeer crawled another 25 yards back, then ran backwards to the Nice Pax, and flap jacked the following exercises. 

    Elf on the Shelf (Al Gore’s)

    Shiny Bicycles (Freddie Mercury’s)

    Chimney Climbers (Mountain Climbers) Name credit to Pop-a-lock!

    Next up was a Christmas Wreath of Fire. 4 rounds, one for each week of Advent.

    Once complete the Pax made their way to Santa’s Workshop (the Shelter) for the following exercises led by Pop-a-lock in cadence:

    Left leg step ups x15

    Right leg step ups x15

    Dips x 15 

    Incline Merks x20

    The Pax rounded out the Christmas morning workout with a quick circle of MARY, complete with a little coal for the stocking, if you know what I mean…

    Little Baby Elves x20

    Hello Santas x20

    The Pax mosyed back to the flag for COT, nameorama, announcements, and a closing prayer. We attempted to EH a passer by. He took our picture, but I know he thought we were crazy because we all EHed him at the same time! That is an area of oppotunity in 2020.

    Lest not forget, He is the reason for the Season!

  • Brick by Brick v.2

    DISCLAIMER

    YHC was ready to start my 46th trip around the sun this morning with a beatdown in the gloom. Quick disclaimer and we were off on the running path for warmup mosey, the long way around to the band stand.

    WARM UP
    45 SSH IC, 20 Grassgrabbers IC, 20 windmills IC, 10 Self Love IC, 20 Peter Parkers IC, followed by 45 LBCs 4 count IC..

    THANG 1 – BLIMPS at the lightpost intervals, followed by….another BLIMPS across magazine to the fountain.

    THANG 2 – Thanks to some sunday recon by YHC’s 2.0s, the PAX were able to locate some brick coupons that had been stowed since August. These were a donation from pile in YHC’s neighbor’s yard. This particular neighbor is an accomplished writer, atheist curmudgeon and all-around new orleans character. I encourage the PAX to look him up, Don Spears and his most famous epistle – “In Search of Good P______.” P does not mean persimmons. The lord works in mysterious ways.

    PAX paired up for CBGB (Curls, Brickbys, Goblet Squats, Brick-flys ), one PAX lifts while the other runs with the bricks up two lights and back and flapjack, until all PAX complete. Repeat.

    THANG 3 – Mosey over to the wall. Dodo Bird (With two bricks assume the People’s Chair, brick in each hand and at rest down your sides is the default position. In cadence or OYO, (1) side shoulder raise [arms straight and lifted to the sides to shoulder height], (2) back to default, (3) front shoulder raise [arms straight and lifted in front of you to shoulder height],and Wonderbra (assume the People’s Chair position. Start with bricks close to body at chest level. Push bricks up over head fully extending arms, bring bricks back down to chest position, then push them straight out in front until complete arm extension reached. Return to starting position). 3 sets 3 each. 10 count between.

    The PAX then “stashed” the bricks in an orderly fashion with the hopes they will again be there for the Skinny and Birdcage in upcoming weeks.

    PAX then circled up in front of the fountain for some quick core work then back to the flag.

    COT

    Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements and intentions. Thanks for the opportunity to Q

  • Merry X (Chi) mas!!!

    In signing up for the Q on Dec 23rd, I wanted to bring a little Christmas history into view as I created a Christmas themed workout. In modern times, the commercialization of the Christmas season along with a growing antagonism toward the Christian religion has lead to the increased removal of the word Christ from Christmas. However, the word Xmas has its roots back in the first century. As I explained to the PAX this morning, the Greek letter X is pronounced ‘Chi’ and it was commonly used to denote followers of Christ. The Greek letter X has many references to Christ. It was used as a memorial for fallen martyrs in the Roman coliseum, chiseled onto homes of true believers, and even used as a reference to the cross. So the next time you see the word Xmas, don’t be put off, think about Chi(ristos) during this blessed Christmas season.

    DISCLAIMER AND WARMUP

    I gave the disclaimer and off to the rock pile and headed to the middle of the football field. Warmup with 24 SSH, 24 Squats, 24 Mountain Climbers, and 24 Windmills. Rudy really enjoyed the 24 Windmills as he was chirping the whole time!

    After the warmup, we broke up into 4 groups of 3 and each group would head to one of the corners with their coupons. At the corners, there were 4 sets of exercises to perform. As two of the pax members in that corner were performing their designated exercises, the remaining pax member would head toward the middle of the field and perform 10 – 8 count bodybuilders with their rock. Once they completed their 10 reps, they would head back to their corner and then rotate until all three pax members completed their 8 count bodybuilders. Once completed, they would run 500 meters on the track without their coupon to the next corner and then perform the next set of exercises with pax members rotating to complete the 10 reps of 8 count bodybuilders. The exercises are as follows:

    Corner 1 – 12 Side Lunges, 12 Curls, 12 Angle Grinders, and 12 Reverse Crunches all IC

    Corner 2 – 12 Squats, 12 Merkins, 12 Rows, and 12 Plank Jacks all IC

    Corner 3 – 12 Lunges, 12 Shoulder Presses, 12 Wife Pleasers, and 12 Parker Peters all IC

    Corner 4 – 12 Bonnie Blairs, 12 Supermans, 12 Straight leg deadlifts, and 12 Catalina Wine Mixers all IC

    If all the exercises were completed, it would have formed an X on the field. But, alas, that was not meant to be due to the time constraint of 45 minutes. I believe we only got half of it done. Oh well, at least we performed a slash. :-(.

    COUNT OFF, NAMERAMA, AND CIRCLE OF TRUST

    Thankful for my F3 brothers and prayers to God for families suffering battling health issues, loneliness, depression, and isolation during this Christmas season. Extremely grateful for the health given to me so I can lead and serve my family and my community!

  • Baby, it’s cold outside

    To quote the late great Johnny Mercer, ‘baby, it’s cold outside.’ Or at least it was last Wednesday at The Foundry. When we got out of the car, it was 39 degrees with wind gusts of 20+. To get the blood pumping, I issued the disclaimer & then we mosey’d from the flag to the museum. Once at the museum we did the warmup.

    Warmup:

    Side straddle hops – 15 in cadence

    High knees – 15 in cadence

    Butt kicks – 15 in cadence

    Mountain climbers – 15 in cadence

    Windmills – 10 in cadence

    Self love

    Next we did The Thang:

    The Thang:

    Mountain climbers – 25 in cadence

    Irkins on fountain – 25

    Mountain climbers – 25 in cadence

    Box jumps on fountain – 25

    Mountain climbers – 25 in cadence

    Dips on fountain – 25 in cadence

    Next we partnered up and did a Dora 1-2-3. We did 100 merkins, 200 LBC’s & 300 calf raises. While one partner was doing the exercise, the other partner would run a lap around the museum

    Lastly, we did a burpee circuit on the museum steps. We ran up & down the steps of the museum & then did 1 burpee. Then we ran up & down the steps again & did 2 burpees. And so on until we reached 7 burpees.

    Once we completed that, we took a quick water break & then mosey’d back to the flag. Once at the flag, we did the count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions & prayer. It was a cold day, but a good day. And, as always, thanks for the opportunity to lead, fellas  

  • Trying to Gas Mahatma

    A small PAX with a wonderful FNG, Tool’s son Brady the Speed Racer. Here’s an approximation of what YHC remembers.

    COP1 by the Flag: • 31 SSHs, 5 burpees • 30 Imperial Walkers, 5 burpees • 29 Squats, 5 burpees • 28 V-Ups, 5 burpees • 27 Merkins, 5 burpees • 26 Leg Pulses, 5 burpees • 25 Kim Jong Uns (Toy Soldiers), 5 burpees • 24 Russian Twists, 5 burpees • 23 Grass Grabbers, 5 burpees • 22 Arm Circles, 5 burpees • 21 Lunges, 5 burpees • 20 Monkey Humpers, 5 burpees

    COP2 by the Fountain: • 31 Left Leg Stepups, 2 box jumps • 30 Right Leg Stepups, 2 box jumps • 29 Dips, 2 box jumps • 28 Alternating Stepups starting Right, 2 box jumps • 27 Alternating Stepups starting Left, 2 box jumps • 26 Incline Merkins, 2 box jumps • 25 Left Leg Powerups, 2 box jumps • 24 Right Leg Powerups, 2 box jumps • 23 Derkins, 2 box jumps • 22 Left Leg Step Ups, 2 box jumps • 21 Right Leg Step Ups, 2 box jumps • 20 Dips, 2 box jumps

    COP3 by the Flag: • 31 LBCs, 5 V-Ups • 30 Russian Twists, 5 V-Ups • 29 Dying Cockroaches, 5 V-Ups • 28 Penguins, 5 V-Ups • 27 Low Country Crabs, 5 V-Ups • 26 Flutter Kicks, 5 V-Ups • 25 Hello Dollys, 5 V-Ups • 24 Crunchy Frogs, 5 V-Ups • 23 Rosalitas, 5 V-Ups • 22 Wife Pleasers, 5 V-Ups • 21 LBTs, 5 V-Ups • 20 Close Observations (slow LBCs), 5 V-Ups

    COP4 on the Steps: • 31 Rocky Balboas, Bunny Hop up the Steps • 30 Rocky Balboas, Bunny Hop up the Steps • 29 Rocky Balboas, Bunny Hop up the Steps • 28 Rocky Balboas, Bunny Hop up the Steps

    Time’s up. Count-Off, Name-O-Rama and COT. It was great to have Speed Racer join us. JV

  • Man Card Renewal at The Stomp

    When you wake up, think about winning the day.  -Drew Brees

    This week’s Stomp was attended by 6 PAX who braved the cold, wind, and misting rain to validate their man card whilst getting their Tuesday fix of running and the like.  On the heels of the Saints’ Monday night win along with Brees setting yet another record, YHC figured we’d strive to carry that momentum into the workout….strive to put in the work like #9 does.  T-claps to Breadsticks for being the first one at the stomp after being in the dome hours earlier.  And t-claps to Hawg for running 3.5 miles to the AO….and later running home.  Here’s what we did:

    The Thang:  We ran the normal bayou route out and back for 30 min.  The group managed to stay together for the first 1.5 miles and enjoyed some good F2…recap of Drew Brees’ record and hard work put in to get there…Joe Burrow’s zero to hero story….and some other chatter before drifting apart into a few varied paced groups and getting in some more F2.

    Once back we paid homage to the roots of the 610 Stomp by partnering up at the Roosevelt Mall circle for some speedwork and burpees.  PAX #1 runs/sprints (faster than “mosey pace”) the circle while PAX #2 does 6 burpees followed by a quick breather before tagging off.  Rinse and repeat until each group completed 10 laps and 10 rounds of 6 burpees.  Then a min or two of stretching before time expired.  

    COT and BOM to cap things off.  Thanks to the PAX for posting in subpar conditions and making the most of an otherwise dreary morning. 

     
    Tool 

  • Where’s my Bible? (Thanks, Gideon) 2019-12-21

    Where’s my Bible? (Thanks, Gideon) 2019-12-21

    Another lovely day out at the Mothership with 5 PAX in attendance: Bongo War Eagle, Rudy, Angie’s List, and Catfish (Q).

    Started at the peristyle with Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, and Side-Straddle Hop, then down to faces with Peter Parkers, Merkins, and Parker Peters.

    Indian Run to Marconi, then on to our sixes in the grass for LBCs, Dying Cockroaches, V-Ups, and Plank Jacks. A few 8-counts rounded out this station.

    Indian Run to the Tool Wall for calf raises (toes parallel, toes in, toes out). Moseyed over to the mini-foundry for stations with Burpees (15 as the timer), snake jump, pull-ups, dips, and hanging knee-ups.

    Indian run to the museum wall for some people’s chair overhead claps, then over to the fountain for right leg step ups, dips, left leg step ups, irkins, then some bobby hurleys. Two laps of indian run up and down the museum drive, then up and under the museum porch for box cutters, Freddy Mercurys, and flutter kicks.

    Out to museum field for monkey humpers, then back to the peristyle for 5 burpees, a bear crawl lap, and some more 8-counts.

    Back to flag for COT.

    Thanks to the badass MEN who showed up this morning and pushed through the rain and discomfort!

    Catfish