F3 New Orleans

Category: Northshore

  • MaryAnne’s Mayhem at The Gipper – from TurboTax

    Some guys liked Ginger best, but YHC always found himself in the MaryAnne camp with the Professor. Until this morning in the Gloom, that is.

    The Gipper PAX tackled the latest and last installment in the 2021 IronPAX challenge, MaryAnne’s Mayhem. 52:30 minutes of hard work. YHC doesn’t remember anything of that nature happening on Gilligan’s Island but maybe he missed something. 200 coupon curls, 175 body weight squats, 150 OH coupon presses, 125 coupon swings, 100 Merkins, 75 coupon thrusters, 50 Bonnie Blair’s, and 25 blockees as well as multiple 25 yard runs and burpees were the order of the day. Everyone made their downpainment on the day and got their money’s worth this morning.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.

  • Something Borrowed – from Akbar

    3 PAX at the Marsh this morning, arriving to a near perfect 61 degrees. Mumblechatter before warm up was of course IronPax, and JV was telling his tales of Saturday.

    Mentioning his sister’s wedding happening this weekend, the tie in was perfect since YHC had already planned to borrow some ideas of a recent workout and modify it for the Marsh. We could have made the tradition work since Waterpik was wearing something blue and JV is new. But YHC is not old, and no one knows what a sixpence is.

    Warm Up: Walkout plank merkin hold x 10. (Standing position, bend at waist, touch the ground and walk out to plank, merkin, walk back up = 1)

    Mosey to the lakefront stopping for SSH, IW, Self-Love x10

    Lakefront Wall: Freak Nasty/ Bulgarian Split Squat L/R leg 12,8,5 IC

    Rips: wall sit + 50 air presses; 25 Calf raises OYO

    7’s at Rips stairs: T Merkins bottom, SMC top. JV guessed where this came from, one of Steve’s favorites.

    25 calf raises OYO

    Lakefront Wall: Freak Nasties | Copperhead Squats IC 12,8,5 IC

    Mosey back to the Marsh, stopping at the first 3 intersections for bear crawls and 5 Merkins. Jog to the Marsh for another round of Wall sit and 50 air presses

    Mosey to playground for 7’s: Pull ups and LBC’s

    Count, Name, and Pik prayed us out.

    Announcements: 7 Year Convergence October 16th at City Park/Mothership

    Thanks for letting me lead – Akbar

  • Deck of death with a bunch of old cores – from Jose10k

    On a beautiful crisp morning, YHC arrived to the a1c realizing that he had forgotten to create a workout for this morning. Softball had kept him out to late the night before, so he reached into his bag for supplies. The usual crew showed up. I quickly found a deck of cards and it was on!
    Warmups: arm circles, self love, torso twists, and something else ( with 10 hand released merkins in between). Inspired by STEVE, lt. Dan’s across the parking garage. Moseyed back to the center, rock music playing, the deck of death began. Hearts: leg raises. Diamond: big boy situps, spades: gas pumps, and clubs: freddy mercurys in cadence, the joker was 5 calf raises on each step, up all 3 flights. Deck of death, core style! COT, and einstein prayed us out! Thanks for letting me lead brothers.

  • The Wobble – from TurboTax

    YHC had to dust off his PhD in theoretical physics to understand it and employ the oratory skills of Socrates to explain it, but make no mistake, The Wobble is worthy of its name.

    Four PAX materialized out of the Gloom right on time, and we got right down to business. 50 Kracken Burpees, 50 DBE Burpees, 50 Bonnie Blair’s, and 2400 meters later Iron PAX #3 was in the books. It was a solid downpainment on the day, and the geriatric PAX wobbled back off into the Gloom to start theirs.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.

  • I know where I’m going – from Waterpik

    With a hurricane evacuation and some knee soreness in the rear view mirror, it was good to get back on the Q sheet.

    Not having been to the marsh in a while ,there was no doubt in my mind that today’s beatdown would include a mosey the lakefront. Its always enjoyable to work out with the lake as a backdrop.

    So after a brief warmup and disclaimer, YHC lead the pax to the lakefront for exercises at the sea wall: derkins, freak nasties, step ups, Bulgarian split squats.

    Mosey back to the marsh for countoff, prayer.

    I’d like to send out a big F3 welcome to fng Junior Varsity who is spending time in our parts while his house in Destrehan is repaired following damage during Ida.

    It was good to be back out in the gloom with you guys this morning.

  • StarJump Ladder – from Einstein

    Short disclaimer…

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Good Mornings, Hill Billys, Shoulder Shrugs, Imperial Walkers,
    Swimmers, Arm Circles, Seal Jacks, Thumb Drives, Smurf Jacks, Drew Brees, Fake Jump Rope

    Thang:
    Using the twenty four parking space striping, the Pax performed a StarJump ladder:
    1 jump every other space, 2 jumps every other space, 3 jumps every other space, 1 jump plus 1 up to 13 for ecery other stripe, then back down the ladder
    Core exercises done between each round included: iron crosses, left elbow-right knee, right elbow-left knee, right hand-left foot, left hand-right foot,
    scuba Steves, reverse arches.

    The PAX: BBQ, Einstein, Jose-10K, MobyDick

    Count-o-rama, Jose-10K leads us out with an excellent prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always extremely decent of you letting me lead.

  • 7 Card Studs – from Mobydick

    In the gloom and drip of a passing storm the oldest pax I have ever seen ( combined average 67 years) assembled under the shelter of the Depot. Mobydick Dick, Einstein, BBQ showed up despite the wx.
    Since I wasn’t aware of the current challenge I came with a deck of death. After a reasonable 20x stretch of SSH/Gm/AC/SL a hand of seven card stud was dealt. Hearts were burpees Spades deep squats Diamonds hand release Merkins Clubs were knee touch Lunges. Never saw so many big hearts. Closed out with 100xs crunches and 20x Jane Fonda’s/Leg lifts/Crunchy frogs. Einstein won the Q next week with Full house Aces over 8s. Mobydick prayed us out. Not bad for some old guys.

  • Jaybirds – from Akbar

    2 Jays gathered this gloom to postpone the punishment of the upper body. When Hammer explained what IPC week 2 looked like, YHC knew the correct decision had been made.

    Warm Up: IW, Hilbillies, Grass grabbers, Self-Love x10

    Mosey to the Lakefront for the Thang: Light Poles and Ladders

    5 light poles. Perform 10 reps of said exercise at pole 1, 20 at pole 2, 30 at pole 3 up to 50 at pole 5. Exercises were as follows:

    Squats, LBC’s, SSH, Rocky Balboa’s

    When on set 4 of SSH, we were at a stop sign at Noah’s Ark and a car pulled up. We simultaneously laughed – wondering what the driver must be thinking of 2 grown men flapping around like birds. At least we weren’t doing Monkey Humpers.

    Mosey back to the basketball court for Sister Mary Catherine’s. 10, 20, 30, 40 on each line – time called.

    Mary: 25 Mountain Climbers

    Short Countorama, Nameorama and YHC prayed us out: safety for South Louisiana, thanks to all of those still helping, and protection from the evil one.

  • The Young and the Restless: IPC week 1.2 – from Akbar

    15 braved the Lakefront on a beautiful day for a beatdown, 1 in a stroller. No, it was not Bushwacker. The 2nd day of IPC week 1 was upon us, and the plan was to have 2 Q’s. Jose 10k took the 2nd Q with a plan for football, but with only 3 PAX not doing IPC, it was a bust. So – Jose10k and Barely Legal did it again. T Claps guys.

    After an elongated explanation and several questions, the playlist started and we got to work. Speedy and Tank were out of the gate hot with Hammer not far behind. Great work again guys, everyone finished. Here are the results from the score sheet – missing a few times.

    Speedy 26.24

    Tank 27.16

    Hammer 29.56

    Zoolander 30.0

    Steve 32.30

    Chainsaw 32.28

    Akbar 36.15

    Jose 10k 37:33

    Slider 38.15

    Enter your times here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdesBJtTGntJx9e2UfhmmcMyZ_UGEy6TtFk50Mz-W4DHHcN-w/viewform

    Bushwacker arrived at 0700 after his shift and Moby came strolling up in his convertible just in time for COT.

    And yes, Speedy beat Tanked UP! Impressive, a 17 year old and a 62 year old take the top 2 times. Tank may not be that restless – he went to cut a yard right after COT.

    YHC had trouble lifting the phone for a picture after this beatdown, great work by all.

    Jose10k prayed us out with thoughts and prayers, remembering 911.

    Coffeeteria at Book and the Bean.

  • 43 gets you HATE – from Jose10k

    Finally some cooler weather arrived. As happy as I was for the arrival of this cold front, I was happier for the arrival of 4 of my brothers.
    Warm-ups: ssh, self love, grass grabbers, torso twists
    The thang: The deck of death
    Hearts: hand release merkins
    Diamond: copperhead squats
    Clubs: apollo onos (2 is 1)
    Spades: right elbow to left knee, left elbow to right knee (2 is 1)
    Joker: 2 calf raises per step from bottom to top of the parking garage
    COT and Moby prayed us out. Thank y’all for allowing me to lead such a great group of men.