F3 New Orleans

Category: Northshore

  • Real Simple – from Mobydick

    Couldn’t get much simpler. Three old guys and the kid drag the chain up and down the garage ramp for 45 min. Actually it was a Tabata like sprint drag. The Pax each took hold of the ends of the doubled chain and a third grabbed the middle. Then the ends sprint dragged past the middle til all their chain was stretched out. Then the middle sprint dragged between them till the chain pulled taught. Then repeat. It took 4 alternating drag tests each to get to the top. The odd man out lunged or sprinted to the top where all rotated and repeated to the bottom Ritate and back to the top. After 45 minutes of that mission declared accomplished

  • Tabata Tabata Tabata – from Mobydick

    A Pax if 10 showed up for a seriously non cardio workout. Pretty simple really. Make it as tough as you like. An 8 exercise set of 60 sec work 30 sec Rest Repeated 4 x. Commence with brief 20x IC TT/TTwists/Cherry pickers. Then first round MC by Tabata app broadcast to Bluetooth speakers. CCB Coupons for Curls Squats Presses Rows. You (1/2 the PAC )pick the intensity for 60 sec each. The other half did core tension Table tops. Bridges. Pilates crunches and 100.
    The App maximizes the flow. Doesn’t sound too rigorous but the lack of mumble chatter says otherwise. The last 2 minutes filled with SSH in cadence. 40 reps worth. Namearamma and much appreciated 72nd B Day/5 yr F3 Anniversary wishes and Brownie with candle. COT. Thanks guys for my Life Health and Strength

  • Fashion Show at The Gipper – from Einstein

    …with Moby showing up wearing Berkenstock Clogs instead of his trainers

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Good Mornings, Shoulder Rolls, High Knees, Arm Circles,
    Butt Kicks, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Imperial Walkers, Neck Rolls, Smurf Jacks, Hillbillys, maybe some more…

    Thang:
    To the Justice Center parking ramp for backward lunges half way up then sprint the second half(x2), to the upper deck

    Then using the parking lot stripes; and the four corners for pit-stop exercises

    First round: one push-up, then get up, at each of the 25 stripes
    Second round: one squat then side-shuffle right for each parking space
    Third round: one squat then side-shuffle left for each parking space

    for the pit-stop at the four corners we did:
    20 diamond push-ups
    20 dirty dogs
    20 hip rolls
    20 bird wings (on your stomach with bird wing flap type motion)
    20 reverse pushups (on your stomach bringing shoulder blades back in pinching type move)
    20 crunchy frogs
    20 atomic sit-ups
    20 v-ups
    20 box cutters
    20 donkey kicks

    Mosey back to the flag, finishing up with a two minute elbow plank

    Moby…mumbling something about cognitive testing, promising to wear his ballet slippers next time?

    Count-o-rama

    Cowbell led us out with a prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always good to start the day with you chaps.

  • You got to roll me, and call me… – from Russo

    71 degrees, balmy, breezy greeted a pax of 5 this morning at Granny’s, but despite the warnings and threat, no rain!

    Warmup (10-20x all IC)
    – Seal jacks
    – High knees
    – Self love
    – Arm circles
    – Toe touches
    – Good mornings

    Thang

    Super simple this week, a block by block mosey around old Mandeville, stopping to confuse the cars that passed as to why 5 HIM were rolling dice in the middle of the street.

    10 reps of each exercise based on the number of the roll. A double roll? Double the reps to 20 (Rummel math!)

    Roll of 2 – Burpees
    3 – Monkey Humpers
    4 – Leg raises
    5 – Shoulder tap merkins
    6 – Big boy sit-ups
    7 – Hallelujah squats
    8 – 8 count body builders
    9 – SMCs
    10 – Groiners
    11 – Peter Parker merkins
    12 – Calf raises

    Back at Granny’s, we utilized the benches for 10 quick Freak Nastys IC and 10 step ups.

    COT, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, and Prayer closed us out.

    Things we learned:

    – Convergence / Manniversary is THIS Saturday on the lakefront. In my best “announcer for monster truck shows / pro wrestling cards” voice: BE THERE!!!!

    – The SLU / Ole Miss baseball game will continue to live on in infamy. YHC believes this is the 4th straight week we’ve worked it into mumblechatter.

    – I get how odds work. There are 6 ways to roll a 7 with two dice, and only one to roll Snake eyes or Box cars. But this PAX really, really loved rolling 7s. Don’t take us to a craps table. Hallelujah squats for all!

    Thanks, gents, for joining me and giving me an opportunity to lead such a fine group. Great work as always.

    🤛🏼💪🏼

  • Low and Slow – from Akbar

    YHC arrived with 2 minutes to spare, greeted by Pik and JV. Buschwacker came in on Cowbell time and with Cowbell speed just in time to finish the warm up. Today we did some tempo work, taking it slow with most exercises Copperhead style.

    Warm up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches IC x 10-15

    Mosey to the Lakefront stopping at each block for 2 exercises x 15-20: Merkins, Mountain Climbers; Copperhead Squats/Mountain Climbers; Stone Mountain/ Mountain Climbers; Little Manny Crunches/ Mountain Climbers

    Rips: Wall sit with 100 air presses. Run stairs stopping for 25 calf raises on each side.

    Wall: Slow Dirkins, Bulgarian Split Squats, Freak Nasties x 15-20 each. Took a breather to say hello to Garfield, then back to the wall for another set of each.

    Head back to the Marsh stopping along the way for 20 Merkins, 20 Squats, and 20 LBC’s, arriving just in time for a 2 minute Mary of 100’s, aka Hummingbirds.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out

    Announcements: 6 year anniversary this Saturday with TankedUp! and Cowbell co-Q

    Always a pleasure to start my week with you guys, thanks for following my lead.

    Akbar

  • BLIMPS – from Jose10k

    I tried to reach out and get some help late Thursday evening on a beatdown. I called the great Cowbell for some wisdom, however, straight to voicemail. Perhaps he knew that I would EH him once I asked him for help. Oh well, I decided to go with one of his favorites: BLIMPS.
    Warm-up: ssh, grass grabbers, windmills, torso twists.
    The Thang: mosey to the bottom of the garage. BLIMPS: Burpees, Lunges, imperial walkers, plankjacks, and squats 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. In between each one, run up the stairs, sprint the length of the garage, back down the stairs, sprint back to the starting spot. Mosey to the courthouse and repeat BLIMPS. Mosey back up to the garage for some Mary. COT
    Hammer prayed us out
    Bean and barely legal were running up the stairs as we drove off, I guess they forgot the beatdown starts at 5:15

  • Brick Block Burner – from Akbar

    6 strong at the Gipper this windy gloom for a tabata burner. 30 seconds on, 15 seconds rest, 40 exercises working the full body. Single arm exercises were with bricks, the rest were with blocks.

    PAX: Akbar, Barely Legal, Einstein, Fletch, Maverick, Moby Dick

    Lower Body

    Goblet Squat, Side lunge switch, sumo deadlift, 1.1/2 Sumo Squat,Staggered squat right, Staggered squat left, Squat step right to squat, Squat step left to squat, Suitcase Squat, Half Squat pulse

    Back/Bi

    Alternating curls, block swing, alternating bent over rows, Hammer curls, Good Mornings, Supine row, Renegade Row Merkin, Rear delt flyes, RDL + Bent over Row, Circle curls

    Shoulders

    Single arm squat thruster R, Single arm squat thruster L, , Upright Row, Arnold press alternate press, lateral raises, hammer press, snatch to Merkin R, Snatch to Merkin L, 45 degree press, Alternating Iso press

    Chest/Triceps

    Tricep Press reverse grip, Skull crushers, Chest press twist, alternating hammer press, brick flyes, diamond press, brick Merkin, Alternating pec squeeze, diamond merkin
    overhead tri extensions

    Mosey to put the blocks/bricks back, head to the Wall for Australian Mountain Climbers AMRAP OYO. Mosey to the corner of E Gibson and N New Hampshire for LBC’s and Freddy Mercury’s x 10 IC. Mosey back to the flag for Hello Dolly, Leg lifts, Heels to Heaven, Leg Raises, and Rosalita’s x 10 IC.

    Announcements – Northshore Convergence April 9th at the Lakefront

    Maverick prayed us out with thoughts of taking our strength to others.

    Moleskin

    – YHC was worried about the time some exercises were combined, but we finished with 10 minutes left which worked out great.
    – Several compliments were given on the well thought out workout, but I had to tell the pax it was copied from a pre-made dumbbell workout and modified for coupons.
    – While doing the skullcrushers, comments were made about not letting the block slip or we’d all be giving Waterpik some business.
    – Moby was thankful YHC took the time to share the pain with others.
    – Einstein held strong with a sore shoulder and modified as necessary, but kept up the whole time.

    Thanks for putting up with my spreadsheet workout, always a pleasure to be with you guys.

    Akbar

  • Jump & Jive(talk) at the A1C – from Einstein

    Nice and cool at the A1C with temps in the 40s. Planet Venus blazing away in the southern sky.

    after some chit-chat and a short disclaimer we got to it…

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, High Knees, Arm Circles,
    Thumb Drives, Butt Kicks, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Imperial Walkers, Neck Rolls, maybe some more…

    Thang:
    To the ramp for side shuffles down and lunge walk backwards halfway up – then sprint up the remainder, repeat facing opposite direction on the 2nd shuffle

    Then using the parking lot stripes for a squat at each stripe and 20 push-ups at each of the four corners of the parking lot,
    varying the push-up technique with pike push-ups, dive bomber push-ups, 3 point push-ups, and bird-wing antagonist-type push-up.

    Then for the second round – starjack jump at each stripe, and core exercises at each of the four corners of the parking lot,
    including 20 hip rolls, 20 double crunches, 20 v-ups, and 20 scuba steves for the antagonist.

    While “on the stripes,” we vintage pax had a significant/topical conversation about heros from our era; Rocky & Bullwinkle vs Boris Badenov & Natasha Fatale…
    Dudley Do-Right vs. Snidely Whiplash, Get Smart and Agent 99 vs. Chaos…and it so happens that Fletch can do a spot on imitation of Dudley Do-Right of the Canadian Mounties

    Count-o-rama

    Moby led us out with a prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always good to start the day with you chaps.

  • “SUPER 21” – from Shooter

    Still recovering with soreness from accepting my 2.0s change of pace for some gym work on Saturday and Waterpik’s previous Monday Q of constant reps at the Marsh, YHC selected an oldie but goodie from the Exicon.. Arriving at the AO with 4 PAX already assembled in the freshly updated splash pad area I quickly jumped out and planted the shovel flag and began listening to the chatter of college baseball between Russo and JV.. Both hopeful of a Cowbell sighting, so that he could be reminded of his recent Rebels series loss over the weekend to the Volunteers..As to not disappoint the illumination coming down Girord street soon revealed the conversation would indeed be continued..

    Warmup
    All IC10 Cherry Pickers, Arm circles forward and back, Toe touches, Hillbillies, Imperial walkers and a brief mosey around the block back to the other side of the breezeway..

    Super 21
    After a short winded like Bushwacker explanation (if that’s even possible) PAX was given instructions on the exercises and break work between.. Instead of sticking to 2 body movements YHC decided to incorporate 6 different movements hopefully to accomplish total body work..

    Utilizing the breezeway pillars throughout its entirety we started with 1-7 Carolina dry docks and Donkey kickoffs.. Met at the stage for 21 recovery 8count body builders. 8-14 Merkins and Mountain climbers 2×1 again meeting at the stage for 21 recovery 8count body builders. 15-21 SSH and squats closing with 21 8count body builders.. Time remaining was 7 mins and after a slow recovery walk back to the splash pad 6 mins of Mary was left to close.. 15IC Crunchy 🐸, alternating elbow to knee both sides of course, Cowbell edition flutter kicks, Little Manny crunches and finished off with 100 OYO 💯s!!

    Count, announced all the great activities coming in April, COT

    Appreciate JV for closing out the PAX in 🙏🏼

    Until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • Run or Ruck!! – from Shooter

    4 PAX ultimately responded to the red pill 💊 on this beautiful spring Gloom.. YHC anticipated rucking after confirming with Murdock at the Gipper that he intended to post and Ruck. An audible was in the making as Cowbell came rolling in Hot 🔥.. So after a warmup of 10IC and 15IC Windmills, Toe touches, seal jacks, Butt kicks, high knees and grass grabbers Cowbell and Zoolander ran the regular route adding in another loop through Lake Hermitage as YHC and Murdock rucked out for 18min and returned..

    Count, announce of the busy upcoming April, COT

    Appreciate Cowbell for praying us out and until the next Gloom 👍🏼💪🏼✌🏼!!