F3 New Orleans

Category: Northshore

  • The Sauna Sweat Showdown: When the Humidity Hits 110% and the PAX fights back – from Jose10k

    80 degrees and 1000% humidity at 5 am? Seriously, WTF! Hammer was crazy enough to join me this morning in the Sweatapalooza. Having two consecutive late days (not getting home til after 7:30), I went back to the good ol ladder workout. 12 reps for each exercise followed by a 1/5 mile loop. All with a coupon.
    Squats
    Lunges (2 is 1)
    Kettlebell swings
    One hand on the coupon, one hand on the ground merkins, alternate 1 is 1
    Shoulder presses
    Curls
    Triceps
    Finished up with a one mile run
    At least if the Spartan race has humidity, we’ll be prepared for it.
    SYITG
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  • Wild Q let the good times roll!! – from Shooter

    Well, the Wacker of bushes may not be present but it doesn’t mean we can’t use his golden nuggets for some fun.. After all someone needs to put those things to use.. I set that one up, “That’s what she said!” It also creates great grumble mumble from Jose10k once he spots them. Anyways 4 PAX took the red 💊 for Granny’s and we ventured all around Mandeville..

    Warmup
    10IC Toe Touches, Cherry pickers, Selflove, Grass grabbers, Imperial walkers, Hillbillies and Torso twists..

    Thang
    Carried our nuggets and jump rope to the tunnel. Upon arrival selected a coupon. Rolled the number nugget for rep count. One PAX did jump rope while the rest of the PAX did the number rolled. 2 rounds with exercises consisting of chest press, curls, rows, tri extensions and overhead presses..

    Moseyed to the bus stop and same application.
    Rolled the number alternating rope 2 rounds. Exercises were bench jump overs, Derkins, gas pumps, freak nasties, Bulgarian split squats and jump squats..

    Moseyed back to the breezeway rolled the number for the count then the other dice for stated exercise.. 3 Wild Qs in a row and the selections were wide merkins, SMKs, and shoulder taps with plank jacks..

    Wrapped it up with Mary.
    15IC LMCs, Right elbow to left knee F/J, 6 inch hold with each PAX providing a 10 count 15IC hello Dollie’s in the middle and finished with the hold and 10 count back around..

    Appreciate the post and the intentions shared for Pelicans family and prayers for the family of the 3 year old that drowned last week…

    Until the next gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • ROSHAMBO for the Q – from Darkwing Duck

    11s were on the docket today. After a questionable game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, YHC took the q. Quick warm-up then moseyed to the courthouse. Burpees on the side walk, run to the stairs, 5 calf raises up each step, then big boy situps at the top. Run down the ramp and out the side, around the parking lot, back to the side walk. Finished right at 6 am.
    COT and done.

  • Rock, paper, scissors to see who leads?!?!?!? – from Darkwing Duck

    Beautiful morning to take the red pill and get some work in. No one picked up the Q so it was a little ROSHAMBO to take the lead. Regular warm-up, then mosey to the courthouse.
    A set of 11s was the choice. Burpees at the side walk, big boys at the top of the stairs, 5 calf raises at each step, with a lap down the ramp and around the side in between each set.
    Ended right a 6. COT. Simple beatdown, simple back blast for a great group of HIMS.

  • Wha ya at? – from Waterpik

    The crowd was Smaller than usual this morning at the scramble. chewy was the only Rucker, and the dedicated spartan training that had become regular has been on hiatus for the past couple of weeks. The pax had cooler temps this morning. We ran 4 miles.

  • What Do You Call A Three-Hump Camel? – from Steve

    Everybody’s got a DMV story. Maybe you’re the guy who, say, waited there for three and a half hours to get your first car registered. This would be pre-cell phones, of course, so to bide your time you’ve memorized all four of the eye charts they’re using behind the bulletproof glass, as well as the many cheerful posters, like the one showing an 18-wheeler with a smiley face that details the 12 steps to get your CDL license. At this point, you’ve started to reconsider every decision in your life that has brought you to this moment, trapped here in this white-walled hell. And then, just as you’re imagining driving that smiling 18-wheeler off a tall bridge to your own fiery demise, your name is finally, miraculously called. The woman behind the desk looks impatiently at you over her reading glasses, with one hand thrust out. And even after you’ve gently placed your paperwork into her outstretched claw, she still seems to be sizing you up, like she’s read your thoughts and confirmed that yes, you’re an idiot. Finally she looks down, flips through a few pages and slides them right back over to you. She’s staring at you like you’re supposed to say something, but before you can, she says, “No odometer disclosure. You need to fill this out,” she hands you a form without looking at you, “Get it notarized, and make another appointment.” And before you can protest and throw yourself at her feet, she’s called the next name in the queue.

    Nowadays, with all the online options, the DMV has come a long way. But apparently not so over in Franklinton, where grudges against certain junior high math teachers run deep. That’s right, Jose kept us entertained with his DMV tale, in which a former student’s mother attempted to exact revenge on 10k. Of course, Jose ain’t playing that game and he successfully walked away with his dignity, and his Real ID.

    Oh and yes, we did work out. A descending rep count starting at 100 of an exercise, then moseying the corridor and climbing the steps for 10 burpees. Went something like this:

    100 Mountain Climbers 10 burpees
    90 Freddie Mercurys 9 burpees
    80 Squats 8 burpees
    70 Plank Jacks 7 burpees
    60 Big Boys 6 burpees
    50 Merkins 5 burpees
    40 Sister Mary’s 4 burpees
    30 Crunchy Frogs 3 burpees
    20 T-Merkins 2 burpees
    10 Burpees 1 burpee

    A little time left for some leg work, calf raises, and Mary. COT and Shooter prayed us out.

    Oh, the three hump camel:

  • Cool beatdown on a almost cool morning – from Mobydick

    The Gipper opened with a cool breeze for a change. A six man pax was on hand for guided Tabata of seven exercises and three rounds. Jose 10K and Hammer were early birds. A brief period of stretches got us started.
    YHC being the old grazer didn’t want to deprive the younger crowd of a full beat down dialed up a 1 min wo 30 sec rest Tabata of CFrogs/Squats/Crunches/SSH/Merkins/Toe touches/1min Run. Note the getting up and down between exercise by design to add another element. On your own pace guaranteed everyone got a full measure of what they needed including me.

    From the breathing and srainibg in the 3rd round mission accomplished.
    COT and prayers of gratitude for or inner strengths closed out the morning.

  • Spartan Pre Gipper Workout – from Jose10k

    Holy smokes, a cold front came through? It was in the 60s to start this beatdown. I was excited to post this morning because YHC received a text late the night before informing him that he wasn’t going solo this morning. The Hammer decided to join him in his efforts to get into better spartan shape. Grabbed the ladder workout from the back seat and off to the races. Back to school again, 1st grade, run a loop, Next, complete 1st grade and then 2nd grade, run the short loop, returning to the start. The PAX would try to graduate and get through the 12th grade!
    1st Grade – Squats
    2nd Grade – Monkey Humpers
    3rd Grade – Lunges (2 is one)
    4th Grade – BBS
    5th Grade – Flutter Kicks
    6th Grade – LBCs
    7th Grade – American Hammers
    8th Grade – Merkins
    9th Grade – Freak Nasties
    10th Grade – Carolina Dry Docks
    11th Grade – Burpees
    12th grade -SSH
    We added a coupon to make it more difficult. We only graduated 9th grade y’all.

  • Back to School – from Hogs Breath

    Borrowed and modified this from a few different “back to school” style beatdowns mentioned in various backblasts.
    Begin with a kindergarten warm-up. Suddenly Pass Interference came screeching in and arrived two minutes late! In retrospect, he should have had a punishment for arriving tardy on his first day of school!
    After our kindergarten workout we began with the ABCs and 123s;
    A- ankle grabber (penguin)
    B- bridge (wife pleaser)
    C- crunch
    1- Merkin
    2-Squats
    3-SSH
    We began with 1st grade and worked our way up to 12th. After each grade we had to catch the bus by mosey into the flag pole and back. At each grade the rep count would get multiplied by the grade number, so 2nd grade would be 2x Ankle grabber, Bridges, and Crunch’s 2x Merkin, 4x Squat, 6x SSH, etc.
    We were able to get to 11th grade and in 12th grade we received a graduation present! The rep count was reduced back to the first-grade numbers so that we could finish on time.

    Ended with a COT!

  • Thunder Moon – from Akbar

    YHC arrived a few minutes early to Jose10k on the pull up bars and Hammer/Pik stretching after their run. Regular Milestone Marsh run this morning to the Lakefront and back.

    Warm Up: SSH, Self Love, Arm Circles, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Toe Touches, Windmills, Imperial Walkers

    Playground for 3 sets of 10 Pull Ups and 10 Copperhead Squats

    Milestone Marsh run to the Lakefront stopping for Stone Mountains and Supermans x 10 OYO on blocks 1 and 3, x 15 on blocks 2 and 4

    Arrived at the Lakefront Wall for the Thunder Moon. Full moon on the right with heat lightning on the left. Bulgarian Split Squats each leg, Freak Nasties, and Dirkins IC x 10 each for 3 rounds. Substituted Irkins for Dirkins on the last round.

    Rinse and repeat on the mosey back for some Mary.

    Hello Dolly, Rosalita, Heals to Heaven, Seat Angels, LBC, LMC, E2K right and left – time called.

    Announcements:

    Captain Sparkles 911 beatdown at Grandmas House 9/10. Bring a weighted pack for 91 Memorial. Various runs in the fall, 2 months to Spartan race.

    YHC prayed us out with intentions for Hammers friend whose child almost drowned – for a safe recovery. Prayers of thanks and intentions to lead those around us.

    SYITG,

    Akbar