As a memorial to all folks lost on Sept.11 2001 the pax did a coupon/block workout.
Each coupon exercise was 9 of something – a burpee – then 11 of the same thing.
Rainy morning at the A1C this morning.
With the kick-off of the football season, the 1st & 10 routine, from the F3 Exicon, was the order of the day.
Warmup: all IC15x; toe touch, side staddle hops, arm circles, imperial walkers, neck rolls, hillbillies(country boys), hi-jack hi-jills, seal jacks
Thang: 1st & 10, using the upper deck parking garage parking stripes as our football field (a wet one at that)
1 merkin, 10 burpees, “sprint” to the end of the field, mosey back around, the ref (Bushwacker) moved up the chains…2 merkins, 9 burpees, sprint, move up…3 merkins, 8 burpees, sprint, move up,…etc.
Bushwacker – in the lead, still doing his referee duties, scored first, with the rest of the pax a minute or so behind.
Next Thangs: with time to spare the pax did some Lieutenant Dans, lunging forward and backward, side shuffles, etc.
Mary: one minute of star stretches.
Cuz prayed us out.
YHC sent out the invite last night with the whiteboard of dread to the group. Manny was the only HIM to take the red pill with me. This morning’s workout was like being in a steamy jungle gym with a splash of fantasy football chatter and LSU pride. It was a ladder workout, again. I know, I am not a creative as Steve or Russo. I stick with the golden oldies, unless we’re talking about music. 10 reps of each exercise, followed by one lap between each round. We kicked things off with step downs then lunges that made us question why we ever left bed. Then, the monkey humpers made sure our neighbors were definitely wondering what on earth we were up to. Just when we thought it couldn’t get weirder, dirkins and freak nasties cranked up the awkwardness—and the sweat. Stone Mountains had us feeling like Rocky on those steps, but less “Eye of the Tiger” and more “Why is it so humid?!”
Burpees made an appearance, just to make sure we were sufficiently miserable, followed by American Hammers and big boy sit-ups that left us questioning our life choices. The run was supposed to be the cooldown, but with the humidity, it felt like swimming through a hot soup.
Meanwhile, the conversation ranged from debating which fantasy football picks would lead us to victory, to lamenting LSU’s recent ups and downs. All in all, it was a morning of pain, sweat, and football small talk—a perfect start to the day!
SYITG gentlemen.
The dry hot days have given way to rainy humid misery. But turn that frown upside down, boys. It’s time for Fun n Games! A late night/early morning Wack signal sent the PAX converging at the Marsh.
WARMORAMA
IC x10: SSH, Windmills, Torso Twists, Scorpion Kicks, Fire Hydrants L/R, Self Love, Cherry Pickers
THANG
Two groups, each with a deck of UNO cards circled around their respective decks. A card would be flipped and the resulting actions would be taken based on card type, color and/or number:
Red: Burpees
Blue: Jump Squats
Green: Gas Pumps
Yellow: Freak Nasties
Draw Two: add 2 reps to next card flipped
Draw 4: add 4 reps (“stacking” was instituted in case of more than one Draw card in a row)
Wild: 10 reps of any exercise the PAX chose
Skip: skip the next man
Reverse: change direction and go back to previous man
The pain added up in cumulative fashion with some thick decks to get through. When a group got finished, they Planked for the remaining group.
Next came 11’s – SisterMary Katherine’s (1 is 1)/T Merkins
MARY
IC x 20: Hammers, LMCs, Flutter Kicks, ?
100 100s OYO
Plank until time
COT
Count, nameorama,
Never Forget 9/11 5k September 14 at Covington Trailhead. Link to registration was posted on Slack.
Grundy will be hosting a Spartan beatdown at his house at 8am featuring obstacles and endurance, apps 2 hours 9/21(I believe)
2024 turkey trot is going down, sign up and come keep Jose company!
I appreciate you fellas, coming along for another episode of Wacker’s wacky, fun and games!
It was hot and humid again this morning. YHC got to the A1C early to put in some miles, and somehow got lost through downtown Covington. I ended up by Sonic on 21. Whoops, hauled butt back to the top of the parking garage to see reliable Moby talking to Rick, a neighborhood walker. We couldn’t convince him to stay. BBQ came in hot and we began. No one signed up, so we did everything round robin style
Warm-up: SSH, hello jacks, hello jills, BBQ wings, grass grabbers, cherry pickers, torso twists.
Moseyed to the front of the justice center for leg ups. 10 reps each leg, 2 rounds. BBQ focused on upper body with freak nasties and irkins, 2 rounds. Moby then hit core with intensified leg lifts.
Moseyed to back of the courthouse for lieutenant dan’s followed up by 3 calf raises at each step. Mosey back to the top of the parking garage for some mountain climbers and reverse mountain climbers. Followed up by some Mary. Thanks for posting, thanks for putting up with the heat and humidity, and thanks for the read.
The Wacker of Bushes has the Q tomorrow. So get ready for 30 minutes of pain, and 30 minutes of a needlessly convoluted breakdown of absurdly challenging and extreme exercises. SYITG