F3 New Orleans

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  • Sweaty Bells – from Strings

    first 15 minutes mobility exercises and stretching, warmups. Kettblebell swings, Russian and American style; painfully slow burpees, snatches, shoulder press using 2 second concentric 3 second eccentric. Curls, halos, single arm rows, one lap. abs

  • Hot, Humid and Hellacious (very great, bad or overwhelming) – from Triple Shift

    Last Sunday, I totally screwed up and thought I was the Q and Vagabond so graciously let me Co-Q the workout with him. This week, for sure, I was the Q and I didn’t want to disappoint! Time to implement all the crazy ideas I had to help us make a downpainment for the upcoming week.

    I gave the disclaimer and then moseyed to the front of the Museum and faced the bacon. I instructed the PAX to do hip circles but meant to perform the Open the Gate exercise and was thoroughly corrected. Not to be thrown off my game, I quickly corrected my terminology and moved forward with the Warmup exercises.

    10 Open the Gate (both legs), 10 Low Slow Squats, 10 Low Slow Merkins finished with 30 SSH all in cadence.

    Thang 1 – Split up into two team for a Bataan Death Crawl at the front of NOMA and head toward the back of NOMA. The last person in the bear crawl line does 10 squats with weights and then runs to the front of the bear crawl line. As they reach the last person in the bear crawl line, they give them the weights and that person does 10 squats as they head to the front of the line. Keep repeating this routine till the group reaches the back of NOMA. From there, we switch to the Bataan Death Lunge Walk with the last person in the lunge walk line perform 10 overhead presses then runs to the front. As they reach the last person in the lunge walk line, they give them the weights so they can perform 10 overhead presses. Repeat till we reach the front.

    Thang 2 – Split up into 2 person teams and PAX 1 performs a cumulative 30 burpees and 60 stair rail body rows/kettlebell rows while the other farmer carries two weight to the yield sign and back to switch out.

    Thang 3 – Running out of time, I had to significantly change Thang 2 to get to the Jackass Burpee Webb at the back of NOMA. We worked our way up to 8 burpees in cadence and 16 donkey kicks. That exercise is a fan favorite! We were all gassed needless to say and finished up with one Sunday morning.

    Countoff, Namerama, and COT – Naked Man Moleskin (NMM) Closed us out with a prayer of thanksgiving for the Pax and their vocal correction of me when I screw something up. Because I know it comes from a place of love and honor, I gladly receive it because it helps me to be a better man for my M, family, and community. I wonder how many men encounter that type of gracious correction in their daily lives. I’m not sure the answer to my pondering but I am sure that I’m better because of it. Thankful for the opportunity to lead!

  • Hot, Humid and Hellacious (very great, bad or overwhelming) – from Triple Shift

    Last Sunday, I totally screwed up and thought I was the Q and Vagabond so graciously let me Co-Q the workout with him. This week, for sure, I was the Q and I didn’t want to disappoint! Time to implement all the crazy ideas I had to help us make a downpainment for the upcoming week.

    I gave the disclaimer and then moseyed to the front of the Museum and faced the bacon. I instructed the PAX to do hip circles but meant to perform the Open the Gate exercise and was thoroughly corrected. Not to be thrown off my game, I quickly corrected my terminology and moved forward with the Warmup exercises.

    10 Open the Gate (both legs), 10 Low Slow Squats, 10 Low Slow Merkins finished with 30 SSH all in cadence.

    Thang 1 – Split up into two team for a Bataan Death Crawl at the front of NOMA and head toward the back of NOMA. The last person in the bear crawl line does 10 squats with weights and then runs to the front of the bear crawl line. As they reach the last person in the bear crawl line, they give them the weights and that person does 10 squats as they head to the front of the line. Keep repeating this routine till the group reaches the back of NOMA. From there, we switch to the Bataan Death Lunge Walk with the last person in the lunge walk line perform 10 overhead presses then runs to the front. As they reach the last person in the lunge walk line, they give them the weights so they can perform 10 overhead presses. Repeat till we reach the front.

    Thang 2 – Split up into 2 person teams and PAX 1 performs a cumulative 30 burpees and 60 stair rail body rows/kettlebell rows while the other farmer carries two weight to the yield sign and back to switch out.

    Thang 3 – Running out of time, I had to significantly change Thang 2 to get to the Jackass Burpee Webb at the back of NOMA. We worked our way up to 8 burpees in cadence and 16 donkey kicks. That exercise is a fan favorite! We were all gassed needless to say and finished up with one Sunday morning.

    Countoff, Namerama, and COT – Naked Man Moleskin (NMM) Closed us out with a prayer of thanksgiving for the Pax and their vocal correction of me when I screw something up. Because I know it comes from a place of love and honor, I gladly receive it because it helps me to be a better man for my M, family, and community. I wonder how many men encounter that type of gracious correction in their daily lives. I’m not sure the answer to my pondering but I am sure that I’m better because of it. Thankful for the opportunity to lead!

  • Seriously FUN Mothership (Mothership 2023-06-24) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Nice and cool and definitely NOT humid at all…

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the peristyle for a warmup:

    Hip Circles (clockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Hip Circles (counterclockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the Great Lawn and split into two teams for 10-ish minutes of ultimate frisbee. Followed this up with Jack Webbs by fives (i.e. five and ten, then ten and twenty) up to twenty merkins and forty air presses

    Did a frisbee-toss mosey over to the Tool Wall. PAX tossed frisbee between each other, and a dropped frisbee resulted in 3 merkins for group members. When at the Tool Wall, got in some calf action:

    Calf Raises (right leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (left leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes in) x 20 (in cadence)
    Dips x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes out) x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the mini foundry for a quarter murph (25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats). Did some Mary waiting for the six to finish:

    Real Freddies x 20 (in cadence)
    LBTs x 20 (in cadence)
    Crunchy Frogs x 20 (in cadence)

    Continued the mosey to back of the museum to hit the legs:

    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Monkey Humpers x 20 (in cadence)
    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Low Slow Squats x 20 (in cadence)
    Left leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)
    Right leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)

    Back to flag for COT, coffee afterwards @ Navarre.

  • The Greatest Kickballer Among Us – from Lil Cuz

    YHC found himself following two F3 Thib Legends into the Peltch this humid June Morning. The need for a fun Saturday was felt through all and as I drove up it seemed we finally had enough people on a Saturday to play America’s favorite Past Time, that’s right KICKBALL!!! Who didn’t have dreams of blasting one straight over the outfield and running the bases staring at your middle school crush as you round third hoping for the game winning kick celebration kiss? Just me…alrighty then. Moving on…

    Today is June 24th which is the feast of John the Baptist, who was called by Jesus Himself, “Among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist”. (Matthew 11:11 for those interested in reading more) So before we played a rousing game of kickball we had to rise to the occasion and chase after the G.O.A.T himself.

    Thang 1:
    Cindy Crawford – this was to get our whole body in the best shape it can be, which of course is bikini body ready. It’s beach vacation time after all.
    AMRAP:
    – 5 Pull Ups
    – 10 Merkins
    – 15 Squats
    – 20 LBC’s
    – 25 Toe Raises
    This lasted 15 minutes and TONS of mumble chatter later everyone realized they can do WAY more pull ups than they thought before we started. T-Claps all around!

    Thang 2:
    Coach Burpee – YHC has been coaching his oldest 2.0’s baseball team and it has taught me more patience and made me realize we are viewed outside of our homes sometimes more than in it and a good coach can get even the most un-motivated player to do things neither thought they could do.

    Pax split into teams of 3 or 4 due to number of Pax at Peltch today.
    – P1 does Burpees
    – P2 yells encouragements to keep going
    – P3 runs ¼ mile
    – P1 switches to P2, P2 switches to P3, P3 switches to P1.

    This originally was supposed to be until all Pax had completed a mile, but due to unfortunate time constraints this was changed to ½ mile and not at all due to everyone being gassed from hitting, by my latest estimate, 275 burpees in 15 minutes. It was awesome to hear yells of encouragement coming from all coaches and I know a bunch of Pax hit numbers of burpees they did not think they would hit prior to starting. T-Claps all around!

    Thang 3:

    KickBall Game:
    Split into 2 teams. Buy in is 5 Squats or 5 LBC’s. No one chose LBC’s which was expected or because no one heard me say this and just kept with squats. The world may never know.
    When kicking, you can kick normally and all defense has to do 2 merkins before they can play the ball.

    Can choose to do a trick kick (ex: kick backwards, kick behind back, left foot), if this is chosen then defense must do 5 merkins before playing the ball.

    When running the bases: normal kick – bear crawl to base. Trick kick – lunge walk to base. This was changed to run after the first inning to get some runs in.

    True colors truly came out in this game. We had quitters whose team never let him live it down and to this day is known as “Quitter-Mcgee”. Strange world we live in when guys who can’t show up on time start pegging 2.0’s with dodgeballs as they run the bases. After the mayhem Team 1 had to show Team 2 a lesson for hitting innocent 2.0’s and loaded up the bases with said 2.0’s. Then threw out the big guns in Smooth who absolutely crushed the ball with his left foot and brought all 2.0’s in for a score with the biggest hit single in kickball history! Truly awe-inspiring stuff!

    There were no cute girls to wink at while rounding third, just Enron dripping sweat and cheering on his team and Dox asking for the ump, who could not be found. I think we made John the Baptist proud despite all of this but he is still the G.O.A.T. Thanks for pushing hard today fellas!

    SYITG,
    Lil Cuz’

  • OG Baseball – from Thighs

    Today was an experimental workout trying to balance some skill with luck with a mardi gras football and baseball diamond.

    We started the beat down with a warmup:

    Mosey around the block
    15x Jumping Jacks
    7x Windmills
    7x Cherry Pickers
    7x Swimmers
    7x Merkins
    7x Peter Parkers
    7x Squats
    7x In Tempo Tempo Squats

    Then we mosey-ed to the parking lot and set up a baseball diamond.

    One PAX threw the football while the other PAXs attempted to catch the ball. The throwing PAX attempted to race around the bases before it was caught. Once caught, the last base crossed was their assigned base.

    We rotated the PAXs until everyone had a base assigned.

    The bases had a corresponding rep count:
    1st = 20
    2nd = 15
    3rd = 10
    Home = 5
    (Pays to be a winner)

    Then as a group we moseyed around the bases stopping at each base to do an exercise with the amounts assigned by the base one achieved.

    We did the following as one round:
    Each throwing the ball, getting an assigned base (reps), and doing the same exercise around the bases together

    We did (4) rounds:

    Round 1: Arms
    Wide arm Merkin
    Tricep Merkin
    Diamon Merkin
    Hand Release Merkin

    Round 2: Legs
    Squats
    Lunges
    Jumping Lunges
    Side Squats

    Round 3: Abs
    modified LBC
    Flutter kicks
    Wide PIke Ups
    Ab X-tensions

    Round 4: Burpees
    Spiderman Burpee
    Alternating Lunge Burpee
    Burpee Jack
    Burpee Pike Up

    Pros / Cons:
    Pros
    –Good Workout (Burpees at the end were a killer)
    –Lasted the entire workout

    Cons:
    –Need further experimentation on the baseball diamond distances and ball throwing. During the throwing phase, none of the PAXs could get a homerun, because getting around the bases took much longer than catching the ball. However, when exercising around the bases, the moseys were too small to be worth even calling a mosey.

    So, I will need to play with the distances, throwing actions, or rules to make sure of a chance for a homerun and/or that the exercises are spread out enough to give everyone enough of a breather.

    MTF.

    We ended with the usual close out, sending us off with a prayer.

    Looking forward to next time!

  • The People’s Mountain (WPM 2023-06-23 – from Catfish

    Started off with a mosey over to the other side of St. Charles to warm up with:

    • Hip Circles clockwise x 5 (in cadence)
    • Hip Circles counterclockwise x 5 (in cadence)
    • Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    • Grass Grabbers x 10 (in cadence)
    • Wacky Jacks x 20 (in cadence)
    • 8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to the base of the mountain for a backwards run up the ramp to the 3rd level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Overhead Claps x x20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Low Slow Squats x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 4th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Seal Claps x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Monkey Humpers x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 5th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Donkey Kicks x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 6th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Air Presses x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Bobby Hurleys x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the top level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Arm Circles x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Alternating Lunges x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed over to the end of the parking lot, got a 20-count rest in, then put feet up on the wall to touch the upper body with Derkins x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed down the stairs to visit Touchdown Jesus for a round of 7s. PAX started with burpees on one end, then bear crawled to the other for Dr. Ws. Got about halfway through, then circled back up for a 90-second single leg balance hold (holding knee of the raised leg as high to the chest as possible), one 90-second hold for each leg.

    Moseyed back to flag for CoT.

  • Not A Licensed Professional – from Pool Boy

    Started off with a Geaux Tigers and that I am not a licensed professional.

    Some headed to KnOT while the rest moseyed to rock pile.

    WARMUP
    SSH
    Squats
    Imperial Walkers
    Arm circles
    5 burpees
    Peter parkers
    Parker Peters
    Grass Grabbers

    THE THANG
    Grab a rock and head to football field
    With the rock, we did 60 calf raises, 50 squats, 40 lunges, 30 overhead press, 20 bench press and 10 manmakers with each exercise followed by 400 meter run.
    After rock workout, we finished with LBC’s, flutter kicks, Dying cockroaches, penguins and a 2 minute plank. Head back to rock pile and run to the COT.

    Countoff, Namerama and closed with prayer. Great Way to start off Friday guys!

  • Deuce is Loose – from Vagabond

    Dirty McDeuce

    Warmup – plus everyone traded / carried large log through beat down

    Gym: 12 rep of each exercise

    Derkins
    Sit ups
    Lunges
    ++++
    Shoulder taps
    V ups
    Bobby Hurley
    ++++
    Plank jacks
    LBCs
    Side lunges
    ++++
    Nolan Ryan
    Freddy Mercury
    Bonnie Blair

    Each revolution:
    Bear crawl up ramp
    5 donkey kicks back of building

    Field: Sprint and back pedal 100 yds total

    Jack Webb

    Mary

    COT

  • The One Where Everybody Has Fun – from Glitter Balls

    It wasn’t hot but the humidity was awful, so we brave 5 set out to make the most of it. I promised/threatened I’d continue to Q The Foundry until someone else did so, being a man of my word, we began.

    Warmup was a mosey to the NOMA bacon/chicken statue. We debated the artist’s intent behind the piece as we did a quick 25 SHH, 10 count arm circles (forward/reverse), and some def love. I think we landed on it looking like a chicken, made out of bacon.

    First leg, bear crawl around said chicken-bacon statue, bunny hop up and down NOMA steps ending in 20 Merkins, repeat the process for 50 squats and 50 dips.

    Mosey towards the Foundry, stopping for 10 Superman + Lat Pulls, mosey, 10 reaching plank-jacks (Jesus Juice then names these Richard Simmons’ – it is decided), mosey, 5 high-knee burpees, mosey to Foundry.

    At the Foundry, Modified Murph (25/50/75)

    Mosey back to flag with stops for 20 Right Leg V-Ups, 20 Left Leg V-Ups, 25 wife pleasers, 25 LBCs, Levels, 10 Doctor W’s, 5 High Knee Burpees, sprint to flag.

    CoT.

    520/44:45