Category: New Orleans

  • Mr. Sneaks at the Helm

    9 men, 2 of which were FNGs, met at the Swamp at Paradise Cove for a Mr. Sneaks medley.

    The Thang:

    SSH x20 (IC)
    Imp Walker x20 (IC)
    Merkins x20 (IC)
    LBC x30 (IC)
    Mtn Climbers x30 (IC)

    .6 mile run to hill

    Jacob’s Ladder (7) with Bone Crushers and T Push-ups

    Mosey to soccer field

    Squats x20
    Bear Crawl 20 yd.
    Walking Lunge 20 yd
    Forward Crab Walk 20 yd
    Crab Walk 20 yd.
    10 Burpees
    Repeato

    .3 mile run to the train tracks

    Flutter Kicks x25 (IC)
    Back Scratchers x25 (IC)
    Freddy Mercury x25 (IC)
    Plank
    Side Plank R&L

    .3 mile run back to The Swamp

    Naked Moleskin:
    Solid job on Q by Mr. Sneaks this morning who managed to gas the group properly.  The first set of field work was enough for everyone but Mr. Sneaks who decided we should do it all again leaving many of us in a great deal of pain.  T-claps to Nursaltan Talyakbay for fighting through the pain. 

    Lil Doogie kept the accelerator down on Rooster and FNG George B pushing them through extra reps while FNG Gunny provided motivation for the rest of the PAX.

    Kevin, the bird from Up, made a cameo this morning at Paradise Cove.  There’s nothing quite like hearing that bird call early in the morning.

     

  • J. Diddy’s Debut on Q

    12 men, two of which were FNG’s, showed up to Paradise Cove (formerly The Fly) for J Diddy’s Debut on Q.

    The Thang:

    SSH x20 (IC)
    Imp Walker x20 (IC)
    Squats x20 (IC)
    Merkins x20 (IC)
    LBC x20 (IC)
    Ski Jumps x20 (IC)
    CDD x10 (IC)

    .6 mile Run to Hill

    Jacob’s Ladder (7) with Bonecrushers and Burpees: Bear Crawl up hill, Reverse Bear Crawl down hill

    Jog to Field

    20 yd Bear Crawl
    20 yd. Reverse Bear Crawl
    20 yd. Crab Walk
    20 yd. Forward Crab Walk
    20 yd. Frog Jumps
    20 yd. Frog Jumps with 180 degree twist
    20 yd. Donkey Kicks

    .3 mile run to train tracks

    20 Merkins
    50 LBC

    .3 mile run back to meeting point

    COT

    Naked Moleskin
    J Diddy’s Debut on Q was good for a record number of participants and saw a few of last night’s dinners rear their ugly heads.  The ridiculously New Orleans humidity pounded the PAX and made sure that each step of the way was as miserable as it could possibly be. 

    The Fly at Audubon Park has now been renamed Paradise Cove.  The early morning screams from whatever bird that might be at the zoo sounds like the bird, Kevin, from the movie Up.  So in Kevin’s honor we have named The Fly after Kevin’s homeland.

    Two FNG’s were given nicknames this morning.  FNG Ryan is now Lil Doogie and FNG George is now Nursaltan Tulyakbay.  This from the Borat Sagdiyev file:  Widowed; wife Oksana was killed in a tragic misunderstanding. “I get message from my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbay, that he had shoot a very large bear,” Borat says. “I was very angry to find out he had shoot my wife. I was look forward to eat bear meat that night.”

    T-claps to J Diddy for an awesome job on Q.  Skinny Baby Love gets the Larry Bird for dominating the Jacob’s ladder and knocking out some pull-ups on the way out.  When’s the Birdman coming back out?

  • A Tribute to Game 5

    9 unsuspecting men gathered at Audobon Park not knowing what they had in store….

    The Thang:

    SSH x20 IC
    Bone Crusher Set

    • Bone Crusher x10
    • Merkins x10
    • 10 sec Plank
    • 10 sec Right Plank
    • 10 sec Left Plank
    • Merkins x5

    1/2 mile run

    Bone Crusher Set
    Russian Twists x50
    25 yd. Bear Crawl
    25 yd. Forward Crab Walk
    25 yd. Walking Lunge

    Bone Crusher Set
    Freddy Mercury x50
    LBC x50
    Mtn. Climbers x50

    Run to Hill
    Jacob’s Ladder (7) Burpees and CDD (Plank Walk down the hill)

    25 yd. Bear Crawl
    25 yd. Crab Walk
    25 yd. Walking Lunge
    Flutter Kicks x50

    1/2 mile run back to meeting point

    COT

    Moleskin

    I knew we were in store for an awesome morning when we arrived to the park 15 minutes early to find J Diddy doing the Dirty Bird in the parking lot in front of our car.

    There’s nothing like watching the Shovel Flag fly on our runs through the park.

    Seriously…what’s the deal with all the FNG’s being beasts.  FNG Jonathan is completely unphased by everything we’ve done.  He’s now been deemed The People’s Champion.  Same goes for FNG Nate.

    In a tribute to Game 5 we kept things moving early and often and that PAX thought The Wiz had lost his mind.  J Diddy said the downhill plank walks made him feel like a wounded dog.  From here on plank walks will be called The Wounded Dog.

    The Bone Crusher sets are not the PAX favorite.  I think we could have quite a bit more in store in the near future.

    Anybody find our eagle this morning?

     

  • NOLA Half Murph

    11 men posted for NOLA’s first Shovel Flag, a quick warm up, and a half Murph.

    The Thang

    SSH x25 IC
    IW x15 IC

    1.2 Mile Run to The Fly and back to gathering point

    10 sets of:

    Pull ups x5
    Merkins x10
    Squats x15

    COT

    Moleskin:

    NOLA F3 was super pumped to unveil their new Shovel Flag with the support and guidance of Dora.  J. Diddy held the flag for the first leg of the run before passing it off to Mr. Sneaks who later gave it to Grind.

    It was nice to have a record turnout with 11 men posting including 4 FNGs. Two new nicknames were dished up with FNG Jalen being gifted the name Rooster and FNG TJ now known as Cutoff.  FNG Ian and FNG Jonathan looked like they had been doing F3 their whole life and appeared unphased by the work load.

    Lots of heads were turned in the park and a couple of questions were asked about what we were doing.  It’s awesome to watch this group snowball.  What an awesome concept!  Many thanks to Dora for leading the way for us.

     

     

  • To the River and Back Again

    8 men (3 FNGs) gathered at Audobon Park and set out on a 1.6 mile dash to the Mississippi River and back stopping for a little pain along the way.

    COP

    .4 mile run to levee

    SSH x20 IC
    Imp. Walker x15 IC
    Squats x20 IC
    Merkin x15 IC

    .4 mile run to soccer fields at The Fly

    20 yd. Bear Crawl
    20 Squat Jumps
    20 yd. Dragon Walk
    40 Sister Mary Catherines
    30 yd. Pepper Pod
    10 sets of 3 SSH and Fall
    20 yd. Frog Jumps
    20 180 degree Squat Jumps

    4 sets
    10 yd. sprint
    20 Merkin
    20 LBC
    10 Moktar Ndiaye
    10 Jump Squats

    10 yd. Forward Crab Walk

    .8 mile run back to our meeting point

    COT

    It is with great pleasure that we add FNG Aaron (now nicknamed Skinny Baby Love) and FNG JaRon (now known as Grind) to our growing group of F3 NOLA.  FNG T.J. turned in a strong performance on his first day and ran his .8 mile back looking like he hadn’t done anything all morning.  Chilli Sauce continues to post with a 45lb. weight vest and gets sharper each time we meet.

    Shovel Flag set to make appearance this Tuesday.  Many thanks to Dora for getting us kicked off here in the Crescent City!

     

  • The Slip-n-Slide

    (…posted on behalf of The Wiz…)

    10 guys, half of whom were FNGs, met at Lafreniere Park for a wet and wild workout.

    The Thang

    150yd Mosey from parking lot to the flagpoles for

    COP (in cadence)

    – 25 SSH
    – 19 IW
    – 20 Squats
    – 15 Merkins

    1/4 mile mosey to The Big Hill for…

    – Jacob’s Ladder to 7 (Burpees at the top, Mahktars at the bottom)
    – 25 ski jumps (abs) in Cadence
    – 25 Freddy Mercurys in Cadence
    *We’re doing Mary already? Nope…

    Mosey to the “bayou” (field + 1 inch of standing water = bayou) for…

    – 20 yd Crab Walk
    – 5 step Pepper Pod “Slide” x 2
    – 10 merkins
    – 50 yd Pepper Pod “Slide” back to the start
    – Jack Webb Legs – burpees and squats (1 burpee, 4 squats) up to 7, audibled by Q
    – Another 50 yard Pepper Pod “Slide”

    1/4 mile mosey back to parking lot for

    6MOM

    – 30 LBCs
    – 25 Freddy Mercury
    – 30 Dolly
    – 10 Peter Parker

    COT

    Half (yes, HALF) of the pax today were FNGs. F3/NOLA is in growth mode! Now we’re gonna raise the median age a bit (too many #hates). Strong work by each and every one of them. FNG Michael took us out at the end with the prayer. FNG Aaron, claiming to be “not even tired” after COP, ended up pretty gassed after the Jack Webb Legs — but he still finished strong! FNG Shane M. encountered the losing end of a fireant attack up the hill and came back sporting huge welts — I think you’ve earned your nickname. Nicknames for all you FNGs at your second post.

    Healthy chatter during the Jacob’s Ladder, and on up until about Jack Webb #5…then nothing but the Roosters.

    Pepper Pod Slides? It’s what happens when you Pepper Pod on the run in an inch of standing water. So much fun we had to do that again. And again.

    Chili Sauce posts with a 45 lb. weight vest, and then does an Insanity Workout every afternoon. #beastmode

  • Crawl Daddy

    It was a great morning for some F3.  Game 5 brought the hammer down on the gang with some serious crawling.

    The Thang:

    SSH x15 (IC)

    Bone Crusher Set  (listed below and later referred to as Bone Crusher Set)
    Bone Crushers x10
    Merkins x10
    10 sec. Plank
    10 sec. Right Side Plank
    10 sec. Left Side Plank
    Merkins x5

    ½ mile run

    Bone Crusher Set
    LBC x50

    25 yd. Frog Jump
    25 yd. Bear Crawl
    25 yd. Forward Crab Walk

    25 yd. Frog Jump
    25 yd. Bear Crawl
    25 yd. Forward Crab Walk

    150 yd. mosey to hill

    LBC x50
    Merkin x10
    Jump Squats (180 degree turns) x20
    Mtn Climbers (knee to opp. Elbow) x20

    Dragon Crawl up the hill
    Dragon Crawl down the hill

    LBC x50

    Dragon Crawl up the hill
    Jog down to soccer field

    60 yd. Pepper Pod
    30 yd. Bear Crawl
    30 yd. Crab Walk

    60 yd. Sprint x2

    Burpees x10
    SSH x15 (IC)
    Merkin x10

    25 yd. Walking Lunge
    25 yd. Bear Crawl
    25 yd. Crab Walk

    LBC x50

    ¾ mile run back to meeting point

    10 partner pull-ups

    COT

    Moleskin
    Two nicknames were bestowed upon the former FNG Joun and FNG Cameron.  Joun will now be known as Bout That.  Cameron will now be known as Chilli Sauce.  It looks like it might be time to break out a shovel flag.

     

    To go through a Game 5 workout is no joke but it’s nice to look back at what you’ve accomplished at the end.  The forward crab walks did a serious number on the triceps but this group adapted and overcame.  All of the crawling had the group talking about the family found in Turkey that walked on all fours.  Three of them had only ever walked on two palms and two feet.

     

    Looking forward to next Tuesday.

     

  • For Sparta

    (…posted on behalf of The Wiz…)

    3 posted for a beautiful New Orleans morning work out and a new Spartan is born into the world.

    The Thang:

    ½ mile jog from Audobon Golf Course to the levee

    Warmup:

    • SSH x15
    • Imp Walker x15
    • Merkin x15
    • Mountain Climbers x15

    ¼ mile jog to the Soccer Field

    • Sister Mary Catherine x20 each leg
    • 20 yd. down and back run
    • Mohktar N’diaye x10
    • 20 yd. down and back run
    • Burpees x10
    • 20 yd. down and back run
    • Spiderman Merkin x10
    • 20 yd. down and back run
    • Mtn . Climbers

    REPEAT

    • 20 yd. Frog Jump
    • 20 yd. Kong
    • 20 yd. Bear Crawl
    • 20 yd. Dragon Walk

    Jacob’s Ladder (7) Pepper Pod SSH and Burpees w/ a Mtn. Climber Modification

    1/8 mile jog

    6 MOM

    • Back Scratcher
    • Alt. Leg Curl Crunch
    • Push Thru Crunch
    • Alt. Leg Lifts
    • Arm Reaching Crunch
    • Legs Up Touch
    • Double Crunch

    ½ mile run back to our starting point

    Burn out set of Pull-ups

    COT

    Moleskin

    A huge congratulations goes out to J. Diddy and his family on the birth of their new baby boy. I’m sure he came out Bear Crawling and we expect to see him at an F3 workout by the end of the week.

    This morning was a quieter day than we’ve experienced lately with a few guys being gone out of town but the three that came to be punished laid it all out there.

    FNG Cameron was welcomed in the hard way but turned out a strong effort.

    We’re looking forward to a beast of a Thursday with Game 5 and J Diddy rolling back into the mix.

  • Super Soaker

    (…posted on behalf of The Wiz…)

    Game 5 pulled no punches this morning in his thrashing of the PAX…

    The Thang:

    ½ mile jog from Audobon Golf Course to the levee

    Bone Crusher Set (listed below and later referred to as Bone Crusher Set)

    • Bone Crushers x10
    • Merkins x10
    • 10 sec. Plank
    • 10 sec. Right Side Plank
    • 10 sec. Left Side Plank
    • Merkins x5

    LBC x50
    SSH x20 (IC)
    30 yd Frog Jumps

    Bone Crusher Set

    LBC x50
    SSH x20 (IC)
    30 yd Frog Jumps

    LBC x50
    Merkins x15
    SSH x20 (IC)

    1/8 mile run to big hill

    Dragon Walk up frontside of hill
    Bear Crawl down backside of hill
    (repeat back to other side)

    LBC x30
    SSH x15 (IC)

    Bone Crusher Set

    180 Degree Jump Squats x10
    Sister Mary Catherines x20 each leg
    SSH x15 (IC)

    50 yd. Mosey to Soccer Field

    50 yd. Bear Crawl
    50 yd. Pepper Pod (5 step sprint and fall)

    180 degree jump squats x10
    Mountain Climbers x20

    ¼ mile jog

    Bone Crusher Set

    Jump Squat x10
    LBC x30
    Sister Mary Catherine x20 each leg

    ½ mile jog back to our starting point

    Bone Crusher Set

    LBC x20
    Partner Pull-ups x10

    COT

    Moleskin

    It was a great day for all the guys in F3 NOLA! We triumphed through wetlands and mud… just the way we like it! All guys pushed hard; nobody gave in…going the whole time with no more than a 5-10 sec breather between any excercise.

    FNG Joun has joined the club and we are always happy to take in another soldier.

    J. Diddy has a gift breaking down the COT….awesome every single time!

    Anybody see HAM?

  • Run and Fun

    To better prepare ourselves for the June 8 Marine Corps Run Amuck, the Rough Riders opted for a lot of running today.  Come to think of it, we opted for a lot of other stuff as well.

    The thang:

    5 mile run and other fun: Memorial Bridge to the Watergate steps, past the Watergate Hotel, down the the Georgetown waterfront, then across Key Bridge back to TR Island.  We stopped roughly every half-mile for a variety of fun activities, such as:

    -50 merkins

    -50 dips (on Memorial Bridge)

    -Jacob’s ladder to 5 on Watergate steps, with burpies at the top (x2, x4, x6, x8, x10)

    – 50 LBCs in cadence (IC)

    -25 decline merkins

    -25 step-ups

    -50 prisoner squats

    -25 more decline merkins

    -50 low flutters IC

    The moleskine:

    Having not worn a watch on this workout – and with 5 miles of running and all those exercises thrown in – I kept wondering how much over an hour we were going to go.  But upon our arrival back at TR Island Bunny Rabbit said we’d clocked in at 55 minutes.  So I think it’s safe to say that our fitness level has dramatically increased in the six months since we began.  (Six months ago I, for one, would have passed out sometime around the Watergate Hotel – or possibly just after all those burpies.)

    The Pax began discussing the September Goruck Nasty.  We’ll see how the relatively short Run Amuck goes next month before we make hard commitments to that beast, but it sure sounds like fun.  And at $1.00 apiece, it’s hard to pass up even PBR.