F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • El Wire’s Revenge Q

    A chilly Feb pre-Mardi Gras AM. With 13 PAX circled up and waiting for the joy that El Wire would bring us.

    We started with a long MOSEY to the soccer field in front of the ZOO.
    About halfway there – Nip/Tuck had to bail bc he wasn’t feeling well. Tclaps for the early wake up – Hope you get well!

    Circled up for the warm up: A Jack O Rama
    25 SSH, 25 smurf jacks, 25 plank Jacks, and 25 Seal jacks, 20 merks, and sealed with 10 burpees

    Then we had a medium mosey over to the LEVEE for 8’s.
    We did V-ups at the bottom and burpees at the top.

    Then we did a LONG mosey to the highest point in NOLA. The Hill on the Levee. At the HILL El Wire got his revenge for us picking on him about the HUMAN Centipede. I keep waiting for that to return.
    So we 5 merks bear crawl up the levee, bear crawl down the levee, 20 shoulder taps on the other side, then we bear crawl backwards up the levee and down the levee still backwards. Rinse and repeat 3 times.

    Then we did a medium mosey to exit to the FLY. Here we did 25 shoulder taps on the tracks for some Wiley Coyote. Some mumblechatter about the appearance of coyotes on the levee lately.
    Then we had the long mosey to the flag.

    A really nice COT reflection with El Wire reminding us to appreciate the people who support us in life and in our jobs.

    This BB posted by RY until he can offer a bbschool next Q by Wire.

  • Levee Work

    “It’s hard work getting there, but the view is much better at the top” – a wise man

    Five men gathered and stood aimlessly in the grass  #VSF.  Walleye was scheduled for the Q, but organized a replacement yesterday at The Foundry due to a scheduling conflict.  YHC stepped up to handle, but due to my recent history of fartsacking, Frac Sac and Kim Chi thought we should get some more replacement Qs just in case…Lo and behold, YHC did post and without a minute to spare, gave the DISCLAIMER, and we were off.

    The Thang

    Mosey around the fountain (not on…C’mon, Mitch!) and over to a grassy area.

    COP #1: Warmup

    20x SSH IC
    20x Plank Jacks IC
    20x Chilly Jacks IC (aka Low Plank Jacks)
    20x Smurf Jacks IC …. no Cowbell joke today since he wasnt there, the Pax was sad:

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    10x Single Leg Squat-Reach-Jump IC (R)
    10x Single Leg Squat-Reach-Jump IC (L)

    Enough for now, mosey to the levee and line up at the bottom.

    OYO: Jacob’s Ladder

    Pax runs up the levee, does 1x burpee at the top, then runs down the levee. Increase burpee reps by the number of levees you did.  Plank and wait once you do 7x burpees.  The great thing about Jacob’s Ladder is the synergy that forms between burpees and levees.  It makes everything else suck less!

    Once we had out six, we moseyed (what is the past tense of mosey?) down to a lit-up, grassy area.

    COP #2: Jack Webbs (1:2 Ratio)

    Pax does a merkin, then two air presses.  Increase merkins by 1 rep until 10x merkins; increase air presses by 2 reps until 20x air presses.  The hard part is the air presses!

    Mosey back up the levee and partner up.

    OYO: Colonel Trautman #exicon

    Pax #1: Run to the pull up bars and do 3x Pullups, then back up the levee to relieve Pax #2.
    Pax #2: Low Planks (first 3 rounds) / Al Gores (last 2 rounds)

    Mosey back down the levee and circle up.

    COP #3: 6MOM

    15x LBTs IC
    15x Flutter Kicks IC
    15x LBCs IC
    15x Hello Dolly IC
    ….Flapjack….
    15x Superman IC
    15x Rocketman IC
    ….Flapjack….
    15x Crunchy Frog IC
    15x Scissors IC
    ….Flapjack….
    Plankorama: High, Low, High, Right Side, Right Side Reaches x 10IC, High, Left Side, Left Side Reaches x 10IC, Back, Back Jacks x10IC (don’t do these again), High

    Mosey back to the top of the levee.

    OYO: Quadraphilia

    Run down the levee, then back petal up the levee… repeat, repeat, etc… for 3 minutes.

    Back to the VSF, where we held the COT – countoff, namorama, shoutouts, and prayer.  Thanks for letting me lead.

    Moleskin

    Tclaps to Kim Chi for hitting 40 straight post.  He was ready to Q today if YHC didn’t show.  He spilled his potential beatdown (fourties – like elevens, but with fourty total reps each time) to celebrate his achievement.  Pax was grateful YHC didn’t fartsack!

    Basin Run is tonight.  Message on the Groupme for details.

  • NEW-Lafitte’s Plunge

    Four brave men showed up to grow and improve themselves as better swimmers and athletes.

    Start with a 500 yard swim. Next is 200 yard with kick board. Then freestyle to finish the 45 minutes.

    Da Parish posted 5 workouts in a row at Water World and changed the name to “Lafitte’s Plunge”. Great Name! See you next Thursday at Lafitte’s Plunge.

    Countoff, namerama, announcements, shoutout, prayers….

  • “Extreme Couponing”

    The PAX gathered at the trailhead on a much colder than expected morning. The thang started with a warmup at the trailhead with ssh, iw, mountain climbers, hillbillies, and arm circles all 15x in cadence.

    Afterwards YHC supplied everyone in the pax with their very own coupon with which we mosey’d down to the justice center. A few in the PAX fell a little behind not sure what happened to them but everyone caught up and we started our next exercise. A 12 minute AMRAP of 10 burpees, 10 box jumps, and a mosey up the stairs down the ramp and back to start.

    After the AMRAP we headed for a ledge and did another two-minute AMRAP of vertical toe-touch bounces as #1 and lateral toe touch bounces as #2. YHC would call out randomly which exercise was up and the pax never stopped through the 2 minutes.

    After our second AMRAP workout we slowly made our way down the aisle of benches with 10 pushups, 10 coupon presses and a walk to each bench, repeat at each stop. About 6 stops total. 10 count. Then turn around and head back to the starting point this time switching out the coupon press for a shoulder exercise that chewy introduced us (the name of which YHC cant seem to recall the name of at this moment).

    After our final set of our coupon rally. We head back to the starting point for a quick mary of dolly’s, flutter kicks, and jane fonda’s.

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    name-o-rama

    and chewy prayed us out

  • Spartacus Redux

    Can’t get too much Spartacus…

    DISCLAIMER and let’s mosey to the Warm-Up COP:
    -SSH x 30 IC
    -IW x 30 IC
    -Arm Circles x 30 IC (15 ea. dir.)
    -J-Lo’s x 20 IC
    Grab a rock, medium, one you won’t drop on your head…Let’s mosey to the shelter (cuz it has benches).
    It’s time for some Spartacus. The timer on my phone had us working out for 1 minute with a 15 sec rest for each exercise:
    -Goblet Squat w/ rock
    -Feet-Elevated Mountain Climbers
    -Kettlebell Swing w/ rock
    -T-Pushups
    -Step up, alternating legs with or without rocks
    -Rock Row
    -Side Lunge and Touch Rock (like moving the virtual rock pile back and forth)
    -Merkins
    -Rock Lunge and Rotation
    -Rock Push Press
    Rinse and Repeat for a total of two rounds.

    There’s just enough time to send the rocks home and do some Mary before we head to the flag.
    -LBC x 30 IC
    -Penguins x 20 IC
    -Flutter kicks x 30 IC

    COT: countoff, namerama, announcements, shoutouts and a prayer. See you in the Gloom!

  • Beware of Loose Shorts and Fat Tires

    Last week I added the Coastie to the Q sheet and jumped on the first available Q.  After today, you may not want that to happen again.  To prevent it sign up to Q here, dates are available for the rest of the year.

    So I rolled in with my cargo shorts, fat tires, spoke lights, and safety vest ready to lead a group of guys that actually know what they are doing on a bicycle and look the part.  Much to my pleasure, one of my own was there waiting for me.  JV must have heard that a fellow fat tire had the lead today and came out to show his support.  YHC started things off with the COT – cause that’s how we roll at the Coastie.  After counting to 7 and providing our names, YHC reminded the Pax that today is Valentine’s Day and in that vein shared a part of DREDDs Q-source on the M.  The point that I stressed is that in our relationship with our wives, we are either accelerating or decelerating.  If we consider ourselves in maintenance mode, then we are decelerating.  “The Q never thinks of maintaining his marriage. He always focuses on Accelerating it.”

    The Thang

    Warm up – Ride to Causeway (1.75 miles) and then re-group for further instruction.  At least that was the plan, but not well executed by the Q.  At Causeway we happened upon a barricade.  Da Parrrrrrish surmised that it must be for vehicles and not bikes, since there was just enough room for a bike to pass.  This seemed like perfect logic so we pressed on.  As we came to the top of the levee we saw two lights that we thought might be the POPO.  It wasn’t, just two fellow bikers.   They warned us of another barricade at Cleary (how you know where Cleary is while you are on the lake?  I’m not sure.)

    Tabata on Wheels – after regrouping I instructed the pax to do 4 minutes of Tabata – 20 second sprint and 10 second coast; repeat 8 times.  I planned to start this at Causeway, but while we were talking to the Not POPO, JV took off, fat tires and all.  So the first part of the workout became catching up to JV.  By the time we caught him we figured we were close enough to Cleary that we should pass that barricade before starting Tabata.

    Once we finally started it was glorious.  7 bikers sprinting as hard as they can for 20 second intervals on a narrow lakefront trail in the dark while passing bikers and runners both ways.  At one point, one of the oncoming bikers called one of us by name.  It must have been a birth name, because I didn’t recognize it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSC3Z1a-sbg

    I adhere to Tool’s philosophy that we should try anything once (except folk dancing and incest).  I think the Tabata on wheels is worth trying again, but take that with a grain of salt.  I also think working out with the Police Barricades and doing Yoga are worth trying again.

    For the rest of the workout, it was everyone at their own pace to the casino.  At the Treasure Chest YHC met up with Da Parish, Triple Shift, Woz, and Moped.  Apparently Bongo and JV turned around earlier, or were arrested by the POPO, or beat up by some other bikers….I don’t know.  Triple Shift and Woz carried on to the next parish, while the rest of us headed back toward Bucktown.

    Thanks for letting me lead and remember – if you enjoy the Coastie, sign up to Q.

     

     

     

  • 610 Stomp #78

    “You either get better, or you get worse… you never stay the same” – Professional Athlete / Coach

    A Pax of eight (7 men & 1 K9) met around….nothing…. where are the Shovel Flags?!?  Does the Uptown Pax use them for picnic blankets or warming cuddlers (e.g. Snuggies) at their AOs?

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    It would make sense due to colder temps we are experiencing this Wintummer.

    I’m off topic…apologies… let’s get to it, but first….DISCLAIMER….

    The Thang

    Typical bayou route, but turn around after 10 minutes.  Stop every 6 min for a round of Merkins.   I believe the whole Pax made it to bridge on Bayou St John to turn around (Tclaps). After the run, the Merk count was 90 (3 sets x 30 Merks).

    Since it’s Valentine’s Day, and we need to look good for our ladies, YHC explained the 2/14 routine, which was 2 burpees / 14 merkins.  We did a round of this at the track entrance to bring our Merk count to 104.  Quick mosey over to the track.

    Sprint Work:  Pax sprinted 100 meters, performed the 2/14 routine, walked 50 meters, moseyed 50 meters, repeat.  We did 3 laps, which equals 6 rounds; and it brought our merk count up to 188.

    COP #1: 6MOM

    20x Lazy Boys IC
    15x Putins IC
    15x Lazy Boys w/ Arm Raises IC
    15x Lazy Boys w/ Arm Raises & Knee Curls IC
    8x R. Leg Curls & Raises IC
    8x L. Leg Curls & Raises IC

    Pax believe YHC makes this stuff up…sometimes… but in reality, the credit has to go to Shaun T. Either way, it sucks….and that’s the point!

    Back to the track.  We did a 40 Merks / 4 Lap Challenge for the remaining 10 min.  Pax completed this easily.  Merk count to 228.

    Since we had a VSF, we gathered at the track entrance due to time, where we held the COT, which included Countoff, Nameorama, and Prayer (for the sick, families of the sick, and for all to respect one another.)

    Moleskin

    The Pax at the Stomp definitely got better today!  They were flying through the park and around the track.  The track team even raised an eyebrow or two this gloom!  Best of all, Cowbell was sucking wind:

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    Kim Chi is still raising the bar for most consecutive post in 2017.  I believe he surpassed 40!  To some, that may be respectable, but what’s better than 40 you say??  Yes, it is in fact 50!  I mean, you don’t get “respect” until you’re in the 50 and older club.

  • Footfree Does Not Mean PainLESS

    YHC made the mistake of going to The Skinny on Monday (mostly because he couldn’t find his car keys to get to Rock City): bad judgment.  Left foot in bad shape.  It’s hell getting old.  No posts Tuesday or Wednesday; had to resort to Water World on Thursday.  So this morning’s post would be true to The Uptowner: no fancy footwork.  So that leaves lots of other body parts to abuse … er, improve.

    After a disclaimer, THE THANG, which went approximately like this:

    • Double-slow squats (in a 13 count, most of the time: four to squat, four down, four up, and one for the count): 25xIC
    • Left foot over right foot stretch: 20xIC (Tclaps to Kim Chee for how to count)
    • Right foot over left foot stretch: 20xIC
    • Merkins: 25xIC
    • Diamond Merkins: 25xIC
    • Elf on the Shelf (to the right foot): 25xIC
    • Elf on the Shelf (to the left foot): 25xIC
    • Tricep behind the head curl: 25xIC
    • Russian twists (con rock): 25xIC
    • Flutter kicks (con rock): 25xIC
    • On belly, for Ys, Ts and Ws: 25xIC each
    • Fence sitting: 1m30s
    • Fence sitting with overhead press: 25xIC
    • Fence sitting: 1m30s
    • Upper arm curls (definitely not for the girls), or head bangers: 25xIC
    • Dead lifts(???): 25xIC
    • LBCs: 100 (or 101) xIC (YHC wanted to go to 125 a la HVAC What the Hell?, but the PAX revolted at 100)
    • Left-staggered merkin: 15xIC
    • Right-staggered merkin: 15xIC

    Apologies to the PAX because I know the list above is probably somewhat out of order, is certainly missing a roung or two and may include one or two that didn’t happened.  But, hey, YHC’s foot did find: his pecs and biceps, that’s another matter.  But you don’t get stronger without a good DownPAINment.

  • Preblast: Rebooting The F3 Super Bowl – The Mud Run

    F3 is gearing up for the next installment of our annual Super Bowl, the Ultimate Mud Run. We aren’t just doing another Mud Run this year. The men of F3 Summerville are rebooting the whole dang thing.

    After many successful events put on by the Columbia regions of F3, Ken Doll wrote “you may have noticed a steady drop in attendance over the past few Mud Run events. In addition, the enthusiasm for our Super Bowl has waned.”

    It’s true. Very true. So we’re starting over and giving you a reason to come back out and fellowship with over 500 of your brothers from every F3 region.

    Some things will remain the same. We’ll have a big tent. We’ll have a beer boat. But you’re going to see a lot of changes.

    For starters – only one Mud Run in 2017. It will be the Spring one held on May 20th. And it’s going to be epic. Bet on it!

    Best of all – more competition and more partying!

    You’ll see:

    1. A longer after party.
    2. A new tailgating row (Second F Village if anyone asks) with tents from every region.
    3. More competition before, during and after the run. Think awards for a Respect crew, Rucking crew, F3 Olympics and much more. We’ll announce all that soon.
    4. A more competitive starting order.
    5. A competition to see who can chug more beers than Team Unicorn Slaughterhouse Death Match – certainly going to happen, maybe, probably not.

    What: 2017 Mud Run – The Super Bowl of F3

    When: Saturday, May 20th | 0700

    Cost: $60 per person

    How: Click here – http://f3summerville.com/mud-run-spring-2017/
    (after signing up here you will be sent to a page with the PayPal link for payment)

    IMPORTANT: You will sign up for the Mud Run individually. Your Region Nantan will appoint Region Mud Run Q. You should report your team name and members to your Region Mud Run Q. Additional information will be sent to your Region Nantan and Mud Run Q later.

    UPDATE 1 | May 8, 2017

    • We currently have about 325 F3 men doing the race.
    • Sign-up ASAP. YES, you can still sign up today. http://f3summerville.com/mud-run-spring-2017/
    • Donate to the Hidden Wounds foundation at the below link. This is a worthy cause and we will be presenting them a check at the race site. https://facebook.com/donations-f3-summerville-causes/
    • Form your team and let the Mud Run Q for your AO know who is on it and the team name prior to 10 May. If this is not done by 10 May, you will be placed on a team of our choosing. Don’t assume just because you put it in some hidden thread or mentioned it over a beverage two months ago that he has your team info. POC for this is Banjo cupoe13@gmail.com
    • If you “think” your team is a competitive team and worthy of being placed at the front of the pack with other studs, contact the Mud Run Q for your AO prior to 10 May as well.
    • Contact the Mud Run Q for your AO prior to 10 May and sign-up for F3 Village games. POC for this is Goose r.w.martier@gmail.com
    • Team Captains print and sign the race waiver which can be found at the below site. Each team must have a waiver signed by all team members with them upon checking in for the race. http://www.ultimatechallengemudrun.org/

    DAY OF EVENT TIMELINE:

    • 0730 gates open for the masses.
    • 0815 BOM
    • 0830 Race starts
    • 0852 First F3 team steps off
    • F3 games will go at approximately 1130 or as determined by Goose.
    • Food and beverage vendors will be on site. Please support the vendors that support the race.
    • ENDEX is TBD, expect late afternoon/early evening.
    • If you plan to drink, plan NOW for a Designated Driver.

  • Where are the Side Straddle Hops?

    YHC came in hot as the clock ticked over to 6:31 while 28 Pax already waited in the dawning of a beautiful morning, two others were running in as I barked out the disclaimer and tied my shoes. We made a tiny mosey into the peristyle and the 31 of us filled the place.

    Warm up COP

    YHC clearly called out the first exercise at Low Slow Squats and the Pax shouted it back.. “in cadence, begin” and Bogey and his buddy (was it FracSac or Rudy, I can’t remember) started doing SSH instead. Bogey continued to mumble about wanted to side straddle throughout the beatdown.

    LSS ic x 30
    Imperial Walkers ic x 30
    Peter Parkers ic x 20
    Merkins ic x 15
    Burpees oyo x 15

    Now that everyone was good and warm, we took a mosey down past the coffeeteria to the big grassy area next to NOMA for a parade of animals. We lined up about 25 yards from the train tracks to begin.

    Backwards bear crawls
    a nice flowing skip on back (stretching humility and masculinity while stretching the hips)

    Booboo bear crawls (switch lags half way)
    skip on back

    Burpee Broad jumps
    plank and wait

    YHC let the Pax (and himself) get a 30 count. I think I let Bogey work the numbers. Then we took a long mosey over to the Foundry. Rudy was driving the pace, and continued to do so for the rest of our moseys. What’s with that guy?

    Foundry Circuit (groups of 3 +1)

    1. Burpees had the count x 10
    2. step ups
    3. hanging leg raises
    4. pullups
    5. hip slappers
    6. step ups (yes, again)
    7. dips
    8. merkins
    9. squats
    10. plank

    Rinse and repeat with the Burpees on a 5 count

    At this point, Squeegee had to make like a baby and the mumble chatter was getting mildly mutinous. Everyone got their panties unbundled as we took a Duct Tape 30 count then chased Rudy back to our grassy spot by the tracks and NOMA.

    Mary’s COP

    Mountain climbers ic x 20
    LBCs ic x 20
    cross body mtn climbers ic x 15
    flutter kicks ic x 15
    spider monkey climbers ic x 15
    spider man merkins ic x 10 or 8?
    hup hup lung jumps in hup hup cadence x 15

    YHC was struggling on the cadences; breath was getting hard to come by. Hup hups got the Pax rejuvenated and the nearly silenced mumble chatter kicked back in. YHC called someone else out for a 30 count then the Pax moseyed over to the great lawn, chasing Rudy. Rudy didn’t know what awaited him at said lawn or he might have slowed his roll a bit.

    Sprints

    20 yard sprints with a jog back on your own for 2.5 min

    And the Pax mostly stumbled back to the flag after making sure Flyboy aka Simba got up from the grass. Dude flew a couple yards before kissing the big ball with his six. A couple of guys were still sprinting back to the flag. Probably Rudy and definitely Hawg. They must not have worked hard enough.

    COT

    We lost Mulligan somewhere, but named the FNG Cupcake after his father, Cake Man.

    Closed out with the Lord’s Prayer aka the Our Father.

    YHC thoroughly enjoyed qing this large Pax – largest ever for me.

    Great work fellas #tclaps
    the mumble chatter was spirited and hilarious #keepitup

    #howmanyentendres?