Category: New Orleans

  • The Privateer’s Revenge

    YHC sent our feelers via GroupMe about swimming some laps at 0800 this morning.   That is the earliest time the NORD pools open.   Due to the new management at UNO, the pool is no longer free and no long available at 0530.   As we like to say in F3, modify if needed.

    The Thang

    • w/u – 500 Free with as little stoppage as possible
    • 150 Free Zipper Drill
    • 125 Free 3-6-3 Drill
    • 10 Rower Sit ups + 100 Free x 7
    • 200 Free c/d
    • 50 Breast c/d

    NMM:  For those PAX looking for a low impact (on your knees) workout, let me know your availability to swim.  There are several NORD pool around the City; indoor pools in the Lower 9th & Armstrong Park open at 0800, and the outdoor pool at Audubon Park at 0800.   If any PAX are interested in competing in a Triathlon, Mahatma Ice & I are looking at the Sugarman  Triathlon on 10/7/18 (500m/15mi/5K) and there is a Duathlon as well (2.7mi/15mi/5K).

    SYITG,

    Da Parish

     

  • Track to the Foundry

    YHC arrived at the Foundry AO a few minutes early, allowing for a sincere welcome to each Pax as they arrived.  One never knows how many will post at the Foundry, some weeks it’s a few, others it’s a pack.  This day we had 11 total, which is a great number.  0530 hit, time for the disclaimer.  During the disclaimer, YHC revisited the term “Whiskey Dicking”, which is basically the act of not doing something because it’s too hard.  The disclaimer is to modify to prevent injury, while pushing yourself beyond what you thought you could do.  YHC doesn’t see Whiskey Dicking as an issue in our ranks, but it is fun to say!  Give it a try!

    Mosey to the track warm up area for the warm up

    SSH IC x 31
    ISW IC x 10
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Shoulder Taps IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20

    Mosey onto the track for Bataan Death March
    Line up in 2 columns
    Regular Indian Run with last man dropping off to do 5 burpees, then sprint to front.
    Continue doing Indian run until each pax in both columns complete 5 burpees

    Back to the warm up area for

    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10 (gotta fit them in!)

    Mosey to the Foundry for Stations

    Station 1 – Dips AMRAP
    Station 2 – Rower Situps AMRAP
    Station 3 – Step ups/Box jumps AMRAP
    Station 4 – Pull Ups AMRAP
    Station 5 – Run to walking/biking trail, 10 burpees, run back (timer)

    Completed 2 evolutions with second round of 5 burpees due to time.

    Mosey back to Shovel Flags

    Rower situps IC x 10 while waiting for the 6.

    COT

    Count off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, closed with a prayer.

    Lots of events coming up, check the email and group me. Several Pax and families traveling in the upcoming week, prayers to keep them safe on their journey.

    NMM

    Thibodaux is back in town and has been posting at numerous AO’s. We always enjoy seeing him, and look forward to his next visit. On Saturday he is headed back to Shanghai, and we wish him a safe journey.
    YHC looked back to find when the term Whiskey Dicking (verb) was first used in F3 Nola.  On 27 April, 2016, Tool led the beatdown at the Birdcage, and encouraging everyone to give 100%, he tossed out the term from the lexicon defined as “Half stepping through a workout or other event.  More generally, execution of anything without sufficient zeal.”  Well said!

    Great looking group at the Foundry! Thanks for posting with me today!

  • Stomp #150 – Faster and Stronger Together

    If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.” – Henry Ford

    Before most people rolled out of bed this morning, 15 men got faster and stronger by posting at the The Stomp, a F3 running workout that meets every Tuesday in City Park, with this week being our 150th beatdown.  Some might ask, why would a bunch of guys drive from their homes to another location to simply run and maybe crank out a few body weight exercises?  Surely that can be done by walking out your front door and moseying down your street.  Burpees and core work can be done anywhere, right?   No need to get in a car and drive to do that, right?  Well for many of us, meeting up as a group, when possible, to do these things seems to help in several ways.  If you’re reading this, you probably grasp this already and routinely post at F3 workouts to push yourself, push others, break the boredom, and try exercise routines you may not normally do on your own.  Plus you get to heckle the usual suspects, rib on Hawg for always being late, as well as enjoy the 2nd F and 3rd F in the process.  For YHC, the Tuesday Stomp has been one I rarely miss since I know I’ll probably run further and/or faster that I would solo.  It also makes me put my running shoes on at 5:10 instead of 20-30-40min later and squeezing in a quick, lazy run before work.  For those that enjoy running and haven’t posted on Tuesdays, I suggest you put it on your radar.

    As the PAX trickled in, cool to see some a few more guys than usual.  Hopefully they weren’t expecting YHC to have some elaborate plan in store.  As go time came near, the plan was to run the Bayou route, 20 min out and 20 min back, but with a little twist…to try to start as a group and finish as a group.  Therefore we formed two lines for an Indian Run to the museum, then keep going at your own pace toward the bayou.  Once back at the flag, turn around and run back to sweep the six in an effort to finish as a group.  The IR went well with a 8:40 pace which is probably faster than most of us would have started with…t-claps to the PAX for pushing hard.  T-claps to Hawg for catching up to us despite being tardy, again.  Total distance covered varied from approx 3-5 miles.

    Once back, we had 4 minutes for the finale, or “sealing the deal”.  Since BURPEES were part of the original 610 Stomp, it was only fitting to work some in.  We partnered up for a burpee/plank countdown.  PAX 1 knocked out 10 burpees, while PAX 2 held a low plank.  Flip flop, then a round of 9 burpees, then 8,…with time running out around the 7-8 mark for most.  T-claps to Cowbell for demonstrating his new plank form with knees touching the ground…you get a pass since you helped lead the running pack.

    COT to cap things off.  YHC intended to bring up some cool pep-talk like stuff regarding the 150th Stomp milestone, however the run and burpees brought on a sweaty buzz.  Announcements include lots of races and events coming up so check your email or GroupMe if interested.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    Tool

  • Suicide Squad

    19 PAX woke up to this beautiful morning for a July beat down at the Skinny.  Started with our standard disclaimer, we went straight to the warm up.  All in cadence count – 25 SSH, 15 Forward Arm Circles, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Backward Arm Circles, and 15 Hill Billies.

    We moseyed off to the track to our first station.  We broke up the PAX into 4 groups with the following exercises.  Group 1 – 10 pull-ups (the count), Group 2 – lunges, Group 3 – merkins, and Group 4 – plank jacks.  We did one full rotation.  We then moseyed across Magazine Street to one of the fields in front of Audubon Zoo.  Magically, there were about 10 cones set up to resemble a flag football field.  Each cone was about 10 yards apart.  Because of the perfect set up, we decided to do some suicide drills.

    Suicide Drills

    1.) OYO – jog to the first cone, sprint back, 10 merkins.  Rinse and repeat to the 2nd and 3rd cone.  Total = 30 merkins.

    2.) OYO – Jog backwards to the first cone, sprint back, 10 squats.  Rinse and repeat to the 2nd and 3rd cone.  Total = 30 squats.

    3.) OYO – bear crawl to the first cone and back, 10 merkins.  Bear crawl to the 2nd cone and back, end with another set of 10 merkins.  Total = 20 merkins with nonstop bear crawl.

    4.) With a partner – facing each other, side hop / jog to the first cone and back, 3 burpees. Rinse and repeat to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th cone.  Total = 12 burpees and a lot side-hopping.

    5.) *Iron Sharpens Iron Challenge of the Day* – With a partner – wheelbarrow your partner to the first cone, 5 rower or traditional sit-ups at the first cone.  Let your partner wheelbarrow you to the 2nd cone, 10 rower or traditional sit-ups at the 2nd cone.  Wheelbarrow your partner to the 3rd cone, 15 rower or traditional sit-ups at the 3rd cone.  Let your partner wheelbarrow you to the 4th cone, 20 rower or traditional sit-ups at the 4th cone.  Total – 50 sit-ups with alternate wheelbarrowing and crawling between partners.

    6.) OYO – jog to the first cone, sprint back, 10 merkins.  Rinse and repeat to the 2nd and 3rd cone.  Total = 30 merkins.

    7.) OYO – crab crawl to the first cone and back.

    We then completed the day with some more core exercises: dying cockroach IC x 20, penguin IC x 20, American Hammer IC x 17 (I tried to do 20 but didn’t happen).  We then moseyed back to the flag and finished right at 6:15 a.m.

    We ended with count-o-rama, name-o-rama, announcements/intentions, and prayers.  I feel very blessed and honored that I get a chance to lead the PAX.  Thank You for pushing me to post on a regular basis. And welcome back Chiquita!!!

    SYITG

    King Kong

     

  • VQ for the Mambi at Rock City

    YHC had a hard time falling asleep the night before his VQ. YHC wanted to be PRO, thinking about his workout, the F3 Lingo / Lexicon, and time management. Finally fell asleep, it seemed as if the alarm went off shortly after.

    Pulled up to the infamous Rock City, (where F3 Men workout) to already see a handful of PAX ready to train, YHC walked up to wait for 5:30 to start. It was time for the disclaimer and we began.

    14 Hard Charging F3 brothers (PAX) mosey to the PIT for the warmup

    • SSH IC x 25
    • Sun Gods (Arms Circles) 10 fwd, 10 back
    • Windmills IC x 15
    • Peter Parker IC x 10
    • Parker Peter IC x 16
    • Burpees x 10

    PAX pick out his ROCK and mosey to the running track.

    Part 1

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

    Part 2

    Line up on the back of the end zone line with ROCK

    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 25-yardline
    • 10 LBC’s
    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 50-yardline
    • 10 Merkins
    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 25-yardline
    • 10 Monkey Humpers

    Mosey with ROCK back to the PIT return PAX ROCKS to the ROCK PIT

    Circle up for Mary

    • LBC IC x 20
    • Leg lifts IC x 20
    • Dying Cockroach IC x 10
    • American Hammer IC x 10
    • Penguins IC x 10

    Mosey back to flag

    COT

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

  • Back to the Roots

    Too many moons ago I did my last Q at the Mothership.  My last Q was based on a book I had read the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.  This time I wanted to focus on the roots of F3 a simple straight forward no frills beat-down.

    Disclaimer

    Mosey to the Great Lawn

    Warm Up – IW 30, SSH 30, Arm Circles F 15, Arm Circles B 15, Peter Parker 20, Parker Peter 20, Plank Jacks 20, Low Plank Peter Parter 10, Low Plank Parker Peter 10, Low Plank Jacks 10

    Mosey to the fountain in front of NOMA – wait for 6

    Mosey to the Singing  Tree

    Bearmuda Triangle – A triangle (approx 20 yard sides) was setup in the tall ant infested grass.  We divided into 3 groups.  Bear Crawl to cone 1 perform 1 burpee – Bear Crawl to cone 2 perform 2 burpees –  Bear Crawl to cone 3 perform 3 burpees.  Rinse Repeat.  Rinse Repeat.

    Mosey to open field

    16s Floyd Mayweathers & Monkey Humpers.

    Mosey to pier

    Jack Web 1:2 to 10 merkings

    Mosey back to water fountain by NOMA fountain

    1 MOM LBC 30

    Announcements/Intentions/Prayer/Coffeteria/Bible Study

    Welcome FNG – Quiche.  I think he was EH’d by the Wiz.

    This work out paid subtle tribute to some of my favorite F3 beat downs.  First to Roots –   YHC was happy to see Roots make his way from Uptown and deliver the third shovel flag of the day.  My first workout was at the Birdcage with non other than OG Roots as the Q.  It was quiet, intense, and intimidating.  In other words it was awesome.  2nd to Douille –  who taught me that low plank Peter Parkers and Plank Jacks are possible (there were doubters today).   Finally to Maverick (somewhere on the Northshore) who previously took the pax to the pier for Jack Webs.  Thanks to last months ISI challenge I could complete 10 rounds this time.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • Boom Chuga Luga Luga Boom

    What rolls down stairs
    alone or in pairs,
    and over your neighbor’s dog?

    Well the PAX would soon find out! With a tardy pushed we ventured into an uncharted sea of possibilities. In the shadow of the Wolfpack Mountain we sojourned into the quads of Tulane.

    A warm up of Pete Parkers x21, Burpees x10, Arm Circles Forward and Reverse x21, SSH x21.

    We then moseyed on across Frerret to the Navy Building for pick up an FNG and our new toy

    What’s great for a snack,
    And fits on your back?
    It’s log, log, log

    Courtesy of the Naval ROTC unit we borrowed their log the mornings workout.

    We broke up into 3 groups of 5.

    Next we proceeded to do an Indian run where group 3 picked up the log and chased down groups 1&2, pass the log to group 2 then sprinting ahead of group 1. We did this all the way down McCalister to the Riley Center where we turned around and continued back to the engineering quad. Running proved to be a challenge but each group organized themselves quickly. Tclaps Wiley, the shortest of the lot, quickly realized we need to line up tallest to shortest if we were going to achieve anything and that went a long way to get everyone moving better.

    In the quad we rotated through using the log. First round we did log presses x 20, while the waiting groups did Mericans,
    Second round we did log situps x20, while the waiting groups also did situps
    Third and Fourth round was Log Shoulder Presses x 20, while the waiting groups did air presses during the 3rd round, and lunges during the 4th.

    After wards Saban led a Circle of Marry while the 3rd group ran the log home to the Navy building. When the Pax were all reunited a quick pickle pounder and then mosey back to the flag.

    At the circle we had 2 FNGs to add to Uptown vs the World Air Bag & Soup Kitchen

    Inspiration for the workout came from the Art of Manliness which has posted the FM21-20 Army’s Field Manual for Log Training Manual from 1946

    https://www.letssingit.com/ren-and-stimpy-lyrics-log-l8zj5lw
    LetsSingIt – The Internet Lyrics Database

    WWII Army Log Work Outs

  • RED Friday – Jenkins Hero WOD

    8 men (1 FNG) posted for a RED Friday workout tribute to British serviceman Garreth Jenkins.

    Warm-up

    SSH x 20 (I could tell Frac was disappointed), Imperial Walkers x 20, Windmills x 15, then some self-love on your own while YHC gave the instructions to…

    The Thang

    Partner up for

    • 50 Burpees
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Kettle Rock Swings
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Pull-ups
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Merkins
    • 400 meter run

    Partners split reps for exercises however they want for 50 cumulative, then run the 400 meters together.  Complete as many rounds as possible in the 40 minutes.

    NMM

    • First time I’ve seen Mahatma and T-Shift since the bike accident last week.  Glad to see them both.
    • Rocket works at Lockhead Martin and builds cool space vehicles.  I’m pretty jealous.  He walked away with a pretty good name, mainly because we want him to like us and post at the Gnarly Nutria.
    • I’ve never seen Fracsac run so hard.  He was partnered with Triple Shift and I think he was worried that Triple was going to run over him.
    • You would think I would be faster at burpees.  After all, the man behind the curtain running the @f3nation twitter feed posted a video of my perfect barefoot burpee form as a lesson for all.  Yet, I could not keep up with Mahatma.
    • Abacus continues to stand out among the Pax with his understanding of the RED Friday dress code.
    • Notre Dame should hire Walleye as a recruiter.  Show up to Audubon Park at 2100 hours on July 18th and you will see what I mean.
  • Where’s Our Hawaiian Shirts?

    Nip and El Guapo showed up early to Dome Patrol anticipating their new Hawaiian shirts flown straight from Camden Yards.  We don’t know how many Swampcock was able to secure from his Baltimore Birthday Bash last weekend, but we are hoping it is enough for our LARC debut at the Blue Ridge Relay.  YHC showed up late as usual.  I found Nip and El Guapo in boring old running clothes descending the Champion Square Garage.  No Swampcock or Oriole clad Hawaiian shirts in sight.  Oh well.

    We ran what has become the standard DP route:  4.5 miles, 6 Garages.  We held a Triangle of Trust and called it a morning.

    -Hawg