F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Attack the Dawn with Burpees and Happy Birthday Igor! – from Heisenberg

    After some discussion about how to avoid car thefts we moseyed to the Peristyle for a warmup.
    Warmup – OYO 10 Burpees, Pledge of Allegiance, IC IW x 20, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Grass Grabbers x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Abe Vigoda x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Arm Circles X10 Front X 10 Back, , OYO 4 Burpees, IC Plank Jacks x 10, Peter Parker x 10, Parker Peter x 10. Mosey to F3 Fountain for a breather, Mosey to Circle Garden OYO 4 Burpees, Mosey to Roosevelt* Mall
    Route 66 – Starting at the first bench with 1 Burpee and running to next bench adding a burpee at each bench. At bench 7 we lunge walked between benches.
    Hades – Mosey to the City Park Practice Track – Run 100, Jog 100, Run 200, Jog 200, Run 400, Jog 400
    7×7 – Mosey back to Roosevelt Mall and head for the famous Tool Wall. At each bench we did 7 V-Ups for approximately 7 benches.
    Tool Wall – with time running out we did IC 25 Calf Raises
    COT – we were joined by Hawg, Rudy and El Guapo as they finished their 10 miler.

    Coffee at PJ’s on Canal – Be on the Lookout for a new CSAUP involving 5k repeats and roasted pigs and details the first ever NOLA hosted F3 Nation GTE Grow Run in 2023.

    *Did you know Teddy Roosevelt was F3 material? President Theodore Roosevelt was known to be an advocate of physical fitness and regularly engaged in outdoor activities such as hiking and horseback riding. Even as president, he was active enough to put much younger people to shame. “While in the White House,” Roosevelt wrote, “I always tried to get a couple of hours’ exercise in the afternoons.” A couple hours a day! As president! The occasionally sore Theodore Roosevelt, who chose the “strenuous life”—playing tennis or taking cold swims in Rock Creek or the Potomac? Even when he was injured (for instance, he lost sight in one eye from a boxing incident while president. He as also the inspiration for the GoRuck 50 Mile Star Course. He reportedly encouraged members of the military to participate in long hikes to promote physical fitness and discipline. One famous example of this was in 1913, when Roosevelt led a group of soldiers on a “50-mile hike” from Washington, D.C. to Baltimore in just 20 hours. The hike was meant to demonstrate the importance of physical fitness and the need for soldiers to be in top condition. **

    **Sourced from Discipline Is Destiny (The Stoic Virtues by Ryan Holiday) with an assist from ChatGPT

  • Twelfth Day of Burpees – from Mayhem

    Twelfth Day of Christmas – Three Kings Day
    All exercises to be done in multiples of 3 or 12 in recognition of the day

    Conditions: Damp and 46 degrees
    16 PAX strong for a VQ
    Disclaimer and mosey

    Warmups (and the start of the whining):
    12×2 SSH
    12×2 Grass Grabbers
    12 AbeVagoodas
    12 Arm Circles
    12 Reverse Arm Circles
    12 Peter Parkers
    12 Parker Peters

    Round of Circle Burps (17 burpees)

    To the hill
    Modified Burp Back Mountain
    Backwards up the hill, forward down the hill

    Round 1
    6x
    9 burpees (54 burpees)
    9 merkins
    Mary

    Round 2
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 squats
    Mary

    Round 3
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 SSH
    Mary

    Burpee Merkin back to the flag (1 burpee)

    Mission accomplished
    Burpee total: 108 (divisible by both 3 and 12)

    COT
    Proud to lead this group of men today
    It’s my first and last VQ but won’t be my last Q

  • HIIT Me With Your Best Shot (Part 1) – from Yankee Joe

    An incredible 10 PAX hiit The Stage on a brisk, gloomy Thursday morning. When preparing for the beatdown, YHC struggled with themes and/or purposeful routines that would best serve the PAX. Every time I got close to hiiting on an idea, I would hiit a brick wall. It was frustrating. As of late, with all of the talk of TuesdayTuff and Thursday Thoroughbred, and Saturday Samsonite (Samsonite? I was wayyyy off), YHC was unsure of where the spirit of F3 Thibodaux was heading. It felt like something was missing. Don’t get me wrong…I think our PAX is hiiting on all cylinders, but personally, I was missing something. Then, while doing interval sprint training for the marathon I’ll never run, it hiit me. If you haven’t figured it out by now, you should probably go hiit the Dad Joke chat rooms on the world wide web.

    Still nothing? For the love of Goats…YHC needed more workouts known as high intensity interval training or HIIT. These workouts consist of “climbing” the hill with slower, more powerful aerobic exercises, followed by multiple, all out maximum effort “sprints” for a short duration of time. With aerobic (meaning, “with air”) workouts, we can supply enough oxygen for our bodies to produce the energy needed. Anaerobic (literally, “without air”) requires energy production without the necessary supply of oxygen. This is why we can only do these all out “sprints” for short durations, generally less than two minutes. With aerobic exercises, demand matches supply. That is, the oxygen needed matches the oxygen provided. With anaerobic exercises, the supply does not come close to matching demand. Gone, but not forgotten, John Maynard Keynes. Boom goes the dynamite.

    ANNNYYway, this is partly due to my most recent cult membership, Whoop. Perhaps, I’m in better shape, but beatdowns are barely getting me above a “strain” of 8. I have no idea if that actually means anything, but the Whoop app then tells me, “going above 16.6 will promote fitness gains.” I’m like, “promote fitness gains?!? I just freakin’ nurred a mile and tossed a cinder block 73 feet, all while pretending that “Lil Jon” is a visionary lyricist.

    In the words of Peter Griffin, “that’s enough, Nickleback.” YHC decided it’s time for the F3 “Herman Munster. I’m taking it back like Robin Locksley, rockin’ from countryside to spots where hard rocks be.”

    I often wonder if these Pax know how it feels
    to dedicate their whole lives to these abs of steel.
    It’s not about the guns,
    that’s not keepin’ it real.
    A lot of yoked up bros, they ain’t got no zeal.

    I say, let’s take it back to the concrete crews,
    original beatdowns with hard ass Q’s.
    With Paradox tactics, no Montana farting sack tricks.
    Like YHC yak sick,
    just keepin’ it Goose-y-tastic.

    I’m not trying to say my beatdowns are better than yours.
    I’m just on some other Stage.
    I’m all about the planks and the cadence.
    So when I deal it, you get snarky.
    The vibe is energized by my tadpoles being larky.

    Thanks for the cadence, Jurassic 5… (see Concrete Schoolyard…and you’re welcome)

    ANNNYYway, yes, yes, I created a HIIT beatdown is what I’m trying to say.

    We started out with a typical warm-up, adding in some additional broga stretches (i.e cat-cow’s) because it was going to get nasty. However, for YHC, the most unnerving element of the warm-up wasn’t the snarky 9 PAX around me. It was that those 9 snarky PAX around me weren’t talkin’ smack. There was virtually no mumblechatter. YHC even encouraged it to no avail. Did they know? Did they feel what was coming? Did they not care? Or worst of all, did they not think YHC could handle the chatter? It threw me off my game to be honest. YHC was just grateful to have Fencepost as a partner throughout. My guy has crazy, stoic strength and never seems to even breathe hard.

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    That said, we moved into a pre-thang of:

    – 100 SSH’s (I’m now realizing how inconsiderate of me this was re: Enron’s ankle…penalty burpees for me)

    – 15 triple merkin, triple squat jump burpees (inspired by Steve via Goose)

    – 4 P2J2s (alternative name: Piccadilly Dilly’s) – pickle pounders (x4), peter parkers (x4), j-los (x4), jacks of the plank variety (x4) = 1 rep

    – Recovery bumper mosey

    Still no audible chatter, save the affirming gut chuckle from Goose when the triple merkin, triple squat jump burpees were rolled out. Even Cardinal was seemingly kind and tolerant of YHC’s misplaced anger issues. I mean, seriously, I appreciate the genius of John Cleese and the Month Python crew, but you invest nearly two hours anxiously anticipating the discovery of the Holy Grail. Then, the fourth wall is obliterated and the suspension of disbelief succumbs to a sad and cheeky death.

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    HIIT Thang #1 (We only made it through one thang. The sequel coming to a Peltch near you.)

    – Partner 1 did 25 goblet squats, while P2 held Al Gore; Flapjack
    – Partner 1 – Murder bunny to sidewalk (40 yards-ish), while P2 ‘zombie plank crawled’ alongside P1 (This was BRUTAL. Elbows, knees, hips, ankles, pelvic regions all screaming in terror)
    – 50 Bonnie Blair’s 1:1 at sidewalk, both partners together

    – Partner 2 – Murder bunny to sidewalk (40 yards-ish), while P1 ‘zombie plank crawled’ alongside P1 back to Stage
    – 25 imperial squat walkers 1:1, both partners together

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    Then, 30 sec speed intervals (as many reps as possible in 30 seconds)

    – Groiners
    – Squat jumps
    – Mountain climbers
    – Bobby Hurley’s
    – Recovery pyramid suicides (5 yards, 15, 25, 40, 25, 15, 5)
    – 400 meter fast mosey

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    Mary Bolt’s
    5 minutes; 30 sec speed intervals (get it…ab work…sprints…Mary…Bolt…oh nevermind)

    – LBCs
    – Flutters
    – LBCs
    – Hello Dolly’s
    – LBCs
    – Pickle pounders
    – J-Lo’s

    COT and Lil’ Cuz’s neck prayed us out.

    Doing the exercises is one thing. Going after it like each of you did today is a whole ‘nother level. Thank you for raising the bar for me every beatdown.

    SYITG,

    IM3 – Yankee Joe

  • You can’t Squeeze the Charmin – from Mahatma

    It’s Sunday New Year’s Day pax scattered here, there and everywhere except no Q for RC on Monday….done and there is a plan. Pulling up hot at the last minute (damn 1st fail of my 2023 resolution) YHC jumps out to join the crowd of pax waiting for direction. Quick disclaimer and focus point “reflect to impact reflex”

    Mosey to the parking lot outside the field Warm Up:
    Scantron Stretch rinse and repeat
    Side lung
    SSH
    Scorpion kicks
    Shoulder taps

    Mosey to bleachers near back of the playground.
    5 rounds with good form
    10 Carolina Drydocks
    20 LS Squats
    30 V-Ups
    Ascend the bleachers to the top and back down. Rinse and repeat

    Once complete run the maze continuously until all pax complete and the 6 joins the group and does 3 laps.

    Mosey to the mini levee – line up shoulder to shoulder – Indian merkin ladder with hand slap between pax

    Line up Indian run to the gym
    2 rounds of handrail squats

    Climb the stairs and find some wall – sit a spell – YHC attempted to provide instructions as to form where you feel the burn in your thighs. Running man to air press back to running back to air press.

    Line up Indian run back to the flag.

    COT – focus on the need for leadership Q commitment. Bolt step up and recruited several new pax to fill open slots on Friday for VQs. He held them after and told tales about El Diablo haunting them unless 100 Burpees are some entwined into the Uptowner beatdowns. To this I say what ever it takes to file the slot. Take time this early new year to reflect on those areas of your life you want to change so to avoid the dreaded reflex of years past!

  • A VQ Begins a New Year – from Pool Boy

    Conditions: Wet and 58 degrees
    5:27 am. With the football field and track completely flooded, I call an audible and change workout.
    After quick disclaimer, mosey over to the rocks.

    Warmups:
    Abe Vigoda
    Arm circles – with clubbin included
    Imperial Walkers
    Side Straddle Hops
    Peter Parkers
    Mosey over to the parking lot by the gym after grabbing rock. Without rock, sprint to the gym:100 side straddle hops and then head back to the other end of the parking lot. Sprint to gym: 75 squats and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 50 merkins and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 25 calf raises and back to parking lot.
    With rock over head, indian walk to the gym and back to end of parking lot.
    Mosey over to soaked baseball field. Individual rock toss/throw from one side of the field and back.
    Mosey back to the rocks for Coolorama:
    Abe Vigoda, imperial walkers, side straddle hops, Big Boy Sit ups, Peter Parkers.
    Mayhem with the anticipation of his first Q Friday jumped in with:
    25x Flutter kicks
    20x Hello Dolly’s
    20x Tin Scissors
    50 LBCs on your own
    COT
    Honored to lead today with first Q and appreciated everyone’s help.
    Prayers for those in need and for a faith filled 2023.

  • 12 Days of Christmas: Vintage Steve – from Goose

    YHC was looking forward to some quality time with Yankee Joe and Enron this morning, but not to the beatdown itself. It was decided late last night that we’d be reaching back a couple of years to YHC’s most memorable experience of a 12 Days of Christmas beatdown. It was 2020, and YHC was still getting worked over solo in my driveway by the likes of Steve, Hawg, Catfish, etc. via backblasts from stuff they had done the day before. This one particular beatdown stuck in my memory because it was so brutal (per usual), so anytime the opportunity for a 12 Days of Christmas/Fitmas comes up, this one’s unfortunately on the forefront so I had to get it out. I figured these two HIMs would be up for it.

    After a warmup of the usuals with some mountain climbers (pre-burpees) and some intense self-loves (pre-merkin overload), YHC explained the particular character of Steve (Northshore PAX) and his beatdowns. Steve is extremely humble and cheerful, and he genuinely cares about the men he’s leading, but his beatdowns are notorious for how sneakily they completely destroy you. Every time. This morning would be no different.

    Per the usual 12 Days of Christmas style, we started with Day 1’s exercise and then added each additional day in cumulative fashion. Here’s the list:
    * Day 1: 1x Burpee
    * Day 2: 2x Merkins
    * Day 3: 3x Triple Jump Squat Burpees
    * Day 4: 4x Monkey Humpers (4-count, IC)
    * Day 5: 5x Sister Mary Katherine’s (2 is 1)
    * Day 6: 6x Triple Merkin Burpees
    * Day 7: 7x Sit-Ups
    * Day 8: 8x T-Merkins
    * Day 9: 9x Groiners
    * Day 10: 10x Crunchy Frogs (4-count, IC)
    * Day 11: 11x Freak Nasties (4-count, IC)
    * Day 12: 12x Derkins

    The sneakiness comes in the fact that the first four or five seem somewhat doable and fun, but after the sixth is added and each PAX begins to realize how many times we actually have to go through this list, panic begins to set in: Are we really going to make it to 12 days? How many times can I actually do 6 triple-merkin burpees without completely giving out? Is the Q going to give more than one 10-count between days? How can I hide if there are only three PAX here? Is this punishment for patting myself on the back this past week for being “really in shape”? Is Steve a real person? Is Goose a real person? Am I a real person? Does pain ever really end? Have I ever really been happy? Do my family and friends know that I’m just a little boy inside trying to survive? Which would win in a fight, a polar bear or a grizzly bear? Why are there so many baking competition shows? Why do I have nipples?

    After pushing through what felt like an impossible twelfth day, we took a couple of ten counts before moseying to the Stop sign and back and completing seven minutes of Mary. This included flutter kicks, wife pleasers, hello dollies, Freddy Mercuries, dying cockroaches, The Alphabet, and LBC’s (oscillated between upper abs and lower abs).

    COT and Enron prayed us out. It was a gift to be pushed so hard with these men. Thanks for seeing the value in it, fellas!
    SYITG,
    Goose

  • Fireworks and Infections – from Goats in the Machine

    As I arrived to The Stage YHC was not sure what exact pain and hilarity would ensue. I armed myself with a deck of death and the knowledge of coupons in route. Regardless of what was to come, I was determined to serve anguish with a side of joy.

    I am not sure if it was the wet shoes, soggy, gloves, or the mental prep for Exodus 90; but YHC was in an extremely choleric mood. Unfortunately, the lack of post Beatdown mumble chatter about “strain” from the whoop-gang has made me more vindictive and deceitful. Additionally, I’m starting become convinced that “strain” is what happens after your first cup of coffee is consumed in the morning.

    Warm-o-Rama
    The usually suspects w/ 11 reps for each as to warn the pax of their fate. YHC, had one miscount. All pax are welcome to do 3 backwards arm circles at home.

    Thang 1.1
    11’s coupon curls and tricep extensions. YHC felt it was important to show solidarity with all of the sad clowns and their New Year’s resolutions by working glamor muscles. YJ questioned the sex appeal of triceps. YHC explains the importance of looking swole to the sad clown in the pew behind him when he puts his arm around his M in mass.

    Thang1.2
    3 rounds of Infection. Cardinal showed his crab walk skills once again. Superfund was a shoring sleeper victor.

    Thang 1.3
    Big Bang. Exercises were dictated by deck of death. Paces from the center matches the value of the card pulled.

    Thang 2.1
    11’s coupon overhead press and BBSUs. Mumble chatter was muffled by the 3rd round.

    Thang 2.2
    Big band deck of death again

    Mary with Iron wheel to the finish. Pax stalled with SSH, plank, high knee, back plank, and butt kicks while PAX chose their favorite Marys. YHC noticed a lot of monkey Humper, J-Lo, pickle pounders, and wife pleasers as the wheel turned.

    COT and goose prayed us out.

    Happy Nee year to all. I had a great time with the group of men who showed up in the gloom this morning.

  • The End is a New Beginning – from Mahatma

    New Years Eve 2022
    Warm up X 22
    Or 11 then 11
    Scantron stretching
    SSH
    AbVagooda
    Cherry Pickers
    Mnt Man Poopers

    11 silent – keep silent and thoughts focused on following the Q as to transition to exercises:
    SSH
    Bend and thrust
    Merkins
    High plank
    Plank Ups
    VUps
    Repeat continuously until 11 minute alarm

    365
    3 Deconstructed Burpee (slow to Qs cadence)
    6 Box Jumps
    5 rounds

    Red Barchetta h

    365
    3 Merkins
    6 Donkey Kick
    5 Rounds

    2 rounds of Indian Merkin (T-Rex helped to lead his team to “a” win)
    Losers 5 burpees

    Stretching and Mary
    Obviously there was some mumble chatter as to athletic stretching?!
    X Factor
    Gas pumper

    COT
    The end has always been the beginning
    Cheers to looking forward into 2023

    F3 note – Catfish experience: In NOLA you may consider hiding your keys other than top of your tire, rim or tailpipe.

  • New Year’s Day 2023 Edition – from King Kong

    What a foggy New Year’s Day on 1/1/2023!!! I arrived to the AO at 6:28 a.m., and not a single soul was in sight. Maybe the fog scared them???? Or I just couldn’t see them in the thick mist. I could only see few feet in front of me. I was ready to Q a solo New Year’s Day beatdown…. then I saw headlights slowly getting brighter as they got closer. Subprime and Willie rolled up…. moments later JV arrived….. joined by Bullseye and Catfish. What a way to start of 2023 with couple first timers for Sweaty Bells.

    Warm-ups: Self Love x 10 IC, Windmills x 10 IC, Arm Circles x 10 IC, Grass Grabbers x 10 IC, Hill Billies x 10 IC, Imperial Walkers x 10 IC, MC x 10 IC, Halos x 10 clockwise and 10 counter, Around the World x 10 clockwise and 10 counter.

    The 2023 New Year’s Day Edition Thang:
    We set up under the cover in front of Audubon Zoo.

    1) Curls x 23 IC, Kettlebell Swings x 23 OYO, Goblet Squats x 23 IC
    Suitcase carried the bells to the parking lot and back.

    2.) Tricep extensions x 23 IC, Flutterkicks x 23 IC, Alt. Lunges with the bell x 23 IC
    Overhead carried the bells to the parking lot and back.

    3.) Rows x 23 IC, Bello Dolly x 23 IC, Jump Squats with the bell x 23 OYO
    Did curls all the way to the parking lot and back.

    4.) Overhead presses x 23 OYO, LBCs with the bell x 23 IC, Side Lunges with the bell x 23 IC
    Did tricep extensions all the way to the parking lot and back.

    Dora 23
    Partnered up. While one Pax was doing the exercise, the other partner was walking with the bell (dealer’s choice) to the parking lot and back. Some were doing overhead carries, some were doing curls, etc.

    We did the following exercises cumulatively between the partners.
    Manmakers x 23
    Leg Raises with the bell x 23
    American Hammers with the bell x 23

    We finished the day with some wall sit exercises. While we were sitting in a squat position with our backs against the wall, we did curls x 23 OYO and then held the bell above our head for 23 seconds.

    COT – Happy New Year! We pray and hope 2023 will be just as good as 2022 if not better! We never take our mental and physical strength / health for granted so that we can continue to be HIM. We prayed for safe travels and that Tulane will pull off a win at the Cotton Bowl.

    Roll Wave!!

    Gabby joined us at coffeeteria as usual.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • After this 1st &10 YHC gives you the rest of the year off! – from Wiford Montana

    YHC was ready to make a splash to close out the year thankful to be a part of F3 Thibodaux. This was my first Peltch que and after a quick consult with my Dr. (POOx) I was ready to launch into the workout. 11 guys showed up, 1 new guy in the mix but new no longer, Welcome Splinter to the PAX!

    Warm up: all the usuals from a Tana warm up which means a total failure to launch and awkward silence and I ask myself why is no one counting… o wait that is suppose to be me. We were loose and ready now.

    Indian Run: all the way around the peltch last man hits 5 meekins as JBL brought the straight smoke with hits from the 70’s

    Ode to Anker: Lil Ed blues song
    2 monkey humper on monkey
    2 bunny hops on rabbit
    1 good morning on lion.
    *Spoiler alert: the monkey ends up eating the rabbit

    1st and a looong 10
    Run to goal and then ladder to every yardage
    10: man makers
    20: burpees
    30: merkins
    40: Thrusters
    50: Big boys
    60: squats
    70: plank jacks
    80: seal jacks
    90: ssh
    100: flutters

    We met back at the 50 to do 50 press ups and curls till I called it. Special t claps to all who got covered in a fair bit of mud and I felt the power from doing this together at each 10. Great job PAX this one in conjunction with the mud was something I have not yet done, only due to the extreme bass and tones of JBL hitting the journey songs pushed us through. Dox and JBL had the prescription we all needed.
    My last act in 2022 as YHC is to give the rest of the year off from F3 beatdowns!
    COT and Enron prayed us out!
    It’s been a year fellas glad to be here with each of you.
    Tana