F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • Cakewalk – from Russo

    Warmup (10x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies

    Thang
    Cakewalk as we moseyed around block by block – each year represented by the Billboard Number One song (to remain objective)

    46 IC SSHs
    2023 Morgan Wallen “Last Night”

    45 Butt kicks
    2022 Glass Animals “Heat Waves”

    44 High knees
    2021 Dua Lipa “”Levitating”

    43 seal jacks
    2020 The Weeknd “Blinding Lights”

    42 Plank Jacks
    2019 Lil Nas X “Old Town Road”

    41 goof balls
    2018 Drake “God’s Plan”

    40 squats
    2017 Ed Sheeran “Shape of You”

    39 Hello Dollies
    2016 Justin Bieber “Love Yourself”

    38 Calf raises
    2015 Mark Robson “Uptown Funk”

    37 Apollo Ohno’s
    2014 Pharrell Williams “Happy”

    36 Freak Nastys
    2013 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

    35 step ups
    2012 Gotye “Somebody that I Used to Know”

    34 flutter kicks
    2011 Adele “Rolling in the Deep”

    33 cherry pickers
    2010 Ke$ha “Tik Tok”

    32 Peter Parker’s
    2009 The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”

    31 imperial walkers
    2008 Flo Rida “Low”

    30 Shoulder taps (2 is 1)
    2007 Beyoncé “Irreplaceable”

    29 American hammers
    2006 Daniel Powter “Bad Day”

    28 Monkey Humpers
    2005 Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”

    27 Merkins
    2004 Usher “Yeah”

    26 Smurf jacks
    2003 50 Cent “In Da Club”

    25 leg raises
    2002 Nickelback “How You Remind Me”

    24 Rosalitas
    2001 Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment”

    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse
    plank jacks)
    2000 Faith Hill “Breathe”

    22 groiners
    1999 Cher “Believe”

    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    1998 Next “Too Close”

    20 murder bunnies
    1997 Elton John “Candle in the Wind”

    19 Wide merkins
    1996 Los Del Rio “Macarena”

    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    1995 Coolio “Gangsta’s Paradise”

    17 crab cakes
    1994 Ace of Base “The Sign”

    16 circle ups
    1993 Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You”

    15 Bulgarian split squats
    1992 Boyz II Men “End of the Road”

    14 durkins
    1991 Brian Adams “I Do It for You”

    13 big boy sit-ups
    1990 Wilson Phillips “Hold On”

    12 LMCs IC
    1989 Chicago “Look Away”

    11 diamond merkins
    1988 George Michael “Faith”

    10 star jumps
    1987 The Bangles “Walk Like an Egyptian”

    9 donkey kicks
    1986 Dionne Warwick “That’s What Friends Are For”

    8 wife pleasers
    1985 Wham! “Careless Whisper”

    7 merkins
    1984 Prince “When Doves Cry”

    6 Boxcutters
    1983 The Police “Every Breath You Take”

    5 Carolina dry docks
    1982 Olivia Newton-John “Physical”

    4 SMCs (2 is 1)
    1981 Kim Carnes “Bette Davis Eyes”

    3 jump squats
    1980 Blondie “Call Me”

    2 burpees
    1979 The Knack “My Sharona”

    1 minute plank
    1978
    Andy Gibbons “Shadow Dancing”

    COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer to wrap up.

    Thank you all for joining and SYITG

  • Crossed the Bridges, Repeatedly – from Mayhem

    73 degrees and raining, yes still raining
    Football day, Tulane tailgatin’, RAIN… unsure of the turnout
    PAX were appearing out of the bushes, including @Rudy at 6:34am
    YHC’s Mothership VQ, here we go

    Disclaimer
    Warmup without the rain, Peristyle
    WM, GG, SSH, PPP, MC, CC (crab cakes, fan favorite), TF, FT

    Thang 1:
    Mosey to the bridges behind Cafe du Monde
    Partner up
    1 PAX does an exercise, other PAX runs the loop with an exercise, as the timer
    Rd1- 8-count body builder while other PAX does merkins on the bridges
    Rd2- repeat Rd1
    Rd3- Bonnie Blairs, other PAX lunges up/down the “safe bridge”
    Rd4- Squats, other PAX does high knees between the bridges

    Thang 2:
    Mosey to the shelter down the tracks
    Jack Ass Burpee Web, ONLY 5 rounds
    1 burpee, 2 donkey kicks… 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10

    Thang 3:
    Mosey to the nearby memorial fountain
    3 PAX ring the circle bear crawling while remainder do an exercise
    SSH, step ups, big boy situps, derkins, shoulder taps, low slow squats

    Thang 4:
    Mosey to the “Ralphs Entrance” to the park
    Partner up for a DORA
    50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 toy soldiers
    Run backwards to next cross walk, forward to starting spot

    Thang 5:
    Mosey back to the Peristyle
    Merk Jax
    1 merkin, 2 plank jacks, 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10, 4/8, 3/6, 2/4, 1/2

    Thang 6:
    Mary, call out a PAX to lead next exercise
    Finish with two minutes of stretching

    Back to the flag
    COT
    Announcements- 10/19, 10/24, 10/26
    Intentions: gratitude, Georgia catastrophe, all schools/teachers/students

    Welcomed FNG @Solo (@Revit crew)
    Welcome back @Redfish (@Fracsac claimed an EH)

    Awesome Q’ing the infamous Mothership for my first time. In case you didn’t know, 60 minutes is 33.33% more than 45 minutes. We travelled. We did stuff. We went places. Ready to do it again!

    3 Qs in 6 days for the first time. Enjoyed it all. Just lead.
    SYITG!

  • Crossed the Bridges, Repeatedly – from Mayhem

    73 degrees and raining, yes still raining
    Football day, Tulane tailgatin’, RAIN… unsure of the turnout
    PAX were appearing out of the bushes, including @Rudy at 6:34am
    YHC’s Mothership VQ, here we go

    Disclaimer
    Warmup without the rain, Peristyle
    WM, GG, SSH, PPP, MC, CC (crab cakes, fan favorite), TF, FT

    Thang 1:
    Mosey to the bridges behind Cafe du Monde
    Partner up
    1 PAX does an exercise, other PAX runs the loop with an exercise, as the timer
    Rd1- 8-count body builder while other PAX does merkins on the bridges
    Rd2- repeat Rd1
    Rd3- Bonnie Blairs, other PAX lunges up/down the “safe bridge”
    Rd4- Squats, other PAX does high knees between the bridges

    Thang 2:
    Mosey to the shelter down the tracks
    Jack Ass Burpee Web, ONLY 5 rounds
    1 burpee, 2 donkey kicks… 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10

    Thang 3:
    Mosey to the nearby memorial fountain
    3 PAX ring the circle bear crawling while remainder do an exercise
    SSH, step ups, big boy situps, derkins, shoulder taps, low slow squats

    Thang 4:
    Mosey to the “Ralphs Entrance” to the park
    Partner up for a DORA
    50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 toy soldiers
    Run backwards to next cross walk, forward to starting spot

    Thang 5:
    Mosey back to the Peristyle
    Merk Jax
    1 merkin, 2 plank jacks, 2/4, 3/6, 4/8, 5/10, 4/8, 3/6, 2/4, 1/2

    Thang 6:
    Mary, call out a PAX to lead next exercise
    Finish with two minutes of stretching

    Back to the flag
    COT
    Announcements- 10/19, 10/24, 10/26
    Intentions: gratitude, Georgia catastrophe, all schools/teachers/students

    Welcomed FNG @Solo (@Revit crew)
    Welcome back @Redfish (@Fracsac claimed an EH)

    Awesome Q’ing the infamous Mothership for my first time. In case you didn’t know, 60 minutes is 33.33% more than 45 minutes. We travelled. We did stuff. We went places. Ready to do it again!

    3 Qs in 6 days for the first time. Enjoyed it all. Just lead.
    SYITG!

  • Leg Day on the Mountain – Canyon Training – from Sandbar

    YHC is headed the Grand Canyon for the Rim to Rim hike in October and the M. is way ahead of me in training. So Leg Day on the Mountain.
    Disclaimer in the soft rain, followed by a slow mosey up and down St. Charles the Loyola palm circle.
    Warm up with SSH IC, Grass Grabbers and Windmills.
    Mosey to the base of the mountain, then march backwards up the stairs to 6.
    Time for the Dirty Mac (modified +1)
    -10 Left Leg Shrimp Squat IC
    -10 Right Leg Shrimp Squat IC
    -10 Sissy Squats IC
    -10 Goblet squats IC
    Run down 2 ramps, and march up the stairs backwards to 6.
    -10 Bulgarian Splits Left Leg IC
    -10 Bulgarians Right Leg IC
    -10 Jump squats OYO
    -10 calf raises, each leg OYO
    Down and up again
    -10 RL Lunges IC
    -10 LL Lunges IC
    -10 RL side lunges
    -10 LL side lunges
    Down and up again.
    Discussion about the “advanced wife pleaser.” Perhaps we have had the notion wrong for years. Perhaps this is about a result and not an action…. The ladies like tight buns PAX, and better form on the glute bridges will lead to that result. Think about it.
    -10 Left Leg Glute bridges IC
    -10 Right Leg Glute bridges IC
    -10 Left Leg Reverse lunges IC
    -10 Right Leg Reverse lunges IC

    And to keep it interesting – 10 quad hip extensions left and right leg IC.
    Down the stairs to the benches. Adding a hop to the top of each IC exercise.
    -10 RL steps ups, 10 LL Step ups, 10 RL power ups, 10 LL power ups.

    Back to the flag. Count-off, Name-o-rama, Announcements and Intentions.

  • 1ST & 10 at THE A1C – from Einstein

    Rainy morning at the A1C this morning.

    With the kick-off of the football season, the 1st & 10 routine, from the F3 Exicon, was the order of the day.

    Warmup: all IC15x; toe touch, side staddle hops, arm circles, imperial walkers, neck rolls, hillbillies(country boys), hi-jack hi-jills, seal jacks

    Thang: 1st & 10, using the upper deck parking garage parking stripes as our football field (a wet one at that)
    1 merkin, 10 burpees, “sprint” to the end of the field, mosey back around, the ref (Bushwacker) moved up the chains…2 merkins, 9 burpees, sprint, move up…3 merkins, 8 burpees, sprint, move up,…etc.
    Bushwacker – in the lead, still doing his referee duties, scored first, with the rest of the pax a minute or so behind.

    Next Thangs: with time to spare the pax did some Lieutenant Dans, lunging forward and backward, side shuffles, etc.

    Mary: one minute of star stretches.

    Cuz prayed us out.

  • Don’t let rain cancel your workout – from Pool Boy

    5:26 in the rain and wondering if any PAX are showing up. Before you know it, Architect is there and rest of the group shows up. Quick disclaimer and mosey’d to grab a rock.
    Warmups
    Abe Vigoda’s
    Grass(cement) Grabbers
    Imperial Walkers
    SSH’s
    Arm Circles
    Low Slow Squats

    Exercise 1
    Bear Crawls>merkins>Bear Crawls>SSH’s>Bear Crawls>Squats
    Exercise 2
    25x Curls, Tricep extensions, Overhead Press, Shoulder Press,flutter kicks
    20x Curls, Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Shoulder Press, flutter kicks
    35xCurls, Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Shoulder Press, flutter kicks
    Exercise 3
    Ring of Fire
    Hold rock overhead while waiting, Curls x 20 moving around circle counting to 10.
    Per Bogey in sitting duck position with rock, Burpees x 10 moving around counting to 5.
    Finished with Mary
    COT. Prayer’s for those dealing in tough times with family members, work, and other challenges.

    T-Claps to this great group of guys showing up in the rain and being warriors.

  • Is it RAIN or is it SWEAT? – from Mayhem

    77 degrees with a 100% chance of rain
    Oh and a flood watch until Saturday morning… what could go wrong

    With motivation from the site Q (@Pinewood) and other PAX, I decided to stay strong to F3’s third core principle: “Held Outdoors – Rain or Shine, Hot or Cold, we are out there”

    Upon arrival, I cracked the window and asked @Rudy in jest if it was raining so I could exit the vehicle
    Party of 9 for some @okwata fun

    Mosey to the foot of Canal to warmup
    AV, GG, PPP, ST, CC, TF, FT… IN CADENCE

    Thang 1:
    October 24th is the return of the H8! so it was time for some practice
    Plan was to perform the first two rounds of H8!, of course the mumblechatter commenced
    In referencing @Hawgcycle’s previous backblast, I was armed with the proper order of operations… @Rudy @Fracsac agreed and @Vagabond protested

    “Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground, ‘now paved’), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point. At the starting point you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 8 (burpee with 8 merkins, burpee with 7 merkins, …..burpee with 1 merkin). At the end of the 2nd lap the burp and merk pyramid starts at 7, etc.”

    We covered app. 0.8 miles of hills, 140yds of bear crawls, 15 burpees, 64 merkins

    Thang 2:
    Head to the lake. We performed TWELVES (yes @Vagabond I know it is usually ELEVENS, but I also know that we are here to push ourselves) with each station either being at a light post or 1/2 way in between two light posts. Mode of transportation is alternating broad jump and duck walk (later changed to walking lunges as it was tough to watch some duck walk, @Triple Shift wouldn’t have been happy). 11 big boys + 1 jump squat, 10 big boys + 2 jump squats… 1 big boy + 11 jump squats.

    Thang 3:
    Line up along the lakefront, facing the waves.
    Merkin Jax, up and down the mountain, 1/4 ratio
    1 merkin + 4 plank jacks, 2 M 8 PJ, 3 M 12 PJ, 4 M 16 PJ, 5 M 20 PJ, 4 M 16 PJ, 3 M 12 PJ, 2 M 8 PJ, 1 M 4 PJ

    A little bit of Mary: flutter kicks, dying cockroach, LBCs

    To the flag
    COT
    Count, Name, Announcements (10/19, 10/24, 10/26), Intentions (Georgia school shooting, @Mahatma’s foot)

    Thank you men for the opportunity to lead. PAX were challenged with showing up on a potentially horrific weather morning. Was hoping for a total of 6 and was impressed with a party of 9. Rain held out. It was tough. It was fun.

    With my #okwata VQ behind me it is on to Saturday morning where I will enjoy my #mothership VQ.

    SYITG!

  • Round Robin at the Gipper – from Einstein

    With no one signed up to que, a Round Robin was to ensue.

    Moby started off the confusion with his slow cadence jumping jacks making us all look like a bunch of uncoordinated ballerinos. The warm up smoothed out as we made it around the group a couple of times.

    DarkWing called an audible and we went and grabbed the cinder block coupons. Each pax chose a coupon exercise and mixed in with a few laps, time was up before we new it.

    Moby prayed us out with intentions for BBQ’s nephew – a new kidney transplant recipient.

  • IPC week 0 @ the Coliseum – from Honeysuckle

    YHC plus four PAX arrived at the coliseum in the black, star lined night.

    Warmarama
    SSH, arm circles, cherry pickers, windmills

    Wet tap marked the 200 m turnaround point.

    Right before the EMOM timer was started, popeye dropped this gem: you know, it’s possible to get into an endless burpee loop. With that segue, the pax immediately had to chew on this as the burpees started.

    Some time during the first half, smooth operator began coughing and the only question was bottle of red, bottle of white? We would later learn that he swallowed an insect or some grass, and it was not a symptom of thruster madness.

    YHC was questioning several things during this event, but the overwhelming feeling of claustrophobia kept things moving forward because they had to. EMOM to the left of me, exercises to the right. No amount of pleases could shield us. A break would mean one step closer to the burpee doom loop.

    Overall, the Pax agreed that the most surprising part was the amount of time taken up by the 5 exercises at the EMOM beep. Regardless, every one put forth a consistently high level of effort until the end. Eventually, the 6 arrived.

    Blue tube passed on from wet tap to popeye. Word on the street is that week 1 IPC is putting on and removing it. Wet tap prayed us out.

    Good luck to the Saturday crew.

    Syitg,
    Honeysuckle

    I heard it through the honeysuckle vine
    —did paradox hack into valve’s Spotify? It may not be that hard now that he’s stealing their WiFi.
    —the mowed track at the coliseum worked out well for this workout. The jury is still out if YHC will develop a belly rash
    —smooth did not use gloves today!

  • WOD at da Scrum – from Fracsac

    4 pax committed to continuous improvement through shared suffering in the gloom. Boo Boo posted the night before he was gonna show up and see what happened. YHC took the Q at 0500. Let’s see what happens!
    Disclaimer given, then mosey to the warmup pad for the regular stuff sans speaker.

    Mosey to the soccer field stopping at YHCs truck along the way to grab some cones. After avoiding the rabid dog (#IYKYK), we successfully grabbed said cones and continued the mosey.

    5 sets of cones set up 5 yards apart.

    1st cone
    10 burpees

    2nd cone
    10 burpees
    25 ‘mericans

    3rd cone
    10 burpees
    25 ‘mericans
    50 lunges

    4th cone
    10 burpees
    25 ‘mericans
    50 lunges
    100 big boi sit-ups

    5th cone
    10 burpees
    25 ‘mericans
    50 lunges
    100 big boi sit-ups
    150 squats

    Start from the beginning again to sweep the six

    Times up, back to the flag

    CoT

    NMM

    This was a fallen soldier WOD:

    Army Sgt Zachary D Tellier
    Died Sept 9, 2007 serving during operation Enduring Freedom

    31 years of age from Charlotte, N.C.; assigned to the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, N.C.; died Sept. 29 at Firebase Wilderness, Afghanistan, of wounds sustained when insurgents attacked his unit using small-arms fire.