F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • More than just a run – from Fracsac

    10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance for a Sunday fun day. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup on the steps of NOMA facing the bacon:

    Abe Vigodas x 10
    GG x 10
    IW x 15
    AC x 15 both ways

    Mosey to the singing tree via the path around big lake.

    10 Burpees OYO
    Wife Pleasers x 15

    Continue mosey around lake, stopping on back side.

    10 Burpees OYO
    Freddie Mercury x 15

    Continue mosey to secluded benches near swan boats.

    Right leg step ups x 15
    Left leg step ups x 15

    Mosey to dock with swan boats

    As a tribute to Maverick who moved to the north shore, Mucho Chesto:

    Merkins
    Diamond Merkins
    Staggered Merkins left and right
    Streamline flutter kicks

    Continue mosey toward foundry. Stop at Christian Brothers grass, felt like we were doing something sneaky….

    10 Burpees OYO
    Streamline tin snips

    Mosey to foundry for stations:
    Partner up

    Pull-ups AMRAP
    Big boi sit-ups AMRAP
    90 degree flex arm hang
    Jump the snake
    Run to track 5 burpees run back – timer

    Mosey to back of NOMA for:
    Sunday Mornings x 5

    Mosey to flag for:

    10 Burpees OYO
    LBC x 15

    Think you’re done…not!

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    Now we’re done…

    COT

    • T-Claps to Baywatch for Rucking to the Renaissance
    •. 100% participants at coffeteria

    SYITG

  • Which way did he go? – from Shooter

    7 PAX posted on this spring feeling gloom to get in some more mileage as we close in on the RunCajunRun. At least 2 of the Qs teammates from team “Crawldaddies” have posted each Thursday for the month of February and have even had days where 4 and 5 posted.. Unfortunately though team “Unitards” have represented respectively in just about every AO for the month and the most important of them the 10k AU lait on Sunday mornings logging some freakish mileage. YHC decided today we would take another path, so after a brief warmup of 10IC SSH, Mummy kicks, Butt kicks, GM and Toe Touches the PAX ran through the park into Lakewood heights subdivision to the red light crossing on Florida into Greenleaves for a route that Pelican has been spotted on a couple times this month. Instructions were simple, journey out 20 mins and return.. The path along the way proved to have some obstacles such as leaning sidewalks (Ragnar preparation Akbar) and blinding lights that threw sir Wacker into an arms waving panic that caused a morning commuter to pause as if there was trouble ahead. The seen reminded YHC of recent memories at the Crazy Ivan where plenty PAX illuminated the path with headlamps blinding some along the way, but providing illumination for others. I guess the lights on this Gloom affected more PAX than originally thought as we had some detours taken on our return to the flag with Cowbell and Waterpik turning early and Bushwacker leading Akbar a stray in attempting the same detour.. All PAX eventually returned safely for our count and Cowbell graciously prayed out the PAX. If your M is on the fence of what it is we enjoy so much and so early in the Gloom get her out tonight at the Gipper for a 30 min beatdown at 6 with F3 and FIA hosted by Cowbell followed by some F2 at the taproom..

    Appreciate you men following my lead and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

    #akbar,#bushwacker, #cowbell, #pelican, #waterpik, #zoolander

  • A Well Thought Out & Executed Fountain Beatdown – from Da Parish

    YHC is well known for his well-planned and thoughtful beatdowns. This would be nondifferent.
    W/U – Lap around Mardi Gras Fountain and circle up in the lawn.
    • SSH
    • IW
    • HB
    • AC
    • MC
    The Thang
    • Mosey around Mardi Gras Fountain. Pick out a plaque and remember it. Circle back up on the lawn where the Q will ask you which Krewe you have chosen. The Q will then conduct an exercise that begins with the same letter as that Krewe. Since YHC has a vast knowledge of the Exicon, this would prove to be so simple that even the freshest of PAX could do it. Right?
    • Line up on the light post on the Lake for BLIMPS. Suicide to each blue light post and back performing the exercise and increasing in increments of 10 for each light post (Big Boy Sit Up, Lunge, Imperial Walker, Merkin, Plank Jacks, Squats)
    • Circle on the Lake for Mary
    Counterama, Namerama, COT
    NMS – Welcomed an FNG, Yezzy and congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,
    Da Parish

  • Delightfully Painful at Lake Town – from Fracsac

    4 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted in the far west reaches of the region, aka Kennah. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup by starting a 1/2 mile mosey around the boat launch area and circle up near the stairs at the levee for:

    Motivator – It’s a descending gruesome broken down form of SSH’s that’ll make your calves scream but really gets the blood flowing! Follow up with:

    Bat wings x 15 each ending with Moroccan night club x 31

    Triple Nickel:

    5 SSH on one side of levee, run up and over for 5 burpees. Always facing south, so Bernie Sanders back up x 5 evolutions.

    Mosey back to main parking lot near flag for some exercises and sprints:

    Round 1: Incline Merkins x 10, sprint across lot, Bobby Hurley x 10, sprint back

    Round 2: Derkins x 10, sprint across lot, Monkey Humpers x 10, sprint back

    Mosey to the point to make use of the pier:

    BOMBS

    At each covered area of the pier, do the following IC

    Burpees x 5, then mosey to next covered area

    flutter kicks with arms Overhead (still an O) x 10, then mosey

    Merkins x 15, then mosey

    Big boi sit-ups x 20, then mosey

    SSH x 25, then mosey

    Lagniappe:

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    Mosey back to flag after 2 miles completed for a little Mary

    Tin Snips
    Crunchy frog
    LBC’s

    COT

    • Glad to see Belloq make the trek all the way out and take some great photos. He’s the best photographer in all of F3 Nation!
    •. Help us to grow the Kennah AO at Lake Town, spread the word!

    SYITG

  • Up and down, to a factor of 11 – from Russo

    Admittedly a little sad that this might be the last beatdown with temps that could reasonably be considered “cold” by anyone’s standards (excluding Toto), YHC’s mood was immediately improved when seeing a sight for sore eyes: making his long awaited return from a brief hiatus? BUBBA!

    A pax of 3 visited Granny, showing her our favorite moves as follows:
    Warm-up
    Seal jacks
    Cherry pickers
    Toe touches
    Imperial walkers

    Thang
    Mosey to the bus stop, where pax completed 15 reps of freak nastys, derkins, step ups

    Pax then moseyed in the dark, managing to avoid lane separators on the trail, to the tunnel (of love?).

    There began the factor of 11: Merkins on one side, mosey the tunnel (yes, braving the altitude to mosey back up after the deep dark recesses of the down), crunchy cowbells, errr, frogs on the other side.

    After reminding ourselves how many ways there are to count to 11 with only 2 digits, pax moseyed back to start to wrap up with a little Mary, but not before another 15 freak nastys, step ups, and derkins.

    Mary included a visit from Dr. W, some leg raises, and a minute or so of plank.

    COT and prayer closed us out until next time.

    As always, YHC is humbled to have led such a fine group, and even more humbled to count myself among an even larger, finer group that was not able to join us.

    SYITG

  • Best Bank Batture – 2-23-2021 – from Almonaster

    Went west of the river looking for some miles and a great view!

    PAX:

    – TSquare
    – Shortbus
    – King Kong
    – Blowout
    – Willie
    – Almonaster

    Warmup:

    Lap around and then into the Shelter
    SSH – 15 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 9 seconds.
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the Parking Lot

    Merkins – 20 OYO
    LBC’s – 40 OYO
    Take a lap
    Wait and plank for the 6
    X’s 3

    Mosey around the Court Buildings across the ramp to the levee

    11’s

    Start with 10 Burpees at the bottom.
    Cross the street and run up the levee for the first Wife Pleaser.
    Until 11’s are accomplished.

    Mosey to the Cubbies up the street and through the Arch.

    Incline Merkins – 20 OYO
    Steps – alternate legs – 10 each OYO
    Flutter kicks – 10, 2 is 1 OYO
    Russian Twists (Douilles) – 10, 2 is 1
    X2

    2.11 miles accomplished.

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thanks for the the opportunity to lead!

  • Bring back da blocks – from Waterpik

    It was very discouraging to discover that the stash of cinder block coupons had again disappeared from their hiding spot at the milestone marsh. After all , YHC had planned to use them at today’s gloomy beatdown. Undeterred, YHC loaded coupons from the backyard into the car for today’s beatdown. After all, in the Q source, Dredd says an effective leader must be prepared to improvise.

    Warmup consisting of SSH, slow squats, IW, HB, GM.

    Main thang:
    Instructions to PAX : Do 50 reps with coupon, then run around the block, increasing rate of speed back at each corner, then back to starting line. Rinse and repeat until the closing bell. YHC let the PAX choose their own exercises, but suggested 5 sets of 10 for each round. Examples of exercises used by the pax were squat thrusters, military presses, goblet squats, kettle bell swings, jack webbs, curls, big boy sit ups, leg raises, rows, triceps extensions, bench presses.

    After about 4 or 5 rounds, the closing bell sounded and Grover prayed us out.

    Have a good week men!

  • Fasting & Penance – from Thumb War

    Pax of 8 started the workout in 35 degrees and at 6:35 as half the Pax were running back to the flags from their 5:30 pre-workout ruck.
    We warmed up with the following exercises IC:
     SSH x 25
     Grass Grabbers x 15
     Arm Circles front x 10
     Arm Circles Back x 10
     Mountain Climbers x 20
    The Pax rucked up and starting Rucking at a fast pace on the jogging path towards Vintage. Along the way to West Esplanade and back totaling 2.92 miles, we halted at about every 5 minutes and the did following exercises:
     Squats – 21 Reps
     Front squat presses – 21 Reps
     Merks – 21 Reps
     Overhead Lunge – 21 Reps
     Squats – 21 Reps
     Front squat presses – 21 Reps
     Merks – 21 Reps
    Back to the flags at 7:31 for some Mary:
     Freddy Mercs – 25 IC
     LBC’s – 25 IC
     Hello Dolly – 15 IC
     Plank hold for 1 min
    COT where we named Triple Shift’s 2.1 Jonah “Smash”. Finished with intentions and prayer, which focused on using this Lent to improve ourselves. Thanks, Vagabond, for the invite to Q.