F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • INFERNO – 9 CIRCLES OF HELL – from Zoolander

    The Northshore beatdown on Holy Saturday was themed around Dante’s Inferno. A group of 18 Pax, including a guest appearance from the Southshore’s SOGO, descended upon the Lakefront for 9 Circles of Hell. Warmup exercises were completed in reverse cadence (4-3-2-1) to align with the date (4/3/21) and to remind everyone it was Cowbell’s birthday. We traveled 9 blocks, circling up at each one to perform the 66 exercises illustrated below. Lots of Mumble Chatter, especially at Circle no. 2. We finished at the shovel flag with some Absolution, completing 666 total reps (or there about) for the day.

    Announcements:
    – Northshore 5 year Convergence to be led by Waterpik on Saturday 4/10.
    – Fia/F3 mixer at the Gipper on 4/29 at 6:30pm.

    Cowbell prayed us out. Happy Easter to all.

  • A Family Affair – from Akbar

    Yhc and Grover arrived at the Milestone Marsh 10 minutes early this gloom to a clear night, quarter moon, and 48 degrees. As Grover slept in the car waiting for go time, QIC walked around the AO stretching from the prior week of pain. As the clock got closer to 5:15, there was still no one in site. Most of us have been close to or experienced a no show, and the thoughts were swimming through at this time. But as the AO was perused, there were messages inscribed on the court in chalk: Work hard, work harder, strive, grind. Then Grover emerged from his nap and we got to work, a father/son beatdown that went like this:

    Construction:

    Mosey down to the lakefront stopping at each street.

    Karaoke 30 Werkins

    Butt Kick 25 Merkins

    Skips 20 T Merkins

    High Knees 15 Cobra Merkins

    Mosey 10 T Merkins

    Mosey 5 Diamond Merkins

    Deconstruction

    Mosey back to the Marsh stopping at each block for deconstructed burpees – starting at 7 and descending to 1

    Squats, merkins, groiners, squat jumps

    Mary: IC x 10 LBC’s, leg raises, E2k left, E2k right

    YHC prayed us out.

    Till next Gloom – Akbar

    Moleskin

    YHC remembered the Q on the way to Grandmas in Hattiesburg Sunday and had to pivot quickly to get something in place. Just so happens this beatdown was the next one on my list. Modification was in store after a week of block beatdowns, intense shoulder work, and pruning 8 trees on Friday – but after a big Easter meal the modification would not happen. So more chest and shoulders it was.

  • Easter Sunday Funday – from Catfish

    PAX: Vagabond, Hokie Pokie, Pyro (NC), Abacus, Catfish(AOQ), Heisenberg, Landline (QIC / Memphis)

    The Scene:
    Beautiful Easter Morning. Clear skies and 57 degrees. YHC had never posted downrange nor Q’d outside of F3 Memphis, so I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. AO Renaissance in City Park NOLA. A fancy pipe laden Shovel flag was flying at the fountain in front of the Museum of Art.

    Warmorama:
    Motivators from 6
    Tempo Merkins x 15 IC
    Tempo Squats x 15 IC
    Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
    Alternating Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
    Allowed the PAX to stretch OYO while I explained the next workout.

    The Thang:
    Bataan Death March Merkin Mile
    Line up single file for a slingshot style run. Last PAX drops and does 5 burpees then sprints to the front of the line. When last PAX in line gets passed, they drop and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat. We did this for about 1 mile stopping approximately every quarter mile for the following.
    Diamond Merkins x 25
    Hand Release Merkins x 25
    Wide Arm Merkins x 25
    Merkins x 25

    Bolt 45 (Or 90 if you’re counting actual reps)
    Top half Squat x 15 IC
    Bottom half Squat x 15 IC
    Full range squat x 15 IC

    Burp Back Mountain
    Partner up DORA style for 100 cumulative burpees. 1 partner does burpees while the other travels backwards up the stairs and forwards down the stairs x 5 times. Then they swap. Flutter kicks until all in.

    Captain Thor’s
    Jack Webb style. 1 to 4 Rep ratio.
    1 Big boy sit-up, 4 American Hammers
    2 BBS, 8 AH
    3 BBS, 12 AH
    Keep increasing reps each round until
    10 BBS, 40 AH. (A real ab burner/ crowd pleaser)

    Mosey to the back of the museum for a tradition at this AO called Sunday Mornings

    Wall squat with 10 overhead claps.
    5 Donkey kicks with feet above a line on the wall.
    On last donkey kick, go balls to the wall and do one inverted merkin. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.

    Mosey back to startex.

    COT:
    Are you accelerating in all 3 Fs? Are you cruising along and maintaining? If so you aren’t accelerating. Set goals, make a plan to reach those goals. A goal without a plan is just a wish.

    Prayed for our country and for 2 expectant mothers for a safe and healthy delivery.

    This was my first time posting outside of Memphis. The hospitality in NOLA is awesome. Met a bunch of great HIMs and shared some of what we do in Memphis. Thankful for the opportunity to be able to lead a workout in a new city and to get a little outside my comfort zone.

  • Watch your step? – from Shooter

    Ailing all week with the potential diagnosis of a broken foot YHC got the news Thursday he needed too go ahead and shed the boot 🥾 he had worn the previous 3 days.. Only problem now is the arrival and center stage monkey humper position of “Turbo Dawg” to lay out a Hershey squirt right in the center of the PAX. Which for whatever reason would find the PAX once again circling up around the damaged section of concrete for count and call and the addition of him emptying his bladder as if his territory was not marked up enough. “Watch your step!” Zoolander. YHC must have known the gloom would have presented these moments as Jose 10k arrived mentioning the fact of how his week started with a deranged axe 🪓 yielding fellow swinging it above head as the school week began. Be sure to ask him the next time you see him. As for the rest of us on top the parking garage we couldn’t resist the mention of #Floridaman by Russo to start reminiscing of the days of W&J broadcasting on B97 as Hammer recalls. The enormous “B” inflatable could be seen around town at car dealerships and on site broadcast events all around the Metro NOLA area and if there are still any 10% out there check them out on the 99.5 weekday mornings..

    Alright enough mumbling we can save for F2 at the Waffle House where the rest of the #floridamen meet before getting there assignments.. No judgement here just something I heard mentioned worthy of noting….

    Warmup
    All IC 10 Arm circles F/J, Cherry pickers, Toe touches, SSH, Windmills and Torso twists.

    Thang
    YHC parked his certainly Manly and always roomy Honda FIT a floor below with coupons for the beatdown. Stations were set with the dice of doom, jump rope, Ruck plate, the Black mystery bag, a wagon and a selection of light and heavy cylinder blocks..
    2 men alternate turns wheeling there fellow brethren up the ramp in the wagon completing a burpee at the top and returning for their pull back up. Rest of the PAX alternate through the station’s completing one arm plate swings, rolling your own destiny with the dice of doom, jumping rope, curls for the girls, squat thrusters, Tri-extensions and bag carries up and down the stairs.. Every man made it through each station and we finished with 3 mins to return the coupons to the FIT.

    We assembled back up top for countarama, namarama and COT with Russo closing us out in prayer.. Not quite sure why the PAX assembled back where we did, however I appreciate that we did because it certainly assisted with the naming of this backblast.

    Thanks for following my lead and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • The Few and the Proud – from Baywatch

    2 PAX held down the fort this morning. Pop Tart and Baywatch.

    Warmup (all IC): 20 SSH; 15 grass grabbers; 15 hillbillies; 10 arm circles (forward and backward).

    Moseyed to the bottom of Wisner Mountain. Did the 3 total treks back and forth across the mountain with 7 8-count body builders at each end and 14 walking lunges on each trek at the top.

    After that, we split 50 burpees, 100 LBCs, 150 squats, 200 penguins, and 250 plank shoulder touches. One PAX ran up the bridge to the third light pole while the other PAX did the exercises and then switched until all completed.

    Moseyed back to the flag. Thanks to Pop Tart for suffering well with me on this Good Friday!

    Announcements, intentions, and prayer.

  • Winters last gasp – from Waterpik

    Cool temperatures greeted the PAX this morning out at mandeville city hall. We took the regular route today, then hit the Play ground equipment for some exercises such as Merkins slow squats Peter Parker‘s 100s crunchy frogs.
    T-claps to shooter for showing up And riding the bike with us despite having a bum ankle

  • Afternoon Delight! – from Almonaster

    Exploring the AO!

    PAX:
    – Rudy
    – Almonaster

    Mosey to Audubon Tea Room.

    Warmup:

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 10 seconds – Each Foot
    Slate Tile Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Mosey to Hyams Fountain.

    Rocky Balboas – 10, 2 is 1 OYO  
    Decline Merkins – 10 IC
    Squats – 10 IC
    Rinse and Repeat

    Mosey to Labrynth.
    Incline Merkins – 10 IC
    Right Leg Step-ups – 10 IC
    Dips – 10 IC
    Left Leg Step-ups – 10 IC
    Rinse and Repeat

    Mosey to Avenger Field Parking Lot.

    Alternating Lunges – 20, 1 is 1 OYO
    Wife Pleasers – 20 OYO
    Split Squat Jumps 10, 2 is 1 OYO

    Mosey to Labrynth

    LBC’s – 20 OYO
    Scissor kicks – 20, 1 is 1 OYO
    Russian Twists (Douilles) – 20, 1 is 1 OYO
    Rinse and Repeat

    Mosey down Street to connect to Audubon Park Walking Path.
    Burpees – 10 OYO
    Big Boy Situps – 20 OYO 
    Burpees – 10 OYO

    Mosey 1 lap around parking circle.

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

  • Bear Poker – from Hogs Breath

    Somehow we welcomed back Shortcake!

    Feeling way too muggy for March, four met for today’s beat down.

    Warm-up
    20ish IC SSH
    10 each direction IC arm circles
    10 imperial walkers
    10 mountain man poopers

    The thang

    Well after last weeks hit, we had to bear crawl again! Up the stairs, around the tower, and back down!
    After, we all played a round of Deck O’ Death poker. YHC won with a pair of 7’s and my prize was to lead the round of exercises; some arm circles, plank jacks, derkins and some other stuff.
    Then we went back to the midway for a round of bear inch. Or an Indian run with bear crawls and planks!
    Then back for another round of Deck O’ Death poker. And this time shortcake won the round. We did some dips and other stuff….
    complaining about a lack of leg exercises, YHC decided to throw in a length of walking lunges and a mosey to the tunnel. This provided a reprieve and good mumblechatter about the crazy state of the world. However, YHC had us complete a bear crawl up the tunnel incline!
    We had just enough to time to mosey back to the shovelflag for another round of poker! Again some merkins, lbc, and stuff but we ended with a 25 second plank rounding us out to 0600!
    Ended with count-o-Rama, name-o-Rama, announcements, and COT!

    A great start to the day with some great men!

  • Along the lazy river under the pale moonlight – from Mariah

    6 pax for the usual route along the levee. We ran through Audubon Park, up to the levee at Magazine and then followed the river up to Oak Street. Across Oak to Broadway and into and through Tulane. Freret to Palmer, and then back to the virtual flag on St Charles. 5.2miles, 7:50 pace. Welcome to F3 Flapjack, visiting our fine city on spring break from Chapel Hill, NC.

  • First you Q, then you Backblast – from Tinkles

    I admit I’ve gotten lazy with backblasts. I wouldn’t have thought it, but of the many things to not recover from the pandemic, backblasts seem to be one. I think the fluid days of free-form workouts, posting at 6:30, etc, killed a bit of our discipline. I think the same could be said for Q volunteerism. There are lots of blanks for every AO on the board with the same Qs doing most of the leading. The beauty of F3 is the chance to lead and to lead in your own style. We have no shortage of pax. It was great to get 20 out at The Skinny this morning. Each has earned a spot to Q on a coming Monday. Let’s see what you got!

    Warm Up:

    Mosey over to the zoo grass parking lot:
    SSH x 30, IW x 20, Grass Grabber x 20, Mountain Climber x 20, Low country crab x 20

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the levee:
    11s: burpee at the base and merkins at the top, plank and wait on the six
    Dora 1-2-3 with plank walks, LBCs, squats- partner goes all the way over the levee and back, plank and wait on the six
    Mosey back to the front of the zoo: rocky balboas x 20, derkins from the curb x 20.
    Back to the flag

    COT:
    Count off to 21, namorama, closing prayer

    Simple, effective, reproducible. Thanks for the opportunity to lead!