F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • How to Not Win Friends and Influence People – from The Hammer

    On Friday afternoon, as my thoughts strayed from work, and found their way to my F3 brothers, I noted Bushwhacker’s bat signal that the Lakefront had no Q for the following day. Unacceptable! I leapt at the opportunity to lead such finely honed machines and volunteered to take the proverbial bull by the horns.

    Later that Friday evening, as Bushwhacker destroyed me in Pickleball while local pros Chewy and Nacho gave YHC pity looks, we discussed the following morning’s beatdown. Shortly thereafter, Zoolander texted to inquire if the beatdown would be “burpee heavy”, as he was already 2 scotches in. Apparently YHC’s reputation for continual, repeated, full body movement exercises is well-established because he later assured me he cut himself off at 5, though I thought I detected a faint Highlands brogue in his speech.

    Anyway, 15 strong, including FNGs (Xerxes and Snapper) posted. And away we go…

    Warm Up:

    SSH x 15
    Butt Kicks x 10
    Cherry Pickers x 10
    Arm Circles x 10
    I think one more exercise…

    Thang:

    Mosey towards the beach, stop at Noah’s Ark for 15 Derkins, 15 Irkins oyo…then continue to the beach for…the most intense Battle of the Poles since Jaworski and Bartowski faced off in the early 80s.

    We split into teams of 2, though this was an individual exercise. To quote those motivational sages of Rocky lore, Survivor, “Its you against you”, and “though his body says stop, his spirit cries, NEVER!”

    The Main Event:
    Descending ladder of 8 count body builders. YHC did this once in my spare time and hated it, so I knew others would feel likewise. It goes like this — Each 8 count bodybuilder consists of merkin, plank jack, and groiner movements, so we began descending rounds from 10 to 1.
    Round 1: 10 bodybuilders (Each bodybuilder required 10 reps each of merkins/plank jack/groiners). Thus, to complete this round, one would have done 100 of each movement (10×10).

    Good news: Each round descended by one not only in bodybuilders, but also reps of each movement, thus:
    Round 2: 9 BBs (9 of each movement per rep = 81 each of Merks/PJ/Groiners)
    Round 3: 8 BBs (64 merks/PJ/Groiners)
    Round 3: 7 BBs (49 each)
    …you get the picture. By the Round of 5, it was actually quite refreshing.
    For those that finished, like Sir Whacker, I believe that translated to 387 reps of each movement. (check my math)

    Between each round, we ran about 50 yards to tag a swingset pole and run back.

    We called it about 7:23, and did an Indian Run back to the flag. Said Pledge of Allegiance, and moved our minds and hearts upon the heroic men and women who gave it all so we have the luxury to recreationally torture ourselves. Though best known for one of the most annoying earworms of the early 90s, Billy Ray Cyrus got it right in his song “Some Gave All”:

    “All gave some, but some gave all. Some stood true for the red, white, and blue, and some had to fall. If you ever think of me, think of all your liberty and recall…some gave all”

    YHC prayed us out, lifting up brothers Hog’s Breath, Jose, and welcoming FNGs Xerxes and Snapper. Welcome guys!

    Thanks for letting me lead. It is always a privilege. God Bless!

  • The Murph Recovery Run – from Baywatch

    4 PAX gathered in the gloom for run to stretch sore muscles from the Murph Challenge.

    Started with the normal pleasantries and proceeded with the normal route down Roosevelt towards Bayou St. John. 20 minutes out and 20 minutes back with a catch: 10 burpees at 10 minute mark; 20 up downs at 20 minute mark; 30 corkscrews at 30 minute mark; and 40 leg raises at flag at 40 minute mark. Finished it off with 2 minutes of LBCs.

    #Kuch #Catfish #BackedUp #Baywatch

  • Grandma had a long, rough weekend – from Carpool

    In town to visit grandma, but no one was home at grandma’s house. So YHC did a solo beat down memory lane.

    Warmarama
    25 SSHs IC
    15 IWs IC
    10 Abe Vigodas IC
    10 grass grabbers IC
    10 little baby arm circles IC
    Flapjack
    10 big baby arm circles IC
    Flapjack
    Run around the block

    The Thang
    11s – hand-release merkin burpees and Lane Staleys (IE downhill burpees) with 50 steps bear crawl in between each round, switching to 26 lunge steps halfway through)

    Run around the block

    10 irkins IC
    10 derkins IC
    10 freak nastys IC

    25 calf lifts IC

    12 rounds up the steps

    5 irkins IC
    5 derkins IC
    5 freak nastys IC

    TAPs to all my Northshore friends. Hope you guys are well.

  • Young Bloods @ the Renny – from Catfish

    Nice cool morning at the Renny with 9 PAX. Started in front of the museum facing the bacin with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, SSH, and 8-counts.

    Moved to fountain for some right leg power-ups, dips, left leg power-ups, and derkins. Got on faces for Peter Parkers and J-Los.

    Grabbed a round of 11s with jump squats and bonnie blairs (2 is 1), going from the fountain and bunny hopping up the museum steps. Then grabbed some nickels and dimes – one-minute rounds of 5 burpees, 10 hand-release merkins, SSH to finish the minute).

    Moseyed to the field for burpee suicides. Did four tree lengths with 5 burpees at the starting line, then concluded with 10 burpees.

    Back of museum for 5 rounds of Sunday Mornings (5 overhead claps in people’s chair, 10 donkey kicks, one balls-to-wall press).

    CoT, coffeeteria @ PJs. Well done PAX, and welcome to our FNGs HokieMon and King Prawn.

  • Catfish of the Mists – from Catfish

    Great get-together this morning with 12 PAX at the Misty Mountain.

    Started by moseying over to the lawn across from the audubon entrance. Warmed up with Abe Vigodas (Windmills), Grass Grabbers, and a hearty round of the Motivator.

    Moseyed over to the base of the mountain for some plank action: Peter Parkers, Shoulder Taps, Parker Peters. Split into two lines for Indian Run at the top.

    At the summit – nice long round of Bat Wings to heat up the shoulders. Brief rest, then 15 burpees OYO. Attempted to follow it up with a Dora 1-2-3, but turned into a Dora 1-1-1 with 100 Catalinas, 100 jump squats, and 100 flutter kicks (2 is 1). Non-exercising partner did a “vertical loop” down the stairs, across the lot, then back up.

    Moseyed back to flag for CoT.

  • Burpees and Levees just feel right – from Fracsac

    5 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the OG. YHC traveled way o’er yonder on the West Bank, wondering who would show following a late night of crypto talk. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    IW x 15
    GG IC x 10
    AC x 15, fwd and back
    Peter Parker IC x 15
    Mtn Climber IC x 15

    Mosey to the levee, which is incredibly steep! Start off with Jacob’s Ladder:

    Run up levee, 1 burpee, run back down
    Run up levee, 2 burpees, back down
    Continue up to 7 burpees
    That’s 28 burpees so far…

    Mosey to top of levee for some 11’s. There just happens to be 11 light posts, so can’t pass it up!

    Burpees is the exercise and broad jumps are the movement between posts. Start at 1, end at 11.
    That’s 66 more burpees….94 total thus far..

    With the mighty Mississippi River receding from the steps, take advantage and incorporate into the DirtyMacDeuce…

    4 rounds of 3 x 12 rep exercises, an arm, a leg and a core. Run a lap after each round. The lap was down the riverside levee, across the bottom, then back up.

    Round 1 – merkins, flutter kicks, squats
    Round 2 – Floyd Mayweathers, Hello Dolly, low slow squats
    Round 3 – Catalina Wine Mixers, Freddie Mercs, Bobby Hurleys
    Round 4 – Diamond Merkins, tin snips, and 12 Burpees

    That brings the burpee count to 106….

    Finish with a little Mary and Planking…..

    COT

    NMM

    -YHC committed to doing the OG the week prior. What a great group of Pax on the West Bank. Sign up and change your view of the city!
    -The late night crypto talk kept most in the fart sack, but not Vagabond, host of the gathering the night before! Well done!

    SYITG

  • Tabata II: Electric Boogaloo – from Russo

    Pax of 7 were met with humidity and mugginess at the A1C today. Undeterred and unplanned, pax gave a hastily thrown together Tabata a go to celebrate the last day of school for the year!

    Warmup (all IC, between 10x and 20x)
    – Sealjacks
    – Cherry Pickers
    – Mummy Kicks
    – Windmills
    – Imperial Walkers

    Thang
    Tabata (multiple rounds, 45 seconds on, 15-ish seconds off, interspersed with laps around floor 4 of the garage)
    – Shoulder tap merkins
    – Crunchy frogs
    – Jump squats
    – Peter Parker’s
    – Derkins
    – American Hammers
    – Lunges
    – Air presses
    – Calf Raises
    – Bulgarian Split Squats
    – Urkins
    – LBCs

    With a few minutes left, pax wrapped up with Mary: Hello Dollys, Leg Raises, Gas Pumps, and Penguins.

    A great time was had by all!

    COT, Name o’rama, announcements, and prayer closed us out.

    Special mention of the Memorial Day Murph (5:15 AM Monday at the Marsh, corner of Livingston and Lamarque, coffee to follow?) and our thoughts and prayers to Jose for his knee MRI on Monday.

    Thanks to all for the fellowship and fun from the fellas on a Friday.

    SYITG

  • Soft Scramble – from Shooter

    With plenty of the regulars out of town the Scramble only produced 3 PAX on this Gloom. Brief warmup 10IC Windmills, Toe Touches, Self love, Scorpion kicks and Cowbell leg swings we started our Mosey turning on Monroe and down West Beach to the lakefront. After a little ways down Lakeshore drive we turned up Coffee and returned.. Arrived with 5 mins for LBCs 20IC, Left leg over right 15IC F/F, 15IC Flutter kicks and closed with 💯s to a 100…

  • Afternoon Delight! 5-26-2021 – from Almonaster

    Over to the Fly!

    PAX:

    – Coastrat
    – Gator Roll
    – Douille
    – Wipeout
    – FCOJ
    – Almonaster

    Mosey to the field with the Soccer goal.

    Warmup:

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 10 seconds – Each Foot
    The Morpheus – 10 IC
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the levee.

    11’s
    Merkins – Starting with 10
    Squats – Starting with 1

    Mosey to the Fly, Light Pole.

    Dora around the pine tree.
    100 – Wife Pleasers
    200 – LBC’s
    300 – Shoulder Taps 1 is 1

    Mosey to Moana’s Island.

    Mary
    Leg Lifts – 40 OYO
    Freddie Mercury’s – 40 OYO
    Russian Twists (Douilles) – 40 OYO
    Burpees – 10 OYO

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to Lead!

  • Hip Hop Hooray – from Dry Socket

    Beautful morning out there at Audubon park. We had 20ish PAX present. Warmups included SSH, Grass grabbers, Peter Parkers, Mountain climbers and forward and reverse arm circles.
    Then we posted up at the zoo. DJ Dry Socket broke out his 90s/2000s underground hip hop classics to the delight of the 2 PAX that recognized a Beastie Boys song 🙂
    Did a DORA BOMBS (Burpees, Overhead Press, Merkins, Big Boy Sit up, Squats). Partner ran 0.3 miles around the zoo and switched off.
    We logged close to 3 miles today.
    Then we headed back to the field for a little game of Roxanne/Redlight. Ring of Fire, stayed in plank until your part came up then the pax did 4 merkins at a time.
    Ran back to the flag for some Penguins, LBC, Freddy Merks.