F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • 10/3/20 – from Shooter

    Wanting to pay tribute to at least one of the many fallen officers of past, present and unfortunately the future… YHC pulled the “Hightower” from the Exicon honoring Jacob Hancher. At 23 years of age and only 8 months into service on the Myrtle Beach police department on 10/3/2020 responding to a call of Domestic disturbance he was met by a 20 year old COWARD. While hit with multiple rounds and on the ground Jacob Hancher managed to unholster his weapon and return fire… He ultimately took a final round at point blank range which ended his life.. With these turbulent times and all this crazy media talking of defunding our brave men and women in uniform, I simply felt the need to at least share with the men of F3 on this Gloom, Jacobs story.

    Warmup
    Reverse order of the date
    20IC SSH
    10IC Toe Touches
    3 Merkins
    20IC Mummy Kicks
    10IC Windmills
    3 Merkins
    20IC Butt kicks
    10IC Cherry Pickers
    3 Merkins

    Thang
    “Hightower” Mathew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God..
    I for one firmly believe the Majority of those who where the uniform are peacemakers!!

    Completed rounds in multiple locations
    R1 Trailhead 9 Burpees
    R2 Bottom of parking garage 9 Man-makers bear crawl halfway up the ramp and spring other half.
    R3 3x Hand release 9 Merkin Burpee back pedal half of flat sprint remainder.
    R4 3xJump squat 9 Burpee bear crawl half and sprint remainder.
    R5 Include all rounds for conclusion.

    Moseyed to the court house spilt into 2 groups.
    G1 1,2,3 step broad jumps up the steps while G2 rail crawled up the handicap ramp. F/J
    To the benches remaining in 2 groups G1 Box jumps 20 G2 2 is 1 bench jump overs.
    F/J

    Returned to the trailhead for Mary.
    20IC Scissor kicks
    10IC Flutter kicks
    3 BB sit-ups
    20IC Bicycles
    10IC Crunchy frogs
    3 BB sit-ups
    20IC 100s
    10IC Left elbow right knee F/J
    3 BB sit-ups

    Announcements and YHC prayed us out giving thanks for Jose 10k moms successful surgery..

    Appreciate leading you men this Gloom and your commitment and accountability to become better men!!

    Till the next Gloom 👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼!!

  • Request honored – from Waterpik

    YHC got a text from Jose 10k asking if an extensive amount of running was planned for Monday morning’s beatdown at the Milestone Marsh. Just glad to have a hard commit, YHC would have let Jose lead the workout if he wanted.

    After a Brief warmup consisting of AC, SSH, GM, the pax quickly got to work grabbing the saturated cinder blocks from their hiding spot.

    Beatdown consisted of 4 corners with the pax carrying the coupon (walking) to each of the 4 blocks surrounding Lamarque and Livingston Sts.

    The pax stopped at each corner and did a series of exercises consisting of squat thrusters, presses, goblet squats, big boy sit-ups, leg raises, kettle bell swings.

    After 2 laps around the block, we hit the pull-up bars for 2 sets of max out pull-ups (that’s like 3 for me).

    Then it was off to center court for mary.

    COT and YHC prayed us out. T-Claps to F3 Nola’s Sandbar who posted for the workout, even though his NS friend who was supposed to show up as an FNG stiffed his buddy due to a “cold.”

    Have a good week, guys.
    Thanks for allowing me to lead.

  • Whole Lotta Mosey – from Akbar

    YHC arrived a little early to check the stairs up to the Pilot tower, making sure they were dry enough and no modification would be needed. Russo arrived and sat down to put on his shoes as Snapper walked up. Chewy brought an FNG, a Navy guy who’s on his way from California to Tampa. 5 it would be.

    Warm up x12: SSH, imperial walker, hillbillies, arm circles (f/b), self-love, 10 merkins OYO.

    Short mosey to the Pilot House stairs. 25 reps then run up and down the stairs until finished

    Werkins x50; Shoulder Taps x 100 (1-1)

    Lunge walk mosey to the end of the corridor for Hallelujah Squats (hands up in air) 25 each ,then slalom the length of the corridor and return. Rinse and repeat for 150 total reps.

    Lunge walk mosey to stage, circle up for Stone Mountains IC x20

    Mosey to the end of trailhead for Stirkins x 10 on the wall. Step up each leg, then an Irkin = 1

    Mosey to the gate for These Things. Waterpiks exercise of bodyweight triceps extensions leaning against the gate. He couldn’t think of a name for it and just called it These Things – and it stuck.

    Mosey back to the stairs for Mary, passing the wall by the bathrooms which always reminds me of a brutal Shooter beatdown. We took off our shirts, balls to the wall and then you had to put your shirt back on. I think only Cowbell and Jose10k accomplished it.

    Mary

    Back at the Pilot House for rinse and repeat of the start. Exercise x 25 reps, run up and down the stairs until finished.

    Wife Pleaser x 50, E2K x 100 (50 each knee)

    Circle up for hello dolly 3 ways. Low, mid, and high dolly’s x12

    1 minute lay on your back and stare at the sky

    Heels to Heaven x 10

    Count, Nameorama – Welcome FNG Yeah Yeah (because he says yes to everything).

    COT – Russo prayed us out thinking of Uncle Jimmy and Jose 10K’s mom.

    Til next gloom!

    Akbar

  • Joyful June 21st at The View – from Rudy

    Short detour as I got lost on my way to The View (but at least now I know how to get to Westward Ho for a future visit). But fortunately, I’d left my house early enough just to cover that possibility. At 5:29, YHC and the Old View Reliables (and yes, I mean Old) started off in the humid gloom (though I will say – the weather on the other side of the levee was delightful!)

    Grab a cinderblock and rifle carry to the top of the levee, our home for the next 45 minutes.

    Warmup with some stretching, SSH, IW, etc… Then lets get started

    6/21 – Happy June 21st. 6 Burpee variants at top of the levee, then carry the coupon down to the bottom for 21 reps. 3 rounds, each with 3 sets. Burpees/Curls, 8-Counts/Rows and ManMakers/Chest Presses.

    Partner up: 1 pax take the 2 cinder blocks for a farmer carry down the levee and back up, while the partner does burpees. Repeat x3.

    Now for something new: YHC has been seeing PT for hip problem. Apparently, YHC has the worlds weakest right Gluteus Medius. That’s led to lots of homework for YHC with Gluteus Activationus. Lets try it out with some PAX.

    Bridges: Heels only (toes let the Quads do some of the work). Shake your hammies to make sure they lose (don’t want them doing the work). PINCH those Glutes. That’s it. Hold it. Hold it. ACTIVATING GLUTES. Then rest. Then Up again. Repeat x8 – each hold for around 10 seconds. Then with the glutes sufficiently activated, lets try some sllllooooow squat, holding at the the bottom. AND FOCUS ON FORM. Sit, don’t lean. Hold the core tight. Let the glutes do the work. Then lets do a lunge walk for a bit. Then some more squats. Don’t know about the other PAX, but my butt muscles were feeling it. (and on the positive side – hip pain has decreased greatly in the 4 weeks that I’ve been doing this…)

    Rifle carry coupons back down, and circle up for a final round of LBCs at the flag.

    Count-off/name-o-rama for 4 geriatric PAX (Hate for the youngster of the group, Frac, at a child-like 51…). Prayers – especially for my Mom who is still trying to adjust to life on her own. Father’s Day was a tough day for her yesterday. Thanks for the kind words, guys!

  • 2 Bags are Twice the Fun – from Fracsac

    7 Pax including 1 Down Range from F3 Alpha made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to Babwa Wawa to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. 2 x 60 lb sandbags tagged along, but no rucks were present. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over the levee and circle up on the grass for a warmup:

    SSH IC x 31
    IW x 15
    Grass Grabbers x 12
    AC fwd and back x 10 each
    Self love x 10

    Single column formation, 2 last pax each grab a sandbag and run ahead on the bike path toward the pumping station. All others complete 5 burpees and sprint to catch them. Continue this until each pax carried sandbags twice.

    Ring of Fire 1

    Bobby Hurleys x 10 while others hold Al Gore – twice around.

    Burpees x 5 around the circle x 2

    Back to bike path for more sandbag fun. This time last 2 pax take sandbags and run to front of column and toss to ground. Last 2 pax pick up sandbag and run to front, so forth and so on. Continue until each pax completes twice.

    Ring of Fire 2

    Squats x 10 while others complete monkey humpers AMRAP

    Catalina wine mixers IC x 12

    Back to bike path for repeat of last sandbag run

    Ring of Fire 3

    With 2 sandbags in the circle, Sandy is curls x 10, Sweetness is Overhead press x 10. Hold Al Gore while waiting for sandbag. Twice around.

    Motivator – Deconstructed SSH from 10 to 1

    Continue with sandbag run to starting point and return to flag.

    COT

    NMM

    – Thanks Heisenberg for bringing Sandy to keep Sweetness company.
    – Glad to have Pass Interference from F3 Alpha near Atlanta join us.
    – The weather cooperated for the most part.
    – Coffeteria at Cafe Navarre rocked as usual.
    – The pax seemed to enjoy this unique beat down, thanks to all for posting.

    SYITG

  • 2 Bags are Twice the Fun – from Fracsac

    7 Pax including 1 Down Range from F3 Alpha made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to Babwa Wawa to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. 2 x 60 lb sandbags tagged along, but no rucks were present. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over the levee and circle up on the grass for a warmup:

    SSH IC x 31
    IW x 15
    Grass Grabbers x 12
    AC fwd and back x 10 each
    Self love x 10

    Single column formation, 2 last pax each grab a sandbag and run ahead on the bike path toward the pumping station. All others complete 5 burpees and sprint to catch them. Continue this until each pax carried sandbags twice.

    Ring of Fire 1

    Bobby Hurleys x 10 while others hold Al Gore – twice around.

    Burpees x 5 around the circle x 2

    Back to bike path for more sandbag fun. This time last 2 pax take sandbags and run to front of column and toss to ground. Last 2 pax pick up sandbag and run to front, so forth and so on. Continue until each pax completes twice.

    Ring of Fire 2

    Squats x 10 while others complete monkey humpers AMRAP

    Catalina wine mixers IC x 12

    Back to bike path for repeat of last sandbag run

    Ring of Fire 3

    With 2 sandbags in the circle, Sandy is curls x 10, Sweetness is Overhead press x 10. Hold Al Gore while waiting for sandbag. Twice around.

    Motivator – Deconstructed SSH from 10 to 1

    Continue with sandbag run to starting point and return to flag.

    COT

    NMM

    – Thanks Heisenberg for bringing Sandy to keep Sweetness company.
    – Glad to have Pass Interference from F3 Alpha near Atlanta join us.
    – The weather cooperated for the most part.
    – Coffeteria at Cafe Navarre rocked as usual.
    – The pax seemed to enjoy this unique beat down, thanks to all for posting.

    SYITG

  • What Storm? – from Catfish

    Two distinguished gentlemen this morning at the Mothership for a post-storm beatdown of epic proportions.

    Moseyed to peristyle to warm up with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Grabbed some Imperial Squat Walkers to get the legs warmed up, then dropped to faces for Peter Parker Peters, Plank Jacks, and low slow merkins.

    Out to the benches for left leg power ups, dips, right leg power ups, and derkins. Over to Great Lawn for a “stacking” Four Corners with 7 burpees, 14 merkins, 21 jump squats, and 28 overhead claps, moseying between each corner. “Stacking” refers to how each set was cumulative, so that the final set consisted of 7 burpees, 14 merkins, 21 jump squats, and 28 overhead claps, with each of the intervening corners adding another exercise.

    Grabbed some Freddies, leg lifts, and dying conckroaches. Then did another round of Four Corners. Grabbed some flutter kicks, American Hammers, and LBCs. Did another round of Four Corners.

    Grabbed some grass for Jack Webbs, then on to faces for Shoulder Taps while shoulders were burning.

    Wentback to the corner for some column-sit action. Did some arm circles in the wall sit, then moved to low slow squats. Another column-sit with backwards arm circles, then monkey humpers.

    Parking lot for some 8-counts for the finish, then over to flag zone for CoT.

  • Rock me like a…post tropical cyclone? – from Russo

    Pax of 11 braved the 14 mph gusts and one major squall lasting 3.4 minutes at Granny’s this morning. YHC arrived early to do a little chalk drawing of the day’s activities and Hammer was already ready to get going.

    Warm up (all IC, 10-15x each)
    – seal jacks
    – imperial walkers
    – cherry pickers
    – high knees
    – windmills
    – arm circles

    Thing before the Thang
    Never one to shy away from a good mosey (ahem), YHC led a slow mosey around the warehouse and back through Granny’s columns (where Hammer had flashbacks to 1986 in the Lakeside mall arcade lining his quarters up to challenge any and all comers to Centipede).

    In tribute to Shooter and his reluctance to get calf implants, Pax did calf raises up and down the pilot house (3 for each step).

    Thang
    Ladder: (A) 10 exercises, descending rep count from 10 to 1
    (B) 10 rounds
    (C) 10 different starting exercises, so theoretically 55 reps for each movement, 550 total (MATH!!!)
    (D) Rotate clockwise positioning so each person calls out the next rep count and exercise

    – merkins
    – scissor kicks
    – jump squats
    – crab cakes
    – plank jacks (2 is 1)
    – big boy sit-ups
    – sister Mary Catherine’s
    – monkey humpers
    – shoulder tap merkins
    – crunchy frogs

    Post-Thang Thing
    Continuing with the theme of 5 (at marked market position 55 as noted by Chewy), YHC fondly remembers when Arby’s would fill up a growing boy with their “5 for $5” so pax did 5 reps of 5 exercises
    – freak nastys
    – circle ups
    – groiners
    – leg raises
    – suicide squats

    A plank for a minute or so of remaining time closed us out.

    COT, count, name o Rama, and prayer wrapped things up.

    A few reminders:
    (1) FIA/F3 mixer this Thursday!
    (2) Jose is shooting for 15 at the A1C on Friday!
    (3) Gnarly Nutria is scheduled for 7/21
    (4) Planning trip to help out our brother Goose down in God’s other country (Thibodeaux) on 7/24

    BONUS set list from this morning:

    Nutshell – Alice In Chains
    Over the Hills and Far Away – Led Zepplin
    The Zoo – Scorpions
    Broken – Seether
    Money Talks – AC/DC
    Psycho Killer – Talking Heads
    Policy of Truth – Depeche Mode
    Wheels – Foo Fighters
    Little Things – Bush
    Dead Man’s Party – Oingo Boingo

    As always, thank you all for joining me, letting me lead, and helping with that task throughout, but mostly for continuing to entertain me as we make sweat angels. SYITG

  • RIP to a Block Named Blayne – from Catfish

    Big day at the mountain, starting with 8-counts at the shelter. Moseyed to the southern side of the mountain for 5 mins of EMOM burpees.

    Moseyed up to the peak for a nice wall-site leg-a-thon. Wall sat with overhead claps, then jump squats. Back to wall sit for seal claps, then monkey humpers. Back to wall sits and moroccan night clubs.

    Moseyed down the south side, then to the block place. Grabbed blocks and paired off for a Dora 1-2-3 with 100 thrusters, 200 merkins, and 300 curls. Didn’t quite finish, because needed some time for the Bitch Block Sacrifice. The Q gave a few words, the Bitch Block was named Blayne (who is a bitch, according to the inscription at the top of the mountain), and then Blayne was crushed to pieces and his remains tossed into Bayou St. John. Pour one out for Blayne, what a bitch. Did a final round of man-makers (in cadence) and replaced the (non-bitch) blocks in the spot.

    Moseyed back to the path to the shelter. Indian run back, then did some Sister Mary Catherines to seal the deal and bring in the rain. Under the shelter for CoT.

  • Casino Royale – from Fletch

    No need to gamble with your fitness, just show up and do the work. Warmup of grass grabbers, windmills, imperial walkers, arm circles, forward and backwards, seal claps and overhead claps. The workout of choice was a simple deck of cards where diamonds =squats, hearts=merkins, spades = ssh, clubs= sit-ups. We worked our way through the deck once with a mosey around the parking deck with each joker pulled. We then moseyed around again to finish the deck and started over with each PAX pulling a card at random. Cowbell had luck with him and pulled a joker so we did burpees. We worked our way half through the deck till time was up. Nameorama and Water Pick prayed us out. Everyone walks away a winner after an F3 Beatdown. Thanks gentlemen