F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • Holiday calories -BAM – from Waterpik

    YHC felt the need to work off some Holiday calories after a week of Big meals, late nights, desserts, beer, wine, and cocktails. The holidays—YHC enjoyed a bit of it all, and they’re not over yet. But, alas, it was time to get back to work, including “work in the gloom”

    After a brief warmup, YHC led the pax through a benchmark beatdown that was intended to be reminiscent of the origins of the milestone marsh- started by butt splice.

    One minute of AMRAP merkins.

    One minute of AMRAP big boy Sit-ups,

    1 mile timed run down to the lakefront’s sea wall and back. (Hence the moniker, milestone marsh)

    Back at the AO, it was time for 3-6-9. Thank you shooter.

    Pull-ups, burpees, merkins. 4 sets total.

    Close out by heading to center court for some mary.

    cot and thanks to Akbar for praying us out.

  • ‘21 Skinny Final – from Tinkles

    12 Pax needed a good sweat after a glutinous Christmas weekend. No place like the Skinny to start the week off and balance out the ongoing holiday fun. It was good to see a crew that was ready to work!

    Warm up: Mosey to grass zoo lot for warm up of SSH, Grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers, Peter Parker, Mountain Climbers, Parker Peters.

    Mosey to the levee for some hill work. Run towards the Corps building with going up and down the levee between each light pole.

    Mosey over to Carver Playground. Pax thinks this is a first. It’s good to get out in the neighborhood a bit. Suicides on the basketball court followed by some Mary and merkin ring of fire. 4-corner BLIMPs on the field. Good work.

    Mosey back to the park and the pull-up station. Four stations of work in rotation.

    Mosey back to the flag for count off, namorama, and COT. Great seeing everyone and thanks for the chance to lead!

  • The Dirty Dozen – from Hokie

    After attending workouts this past month with the 12 Days of CHRISTmas and 12 Days of Fitmas… it was time to unveil the Dirty Dozen

    Warm up

    Abe Vigoda x12
    Grass Grabbers x12
    SSH x12
    Imperial Walker x12

    The thang

    The Dirty Dozen

    12 is the number

    Each round add an exercise

    Round 1. 12 burpees
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 2.
    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 3.
    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    12 Cross over Merkins (1 is 1)
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 4.

    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    12 Cross over Merkins (1 is 1)
    12 Shoulder Presses
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 5 … change mode of transportation to Bernie Sanders and restart accumulation for rounds 5-8

    12 Squats then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 6.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 7.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    12 4 count mountain climbers
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 8.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    12 4 count mountain climbers
    12 4 count flutter kicks
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Reset again for 9-11 and change mode of transportation to mosey

    Round 9
    12. Coupon bench Presses
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 10.
    12. Coupon bench Presses
    12, 2 count Coupon twists (American Hammers)
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 11.
    12 Coupon bench Presses
    12 2 count Coupon twists (American Hammers)
    12, Pull Throughs
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 12
    12 reps of 1-11 above
    Plus 12 Triceps

    Thanks for allowing me to close out my 62nd trip around the Sun with this Q

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas 2021 (The Return) – from Grundy

    Twas six nights before Christmas, in 2020 it was spurned, but now the year reads 21’, and the nightmare has returned.

    This workout is intense, you need not take my word, that’s fine. But if you need a reference, Tanked up will tell you I’m not lying. Sometimes we went slick and other times was with a ruck, and in the times that it got hard we had to just embrace the suck.

    This year there was Hogs breath, Steve, and Junior Varsity. Russo and Amnesia and the newly disdained Grundy

    For those still unaware (or knew before and did not show), here’s the list of all we did…

    For workout see below:

    150 burpees
    2 miles of running
    150 man-makers
    2 miles of rucking
    100 Merkins
    100 Sit-ups
    100 Squats
    100 4 count SSHs
    100 4 count mountain climbers
    100 4 count flutter kicks
    100 Ruck Presses
    100 2 count Ruck twists (American Hammers)
    100 Ruck Pull Throughs

    We left with aches and bruises and pray we have no long term damage, but the tales we heard from Hogs breath will help us carry on and manage. The man shows up to beatdowns from the far land of Slidell, so if there was a “commitment” award he’d surely win the title.

    JV has become a real staple of our crew. With his completion of the nightmare he’s now earned his stripes to boot. He now joins a fraternity of those who’ve reached the end, forevermore he’s one of us and one I’m proud to call my friend.

    Russo showed up with what seemed was insufficient baggage. But once more it’s been shown “it matters not the size of package”. In the end it made it through with Russo’s sheer determination, and that describes the man I’ve come to have such admiration.

    Amnesia powered on when his body said ‘enough’! But just one look at that man’s legs will tell you that he’s tough! When the last rep was accomplished, and after talking with his spouse, Amnesia climbed up on his bike and then he rode back to his house.

    Steve returned once more for what could maybe be called penance, but how could one commit such evil where this would be the sentence?! The only way I can account for Steve repeating this endeavor, is that he’s a man who’ll walk ‘longside a brother through whatever.

    These examples, and countless more, are the reasons we all do this. And thus our workout completed once more “The Nightmare Before Christmas”.

    Until next year….
    Grundy

  • 2 steps forward – 1 step back – from Hokie

    Just like in life, we will accelerate and then slip…

    Seeing no Q sign up, I decided to roll out my 62nd trip around the son by Q’ing this morning at Renaissance and again tomorrow at The Joy

    The Warm up include 10x Abe Vigoda, 10x Grass Grabbers and 20x SSH

    The Thang

    We moseyed to the field in front of NOMA.

    Lunge FORWARD 2 trees
    5 Merkins for Vagabond & Hokie and 5 burpees for Frac
    Lunge BACKWARDS one tree back towards NOMA
    5 Merkins for Vagabond & Hokie and 5 burpees for Frac

    RINSE & REPEAT 5x

    Turn around so we can head back towards NOMA

    This time we will mosey forward 2 trees
    5 T Merkins (2 is one)
    Mosey backwards aka Bernie one tree
    5 T Merkins (2 is one)

    Rinse & Repeat all the way back to NOMA

    With about 15 minutes left, the Q threw Frac into a state of questioning by announcing “Let’s head to the back of NOMA”

    At the back we went into one minute AMRAPs

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    1st AMRAP for our Nantan – BURPEES!

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Next – Shoulder taps for one minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Low, slow squats for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    LBC’s for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    Close with People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    Thanks for the privilege!

    I love you all and THANK you for your friendship and your efforts to make me a better man

  • Triple Shift Birthday Q – 54 & 100 – from Triple Shift

    I’ve circled the Sun for 53 years and now I am entering my 54th year. With the passage of time, I can’t help but contemplate my life and how blessed I am to have a wonderful wife of 25 years and five (5) fantastic children! How did I get here? Well, I could answer that in so many ways but for today, I want to honor and recognize my dad who would have been 100 this year if he were still alive. With that in mind, I gave the disclaimer and did a very untraditional run for The Uptowner.

    WARMUP
    I gave the instruction to the PAX that we are running the one (1) mile Pontiff loop and that when we would encounter another person, we would greet them with a hearty “Merry Christmas.” If that person responded back with a “Merry Christmas” we would then perform five (5) burpees and four (4) big boy sit ups. If, however, they responded with anything else, we would perform ten (10) burpees and eight (8) big boy sit ups. Groans and protests ensued from Rev Sox….which validated my decision. During our run, we only encountered one guy walking a dog and he had his ear buds on and never responded at all when we all said, “Merry Christmas.”

    THE THANG
    When we arrived back where we started, we headed out to the football field, and I had the pax line up on the goal line for a tribute to my dad (who would have been 100) and to my birthday (54). For the exercise, we would bear crawl 100 yards and for every five (5) hand touches, we would get up and then perform four (4) forward lunges and then repeat until we reached the other goal line. After we reached the far goal line, I modified the exercise heading back. We would bear crawl 100 yards again but for every five (5) touches with the right hand, we would then perform four (4) burpees. Repeat that sequence until we reached the original goal line. That was a real crowd pleaser!

    With time running out, we partnered up and did B.L.I.M.P.S. around the track. Pax 1 and Pax 2 would run in a opposite direction around the track and when they met up, they would perform 5 burpees. After they performed their exercise, they would take off in the opposite direction and then perform the next exercise of 10 lunges (2 is 1) and so on until we finished with the thirty (30) squats.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    So very thankful for E Major (my 2.2) and the seven (7) other PAX members coming out to celebrate my birthday! Getting older is a natural condition but getting better takes intentionality, endurance, consistency and accountability. With that, may you experience a peace filled Christmas season and a blessed New Year as we continue to accelerate together throughout 2022!

  • Christmas Coal-Hauling (Mothership 2021-12-25) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Rather Warm for Christmas Day

    The Thang

    A nice little F3 / Stone Foundation beatdown with Wyldcat representing for the ladies this morning.

    Quick Mosey over to the parking lot for a warmup:

    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    Imperial Squat Walkers x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 20 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    Burpees x 5 OYO

    Went and looked under the trees around the fountain to see if Santa left any gifts there. Found some lumps of coal (rocks). Grabbed a few and circled up under the trees for:

    Curls x 15 (in cadence)
    Shoulder Press x 15 (in cadence)
    Curls x 15 (in cadence)
    Chest Press x 15 (in cadence)
    Flutter Kicks x 15 (in cadence)
    Curls x 15 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to the benches at the corner for:

    Low slow Bulgarians x 15 (in cadence)
    Derkins x 15 (in cadence)
    Low slow Bulgarians other leg (in cadence)
    Dips x 15 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to back of museum for:

    Donkey Kicks x 15 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to the museum and grabbed some stairs for:

    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises x 15 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises (other leg) x 15 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)

    Front of museum for 4x jack webs, starting at eight, adding four merks each round. Got up to 20.

    Back to flag zone for CoT.

  • Rocks or Blocks – from Kuch

    YHC made the trek to Metry to Q Rock City for another LVCC member who could not make it. The reception was positive – everyone agreed YHC was a clear upgrade. Well, I think that was implied with comments like “oh, you’re the Q” and “so you’re actually going to lead a workout today?” You had to be there

    We moseyed to the warm-up area for some warm-up exercises and some 8-count bodybuilders, which I guess are now a warm-up exercise for F3 Nola anyway. I think Triple Shift was a little late (workouts start promptly at 5:30 AM sir), but it might have just been that he needed some heavy machinery to move his rock.

    Next, we hit the field for some sprints and exercises. Bring the rock once, leave it for the next one. We did some curls, rows, thrusters (with rocks) as well as some burpees, merks, etc… without a rock.

    Next, we hit the hill for 11’s with heavy freddies (rock side) and burpees on the non-rock side. Everyone went hard and we just about finished before heading back to the rock pile. While we waited for everyone to arrive, we did some merry, including a set of 50 flutter kicks IC for a little added fun. Gotta bring the lagniappe.

    Back to the flag at 6:15 for COT. I was sore the following day, which reminds me that I need to hit other AO’s more often to get more variety. Rocks are different from blocks, and I suspect they force you to employ more stabilizer muscles because they’re unwieldy. So thanks to my Metry friends for reminding me of that.

  • MISTLETOE, part deux (F3 traditional arr. By Sandbar, at a Caroling Pace) – from Sandbar

    Pax were forewarned that by the end of the beatdown, they would be the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nut house.

    Mosey down St. Charles and back to Loyola. Warmups in front of the crèche. SSH, grassgrabbers, windmills. PAX divided into 4 groups, each had to select a carol they knew and could lead bc F3 is about leadership!

    Group 1 led the first mosey to the mountain with “We wish you a Merry Christmas.” Group 1 ran out of verses before we reached the mountain.

    At the mountain, PAX reformed for a Native American Run, and Group 2 led dashing through the garage while caroling with “Jingle Bells.” Running while singing is HARD.

    At level 5 we stopped for the 6 and did 15x Parker Peters, Mountain Climbers, and Peter Parkers IC. PAX reformed into a wassailing group and Group 3 led “All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth,” in honor of Bieber’s crash on Oak St. on Tuesday. It lasted for about 50 yards.

    On the top deck, PAX paired off for flapjack M-I-S-T-L-E-T-O-E. One pax did the exercise, while the other went down the stairs on level and ran back up.
    Merkins
    Imperial Walkers
    Squats
    Twists (LBTs)
    Louisville Lip
    Toe Taps (Penguins)
    Elf on the Shelf
    One leg calf raises
    El BCs

    After MISTLETOE, Group 4 led the caroling into the stairwell, with the 12 Yats of Christmas. YHC and other transplants only knew the traditional lyrics, but neither effort improved the other.

    Back the flag for COT.