F3 New Orleans

Author: RevSox

  • It’s a Race!

    16 men arrived to stomp through the streets of New Orleans this morning, but YHC had other plans. YHC has enjoyed tracking his endurance and capabilities through the IronPax challenge, H8, and bi-annual F3NOLA races. YHC thought it was time to throw in another way to measure himself and his brethren.

    Going forward whenever YHC Qs the 610 Stomp, the workout will be a 3 mile race followed by some fun and games. YHC’s hope is that the Pax will be able to track their time and distance to see how F3 has made us faster and stronger on this journey.

    The Thang

    Standard disclaimer and mosey from the flag to the track. The men lined up for an F3 race – 3 miles without using the inner two lanes in the track. This resulted in a 3.2 mile race. The times were as follows:

    1. Shuffles 20:16
    2. Screw Top 23:06
    3. Belloq 23:43
    4. Rudy 23:47
    5. Tua 24:11
    6. Sacagawea 24:15
    7. Jesus Juice 24:51
    8. Rev Sox 25:28
    9. Col. Mustard 27:20
    10. Swiss Miss 28:08
    11. Kuch 27:25 – 11 laps
    12. War Eagle 27:52 – 11 laps
    13. Tool 28:08 – 11 laps
    14. Complicated 25:05 – 10 laps
    15. Hokie Pokey 26:37 – 10 laps
    16. Hawg 27:04 – 10 laps

    The Game

    The Pax moseyed through the mud and over to the football field for some ultimate frisbee. The Pax counted off by two and spit into 2 teams. The skins blew out the shirts by a score of 28-7. The winners were YHC, Jesus Juice, War Eagle, Tua, Col Mustard, Kuch, and someone else on my team that I can’t remember.

    The Conclusion

    Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, and Prayer at the flag. Thank for playing some games and letting YHC score some touchdowns.

    -Rev Sox

  • Popeyes Preseason

    Popeyes Preseason

    8 men came out in the gloom and suffocating humidity to Popeyes on Wednesday, August 28th at 5:30am to try their hand at the IronPax Preseason challenge.

    YHC started with the basic disclaimer at 5:29am and led the pax in a 400 meter warmup mosey to establish the lap for the run of this morning’s challenge.

    The Thang

    24 squats, 24 merkins, 24 lunge steps (2 count as 1), and a 400 meter run is one lap. The goal is to complete six in the fastest time possible. Simple but not easy, especially in the humid conditions.

    The Times

    Two Yutes – 23:57

    Tua – 27:25

    RevSox – 30:09

    Hokie – 32:47

    BooBoo – 34:01

    Darkwing Duck – 37:36

    KennerBrah – 39:21

    Chips – 42:02

    Tclaps to Two Yutes for coming in first with a dominate time under 24 minutes!

    Tua for finishing 2nd after starting F3 only a couple of months ago. He’s going to be gunning for Mahatma soon.

    BooBoo for picking up the Uptowner AO Q (if you ask me the Uptowner Q has been slacking off on his Q duties lately, it’ll be great to see fresh blood restore life to the Uptowner)

    Hokie for improving on his previous time for the IronPax preason by an insane 8 minutes. Hokie basically lapped his Monday time.

    Darkwing Duck for improving in leaps and bounds since his F3 start and making me feel guilty for being more consistent to the Metairie workouts than I am.

    KennerBrah for putting all of us young guys to shame with his work ethic.

    Chips for pushing through to the end and ensuring that every Pax member left this morning stronger and faster than when he arrived.

    The Conclusion

    Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Chips continued with last lunge walks as we counted off and the Pax ran Chips last lap with him. Announcements and Prayer in the extra sweaty ball of man.

    -Rev Sox

  • O Boo Boo, Where Art Thou?

    YHC arrived at Popeyes at 5:25am to spot the trucks of two of his favorite Pax members, Darkwing Duck and Tua. Sadly, those would be the only F3NOLA vehicles YHC would spot this morning for a sweaty Popeyes workout.

    About 2 months ago, YHC filled in the Q sheet with all the Popeyes regulars and a special Jingle Vader guest Q. Each week Q after Q faithfully arrived until this morning when Boo Boo was nowhere to be found. (Darkwing Duck claims Boo Boo is in Pittsburgh, but YHC finds it hard to believe that people still visit Pittsburgh.)

    YHC gave the standard disclaimer and started the 3 man Pax in a mosey while trying to decide what to do for the next 45 minutes.

    Warm-Up

    SSH -27

    Side lunges – 10

    Hillbillies – 20

    Plankjacks – 20

    Rocky Balboas – 20

    Leg Stuff

    YHC led a mosey over to one of Popeyes many walls that make for great step ups and led the Pax in a series of leg exercises.

    Channing Tatums – 20

    Tatum Channings – 20

    Box Jumps – 10

    Repeat at 15, 15 and 8. 10, 10 and 5. 5, 5, and 3

    Elevens

    The go to exercise (along with Dora) for a morning where the Q doesn’t arrive is elevens. The pax didn’t even need to change locations as we started with 10 incline merkins, and ran over to the next wall for one dip. Repeated the exercises with back and forth running until we were at 1 incline merkin and 10 dips.

    Mosey

    YHC led the Pax in a mosey to the exercise equipment near Napoleon.

    Short Circuit

    With only three Pax members in attendance, we completed a short circuit on the exercise equipment with 5 burpees as the count. The Pax rotated between burpees, pullups and leg lifts. Rinse and repeat

    Mosey

    YHC led the Pax in a mosey back to the virtual flag for some Mary.

    Mary

    O Dolly to the left – 15

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    O Dolly to the right – 15

    Big Boy Situps – 10

    Conclusion

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, and Prayer in the Sweaty Ball of Man.

    Thanks Darkwing and Tua for following me as if we weren’t running around like chickens with our heads cut off. Boo boo, you got the Q on October 9th.

    -Rev Sox

  • Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    YHC began Wednesday morning like any other Wednesday morning with a quality 45 minute beatdown at Popeyes (this Wednesday led by the always dangerous Darkwing Duck). YHC’s thoughts quickly turned to the Gnarly Nutria as a nutria was spotted by Hokie Pokey running in the grass near the Pax. YHC took this as a strong omen for an upcoming victory for the World. The native nutria had come out from its hole to bless the World on the morning of the Gnarly Nutria.

    YHC’s confidence continued to grow as he arrived at the Gnarly Nutria to see members of the World surrounding him as the World came out in force. Surely the World would continue their winning streak and extend their dominance over the Uptowners on their home turf. Reluctant Yankee shouted out the rules and scoring system and led the racers to the starting line.

    A record 91 men lined up for the 4th running of the Gnarly Nutria. 51 for the World. 28 for the Uptowners. 12 for the Northshore. After an odd 2 minute countdown, the runners were off in the humidity and the heat for 5.4 miles of sweaty, stupid joy.

    As YHC rounded the first turn of the Gnarly Nutria with Tua and Heisenberg by his side, he his extreme confidence in a victory began to fade and he knew the world might be in trouble in spite of their superior numbers. A mass of Uptowners burst forward past him with a speed the World would be unable to match.

    Then the funk hit. YHC doesn’t want to know what the Uptowners are doing in their fabled Audubon park but the stink of the park was strong last night and surely slowed down the time of the World and the NorthShore who aren’t accustomed to the Uptown Funk.

    Flatline can hold his head high and claim the title “Fastest Man in F3NOLA” for the next 12 months. Flatline finished the Gnarly Nutria IV in a blistering fast 33 minutes. ESPN8 came in second with 35 minutes. In-Time came in third with a time of 38 minutes. Mulligan finished fourth with 39 minutes and Isobar rounded out the top 5 with 39 minutes and 40 seconds.

    4 of the top 5 were Uptowners with In-Time the top finisher for the NorthShore and Shuffles coming in 7th with the top place for the World. Thanks to their domination in speed, the Uptowners overcame the World’s superior numbers.

    The Uptowners won Gnarly Nutria IV with 326 points.

    The World came in second with 260 points

    Northshore came in third with a respectable 127 points coming from only 12 runners.

    Tripleshift wins the award for most significant run of the night as he rucksaked the race in honor of Terabyte who went to be with his Savior, Jesus Christ earlier this year.

    Bogey wins the award for most beautiful face of the night. Thanks for keeping score and being the pretty face waiting for us at the finish line.

    The After Party

    The Pax of 91 – 5 gathered together for post-race Name-O-Rama and the announcements of the winner and top finishers. The Pax began with a moment of silence and prayer thanking God for Terabyte and the role he played in F3NOLA.

    Followed by a far too long Counterama, followed by a far too long Name-O-Rama, the Pax named 9 FNGs. I am guessing that is a new F3NOLA FNG record. Welcome to Mallrats, Bangs, Johnny Football, Polaroid, Mumbles, Body Shots, Incandescent, Apollo, and Hot Pants.

    The Pax gathered together for the infamous sweaty ball-o-man as YHC closed the Pax out in prayer thanking God for the evening and asking Him to use F3 to impact the lives of more men in NOLA. F3 means so much to all of us and may we not hog and hide the friendship, accountability, and growth we have received in F3. Continue to find those men at your work, neighborhood, and in your families who are isolated and struggling. The average American man has less than one friend. YHC has 91. You have 91. Pass this friendship on to others.

    Your Humble Correspondent,

    Rev Sox

    The Results

    1. Flatline
    2. ESPN8
    3. In Time
    4. Mulligan
    5. Isobar
    6. Waterpik
    7. Shuffles
    8. Turbo Tax
    9. Cavalier
    10. Mahatma-Ice
    11. Screw Top
    12. Cowbell
    13. Tinkles
    14. Saban
    15. Fetch
    16. Baby Bjorn
    17. FNG Alex
    18. El Guapo
    19. Sea Biscuit
    20. Sandbar
    21. Rudy
    22. Ya Mom’n Dem
    23. 86
    24. Shorty
    25. SOGO
    26. Jadaveon
    27. Two Yutes
    28. FNG Deano?
    29. Backdraft
    30. Jesus Juice
    31. Nip Tuck
    32. FNG
    33. Heisenberg
    34. Speedy Gonzalez
    35. Quarter Pipe
    36. Bartman
    37. Rev Sox
    38. Tua
    39. FNG
    40. Shooter
    41. FNG
    42. Pai Gow
    43. Amnesia
    44. Bongo
    45. FracSac
    46. Ocho
    47. FNG
    48. Einstein
    49. Nine Lives
    50. Kuch
    51. Kiss
    52. Tool
    53. Baywatch
    54. Gideon
    55. Chewy
    56. Reluctant Yankee
    57. Gumby
    58. FNG
    59. PoBoy
    60. Woz
    61. FNG
    62. FNG
    63. War Eagle
    64. Tanner
    65. FNG
    66. Hawg
    67. Surge
    68. Chowda
    69. Chips
    70. Darkwing Duck
    71. Hokey Pokey
    72. Triple Shift
    73. Jose 10k
    74. Bushwacker
    75. Brown Bag
    76. Earmuffs
    77. Squeal
    78. Moist
    79. DaParish
    80. Uncle Si
    81. Colonial
    82. Mambi
    83. Short Bus
    84. Left Eye
    85. King Kong
    86. Amnesty
    87. Seaman
    88. Cash Bar
    89. Gold Bar
    90. FNG
    91. FNG
  • Celebrating the Real Independence Day

    Celebrating the Real Independence Day

    On July 2, 1776, 13 hardheaded colonies stomped all over their British lords by approving a resolution of independence from Great Britain. YHC’s ancestor John Adams predicted that on July 2nd every year, America would forever celebrate the anniversary of that day with great festivals of pomp and parade, shews, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illumination from one end of the continent to the other.

    Alas, Americans now celebrate July 4th when the declaration was signed not voted on. As a descendant of the Adams, YHC led the 610 Stomp in a festive July 2nd celebration this morning.

    The 21 men of the Stomp took place in the first ever July 2nd Independence Day Race. A 13 lap race on the City Park Practice Track in honor of the 13 original colonies. The race of 3.25 miles was won by Smooth with a second place finish by Screw Top. May their names be forever remembered in F3NOLA lore. Once 13 men finished the 13 laps, the race was called so the Pax could play one more game in celebration of the Nation’s independence.

    The Pax ran over to the football field for a good old fashioned game of American football. Smooth and Screw Top served as our captains for a school yard pick. Following sloppy play by the QBs, two interceptions and a turnover on downs, team Smooth scored the only touchdown of the game to seal the victory 6-0 in celebration of America!

    The Pax ran back to the flag for the Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, and Intentions. Welcome to F3NOLA to our FNG, Uncle Si!

    Happy Birthday America! May you have 243 more!

    – Rev Sox

  • Rev Sox is not winning immunity

    Called to fill in for Darkwing Duck (YHC continues to anxiously awaits his VQ when F3NOLA will truly get dangerous for the first time), YHC set out to lead a traditional slow-paced no running workout for the Pax at the Uptowner. Disclaimer was given and we were off.

    Warm-Up

    SSH – 27

    Hillbillies – 20

    Inchworms – 10

    Side lunges – 15

    LSS – 20

    The Thang

    Purgatory

    The Pax grabbed our rocks for the morning and walked past the first baseball field to spend a little time in purgatory. This is YHC’s new name for a workout created by Triple Shift. While holding your coupon drop to one knee, then down on both knees, get back up one foot at a time. Once up, take one lunge step with each leg. Repeat until the Pax crosses the field to the tree line.

    Pull-ups

    The Pax took our rocks to the playground for two pull-up races. We split into two teams of 3. Starting with the largest team member and ending with the smallest, each person did 3 pull-ups, went to the back of the line, then each did 2 and finished with each doing a single pull-up. The first team to finish wins.

    Team awesome (Gatsby, Boo Boo, and Rev Sox) narrowly beat team not awesome (Rougarou, Hand Grenada, Vanilla) in the race.

    The second race was dead man hangs. This competition was based on which team could hang the longest. The team members not hanging did rows and curls with their rocks while waiting. YHC learned that he would never win immunity challenges in Survivor this morning. Boo Boo hung a long time allowing YHC to have a massive time advantage against Vanilla as the last person on each team to hang. This should have been a second easy win for team awesome against team not awesome. YHC just didn’t have the strength of will to hang longer than Vanilla giving team not awesome the win. (YHC has yet another reason to never apply to be on Survivor.)

    Partner Work

    The Pax partnered up for some Partner Shrugs (20 count) and Partner Curls (20 count). Then as partners the Pax went for 20 underdogs underneath the swings.

    People’s Chair

    The Pax took our rocks and sat down on the tennis court fences for 3 sitting session. Each sit came with curls in cadence (15, 10, 6).

    Mary

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    O Dolly – 15

    Penguins – 15

    LBC – 20

    Hello Dolly – 15

    COT

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead, it’s been a while since YHC had the opportunity at the Uptowner.

    Rev Sox

  • NAME-O-RAMA

    NAME-O-RAMA

    YHC has been on the sidelines with a shoulder injury for the last couple of months, so he had plenty of time to plan for this particular workout at his beloved Popeyes. So as 10 men arrived in the sweaty, gloom it was time to roll at 5:30am. sharp. Wait….an FNG arrived at 5:31, so the Pax took off at 5:32.

    The Warm-Up

    YHC led the Pax on a short mosey to do a standard warm-up

    SSH -25

    Imperial Walkers – 20

    Shoulder Taps – 15 (should have been prepared for shoulder taps to aggravate my shoulder injury, but alas)

    Side lunges – 15 (someone needs to come up with a good F3 name for this exercise)

    Hillbillies – 20

    The Thang

    YHC saw another F3 Pax on Twitter spell their F3 names using an exercise to represent each letter. Since he had plenty of time between Qs, YHC made up his own version of the NAME-O-RAMA . Each Pax would do the exercises corresponding to the letters of his name. Once finished, the Pax with shorter names would find members with longer names and help them finish. All of the vowels were running exercises (in hindsight I should have come up with a better system to cut down on the amount of long runs. I hit 3.2 miles and I think other members ran longer than I did). It would have been nice to see the Reluctant Yankee here this morning.

    Check out the featured image of this post to see the whole alphabet and bring this to the other AOs in NOLA.

    YHC’s morning workout as an example:

    R- 20 Pull-ups E- Run to the F3 Flag and back V- 50 Big Boy Sit-ups S- 20 Burpees O – Run to the top of the bleachers X – 30 Box Jumps YHC then did another E – Run to the F3 Flag and back to hit Hokie Pokey’s last E.

    The runs were too long, so not every Pax finished and YHC committed one of the seven deadly sins of F3 by running the Pax back to the flag at 6:18am.

    The Close

    COUNTERAMA, NAME-O-RAMA, and the Pax named two FNGS. Chips’ 2.0 was named Frito Lays, and we also welcomed Voyeur into our ranks. Sweaty-Ball-O-Man lifted our prayers and thanksgiving to the King calling for mercy to our family and F3NOLA members in need and asking God to empower us to be the men He desires us to be.

  • RED Friday: The Wittman Hero WOD

    Our prayers go out to our brother Hawg as his mother went home to Jesus Christ after a battle with cancer. Pray for Hawg’s family and especially his father during this time.

    Since Hawg is returning from Arkansas today, YHC picked up the Q for our monthly RED Friday Hero WOD at the Uptowner. YHC searched through Crossfit and F3 workouts for the ideal Hero WOD this morning. After some searching, the perfect workout was discovered.

    On Feb. 4, 2018, Hawg led the first RED Friday workout at the Uptowner with a grand total of 4 participants: Hawg, Big Rock, Little Rock, and the Wall. Hawg muscled through the workout as the Lone Ranger and finished the goal of 7 rounds. Since Hawg was out of town, YHC thought it was appropriate to give the Wittman WOD a second go.

    The Warmup

    28 SSH

    20 Hillbillies (YHC’s form was better than ever after spending two days in Paragould, AR with Hawg’s clan)

    15 Side Lunges

    The Thang

    15 Kettlebell swings with a little rock

    15 Power Cleans with a big rock

    15 box jumps on the Uptowner Wall

    Goal: 7 rounds

    The Results

    Today’s results are a testament to the importance of pushing one another to improve and iron sharpening iron. None of today’s Pax is in the same league as Hawg. Most workouts Hawg stands out as a man among boys as he leads in his flip-flops. YHC was certain all would fail to finish since Hawg only completed 7 rounds last Feb. Everyone hit 8. Hand Grenada finished 9. YHC finished 9 minus the box jumps on the last round. Fast Tax and Riggs finished 8 rounds. My assumption is the accountability of the Pax adds 2 rounds (maybe 3).

    The Honor

    Today’s workout was in honor of U.S. Army Sergeant Jeremiah Wittman, 26, of Darby, MT, assigned to the 1st Battalion, 12th Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, based out of Fort Carson, CO, was killed on February 13, 2010 , when insurgents attacked his unit with a roadside bomb in Zhari province, Afghanistan.

    He is survived by his daughters Miah and Ariauna, wife Karyn, siblings Robert H., Charity, Jenell, and Natasha, father Robert, and mother Cynthia Church.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead. Be in prayer for Hawg’s family and Fast Tax as his father struggles with Parkinson and Dementia.

    SYITG

    Rev Sox

  • The Three Caballeros

    The Three Caballeros

    Three Pax came out in the gloom on a comfortable Wednesday morning for a beatdown. The Pax was dressed in hoodies and jackets like they were at an F3 in Michigan or Ohio, but this is the South so the layers of clothes were quickly discarded as the Pax made our way around LaFreniere on this beautiful southern 50 degree morning.

    The Warm-up

    The Pax moseyed from the flag to the large gazebo in the middle of the park for a standard warm-up routine.

    SSH – 27 (it’ll be 28 in October when the Yanks win another title, at least this is what War Eagle told me)

    Hillbillies – 20

    Michael Phelps – 20

    Smurf jacks – 20

    Rocky Balboas – 20

    Imperial Walkers – 20

    The Thang

    The Pax moseyed around the pond and stopped at some open grass for a series of plank exercises when they were encouraged to hold the plank the entire time.

    Merkins – 20

    Plank Jacks – 20

    Annies – 20

    Nolan Ryans – 10

    Stay in plank for a low hold and then a high hold

    The Pax continued their mosey around the pond to the exercise equipment on the Napoleon side of the park and only to discover that some nice man set up cones on the lawn, although the line wasn’t straight they would make for wonderful suicides!

    The Pax ran a standard suicide and then went to the equipment for a trip across the monkey bars ending with 3 pull-ups and then a rotation of incline merkins, step-ups, and hanging leg raises. 15 merkins was the count.

    The Pax repeated the same routine but this time the suicides were animal suicides. We moved down to each cone with a bear crawl, followed by forward a crab walk, then a booboo baby bear crawl, and finally a reverse crab walk.

    After two rounds of suicides and exercises, the Pax ran one more standard suicide and grabbed the cones before running back to the flag.

    Mary

    O Dolly – 15

    Hello Dolly – 15

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    The End

    Count-off, Name-o-rama, prayer…we tried to EH a fellow gloomy exercise fan mid workout hopefully we will see him one morning for some Popeyes.

    Thanks for the discipline and the opportunity to lead,

    RevSox

  • Louisiana Fast

    Louisiana Fast

    YHC had dreams of a legendary AO at the Fight Club in Kenner, alas his inability to EH guys over to Kenner resulted in one too many solo workouts, so he is shifting gears and moving this Wednesday workout from LaSalle Landing to Lafreniere Park. So Metairie, Kenner, and River Ridge Pax – sign up to lead Popeyes on the Q schedule.

    Warm-up

    YHC led the Pax on a mosey past the large gazebo in the middle of the park for a standard warm-up

    SSH – 25

    Annies – 20

    Plank Jacks – 20

    Inch worm – 20

    Leg Stuff

    YHC led the Pax on a short mosey back to the starting location for some leg exercises on the wall.

    Channing Tatums – 20

    Box Jumps – 10

    Tatum Channings – 20

    Incline Merkins – 10

    Repeat with reps at 15, 10, and 5 for the Channing Tatums while Box jumps went from 10 to 7 to 5 and merkins remained at 10

    Global Warming

    The forecast called for temps of 36 degrees with windchills in the 20s. YHC assumed this would be the coldest hour of the year for New Orleans which is the right time for some Global Warming. God was good and the temps were in the low 40s, but the Pax still did two rounds of Global Warming.

    Circle up with everyone in the Al Gore position. One Pax starts the round with 2 burpees and we follow in sequence. Round two was 5 merkins. Each round consisted of 3 trips around the circle. Tclaps to the Pax for clapping on the burpee jump and shouting out their merkin count.

    The Real Mountain Climbers

    Popeyes is the home to fast Louisiana fried chicken and good hills for F3 workouts. YHC broke us into the hills with some real mountain climbers. Three hills are lined up in a good order or running up and down so the Pax ran up to the top of the first hill, got down on their face for a 30 count of mountain climbers, down the hill and back up the next for more mountain climbers. We went up and down 3 hills on the first round and up and down 4 hills on the second round.

    The Apparatus

    Popeyes not only has good biscuits but also two sets of outdoor workout equipment. The Pax moseyed over to one set and everyone picked an apparatus to climb on for a brief workout. The Pax doing pull-ups was the count at 5 pull-ups to switch to the next apparatus. The Pax completed two rounds and moseyed back to the start for some Mary.

    Mary

    Flutterkicks – 16

    Penguins – 20

    O Dolly – 20

    The Close

    Count off, Name-o-rama, announcements, and intentions. Closed in Prayer

    Join us at Popeyes at Lafreniere Park on Wednesdays for a beatdown that promises to bring a good variety of exercises.

    Rev Sox