Author: Heisenberg

  • ReSurgence at Renaissance – from Heisenberg

    I ran into Surge for a second week in a row at the Jesuit football game on Friday night. He said he was going to Renaissance on Sunday. Surge being man of his word, made his Renaissance debut. I volunteered to Q to avoid 45 minutes of torture from Catfish or Fracsac.
    Warm up – IC Windmills 10, Imperial Walkers 20, Arm Circles 15 forward and 15 back, Overhead Claps 15, Seal Claps 15, Moroccan Nightclubs 15, Eight Count Body Builders 10
    Thang:
    Fountain Break 1- Left Leg Step ups 20, Right Leg Step ups 20
    Foundry – Indian Run to the Foundry for some pushing and pulling. Round 1 and 2 Timer 3 Eight Count Body Builders – Stations Pull Ups, Dips, Rows. Round 3 Timer 4 Eight Count Body Builders. Indian Run back to NOMA.
    Body Builders, Bear Crawls and Lunges – In the fresh cut grass we did five 8-Count Body Builders at each tree followed and alternating bear craws and lunge walks..
    Fountain Break 2 – Back to Fountain for a round of IC left leg step ups, derkins, right leg step ups and inclined merkins.
    Calf Work – IC 25 calf raises, 15 toes out, 15 toes in, 5 left leg and 5 right leg.
    Mary – IC LBC, Flutter Kicks, Real Freddie Mercuries.
    We finished with 3ish Sunday Mornings and five more 8-Counts to get Frac up to the 50 needed for the October ISI challenge.
    COT
    Coffee at PJ’s where we were joined by Triple Shift.

  • I made it up as I went along

    I made it up as I went along

    Continuing with the rucking theme for Bawbwa Wawa, I ventured cautiously into Kenner with two rucks and Sandy my 60lb fun bag.

    We loaded up and moved to Lakefront Trail.

    Warm up IC

    SSH 25, Imperial Walkers 25, Windmills 15ish, Peter Parkers 15, Parker Peters 15, Plank Jacks 15 – or something close to this

    Movement Begins

    Grab Sandy or Sweetness (Frac’s 60lb Funbag) or choose to push Vagabond’s industrial dolly loaded with cinderblocks. We stopped and swapped the coupons at the half-way point #2.

    Grinder #3

    In the parking lot we did some tabata 40 sec work 20 sec rest

    Ruck Curls, Ruck Press, Ruck Squat, burpees, Ruck Curl/Press/Squat, burpees, Flutter Kicks holding ruck. Tclaps to Vagabond who forgo a ruck and used a funbag for most of the PT.

    Burpees on the Pier 4,5,6,7

    We headed to the fishing pier for some more burpees. 10 burpees at each point. There were some complaints about doing burpees in fish guts, but we did them anyway.

    Head for Home #8

    We rucked back to the start and finished in 59 minutes so time for 10 more burpees.

    COT, – Count off, nam-o-rama, annoucements, intentions , prayer

    We headed to City Park to supervise and provide encouragement to those that were cleaning up.

  • Symmetry and Justice for All

    It went something like this

    Disclaimer

    Warmup in Cadence (IC)

    IWx20 IC

    SSH x 20 IC

    Arm Circles x 10 front IC x 10 back IC

    Peter Parkers x 25 IC

    Low Plank Parker Peters x 20

    10 Burpees on your own (OYO)

    Mosey to NOMA Fountain

    9 burpees on your own

    RL step up 25

    Dips 20

    LL step up 25

    Dips 15

    RL step up 20

    LL Step up 26 – some mumblechatter about symmetry

    Indian run around Big Lake ¾ mile – stopping periodically for 8 then 7 burpees OYO

    Dora 1,2,3, 100 merkins, 200 jump squats, 300 crunches – Pax 1 ran around museum

    Water Break  – 6 burpees OYO and 7 RL step ups IC

    Mosey to tool wall –

    Calf raises IC x 25

    Inward IC x 20

    Outward IC x 15

    Mosey to great Lawn

    5 burpees OYO, 4 burpees OYO, 3 burpees OYO, 2 burpees OYO,  . . . 1 burpee OYO

    Count off, name a rama, announcements, intentions, pledge of allegiance, prayer

  • 11 11 11 and Saban what?

    Veterans Day occurs on November 11 every year in the United States in honor of the “eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month” of 1918 that signaled the end of World War I, known as Armistice Day.

    It had been a few weeks (50+) since I had last Q’d a workout and yes my Q skills were a little rusty.  I saw some new faces and some old ones.  After the disclaimer we mosey’d toward the rock pile stopping for 11 burpees on the way.

    Circle Up for the Warm UP

    S – ide Straddle Hops – IC 11

    A – rm Circles – IC 11

    B – onnie Blairs – IC 11

    A – merican Hammer IC 11

    N – olan Ryan -IC 11

    S – murf jacks – IC 11

    U – p downs  IC 11

    C – opper head squats – IC 11

    K – nerkin IC UD

    S – eal jacks I C 11

    11 Burpees OYO

    We then moved to the tree line.  Trees were larger and further apart than I remembered.

    11’s – on the tree lines starting with 1 Merkin and 10 Squats

    Then to the rock pile to retrieve a rock or block depending on personal preference. 

    The movements were done in cadence

    Rock Curls on our knees 22

    Rock Squats – 11
    Elf on the Shelf – 11 each leg

    Rock up – flutter kicks – 22ish

    Chest press – 22

    Curls – 10 IC

    11 burpees OYO

    Mosey back to the flag for some Mary

    High plank Peter Parkers – IC 11

    Low plank Peter Parkers – IC 11

    LBC – IC 22

    Pretzel Crunch – IC 11 each leg

    High plank Parker Peter – IC 11

    Low Plank Parker Peter – IC 1

    Real Freddie Mercuries – IC

    Last round Burpees 11 OYO

    Count off, name-a-rama, announcements, intentions (Marlon’s friend and all Veterans), Prayer

    Thanks for letting me lead. 

    Almost forgot War Eagle paid is bet to Tua in the form of a 100 yard bear crawl. We wish we had a camera.

  • The Power of Negativity or the Commitment to Accelerate

    In the last US Olympic Marathon Trials (2016) there were 108 finishers.  Only 3 men ran negative splits.  All three finished on the podium.

    The Thing:  Run along Bayou St. John for 20 minutes, turn around and return in less than 20 minutes.  AKA a Negative Split. Then plank and wait.

    IC Flutter Kicks 25 and Tin Snips 10

    Count, Names, Announcements, Intentions, Prayer

    There is debate whether running negative splits leads to faster race times.  I think we can all find joy in having the strength to increase our pace of movement and to ACCELERATE.   We must choose to accelerate every day.  Thanks Triple Shift for helping me make the connection.

    DAILY RED PILL: The Q’s daily Commitment to Accelerate his Fitness, Fellowship and Faith. Abbr: DRP

  • 49 +1 =

    To celebrate becoming worthy of respect, YHC took the Q on his birthday.   After a questionable disclaimer we headed out.  The thang – 15 minutes out and back down Bayou St. John. returning to the track for speed work.    YHC had the pleasure of running alongside GRT IronHorse from Jacksonville Fla.  Some of the PAX were a bit tardy on the return so there was ample time for planking. Next on the agenda was speed work.   We did a total of 10 50 yard sprints across the football field with very little rest between the last 2 rounds.  Fairly gassed we returned to the shovel flag for 49 flutter kicks as YHC didn’t technically become worthy of respect until later in the day.   We closed with a count,  name-o-rama, intentions and a prayer.   YHC is thankful to have F3 and certainly a better man because of it.

  • Back to the Roots

    Too many moons ago I did my last Q at the Mothership.  My last Q was based on a book I had read the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.  This time I wanted to focus on the roots of F3 a simple straight forward no frills beat-down.

    Disclaimer

    Mosey to the Great Lawn

    Warm Up – IW 30, SSH 30, Arm Circles F 15, Arm Circles B 15, Peter Parker 20, Parker Peter 20, Plank Jacks 20, Low Plank Peter Parter 10, Low Plank Parker Peter 10, Low Plank Jacks 10

    Mosey to the fountain in front of NOMA – wait for 6

    Mosey to the Singing  Tree

    Bearmuda Triangle – A triangle (approx 20 yard sides) was setup in the tall ant infested grass.  We divided into 3 groups.  Bear Crawl to cone 1 perform 1 burpee – Bear Crawl to cone 2 perform 2 burpees –  Bear Crawl to cone 3 perform 3 burpees.  Rinse Repeat.  Rinse Repeat.

    Mosey to open field

    16s Floyd Mayweathers & Monkey Humpers.

    Mosey to pier

    Jack Web 1:2 to 10 merkings

    Mosey back to water fountain by NOMA fountain

    1 MOM LBC 30

    Announcements/Intentions/Prayer/Coffeteria/Bible Study

    Welcome FNG – Quiche.  I think he was EH’d by the Wiz.

    This work out paid subtle tribute to some of my favorite F3 beat downs.  First to Roots –   YHC was happy to see Roots make his way from Uptown and deliver the third shovel flag of the day.  My first workout was at the Birdcage with non other than OG Roots as the Q.  It was quiet, intense, and intimidating.  In other words it was awesome.  2nd to Douille –  who taught me that low plank Peter Parkers and Plank Jacks are possible (there were doubters today).   Finally to Maverick (somewhere on the Northshore) who previously took the pax to the pier for Jack Webs.  Thanks to last months ISI challenge I could complete 10 rounds this time.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • Book Club: 3 of the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

    YHC arrived with the some trepidation as it had been a while (at least a year) since last Qing.   A large PAX was present missing a shovel flag.  YHC was going to start with the Pledge of Allegiance, but it will have to wait till next Q.

    We moseyed to the great lawn for a COP (Circle of Pain/Pro-activity) warmup:

    SSH IC 49, IW IC 49, Squats IC DU 49, Calf Raises IC UD 49, Arm Circles Small IC 14 F & B, Arm Circles Large IC 14 F & B, Merkin DU 7, Diamond Merkin DU 7, Wide Merkin UD 7, Staggerd Left DU 7, Staggered Right DU 8, Wide Merkins DU 7

    There was some mumble chatter about the count of 49.  Many thought it was a birthday themed Q, as YHC  hit 49 in August.  But no, this workout was based on Steven Covey’s 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, as  7 X 7=49.

    YHC  directed the PAX to the museum fountain and stayed with 6.  Upon my arrival, I was pleased to see the PAX planking.  It was at the fountain YHC explained today’s theme and introduced the first habit.

    Habit 1: Be Proactive. As men, husbands, fathers, and leaders, we are faced with numerous concerns.  Habit 1 teaches us to focus on the things we can do something about.  As we become more proactive, we expand our circle of influence.

    Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind.  In his book, Dr. Covey asks the reader to visualize their own funeral. “To Begin with the End in Mind” means to start with a clear understanding of your destination.

    I volunteered Rudy to run to the 7th tree along the green space known as Dreyfous Meadow and place a set of cones, approximately 100 yards.  The first set of cones represented our ultimate end (death).  YHC asked the PAX to think about their legacy and what do they want to accomplish during this lifetime.

    Bear Crawl towards death – 7 trees est 100 yards.  This totally sucked, and there was in fact talk of death.  However, we all lived to crawl again.

    YHC volunteered Hawg to take the cones and move them down another 7 trees.  This time the PAX was asked to think about life in 10 years.

    We alternated lunge walks and bear crawls passing 7 trees.  86 was  the next volunteer to move the cones down 7 trees – This time we thought about what do we want to accomplish in the next year.

    We alternated bear craws and lunge walks.  The fast PAX took the proactive step to move the cones one additional tree.  We covered the distance of the medeow which is about 300 yards.  Thanks to DaParish for bringing gloves for those who did not see the forewarning on GroupMe.

    If you don’t make a conscious effort to visualize who you are and what you want in life, then you empower other people and circumstances to shape you and your life by default.  Highly effective people are driven and not drifters.

    We collected the cones and moseyed to the green space called the John S. Mcilhenny Meadow.

    Habit 3: Put First Things First.  In Habit 2 you set your vision.  In Habit 3, you manage your time by focusing on those activities that are the most important in supporting your vision.

    We used the cones to  layout Covey’s Time Management Matrix. It consists of four quadrants.

    Quad 1 Urgent and Important – Ex. deadlines, emails, meetings, tests.  The idea is you want to manage the activities in this quadrant and not get stuck in quad 1.  YHC used 49 RedBull Seal Jacks IC in an attempt to drive this point home.  YHC was later told by Douille that “Redbull Smurf Jacks” was called out in error leading to confusion and mumble chatter.

    Quad 2 Not Urgent and Important – Ex. relationship building, exercising, spirituality, continuing education.  This is the quadrant we want to focus on for most of our time.  This quadrant was next to the singing tree in City Park, but with no wind, the chimes were silent.  Bogey sang instead.  YHC used 7 EMOM with 7 burpees as the exercise.   All 7 habits reside in this quadrant.

    Quad 3 Urgent and Not Important – Ex. Facebook updates, phone solicitation, junk email. This quadrant should be avoided if possible. 21 Monkey humpers

    Quad 4 Not Urgent Not Important – Examples watching TV, social media.  This quadrant should be limited.  Goofballs 14 IC.

    There wasn’t enough time to cover the last 4 habits.  The first three habits deal with private/personal leadership.  The next three deal with pubic leadership and the 7th habit is about continuous renewal/improvement.  They will have to wait for the next F3Nola Book Club.

    Habit 4: Think Win Win

    Habit 5: Seek first to Understand then be Understood

    Habit 6: Synergize

    Habit 7:  Sharpen the Saw – Self- Renewal

    With time running out, we headed back towards the virtual shovel flag stopping for water and some Mary and our last 7 merkins to bring us up to 49.

    Merkins 7 UD

    Peter Parkers – 21 IC

    Crunchy Frogs – 7  IC

    In regards to  Habit 1, Being proactive, and Habit 2, Putting first things first, there is a saying attributed to Mark Twain. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”

    COT

    Countdown, Name-O-Rama.  Welcome Stitch (from Hawaii) and Navigator (Red Sock fan who was able to navigate from Uptown to City Park. A skill still rarely seen from our Uptown brethren).  We closed with a ball of man and a prayer.

    Moleskin

    I challenge the PAX to work on Habits 1-3 and eat frogs as needed.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.

  • NOLA GrowRuck #2 – Lessons Learned

    4 Pax arrived at the corner of St. Charles and 1st at 6:00 am on our rest day for a ruck tour.  Roots determined that shoulder straps should be wider than a pencil and demonstrated how a ruck can become a tourniquet. – lesson learned.  Bourbon street is not a pretty sight or a pleasant smell on Sunday mornings and should be avoided.  – lesson learned.  It is not a good idea to try to EH a guy who’s vocabulary is limited to “Rasta” – lesson learned.  We covered 7.69 miles in 2:16.  Need to pick up the pace – lesson learned

  • Short One Q – Fear not Cantore

    Boogie and I arrived a good 15 minutes early to watch the silent light show in the sky.  The tomatoes for the other 5:30 “boot camp” rolled in and rolled out.  Evidently tomatoes fear “heat lightning”.    According to this Link “heat lightning” is a term only used in the south.   Walleye rolled in and mumbled about the abundant “heat lightning” in the sky.   FrackSac rounded out the PAX as we waited for the Q.  As noted in the title the Q did not show.  Why did our Q not show? We do not know?  Was it fear of the “heat lightning”? Shorty, you should not fear lightning as it almost always strikes tall objects not shorty ones.

    Fearlessly Boogie took the lead and we all gave the disclaimer

    SSH x 25
    Monkey Humps x 25
    Arm Circles 2 x 15
    Imperial Walkers x 25
    Peter Parkers x 25
    +10 burpees for fun

    Walleye took over and we moseyed to the nearest Gym

    Cycle 1
    Pullups for 30 seconds
    Dips
    Hanging knee lifts
    Box jumps

    Cycle 2
    Burpees x 10
    Rows
    Decline Pushups
    Lunges

    FrackSack jumped in and lead us down Route 66 with box jumps and gifted us
    10 burpees at the end.

    YHC’s brief tour
    We moseyed to the baseball field
    Animals on parade – bears, ducks, crabs, bears

    Time for Mary – we took turns leading

    LBC x 20
    Flutter x 20
    Russian Twists x 20
    Hello Dolly x 20
    Pretzel Crunch x 10 each leg
    Box cutters x 10
    Boogies (not sure what to call them – seated one leg lift) x 10 each leg
    Plank-o-rama 30 sec high plank, right plank, left plank and high plank, super man

    COT – Bogey lead the prayer.