F3 New Orleans

Author: Fracsac

  • Labor Day at Rock City

    YHC is unable to do Mondays due to having to be at work early, where a 0630 meeting with the boss trumps F3. YHC once indicated that Rock City was out unless it was a vacation day or a Holiday. Someone was listening, and YHC ended up listed as the Q on Labor day. The participation was a little thin due to the college football kickoff weekend and it being the unofficial end of summer. Congrats to Mahatma’s 2.0 contribution to the amazing victory over Miami. #89Rocks
    Five men was all that was needed to claim victory this day. YHC showed up a few minutes early and planted the shovel flag, then strategically placed some cones in the field inside the track. Someone needs to pay the light bill at Pontiff, just sayin’.
    YHC gave a brief history of how Labor Day came about. It’s great to have a three day weekend, but what does it mean? Factories were full of workers as young as 5 years old in the 19th century, and labor laws were pretty much non-existent. We’ve come a long way since then, and Labor Day is now dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. A massive Railway Union strike in 1894 affected the nation, and president Grover Cleveland sent in Army troops to break it up. Several people died during the riots, and then Congress passed a law making the first Monday in September “Labor Day” at the request of Grover Cleveland. It’s now the unofficial end of Summer. With the Pax history class complete, time for a brief disclaimer, and then mosey toward the rock pile for:

    Warmup

    SSH x 31 IC
    IW x 20 IC

    Plank-o-Rama (Rev Sox loves this)
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Parker Peters IC x 20

    Time to get to work. This may be YHC’s third time at Rock City, but it’s Hokie Pokey’s first, so we need to make it memorable. The Pax is instructed to grab a rock, preferably a medium one that can be used for OH presses. YHC was counting on Triple Shift going big, and he did not disappoint. More on that later.
    Mosey back to the big field inside the track where the cones were set up. YHC set the cones in the middle of the field as a reference point.

    11’s
    Starting on one long side of the field – 10 Curls
    Mosey with rock to the other side (passing cones) – 1 OH press
    Mosey with rock to middle of field where cones are – 10 low slow squats
    9 and 2 then 10 low slow squats
    8 and 3 then 10 low slow squats….
    …..
    1 and 10 then 10 low slow squats and finish at side where we started
    Continue doing low slow squats while waiting for the six.

    Short mosey to the track and drop your rocks for:

    Bataan Death March “Rock City” style!
    Here is where Triple Shifts big rock came into play. All rocks stay on the ground except for the biggest one. Line up in a single column, last man holds the big rock. When the pax begins to run, last man drops the rock, completes 2 burpees, picks up the rock and runs to catch up to the column. Upon reaching the column, the rock is dropped away from the column (safety first), then sprint to the front. As soon as the rock is dropped, the last man drops off and does 2 burpees, picks up the rock and repeats. Each Pax completed this evolution twice.

    The Pax is instructed to grab their own rock and head toward the rock pile, but YHC stopped them just outside the area where the shovel flag is located. There’s is approximately 15 yards between 2 large trees where we did a rock lunge walk. YHC requested each pax to have the knee touch the ground for each lunge, or go as low as you can without injuring yourself. Once complete, mosey back to the rock pile.

    Back at the rock pile, YHC saw one minute left, and couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Return your rocks, the do 10 burpees OYO.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and closed with a prayer.

    NMM

    Rev Sox launches Fight Club at the end of Williams BLVD in Rivertown Wednesday. T-Claps to Rev Sox!
    The West Bank Master Melvin continues Thursday at Mel Ott Park, T-Claps to those that have helped to launch it!

    Since it’s a holiday, we talked about coffeteria, and YHC recommended heading to the place we have gone to in the past. War Eagle scoffed at this recommendation, indicating it would be CC’s or nothing at all! He followed this with the fact that CC’s gives free refills…..CC’s it is!
    YHC is now a CC’s fan…..anyone know how we can get them to bid on the City Park Casino Building?

    Thanks for posting with me today! SYITG!

  • Carry Anothers Burden and Push Yourself

    YHC unexpectedly took the Okwata Q this week for two reasons. First was to help a brother out, and the second was because Okwata is a Rockin’ AO! With all the recent talk of the H8 lately, YHC knew we needed to do something to begin training for it. There’s no doubt previous training for the H8 led to the World dominance at the Gnarly Nutria! Enough about the World’s victory….

    YHC planted two shovel flags, one for ‘Merica, and one for the Nation! With the ole watch telling us it was 0530, time for the disclaimer…and then….

    Mosey around the Mardi Gras fountain, carioca left, then carioca right and circle up in front of the fountain.

    Warm Up
    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10

    Plank-o-rama (Ode to Rudy)
    Peter Parker IC x 15
    Shoulder Taps IC x 15
    Parker Peter IC x 15
    Mountain Climber IC x 15

    Mosey to the top of levee behind the fountain for a Chaos Run.
    Pax line up and begin to run toward Canal. When the Q calls “Disperse”, the Pax runs down either side, executes 3 burpees, then sprints back to top of levee, then continue run in single column formation. The Q called “disperse” about 5 or 6 times before we made it to Canal.

    BLIMPS
    Starting at the first corner of Lakeshore Drive and Canal.
    Burpees IC x 5 (6 count)
    Run up Canal to Amethyst Street
    Lunges IC x 10 (4 count)
    Run across to other corner of Amethyst and Canal
    Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 15
    Run down Canal to Lakeshore Drive
    Merkins IC x 20 (4 count)
    Run to original starting point corner
    Plank Jacks IC x 25 (4 count)
    Run up Canal to Amethyst Street
    Squats IC x 30 (4 count)

    Well, that was the end of the first set of BLIMPS, time to throw in some H8 training!
    Burpees IC x 5 (6 count)
    Run to the top of the levee on Canal, Bear Crawl across, run down to Lakeshore Drive
    Lunges IC x 10
    Run back up to top, Bear Crawl across, run down to Amethyst
    Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 15
    Do this until the BLIMPS are completed….

    Times Up, Mosey back to Flag for COT

    Count off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions, and ended with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM

    Upon completing Plank Jacks at Amethyst, YHC stopped everyone for a 10 count. YHC asked all Pax to push themselves as hard as they can on the last leg, symbolizing carrying the burden of someone for just that brief time. We can’t take the pain or the suffering away, but we can help them carry it, even if for just a short period of time. It may only be symbolic, but YHC believes it transcends much deeper.

    YHC got to meet the legendary Amnesia today! Not sure if he’ll remember where Okwata is…..

    Thanks to Hokie Pokey, Bongo, JV, and Mahatma for pushing me today!

    Thanks for posting with me! SYITG

  • The Mother of All Great Lawns

    YHC made the trek on Friday to Wolf Pack Mountain to visit our neighbors of Uptown, which proved to be a serious beat down from 86, but you’ll need to see the back blast to find out more about that. While in the COT, Reluctant Yankee asked if anyone could take his Q at the Mothership the following day so he could run with other members of the NOLA Blue Ridge Relay Team.  YHC is impressed with the 12 men of NOLA committed to representing our region in the BRR, so YHC volunteered to take the Mothership.  Surely RY ran at least 8 miles right?

    Upon arrival at the Mothership, YHC set some cones out on the Great Lawn. When planning is short, one has to dig into the treasure chest of goodies, and this would be a real gem! We planted a couple shovel flags, said our hello’s, had some good laughs, but then the clock hit 0630, which means only one thing…..give the disclaimer….and then…mosey to the Great lawn for….

    Warmup
    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 20
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)

    Plank-o-Rama (A Rudy Specialty)
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20
    Plank Jacks IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20

    Short mosey to the cones set up in the shape of a basketball court for…

    Suicides x 1 (just regular suicide sprints)
    Suicides x 1 with 5 Burpees each time you make it back to the baseline

    Now that the mumble chatter has been killed, time to team up. With 21 Pax, split into 3 man teams for…

    3 man Dora 123
    100 Burpees
    200 Merkins
    300 Squats
    Pax 1 begins exercise, Pax 2 and 3 do suicide sprint. Upon completion, Pax 2 relieves Pax 1, then Pax 1 and 3 do suicide sprints. Upon completion, Pax 3 relieves Pax 2, then Pax 1 and 2 do suicide sprint. Continue until all exercises are completed cumulatively. Once your team is finished, continue suicide sprint until all Pax are complete.

    Mosey about 20 feet away from the cones for a tribute to RY. Certainly all were expecting a DirtyMacDeuce with a RY Q, so YHC served one up!

    1st Set
    Merkins x 12
    Sqauts x 12
    Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
    Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

    2nd Set
    Catalina Wine Mixers x 12
    Lunges x 12
    LBC’s x 12
    Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

    3rd Set
    Shoulder Taps x 12
    Copperhead Squats x 12
    Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
    Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

    4th Set
    Floyd Mayweather’s x 12
    Squats x 12
    Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
    Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

    Mosey Back to the Flag….

    COT
    Count off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Closed with a Prayer.

    NMM
    This beat down was proof one doesn’t need to venture far to deliver a good beat down. It just takes a little creativity. We never left the Great Lawn!
    The Pax had a scare at the COT. During the DMD, Woz and Snookie walked off for some water. Turns out Snookie wasn’t feeling good and Woz was watching him to make sure he was ok. At the COT, Snookie and Woz returned, where Snookie had some signs and symptoms of a potential heat related illness. This is where Cliff Notes and Rudy jumped into action, getting him to the Hospital to get him some medical attention. The last update YHC received was that he was doing much better. We pray that all is well. Thank you to Woz, Rudy, and Cliff Notes!

    The return of Quick Draw (Kotter)! Glad to see you come back, Brother!

    We had an FNG today EH’d by (who else?) Triple Shift. Keep ’em comin’ Brother! Our FNG is from Sacramento, and rode like Lance Armstrong from Houston to New Orleans. Welcome One Sac!

    SYITG!

  • Track to the Foundry

    YHC arrived at the Foundry AO a few minutes early, allowing for a sincere welcome to each Pax as they arrived.  One never knows how many will post at the Foundry, some weeks it’s a few, others it’s a pack.  This day we had 11 total, which is a great number.  0530 hit, time for the disclaimer.  During the disclaimer, YHC revisited the term “Whiskey Dicking”, which is basically the act of not doing something because it’s too hard.  The disclaimer is to modify to prevent injury, while pushing yourself beyond what you thought you could do.  YHC doesn’t see Whiskey Dicking as an issue in our ranks, but it is fun to say!  Give it a try!

    Mosey to the track warm up area for the warm up

    SSH IC x 31
    ISW IC x 10
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Shoulder Taps IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20

    Mosey onto the track for Bataan Death March
    Line up in 2 columns
    Regular Indian Run with last man dropping off to do 5 burpees, then sprint to front.
    Continue doing Indian run until each pax in both columns complete 5 burpees

    Back to the warm up area for

    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10 (gotta fit them in!)

    Mosey to the Foundry for Stations

    Station 1 – Dips AMRAP
    Station 2 – Rower Situps AMRAP
    Station 3 – Step ups/Box jumps AMRAP
    Station 4 – Pull Ups AMRAP
    Station 5 – Run to walking/biking trail, 10 burpees, run back (timer)

    Completed 2 evolutions with second round of 5 burpees due to time.

    Mosey back to Shovel Flags

    Rower situps IC x 10 while waiting for the 6.

    COT

    Count off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, closed with a prayer.

    Lots of events coming up, check the email and group me. Several Pax and families traveling in the upcoming week, prayers to keep them safe on their journey.

    NMM

    Thibodaux is back in town and has been posting at numerous AO’s. We always enjoy seeing him, and look forward to his next visit. On Saturday he is headed back to Shanghai, and we wish him a safe journey.
    YHC looked back to find when the term Whiskey Dicking (verb) was first used in F3 Nola.  On 27 April, 2016, Tool led the beatdown at the Birdcage, and encouraging everyone to give 100%, he tossed out the term from the lexicon defined as “Half stepping through a workout or other event.  More generally, execution of anything without sufficient zeal.”  Well said!

    Great looking group at the Foundry! Thanks for posting with me today!

  • Back Pain? Okwata!

    History tells us that Native Americans referred to what we now call Lake Pontchartrain as Okwata, which means “wide water”. Since history is known to be subjective, YHC is calling upon the dialect from a local tribe of leaders that refers to Okwata as a “cure all”. Not feeling well? Okwata! If YHC were to ask one of our medicine men if this were true, there is no doubt the answer would be yes! Speaking of medicine men, we need a Doogie Howser! But I digress…….
    We even have clinical trials, as can be seen in case study #1. One of the Pax complained of back pain, YHC recommended Okwata. Guess what? No more back pain! Take your weekly dose of Okwata, and all will be well. There is one alternative to this miracle natural remedy, but only one. The little known weekly treatment identified as “The Dome Patrol” has great healing qualities, or so it has been reported. Thursdays have so much to offer……
    With two shovel flags and 6 Pax anxious to get started, YHC gave the disclaimer, then threw everyone for a loop by going on a mosey away from the fountain! All except Recall, as this was his first post to Okwata. Circle up on some grass where it just felt right for…..

    Warm Up

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)

    Mosey to the corner of Canal and Lakeshore Drive for…

    DirtyMacDeuce Okwata Style

    Round 1
    Merkins IC x 12
    Squats IC x 12
    Crunchy Frog IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 2
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 12
    Monkey Humpers IC x 12
    LBC’s IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 3
    Floyd Mayweathers IC x 12
    Lunges IC x 12
    Putins IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 4
    Shoulder taps IC x 12
    Jump Squats IC x 12
    Flutter Kicks IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Well done, earned the Pax a slow mosey to the House of Pain for Circuits!

    Partner up, three stations
    Station 1 – Step ups or box jumps AMRAP
    Station 2 – Pull ups AMRAP
    Station 3 – Bear crawl up levee, 5 burpees, run back down (timer)
    Rinse and repeat with second round timer being:
    Kong up the levee, 5 merkins, run back down

    Mosey back to the flag for some Mary

    Rower Situps IC x 10 (4 count)
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Tin Snips IC x 20
    Rosalita IC x 20
    Freddie Mercury IC x 20

    COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

    NMM
    It was discovered today that we may not be doing the best job of orientating the new Pax coming into the fold with all the tools available to promote accountability. For example, some Pax don’t know about ISI, which evolved into the discussion of Group Me, which in turn produced a look of “what are you talking about?” That evolved into a discussion about Backblasts, which didn’t produce a different look. Please make an effort to reach out to any newer Pax that may not know about these tools, and let’s fully bring them into the fold. Getting them onto the email is the first step, but let’s not stop there!

    Thanks for posting with me today!

    SYITG

  • A Beat Down 2 Years in the the Making

    When Jingle Vader said he would be out of town and needed someone to step up to Q, YHC realized this was roughly his two year F3 Anniversary, and agreed to take the reigns from the mighty JV.  YHC first posted on June 11, 2016 where Maverick was the Q, and it was a good one!  With two years under the belt, YHC figured he could deliver a good one.  Two FNG’s posted with us today, along with 20 Regulars.  After some odd discussions about circles and such (that’s Bogey and Rudy for ya), it was time for the disclaimer…….and then….

    Mosey to the Great Lawn for the Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 20
    Sun Gods (Arms Circles) 10 fwd, 10 back
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20

    Someone set up some cones on the Great Lawn, wonder who that was? YHC figured we could thank him later….

    Well, since cones are set up to mirror a basketball court, roughly about 35 feet between cones, may as well put them to good use. Time for some:

    Suicides

    Part 1
    sprint to one quarter line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint to half line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint to three quarter line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint full court, sprint back and do 5 burpees

    Part 2
    Same suicides, only 10 merkins each time the pax sprints back

    Part 3
    Bear crawl semi suicides
    Bear crawl to one quarter line, complete 10 LBC’s, bear crawl back to base line and do 10 merkins
    Bear crawl to half court line, 10 LBC’s, bear crawl back to base line for 10 merkins.

    Part 4
    Lunge Walk Suicides
    Lunge walk to one quarter line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk to half court line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk to three quarter line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk full court, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.

    Line up in two columns for an indian run to NOMA. Apparently YHC did not do a very good job of explaining this, but we all ran, and we made it, so all is good.

    Partner up for:

    Mini Dora 123 (for time)
    Pax 1 runs from first tree, or tree zero, or whatever we call it now, to the fountain for 10 dip
    Pax two does exercise until relieved. The count is cumulative.
    50 Burpees
    100 Squats
    150 Merkins

    Partner Derkins
    Starting at the now infamous first tree
    Pax 1 planks, while Pax 2 uses Pax 1 for 10 Derkins.
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run back to starting point
    That’s 20 derkins for each

    Circle up for Mary
    LBC IC x 30
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Dying Cockroach IC x 20
    Penguins IC x 20

    Mosey back to flags

    COT
    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Name the FNG’s, Announcements, Intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

    NMM
    Welcome Outbreak and Sour Patch, T-Claps to Woz and Coxswain for the EH’s!!!
    Thanks to all of you for continuing to post in support of F3. There is no doubt my life has changed for the better over the last two years, and I remain several pounds lighter. The daily beatdowns, the Capital Ruck, the Grow Ruck, the Gnarly Nutria, the ISI monthly challenges, and a plethora of other F2 CSAUP events have filled these last two years with incredible memories, and the experiences have improved my roll as a Father, a Husband, and a Friend.

    SYITG

  • Stomp #146

    YHC arrived at the 146th running of the 610 Stomp to find not one, but two Kotters!  Welcome back Stubhub and Milkman!  Hope you’re here to stay!

    YHC isn’t creative enough to do anything other than a run on a Tuesday, so instructions were given to run out for 20 minutes and back along the Bayou St John route.  Great run with Great F2!

    Upon all arriving back at the shovel flag, YHC told all to “do some ‘merkins or something” while waiting for the 6.  Once all arrived, YHC figured he’s better get it organized, so we did the following:

    Merkin IC x 15

    Flutterkicks IC x 15

    Dying Cockroach IC x 15

    Penguins IC x 15 (no cheating!)

    LBC’s IC x 15

    COT

    Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, and Closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    Thanks for posting with me today.  No pictures today, my bad!

    SYITG!

     

     

  • The Great 8

    YHC was going to fall short by a tenth of a point in the ISI challenge for the month of May.  But yesterday YHC saw an opportunity to take the lead, but was careful not to taunt Shooter from the Northshore and chance getting crushed!  Those NS Pax are relentless!  YHC saw that Shooter was also Q’ing this morning, which meant a fartsack by yours truly was not acceptable.  Thanks for pushing me hard this month Shooter!

    YHC was happy to see 7 others post at Okwata, 7 men committed to improve.  There were three shovel flags planted and the clock showed 0530, which could only mean one thing…..brief disclaimer….and mosey…

    Mosey around the fountain, carioca left, then right, followed by butt kicks.  Circle up on the grassy area in front for:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31 – Hawgcycle gave an explanation of why he uses 31 at Pontiff, which is a tribute to the number 31 worn by the great Wally Pontiff who sadly died too young.  YHC has a different reason for the 31, and that is a reference to the ship I served on in the US Navy.  It was the USS Strerett CG-31.

    The Sterett was 547 feet long, with a compliment of 418 men.  I proudly served as part of her crew from December 1988 until April 1992.

    IW IC x 20
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Michael Phelps (Hug Yourself) IC x 10
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 back)

    Mosey to the barre for double shots with Jack Webb

    1 merkin followed by 2 air presses (double shots) in the people chair against the barre.
    2 merkin……..4 air presses
    3 merkin……..6 air presses
    you get the idea
    10 merkins……20 air presses

    Mosey to the House of Pain for Circuits
    Pair up, four stations
    Station 1 – Bear Crawl up levee and complete 5 merkins, run back down (timer)
    Station 2 – Squats (AMRAP)
    Station 3 – Step Ups (AMRAP)
    Station 4 – Pull Ups (AMRAP)
    Rinse and Repeat

    Mosey to a steep part of the levee for 11’s

    1 Squat Okwata side, run up and over, 10 Burpees opposite side
    2 Squat Okwata side, run up and over, 9 Burpees opposite side
    You get the idea – always adds up to 11
    10 Squats Okwata side, run up and over, 1 Burpees opposite side

    The Pax seemed let down that YHC did not invoke the DirtyMacDeuce this day, and especially because this caused them to miss out on the wonderful Catalina Wine Mixers. YHC can’t leave the Pax wanting, so…
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Mosey to the Flag for Mary

    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Dying Cock Roach IC x 20
    Penguins IC x 20
    LBC’s IC x 20

    COT
    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, and Closed with a Prayer.

    Thanks for posting with me today.

    NMM
    Join us for the summer series next Wednesday night. Check your email and Group Me to find how to contribute as F3 is sponsoring. It’s going to be Epic!

     

    SYITG

     

  • 21 Strong

    After participating in the Tchoupitoulas Bar-A-Thon the night before with approximately a dozen other F3 Beer Champions, YHC did not want to get up and post, much less Q, at the Mothership.  However, the being held accountable part of the F3 creed sat front and center of my brain, right next to the hangover part.  YHC could not let my F3 brothers down.

    YHC was eager to see how many other Bar-A-Thon patrons would post, but that thought quickly went away upon seeing Cruiser in attendance from Houston, aka New Orleans West according to Hawg.

    With 4 shovel flags planted, YHC quietly set out some cones in the parking lot and returned to the group of 20 other men that had assembled.  The clock struck 0630, time for a disclaimer, which YHC did give contrary to what Triple Shift says……and mosey toward the Peristyle.  Some of the sprinklers were jetting out water on the already rain soaked Great lawn, so YHC was attempting to avoid it, but Rudy talked the Q into testing it.  So, circle up on the Great Lawn, but we wouldn’t be here long…..

    Warmup
    SSH IC x 31
    Hillbilly’s IC x 20
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Mountain Climber IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20

    Mosey to the strategically placed cones in the parking lot. Set up to mirror a basketball court, it was time for some suicides. Start at baseline, sprint to first line, sprint back and do exercise. Sprint to Half Court, sprint back and do exercise. Sprint to third line, sprint back and do exercise. Sprint full court, sprint back and do exercise. That’s one evolution.
    First Evolution – 5 Burpees OYO upon returning to baseline each time.
    Second Evolution – 5 Eight Count Body Builders IC upon returning to baseline each time.
    Third Evolution – 5 Copperhead Squats IC upon returning to baseline each time.
    Fourth Evolution – No exercises, just sprint to each line and back retrieving the cones.

    Mosey to trees near NOMA
    Line up at the first tree, and bear crawl to third tree. Lunges IC x 10
    Bear crawl from third tree to fifth tree. At this point, Rudy indicated a large pool of standing water near tree six that the Pax should engage. Looking back, YHC may have lost a great opportunity. Maybe next time…..
    Circle Up for Jack Webb
    1 merkin, 2 air presses
    2 merkin, 4 air presses
    You get the idea
    10 merkins, 20 air presses
    Kong walk from fifth tree back to third tree, Squats IC x 10
    Duck walk from third tree back to first tree, Monkey Humpers IC x 20

    Mosey to the fountain by NOMA. The regular Cross Fitters were on the steps doing Burpees, which the Pax began to critique. YHC decided to stay off the steps this day, we don’t need a West Side Story BB……
    RL Step Ups IC x 20
    Freak nasties IC x 20
    LL Step Ups IC x 20

    Mosey to the narrow strip of grass in front of NOMA and elbow plank up in two columns.
    Pax Bridge Jumps. Last man jumps over each Pax and assumes plank position in the front. Each Pax does 3. Although there were two teams, there was no competition here, YHC just wanted to equally spread the suck around. Speaking of Suck…
    Mosey back near the standing water that continued to call to Rudy for “The Suck”

    Three minutes of the following exercise over and over again
    7 SSH
    7 Merkins
    7 Squat Jumps
    The Pax said something about it being 6, but YHC stood his ground. This day would suck that much more…..
    YHC lost count, so not sure how many rounds were completed.

    Mosey back to the road in front of NOMA and line up in the two columns again for a two column Indian Run back to the Flags. Upon arriving at the flags with one minute to spare, YHC called a sudden change and directed all back to the Great Lawn for 10 Burpees OYO to seal the deal!

    COT

    Count Off, Nam-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions and Closed with a prayer.

    NMM

    T-Claps to our IT guy for making the F3 website easy to find and the workouts well defined. Our newest FNG found F3 by searching the web and posted at the Mothership! Welcome Catfish! I think it has something to do with the Notre Dame scam, but who knows. Ask Rudy about it.
    It was a pleasure having Cruiser from Houston post. Cruiser is an inspiration to us all, a true HIM! Cruiser, know that you and your family are always in our thoughts and prayers.
    T-Claps to Woz for leading the bible study at 8:15 post coffeeteria.

    YHC intended to create a beatdown to recognize Armed Forces Day.  The 5 of each exercise in the suicides represented the 5 branches of our great military.  Thanks to all who serve and to our veterans.

    Thanks for posting with me today, for holding me accountable, and for making me a better husband, father, and man.

    SYITG

  • Six Pack at Okwata

    YHC arrived at Okwata one year wiser and three flags heavy.  The mugginess seems to be coming back, but Okwata delivered us a nice breeze this morning to keep it at bay.  With the shovel flags planted, the clock turned 0530, which means it’s time for the disclaimer.  Once that’s out of the way, mosey around the mardi gras fountain, carioca left, carioca right, then circle up on the grassy area in front for:

     

    Warm up

    SSH x 31 IC (Because that’s just what we do)
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10

    Mosey to the levee.   No Surge, so it’s ok to bypass the Jack Webb at the Barre……

    Levee Routine

    This is an OYO routine.  8 Burpees on one side of levee, run up and over, 8 squats on the opposite side.  Complete 6 sets.  That’s the best YHC could come up with to get to 48, which Rudy caught onto immediately.

    Mosey to Canal for:

    DirtyMacDeuce

    This is a routine of 4 sets of 3 x 12 four count exercises all IC (One chest, one leg and one core) with a lap between each set. Our lap was an Indian Run up and over and back on Canal between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street.

    Set One
    Merkins x 12
    Copperhead Squats x 12
    WW2 Situps x 12

    Indian Run

    Set Two
    Catalina Wine Mixers x 12 (Ok, so this is a 6 count, but always have to work it in)
    Lunges x 12
    Tin Snips x 12

    Indian Run

    Set Three
    Shoulder Taps x 12
    Monkey Humpers x 12
    Flutter Kicks x 12

    Indian Run

    Set Four
    Copperhead Merkins x 12
    Squats x 12
    LBC’s x 12

    Indian Run

    Mosey back to the flag for

    Mary

    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Putin’s IC x 20
    Dying Cockroach IC x 20

    COT

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.  Thanks for posting with me today!

    NMM

    I received many great birthday wishes from the Pax yesterday, which meant a lot.  Thanks for the support, the accountability, and the friendship!

    Happy Birthday DaParish!

    SYITG!!!