Author: Einstein

  • Merry Christmas beats FESTIVUS

    “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way” …Frank Costanza

    Well.. today, the PAX had no festivus pole, no airing of grievances, but we did have feats of strength, and we did find another (F3) way…

    warmup
    20xIC side straddle hops
    20xIC windmills
    20xIC imperial walkers
    20xIC squats
    20xIC arm rotators
    20xIC toe touches
    20xIC hillbillys
    20xIC sealjacks

    mosey – jog to the school board building (Taj Mahal) parking lot
    run the parking spaces, yellow line to yellow line crossing over right-to-left
    10xIC leg swings left to right, right leg
    10xIC leg swings left to right, left leg
    run the parking lot spaces, yellow line to yellow line crossing over left-to-right
    10xIC leg swings front to back, right leg
    10xIC leg swings front to back, left leg

     
    mosey – to the front of the St. Tammany Courthouse
    lunge walk to the first set of benches, 10 merkins
    lunge walk to the second set of benches, 10 derkins
    lunge walk to the third set of benches, 10 irkins
    run up the steps, through the facade, around and down the block to starting point
    … and repeat

    mosey – to the back of the St. Tammany Parish Courthouse Annex parking garage,
    run backwards half up the first floor ramp
    turn and sprint up rest of the way
    jog across the second floor ramp
    run backwards up third floor ramp
    turn and sprint up rest of the way

     

    feats of strength
    on the top deck of the parking garage
    The PAX spelled out a giant Merry Christmas, leaving a trail of sweat and puke that could be seen from outer space.
    with each of member of the PAX taking a letter, choosing the exercise, tracing the letter(in cursive), with the rest of the PAX following in Indian fashion, until it was his turn for the next letter. We did letters in bear crawl, crab crawl, lunges, skips, hops, box jump, etc. Ended with a burpee exclamation point!

     
    mosey – back to the trail head

     

    no mary – the clock ran out

     

    count-o-rama

     

    prayer; safe travels & Merry Christmases all around

     

    dismissal

     

     

     

  • “Ya-honk”

    “The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night;
    Ya-honk! he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation;
    The pert may suppose it meaningless, but I listen close;
    I find its purpose and place up there toward the November sky.” …Walt Whitman; Leaves of Grass

     

    And Ya-honk we did!, as a PAX of four, sounded out our elementary numbers in cadence

    Warmup:
    SSH 20xIC
    imperial walkers 20xIC
    torso twists 20xIC
    windmills 20xIC
    seal jacks 20xIC
    hillbillies 20xIC
    arm rotaters 10 each limb
    one leg lunges 10 each limb
    squats 20xIC

    Mosey – to the Taj Mahal parking lot
    stop-start ladder, sprint up 20′, back peddle 20′; repeat 40′, 60′ 80′
    leg swings – left to right, right leg, then left leg
    stop-start ladder, sprint up 20′, back peddle 20′; repeat 40′, 60′ 80′
    leg swings – front to back, right leg, then left leg

    Mosey – to the Justice Center
    lunge walk to first set of benches, 10 merkins
    lunge walk to second set of benches, 10 derkins
    lunge walk to third set of benches,10 erkins
    sprint up courthouse steps, down the ramp, out to the street and back
    repeat

    Mosey – to the Justice Center parking garage
    sprint backwards half way up first level ramp, turn and sprint to east end,
    jog second level to west end
    sprint backwards half way up third level ramp, turn and sprint to east end,
    nancy kerigans 20xIC
    jog around the upper deck
    piller push/stretch
    down the stairs to the the “ledge”
    knoodle for rats – amrap pullups
    down the stairs to the grass
    burpees 10xIC

    Mosey – to the flags in front of the courthouse
    plank up, do one push up , bearcrawl quarter turn clockwise, do one push up, four total to complete circle
    repeat in counter-clockwise direction

    Mosey – back to the Gipper

    Mary
    plank up on elbows, one leg lift, 10xIC, repeat with other leg
    V-ups 10xIC
    jane fondas 10xIC, on one side, then the other

    count-o-rama
    name-o-rama, welcome – Tank-UP !

    prayer – for a Blessed Thanksgiving – encouraged the PAX to look up Abe Lincoln’s Thanksgiving Day Proclamation. Check out both the 1863 and 1864 proclamations.
    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=69900
    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=69998

     

  • Bats Gone Wild

    All Souls Day started out with TurboTax being nudged in the shoulder by a live bat, and not the World Series kind, but one of the bug-catching kind!
    Could this have been some soul reaching out? Don’t know, but the bat thing has to be a first for the F3 nation

    Anyways, four live souls posted today, and we did the Tour-de-Covington, hitting all of the hot-spots

    warmup
    20xIC side straddle hops
    20xIC windmills
    20xIC imperial walkers
    20xIC squats
    10x one left leg behind up on bench, squat forward
    10x one right leg behind up on bench, squat forward

     
    mosey – to the school board building (Taj Mahal) parking lot
    stop/start ladder sprint up 20 feet, back peddle, sprint up 40 feet, back peddle, sprint up 60 feet, back peddle, sprint up 80 feet,back peddle.
    10xIC leg swings left to right, right leg
    10xIC leg swings left to right, left leg
    stop/start ladder lateral cross-overs – right foot over left foot, up 20 feet, left foot over right foot back 20 feet, repeat over 40 feet, repeat over 60 feet, repeat over 80 feet
    10xIC leg swings front to back, right leg
    10xIC leg swings front to back, left leg
    stop/start ladder lateral hops – lateral hops 20 feet, back 20 feet, repeat over 40 feet, repeat over 60 feet, repeat over 80 feet

     

    mosey – to St Tammany Parish parking garage

    10xIC burpees
    bound up two flights of stairs
    run across parking garage deck
    10xIC speed skater shuffle, (aka Tanya Hardings, credit EiEI)
    run down the stairs
    10xIC squats
    forward lunge walk, half way across the front of the parking garage
    backward lunge walk, the remaining half way across the front of the parking garage
    10xIC burpees)

     

    mosey – to the back of the parking garage,
    run backwards up the first floor ramp
    jog across the second floor ramp
    sprint up the third floor ramp
    10 count
    run down the stairs one level to TurbTax ledge
    jump up, catch the cement ledge with your hands,(aka Noodling for Rats) and do AMAP pull-ups for 10 seconds
    10xIC mini box hops

     
    mosey – to the flags in front of the St Tammany Court House
    3xIC plio push-ups , then bear crawl counter clockwise 1/4 way around circle, repeat 4 times to complete circle

    mosey – to the trail head

    no mary – the clock ran out, poor clock managment on the Q’s part

    count-o-rama

    Prayer – GreenMile leading the Prayer, with a good one.

    note; Steve has his Virgin Q next Wednesday

    dismissal

  • “There is something in October sets the gypsy blood astir: We must rise and follow her, When from every hill of flame She calls, and calls each vagabond by name.” – William Bliss

    It took half a week to find an October quote to lead-off with…

    Anyways…’twas a nice morning for posting; somewhat cooler, and less humid than normal.

    And two posted, to work on their stalwartiness….

    warmup
    20xIC jumping jacks
    20xIC windmills
    20xIC imperial walkers
    20xIC donkey kicks
    20xIC arm swings
    10x imaginary kettle ball pick-up, with one leg forward and the other leg back
    10x lunges; one leg back on bench, lunge with the other, alternate.

     
    mosey
    to the school board parking lot
    stop-and-start ladder: sprint 20 feet, back peddle to start, sprint 40 feet, back peddle to start, spring 60 feet, back peddle to start, sprint 80 feet, back peddle to start
    leg swings left to right,
    repeat stop-and-start ladder
    leg swings front to back.

     

     

     

    mosey
    to the justice center parking garage
    sprint up incline to level one, jog across level one, sprint up to level two
    gather for 10xIC skater hops – legs bent (Nancy Kerigans)
    jog down to TurboTax Ledge for 20 seconds of Noodling-For_Rats, Turbo did about 20 pull-ups, Einstein did 3.5
    jog down the stairs to the grass, 10xIC burpees
    lunge walk forward 40 paces, lunge walk backwards 40 paces
    jog back to the garage entrance for some more…
    sprint up incline to level one, jog across level one, sprint up to level two
    gather for 10xIC speed-skater hops (full Tanya Hardings)
    jog down to TurboTax’s Ledge for 20 seconds of Noodling-For-Rats, Turbo did about 20 pull-ups, Einstein hung there like a suit.
    jog down the stairs to the grass, 10xIC burpees
    lunge walk forward 40 paces, lunge walk backwards 40 paces.

     
    mosey
    to the flags in front of the justice center
    4x plio-pushups with bear crawl 90 degrees clockwise between each pushup
    4x plio-pushups with bear crawl 90 degrees counter-clockwise between each pushup.

     

     

    mosey
    jog back to the trailhead for mary.

     

     

    mary
    10xIC v-ups
    10xIC freddie fercs
    10xIC plank up on elbows and heel of one leg, while kicking up the other leg; alternate legs.

     

    count-o-rama

     

    prayer

     

    vagabond dismissal

     

     

  • “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do.”

    One super brave soul showed up for today’s workout at the Covington trailhead.
    Under the watchful eye of the Gipper, the workout began…

    warmup
    1010 burpees*

    mosey
    run to the courthouse steps
    1x look left, look right
    1x shoulder shrug

    mosey
    run to the parking garage
    1x look left,look right
    1x shoulder shrug

    mosey
    run to the courthouse flags
    1x look left, look right
    1x shoulder shrug

    mosey
    run back to the trailhead
    Hmmmmm…where is everyone? I didn’t get the memo? Am I parked in a parallel universe?

    mosey
    to the St.Tammany Trace, run down to the cell tower and back – a four mile run.

    mary
    50x pushups
    and 50x more pushups.

    silent count-o-rama

    silent prayer
    *(using the binary number system for counting here)

  • Almost Fall

    PAX: Blackbird, EiEi, Einstein(Q), TurboTax

    “…It’s late September and I really should be back at school….” Rod Stewart

    But no – it’s F3 post day.
    And post we did, at the Covington trailhead, as a four PAX.  Nacho Libre was absent – again. He must be on the Pro Wrestling Circuit down in Mexico.

    warmup
    20xIC side straddle hops
    20xIC imperial walkers
    20xIC windmills
    20xIc hillbillys
    10 seconds, knees bent, left leg/right leg, front-to-back shuffle
    10 seconds, knees bent, side to side shuffle
    10x one left leg behind on bench, forward lunge
    10x one right leg behind on bench, forward lunge
    30 second human chair against wall

    mosey – jog to the front of the parking garage
    start loop
    10xIC burbpees
    run up two flights of stairs
    run across parking garage deck
    10xIC knees bent,skater shuffle, (aka Nancy Kerrigans, an altered version of the full Tanya Hardings, credit EiEI)
    run down the stairs
    forward lunge walk, half way across the front of the parking garage
    backward lunge walk, the remaining half way across the front of the parking garage
    end loop
    repeat above loop one more time

    mosey – jog to the back of the parking garage,
    sprint up the first floor ramp
    jog across the flat ramp
    sprint up the second floor ramp
    20 count
    run down the stairs one level to TurboTax’s ledge
    jump up, catch the cement ledge with your hands, and do pullups for 10 seconds (aka Noodling for Rats)
    10xIC curb hops – left leg
    10xIC curb hops – right leg
    repeat NfR

    mosey – run to the flags in front of the court house
    from there, indian run back to the trail head

    mary
    10xIC on backs, hands to toes V-ups
    10xIC freddie mercurys
    10xIC side plank with jane fonda left leg
    10xIC side plank with jane fonda right leg

    count-o-rama

    Prayer – EiEI leading the Prayer, informed us about his co-worker’s daughter, who is in Childrens Hospital. She needs our continued prayers.

    dismissal

  • Eleven is a two, single-digit number

    the THANG: stretchy stuff to warm up the old guys:

    jumping jacks 20xIC, imperial walkers 20xIC, windmills 20x1C, hillbillys 20x1C

    the MOSEY: run to the parking garage area, for five loops of:

    burpees 11xIC, run up the stairs, squats 11xIC, sprint across the parking lot, Tanya Hardings 11xIC (formerly known as ice skater hops…credit to EiEi / Nacho for the rename), down the stairs, merkins11xIC, run/lunge walk back to burpee heaven.

    Indian run back to Gipper statue

    the Mary:

    hello dollies 10xIC, rowing sit-ups 10xIC, high hello dollies 10xIC, retching Nacho (1), bicycles10xIC

    Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama, The PAX is praying for Toots, Toots’ wife & extended family. Blessing all around.

    P.S. Nacho – thanks for posting the flag