F3 New Orleans

Author: Einstein

  • Yes, but before you were Grandma’s boys….

    like a day before…you were Good Ole Boys. See proof below.

    good ole boys doing air presses
    circa Jan 09, 2019 6:00am


    Conditions: dawn-ish, cool, wind – 2 knots out of the northwest

    Disclaimer: Ich bin kein…

    Warmup: all 20xIC; side straddle hops, toe touches, imperial walkers, good mornings, arm circles, smurf jacks, ice-skater hops, hill-billys, lunges, squats, air-presses(maybe)

    Mosey to the Taj-Mahal : ladder run; frontward, backwards and laterals

    Then circle-up by the US flag, for bear-crawling, crab-crawling, and inch-worming, mixed in with various exercises of choice

    Mosey to the Justice Center parking garage, top deck, for sprints.

    Mosey back to the trail-head for three minutes of Mary

    Bushwacker leads us out with a prayer. RIP our Southshore F3 brother Terabyte

    Thanks for letting me lead. A good time was had by all who “showed-up.” Although some(one) didn’t get off the bus.

  • Like Finding Candy Corn in My Advent Calendar…..

    …. as I was totally confused, by the crowd that posted at the Gipper this morning. New faces, and faces I have not seen in awhile. Then some regulars missing.

    Here is how it went:

    Disclaimer

    Warmup; All 20xIC, side straddle hops, good mornings, high knees, arm circles, seal jacks, arm circles, imperial walkers, mummy kicks, hill-billys, toe touches

    Over to the rock pile: grab a rock ( or giant boulder if your name is Butt Splice or Shooter) for; rows, overhead presses, curls, forward presses, elfs on the shelfs.

    Over to the Taj-Mahal parking lot for a ladder shuffles, forward, reverse and both laterals,

    To the front of the Taj-Mahal for a merkin ring-of fire.

    Mosey to the Justice Center parking garage for backwards lunge walks and sprints up the ramps. once on top did a few one minute exercises followed by run-arounds.

    No Mary today, as we went overtime

    Butt Splice prays us out

    Thanks for letting me lead today. I had a ribald good time.

  • What does everyone want after Thanksgiving?

    …Why a little more Pi of course

    conditions: upper 30s, mostly clear sky, wind calm, magnetic declination; -1.05 degrees

    disclaimer: I’m not a…..

    warm-up: side straddle hops 20xIC, good-mornings 20xIC, arm circles

    mosey to the top deck of the Justice Center annex parking garage

    using Pi out to one hundred decimal places as a template for our event:

    3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

    for each set of 10 digits we did an exercises for each number in the set, then ran a lap around the deck for example:

    1st set:1 burpee,4 lunges,1 imperial walker,5 merkins,9 plankjacks,2 squats,6 rows,5 iron crosses,3 situps, 5 crunches

    run a lap

    2nd set:8 burpees,9 lunges,7 imperial walker,9 merkins,3 plankjacks,2 squats,3 rows,8 iron crosses,4 situps, 6 crunches

    run a lap

    …etc

    EXERCISES DONE: 43 burpees, 61 lunges, 27 imperial walkers, 54 merkins, 48 plank jacks, 45 squats, 36 rows, 61 iron crosses, 50 sit-ups, 52 crunches, 10 laps of running

    TOTALS: 477 exercise movements, and a mile or so of running

    Coconuts does the 10 count, and graciously pauses to add a few decimal places to the number “3”, (nice touch I must say)

     

    Indian run back to the flag

    Bushwacker (just-be-cuz) prays us out.

    Thanks guys. Fun as always.

     

     

  • NO ! you enter the title here

    Seven Pax posted at the Gipper on this somewhat fall-ish Wednesday

    holy crap there’s Steve back from Hollywood

    …here is how it went

    Short disclaimer …

    warm-up
    table shuffle: this exercise is where we grab folding tables out of a city pickup truck, and scatter them all over the place
    then…mostly 20xIC: toe touches, side straddle hops, good mornings, seal jacks, windmills, high knees, arm circles, smurf jacks(helium audio count by Grundy(nice touch)), imperial walkers, butt kicks

    mosey to the front of the Taj-Mahal

    circle up on the outside ring of the flag pole court for plank-o-memorial

    round one: with all holding plank, one pax at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole, reads aloud a memorial brick, picks out a number in the date, and the group does that many merkins, pax bearcrawls back to his starting position, repeat all around each taking a turn
    round two: same as round one except replace merkin with a mule kick

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage

    lunge walk backwards half way up the ramp into garage, turn and sprint the rest of the way, repeat up to top level

    once at the top level we do four sets of: a one minute exercise, followed by a run down the ramp, then up the stairs, exit to the upper ramp and head back to the starting position
    set one: one minute of squats with kick to the front
    set two: one minute of squats with kick to the right and left
    set three: one minute of flying burpees (burpee with 180 rotation on the jump up part)
    set four: one minute of snatch and grab; jump forward, pick up imaginary whatever, jump backward, pick up imaginary whatever

    sleep deprived Indian run back to the Gipper statue

    time expires

    count-o-rama, Cousin BushWacker leads us out with a prayer

    It’s always fun! Those who were not there… missed it.

  • Let’s get the summer out of here

     

    Seven Pax posted at the Covington trailhead & Gipper statue location early Wednesday.  Little hot and humid.

    …here is how it went

    short disclaimer …

    warm-up
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops, toe touches, smurf jacks, good-mornings, butt-kicks, windmills, imperial walkers, arm circles, hillbillies, mummy kicks

    mosey to the back of the Taj-Mahal, grab a parking post for sets of what the lexicon calls “Pure Burn” – squat about half way, on tip toes, pulse 10 times, then squat all the way down on tip toes pulse 10 times, repeat that sequence four times

    mosey to the front of the Taj-Mahal
    wall of fire: PAX pair off, one holds wall chair while partner does 10 merkins, 10 LBCs, 10 burpees; repeat this sequence 2 times

    circle up at the flag pole for merkin wave & crawl
    all pax in plank do one merkin, one pax, at a time, bear crawls in toward the flagpole, crab crawls back to start position, next pax does same, all around and then repeat

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage
    do step-ups on the small wall; 20xIC left leg, 20xIC right leg
    then lunge walk backwards half way of ramp into garage, sprint the rest of the way, repeat up to the top level

    once at the top level, break up into two groups. One group does merkins , while the other group runs backwards down the ramp and backwards up the ramp, switch and repeat

    Indian run back to the Gipper statue
    10 seconds of Mary
    1 second wave to Molly and Louie
    time expires

    count-o-rama, Maverick lead us out with a prayer

    It’s always fun, and thanks guys for letting me lead today

    Fall “cool fronts” right around the corner.

  • Eight August fellows posted today

    short disclaimer …

    warm up: We did a lot.

    moseyed to the Taj-Mahal: We did some more.

    moseyed to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse Parking Garage: We did some more stuff.

    We sweated a lot.

    Maverick never arrived.

    count-o-rama, Shooter did the prayer.

    Everyone who missed it, should have been there.

    We learned two new technical terms; fire hose and fire extinguisher.

    I’ll pay someone to write my black blasts, if anyone’s interested.

  • WayBackBlast

    …like last Wednesday

    Four pax posted at the Gipper early this past Wednesday. And a fifth pax posted, shortly thereafter, for his 35 minute workout.

    While waiting for the six a.m.start bell, we wondered about California Steve. “It’s 4 a.m. out there”, Shooter remarked, “Steve is probably doing some pushups.”
    Or maybe fartsacking and dreaming about riding his bike past the moon, or dreaming of running for Govenor of California…then on to the Presidency.
    We’ll all vote for you Steve!

    Anyways…here is how it went

    Short disclaimer …

    warmup
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbillys, arm circles, lunges, squats, mummy kicks

    mosey to Bedrock Quarry; pick up a 10 pounder or so

    about this time Maverick sidles-up, saying something about “my bus transfer expired and I had to jog the last five blocks.”
    after admonishing, we continue…
    all 15xIC; curls, overhead presses, rows, outward presses, elf on the shelf

    mosey to the back of the Taj-Mahal for a stop-start ladder; run up, backpedal back, repeat

    mosey to the front of the Taj-Mahal for the MERKIN MEMORIAL
    here we have lots of brick pavers, each with a name and date,
    one pax, at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole to a brick, reads the name and the date, choose a number and that’s how many merkins we did.

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage for sprints up the ramps with a merkin stop at each level
    once at the top level, break up into two groups. One group holds Al-Gore postion, while the other group sprints down the ramp and backpedals back. Repeat

    back to the Gipper statue as time expires.
    count-o-rama, Shooter lead us out with a prayer.

    It’s always fun running around dowtown Covington, and thanks guys for letting me lead today.

    And I apolgize for the late posting of the BackBlast. I’ve been busy sitting on the couch in my boxers eating a block of cheese and watching Netflix.

  • Little Humid Today?

    yes… I saw the Gipper statue whip out his hankie and wipe the brow of his over-sized head
    Guess the cool mornings are gone for the next five months or so.

    Anyways, it was still a good day to run all-over downtown Covington.
    and it went like so…

    short disclaimer …

    warmup
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops,good-mornings,lunges,imperial walkers,toe touches,hillbillys,arm circles,high knees

    mosey a few blocks down towards the Bogu Falaya, to Keith’s gravel road with a hill
    buttkicks,then sprint up the hill, walk back
    high knees,then sprint up the hill, walk back
    lunges, then sprint up the hill, walk back
    squats, then sprint up the hill

    mosey a few blocks to the back parking lot of the Taj Mahal
    line up for stops and starts;
    buttkicks, run up 2 parking spaces, back peddle 2, repeat for 4,6 8 spaces
    high knees, run up 2 parking spaces, back peddle 2, repeat for 4,6 8 spaces
    lunges, run up 2 parking spaces, back peddle 2, repeat for 4,6 8 spaces
    squats, run up 2 parking spaces, back peddle 2, repeat for 4,6 8 spaces

    mosey to the front of the Taj Mahal
    break up into two teams of three, one team holds in wall-chair position while the other team runs around Taj. Repeat

    mosey back to the trail head
    one minute of merkins

    count-o-rama, announcements; Moby in for eye surgery next week,
    “I was spottin those raccoons…” ‘They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn’t have the heart to tell you.” ~~George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in “The Glasses”

    Maverick leads us out with prayer.

    Thanks guys, for another enjoyable start to the day.

  • I’d better get this backblast done before Turbo yells at me

    Have you every felt like “Phil in the backseat of the Mirthmobile?”

    Some of you young whippersnappers may not be familiar with Phil, if so, check out this link

     

    So as the heavy weather plowed through Covington early Wednesday morning, it made me think of the lyrics from Bohemian Rhapsody…Thunder Bolt and Lighting very very frightening me….

    anyways… with the inclement weather I had to ditch my workout plan and go with the Bohemian Rhapsody:

    Bohemian:having informal and unconventional social habit

    Rhapsody:episodic yet integrated, free flowing in structure, featuring a range of highly contrasted moods, color, and tonality

     

    Here is how it went in the steady rain:

     

    Warmup: Side Straddle Hops,Squats, Arm Circles, Seal Jacks,Butt Kicks, Toe Touches, Speed-Skater Hops, all 20xIC, with plenty of merkins in between.

    Mosey over to the parking garage for Hurdle and Plank fun-o-rama:

    Each pax in plank position, spaced about 10 feet from each other. One jumps up and hurdles each of the planking pax, then assumes plank at the end of the line. Did this up the ramps to the upper deck.

    Then we ran the stairwells up and down and around with a task (burpees, merkins, ditchdiggers, duckhops) in between each of the four roundtrips.

    Then we did a few sets of sprints across the top deck and back. The rain was feeling good!

    Then we did a slow meandering Indian run down the parking garage ramps & back to the flag.

    A few minutes of mary: Nolan Ryans and flutter kicks.

    Count-o-rama, announcements, and Astro leads us out with a prayer.

     

  • Good Ol’ Boys

    Two PAX showed up on time, with a third PAX – Maverick, doing the best Dukes of Hazzard arrival, with a family vehicle, that I’ve ever seen.
    …flying into the parking lot, shooting gravel everywhere, some of which bounced off the Gipper statue, leaving R.R.’s nice patina, speckled, like a cheap polka-dot suit.
    Maverick “I’m here for the forty minute workout.”

    Indeed… To the best of my recall, here is how it went:

    Short Disclaimer …

    warmup
    all 20xIC; side straddle hops,good-mornings,windmills,imperial walkers,toe touches,hillbillys,arm circles,single leg lunges,squats,mummy kicks

    mosey to Bedrock; pick up a 10 pounder or so;
    all 15xIC; curls,overhead presses,rows,outward presses, elf on the shelf

    mosey to the front of the Taj Mahal for the MERKIN MEMORIAL
    here we have lots of brick pavers,each with a name and date,
    one pax, at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole to a brick, reads the name and the date, chooses an odd or an even number, if an odd number,  we all bearcrawl counter-clockwise that many paces and do that many merkins, if an even number we all bearcrawl clockwise that many paces and do that many merkins. A crowd pleaser!

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage for sprints, backward lunges, and burpees.

    Indian Run back to the trail head

    count-o-rama, Moby Dick, on I.R., strolls up just in time to lead us out with a prayer.