F3 New Orleans

Author: Da Parish

  • 610 Stomp #143

    610 Stomp #143

    T-Claps to YHC for completing the CrawfishMan Triathlon.  Can you give t-claps to yourself?  HECK YES!  However, YHC’s run time left a little to be desired.  Why is that?  The rolling hills of Bush, LA presented quite a challenge.  There was a need to do some hill work at the 610 Stomp.  While we’re at it, let’s get back to the 6-10 meaning of the 610 Stomp.

    The Thang

    • West to Marconi, North to Zachary Taylor, East to Golf Dr, South to the Jogging Track, East to Wisner, North to Zachary Taylor, U Turn back to pass Pan-Am to Golf Dr, South to baseball/palm dr, around the Practise Track to the Flag.  This forms a 3.3mish Figure 8 with 4 “hills”.
    • Stop running every 6 minutes for 10 burpees

    Mary

    • LBC x 25
    • Hola Rosalita x 25
    • American Hammer x 25
    • Plank :30
    • Right Plank :30
    • Left Plank :30
    • Catalina Wine Mixers x 5….wait, that’s a plank walk. Okay, now Catalina Wine Mixers

    Countaroma, Nameorama, Annoucements, Intentions

    Announcements – NOTC Summer Series June 2; Murph challenge at Rock City

    Moleskin- Glad to have 2 PAX from F3 Metro, the Mothership. T-Claps to those guys for resodding the field where F3 was started

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish

  • Making a Backblast from Scratch

    YHC typically creates his Beatdowns on paper prior to the Q that way when he returns to his CPU, all he needs to do is add an opening statement and sign off.   This post however has been created entirely from scratch as YHC created today’s beatdown on the fly.   I miss my Wienke.

    W/U – rather than the traditional COP warm up, start at the first bench and do 1 Irken and 2 Squats, at the next bench do 2 Irkens and 4 squats and continue to the end of Roosevelt mall using that Jack Webb style of Irkens & Squats.

    The Thang

    • Mosey to the side of NOMA for wall-sits.  Go down the line and state your Hometown, College Alma Mater (Geaux Colonels!), and favorite Professional Sports Team.  We had a couple of Yankees with us today from Minnesota and Washington DC.  One PAX said his favorite Pro Team was Ole Miss Baseball.  I’ve placed a call to the NCAA to impose sanctions….again. It was good to hear that for the post part, F3 NOLA loves the Saints.
    • Mosey to The Foundry – Partner Up
      • 10 Under The Fence/Dive Bomber Merkins (the count)
      • Reverse Lung to Squats
      • 10 Rocky Balboa’s to Burpee
      • Pull Ups or Negative Pull Ups
      • Hanging Toe-to-Bar
    • Rinse & Repeat
    • Circle up for High Knees to Burpees on the Q Count
    • Circle up for Birth Control Merkins
      • Do 10 Mountain Climbers and then go in to Merkins.  Today we learned the ages of all of Triple Shift’s Kids by doing Merkins for each child’s age.
    • Mosey to the Track, Spring 1/4 of the Track and Mosey to the flag

    Mary

    • LBCs x 25
    • AH x 20
    • WJ x 15
    • CF x 10
    • Plank Up, Right, Left

    COT – Count off, Nameorama, Announcements (Babycakes Game, Barathon, Murph Challenge on Memorial Day w/ Mahatma Ice), Intentions

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish

    Moleskin – Happy Birthday Fracsac.

  • Your Kids Are How Old?!?!

    YHC’s commute was from Kenner this morning.  Rather than the usual 20 min drive, it was more like 12 with very little stop lights.   With the extra time, YHC reviewed his Weinke in preparation for todays Beatdown.  A Pax can always prep for his Q, but the only true way to perfect is through experience.   YHC is grateful for F3 and it’s $0 cost mantra.  The best way to show your gratitude and “pay” back what you receive is by signing up to Q.

    W/U

    • SSH x 26
    • Ave Vigoda x 20
    • IW x 20
    • MC x 20
    • Butt Kicks x 10

    The Thang

    Indian Run to NOMA

    • Wall Sits – In COT fashion, name your Occupation, M’s Name, # of Children

    Indian Run to the Foundry for equipment free Beatdown Stations

    • 8 Ct Body Builder x 10 is the count
    • Jack Webbs 1:2, 2:4, 3:6
    • Squat + Plank
    • Plank Combo
    • Jump Squats

    Circle Up for Merkins – In Cot fashion, do a Merkin for each year of the age of your children.  This was either a really good or really bad idea.  Depends on the Pax interpretation.

    • Mambi – 7, 5
    • Pai Gow – 7, 5
    • Walleye – 8, 5
    • Da Parish – 3, 1
    • Cowbell – (K9) 3
    • Bogey – 20, 19, 14
    • Tool – 14, 12

    Mosey to the Track – Pax assigns Mary to be performed and then takes off for a lap.  To save time, a new Pax took off every half lap.

    • Mambi – Flutter Kicks
    • Tool – LBCs
    • Da Parish – Wife Pleasers
    • Walleye(?) – Hello Dolly
    • Cowbell – Crunchy Frog
    • Bogey – American Hammer
    • Pai Gow – Wheezy Jeffersons

    Back to the Flag for Count Off, Namorama, & Announcement (CSAUP/F2 tonight at the Lafitte Greenway & Bayou Beer Garden, Lakeview Running Club every Thursday, Free BabyCakes tickets on May 17).

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.

    Da Parish

  • 610 Stomp is the Easiest Q Ever

    0530 struck and the scheduled Q was a fartsack.  “I’LL TAKE IT”, YHC passionately exclaimed, “The Stomp is the easiest Q there is.”   As Tool pointed out, this Back Blast is the hardest part.

    The Thang:

    30 min round trip on the traditional Bayou St. John route.   YHC enjoyed some quality F2 & mumblechatter with Tool & Hawgcycle.

    Back at the track for a climb down the sprint ladder.

    • Run as hard as you can for 400m; recover 100
    • Run as hard as you can for 300m; recover 200
    • Run as hard as you can for 200m; recover 300
    • RUN AS HARD AS YOU CAN FOR 100M; recover to the Flag

    Announcements – F2 opportunities ahead!!!  Beatdown with Tool tomorrow evening at the Lafitte Greenway followed by beers & burgers at Bayou Beer Garden.  Lakeview Running Club this Thursday and ever Thursday at the Basin.   Babycakes Baseball game next Thursday (May 17) for F2; let YHC know if you are coming and how many tickets you need.  The tickets are free, just like F3.

    F3 Opportunity available with Woz after Mothership/Coffeteria, Bible Study

    Thanks was given for the 300th anniversary of our city.  May She forever reign.  Intentions were said for her leaders and the impact they make on tomorrow.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.  It feels great to Q again.

    Da Parish

  • Shake Down The Thunder & Seek Shelter

    YHC pulled up to the Stomp at 5:25 and boy was it coming down.  Rain does not scare the PAX away, but lightening sure as heck does.   YHC & Milkman agreed that the safe road was the wisest choice; however, the Sky Q had different plans.   He had sent a messenger in a Chevy truck.  It was Tool.  Tool said “FEAR NOT, I SHALL BRING YOU TO DRYER STOMPING GROUND!”   YHC & Milkman followed Tool to the pavilion near the Festival Grounds for a good ole fashion beat down.   Inspired by the ISI challenges provided by Turbo, today’s beat down would be a game of catch up.

    W/U

    • SSH x 25
    • IW x 25
    • AV x 25
    • HB x 25
    • AC x 20 (10 front, 10 back)

    The Thang

    (in no specific order)

    • Box Jumps – 90 seconds
    • Shoulder Taps – 5 min

    Break for Mary

    • LBT x 25
    • Flutter Kicks x 25
    • Penguins x 25
    • LS Squats x 25

    Back to ISI

    • Hand Release Release Push Ups  – 2 min
    • 8 Count Body Builders – 3 min

    Stretch (waiting for a break in the rain)

    • Hip Flexors – 30 sec
    • Over reach/stretch – 30 sec

    More Mary

    • Hello Dolly x 25
    • Wheezy Jeffersons x 25

    Finish the ISI

    • Horizontal Pull-Ups – 90 sec

    Announcements

    • Tough Mudder on the 17th
    • Best Damn Race Half Marathon & 5K on the 25th
    • PelicanMan Duathlon on the 25th
    • CrawfishMan Triathlon on May 20th
    • Walt Disney World Wine & Dine Half Marathon on November 4 (registration opens March 13 and will sell out.  Bellhop & I plus M’s will be going)

    COT

  • Jackson Day Race CSAUP

    The GLOOM was glorious in beautiful downtown Arabi.  7 Brave PAX traveled near and far to a new race route for the 111th Jackson Day 9K race.  This new route involved historic Arabi, comfy asphalt road as racers traveled from Arabi to Chalmette, and then a lap around the Chalmette Battlefield, Home of the Battle of New Orleans.   Some PAX improved, some PAX did not; but every PAX finished respectfully and earned their Jambalaya Girl and cold beers.  There was even a guest appearance by Belloq as he is on the Board for NOTC.  PAX results below.  Link listed for full results.  Don’t forget to update your 2018 NYR.  Apologies to Sogo & Cavalier, YHC does not know their real names.

     

    65 Chris Mysing New Orleans, LA 50 48:57 48:35 8:42 1335
    74 Lee Lafleur New Orleans, LA 41 49:46 49:19 8:49 1280
    92 Kevin Lord New Orleans, LA 47 53:06 52:38 9:25 1295
    99 Stephen Perrien New Orleans, LA 49 54:55 54:32 9:46 1350

    107

    		 Timothy Clements New Orleans, LA 34 56:18 55:51 10:00 1169

    http://runnotc.org/results/2018/jacksonday.shtml

    Thanks for coming to St. Bernard, SYITG

    Moleskin:  Here is a history lesson of exactly what took place on January 8, 1815.  If it were not for the Chalmations defeating the British, we’d all be speaking English.

  • F2 Event – Krewe of Lourdes Carnival Ball

    Calling All PAX,

    This year, I will have the privilege to reign as the 68th King of the Krewe of Lourdes.  This Krewe does not parade, but rather holds a Carnival Ball as a fund raiser for Our Lady of Lourdes Catholic Church in Violet, LA.   The Ball itself is free and open to all guest.   Immediately following the ball is a Supper Dance that includes food and entertainment from Harvey Jesus & Fire; drinks are BYOL.  Tickets are $65 per person, and can be purchased directly through myself or through Lena Nunez 504.491-5266

    Some of you have already received invitations in the mail.  F3 means so much to me as it has help me become a better husband, father, son and overall man. Having the  PAX, join me that evening for a night of fun & revelry would be an amazing privilege.   My family is deeply rooted in St. Bernard Parish as well as Mardi Gras and New Orleans Culture, and I am greatly honored to serve as King.   If you have or have not had the opportunity to attend a Mardi Gras Ball, this will quite an experience.   Please consider joining me on January 27, 2018.

    Thank you, Thank You Very Much,

    Timothy “Da Parish” Clements

    https://www.facebook.com/events/1255842227895252/

    https://us.eventbu.com/chalmette/krewe-of-lourdes-68th-annual-carnival-ball/8491619

  • It’s Cold, Wet, and I Didn’t Sign Up for This!

    The Foundry is one of F3 NOLA’s most underrated AO’s.   The perfect mix of strength & cardio makes for an ideal hump day beat down.  Not to mention that there is never an empty QIC on the schedule because whether you like it or not, someone will sign you up.  Today was such a day.

    “Let’s mosey to the track”  *mumblechatter “WHERE’S THE DISCLAIMER!?!”

    Disclaimer

    W/U – IC

    • SSH x 30
    • IW x 30
    • AC x 15 F&B
    • MC x 30

    The Thang

    • B.L.I.M.P.S
      • 10 Burpees in the javelin area
      • 20 Lunges (each leg) in the entrance corner
      • 30 Imperial Squat Walkers in the Falcon Field Corner
      • 40 Merkins in the exit corner
      • 50 Squats in the City Park office corner
    • Planking Counterama to 100
    • Rinse & Repeat
    • Mosey to the Foundry

    YHC asked the PAX “who can do 10 pull-ups?”  Amnesty boastfully answered that he could, thus he became the count.

    • Do the max pull-ups you can while the count does 10.
    • Repeat while the count does 8.

    Due to the wet, cold ground YHC utilized the actual Gym area near the Foundry for some Mary.

    • WWII Sit Ups IC x 10
    • American Hammer IC x 12
    • Flutter Kicks IC x 15
    • Hello Dolly IC x 20

    Back to the VF for Counterama, Namerama, & COT

    Announcements

    TYFTOTL

  • Who says you have to run?

    YHC has been commuting from The Parish to post.  As a result, the frequency of post has dropped and the frequency of Qing has severely dropped.  Nonetheless, YHC had been put down for today’s Foundry, and Q he shall.   Rolling in hot at 5:30 on the dot, the disclaimer was given to the 8 PAX who awaited him….wait, I know that Ole Miss sticker (no not Snooze), make it a full 10 PAX. Disclaimer again and mosey to the Refinery Softball Field.

    W/U:

    • Jog in place *mumble chatter
    • High Knees *mumble chatter
    • Butt Kicks *mumble chatter
    • Cross Country Skiing *mumble chatter (for the “middle-out” reference, see HBO’s Silicon Valley)

    The Thang:

    ATM’s x 2

    • 15 Shoulder Taps IC
    • 10 Tempo Merkins IC
    • 10 Fast Merkins IC

    BLIMPS x 2

    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • 10 Lunges (each leg) IC
    • 15 Imperial Walkers IC
    • 20 Merkins IC (1 count)
    • 25 Plank Jacks IC
    • 30 Squats IC

    CLIMB x 3 increasing – Full discloser, the count became very skewed and kind of subjective at one point.

    • 1, 2, 4 Crab Cakes IC
    • 2, 4, 8 Lunges (each leg) IC
    • 3, 6, 12 Iron Cross IC (sometimes called Lance Armstrongs)
    • 4, 8, 16 Mountain Climbers
    • 5, 10, 20 Burpees OYO

    Deconstructed Burpees

    • 10 Squats IC
    • 10 Leg Thrust IC
    • 10 Merkins IC (thanks to Tool’s Rudy Impression)
    • 10 Leg Thrust IC
    • 10 Jump Squats (1 count) IC

    Mary – Circle of Q

    • Out For Justice – Dying Cockroach IC x 15
    • Cowbell – Crunchy Frog IC x 15
    • Amnesty – Wife Pleasers IC x 15
    • Wall Eye – American Hammer IC x 15
    • Apples – LBCs IC x 15
    • Milkman – Rosalitas IC x15
    • Triple Shift – Freddy Mercury IC x 15

    Count Off, Name-o-rama

    Announcements:

    • Cowbell, Tool, Amnesty, & Da Parish will be at the Turkey Day Race.  We’d love to see a great F3 presence.  ONLINE REGISTRATION CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.  Register Here Now
    • Rock & Roll Marathon & Half Marathon training has begun.

    BOM with special intentions for all of the friends, families, & PAX that are experiencing ailments and hard times.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish

  • Lafitte’s Plunge #35 – the FNG

    YHC arrived at the Plunge precisely at 0530, and to his excitement his EH had finally succeeded.  There in the water was his FNG; second to date.   The other PAX will be impressed with YHC’s ability to headlock.  Where are the other PAX?  YHC grabbed the FNG, made their way to the outside pool….locked.  Where are the other PAX?   Oh.

    The Thang….

    • 200 yd w/u
    • 5o yd Freestyle sprint
    • 50 yd Freestyle recover
    • 100 yd Dealers Choice
    • Rinse & Repeat

    The FNG left around 0600 to bring his 2.0 to Children’s Hospital to get tubes.   Since YHC had been the one to EH the FNG, the naming ceremony would be postponed till the next post.   The FNG advised that he’d like to attend Stomp, Foundry, & Mothership, but he needed to get in better shape before he could burpee.  YHC advised him that is why you do burpees, to get in better shape.  *mind blown

    Announcements

    • Via GroupMe, Bleau will have his VQ at Lafitte’s Plunge next week
    • Plenty of availability for Q’s at Lafitte’s Plunge

    Intentions

    • FNG’s 2.0 on his procedure today

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish