Blindman’s Dodgeball – from Fast Tax
Blindman’s Dodgeball – from Fast Tax

Blindman’s Dodgeball – from Fast Tax

Date:2023-04-03
QIC:Fast Tax
PAX:Architect, Bogey, Boo-Boo, Buxton, Charmin, Fast Tax, Fracsac, Hand Grenada, Kenna Brah, Mahatma, Pillsbury, Pool Boy, Rudy, Scantron, Triple Shift, Wedding Planner, Tenderloin

17 PAX showed up in the gloom at Rock City.

Warmups consisted of Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, Toy Soldiers, and Hairy Rockettes

After “medium” rock selections, we lined up in the gloom for the first event, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.
We lined up and, trying not to hit each other and incur 30 burpees, we threw our rocks as far as we could and broad jumped the remaining distance to the rock. Rinse and repeat until we YHC said stop – about 50 yds.

Still bearing the brunt of PAX chit-chat and aware that most PAX ignored the suggestion to pick a smooth rock, YHC went with Hairburners. This involved PAX lining up in a plank and then pushing the rock (both hands on the rock) across the ground until we returned to the starting point.

Rock-Lift Wife Pleasers were next.
Holding the upward wife pleaser position, PAX overhead lifted their rocks for 20 reps IC, followed by several more reps for PAX chatter (thanks Fracsac).

With 20 mins remaining, it was time for Blindman’s Dodgeball.
Using the bottom half of the unlit tennis court, Four PAX were designated throwers and were restricted to the bluish-green area of the court while rest of the PAX had to stay in the red areas. When a PAX got hit, he would step off and one of four exercises (10 Burpees, 10 8 Ct Body Builders, 20 BBS, 10 Pullups), then he would return and take over as a ball thrower. The reps were eventually cut in half to speed things along.

At 6:15, quick mosey to the flag for COT.
Coffeteria at PJs followed.
Thanks for the fellowship!

SYITG