PAX vs the Kraken – from Paradox
PAX vs the Kraken – from Paradox

PAX vs the Kraken – from Paradox

Date:2022-10-06
QIC:Paradox
PAX:Goose, Wet Tap, Enron, SuperFun(d), Montana

IPC Week 5

6 PAX boarded the pirate ship today to defend our turf against the mighty Kraken.
After warmup and a discussion about new exercises we dove in.
(check the F3 Greenwood site for a full IPC 5 breakdown)

Goose and Wet Tap came out the gates hard and fast slashing tentacles and setting an impressive pace. Wet Taps ability to merge his hands with a 40 lb cinderblock and make it look like a pillow is becoming a thing of legends. YHC and Enron anchored the middle crew with loads of peer pressure and using the buddy system to complete Bonnies Blair’s and Jungle Boi’s. It was clear Enron was regretting those 2 pre-Thang Burpees but he eventually got to 102 on the day if we are keeping the Cardinal Burpee Venmo fund accurate. At this point the Kraken was staggering from our blows but still hammering us with the relentless emom Kraken burpees. What the Kraken didn’t know was that we had saved our 2-man secret weapon for the final death blow. Superfun(d) and Montana got the boat to ramming speed with a tremendous push on rounds 4 and 5 to put a spear though the Kraken heart.

Great performance as a group to all finish under 45 minutes.

Wisdom was provided by Captain Goose and 40 burpees were completed during the Kraken victory feast.

COT and Enron (on 2 liters of oxygen) prayed us out.

Respect to F3 Greenwood for putting us through the ringer this month and even more respect to our new guys SuperFun(d) and Lil Cuz for starting this wild ride in September.

The IPC month has been a humbling experience, but iron has definitely been sharpened with the Thibodaux Pax.

SYITG
Paradox