After a quick Warmorama (10 x SSH, 10 x Mountain Man Poopers led by False Start visiting from Atlanta), the 24 Pax moseyed westward and partnered up to commence the 2021 ZOOrich Classic, which experienced a one-week rain delay. We had 18 holes i.e. crawfish trays (‘tis the season!) with a total course length of ~1 mile. For each hole, one partner threw the high quality, PDGA-approved disc (courtesy of Dollar General and various Mardi Gras floats), while the other partner performed the following exercises between strokes for the respective holes. Partners alternated throwing and exercising throughout the course.
Between Strokes
Holes 1 – 3: Bear Crawl
Holes 4 – 6: Wheelbarrow (the pricklers were not nearly as bad this year)
Holes 7 – 9: Lunge Walk
Holes 10 – 12: Groucho Walk
Holes 13 – 15: Frankensteins
Holes 16 – 18: Burpee Broad Jumps
Once the team completed a hole, both team members performed the following exercises with the rep count equal to how many strokes the team took to complete the hole.
Hole Exercise
1 # x Freak Nasties
2 # x Jump Squats
3 # x Derkins
4 # x Squerkins (back by popular demand)
5 # x Copperhead Squats
6 # x Hello Dollies
7 # x Gwerkins (another fan favorite)
8 # x Burpees
9 # x Donkey Kicks
10 # x Plank Jacks
11 # x Sister Mary Katherines
12 # x Big Boy Situps
13 # x Crunchy Frogs
14 # x Groiners
15 # x Body Builders
16 # x Dive Bombers
17 # x Box Jumps
18 # x Patty Cake Merkins
Team Bird/Akbar disbanded early as Akbar had to jet. Bird joined with False Start and Second Chance. While the team’s frisbee ended up in the lake around hole 14, Bird flew in for the rescue and got in a few strokes (swimming strokes, that is) to keep them in the game.
Turbo and Speedy partnered again this year hoping to improve their 2019 performance. Despite the swiftness of their names, they only completed 15 holes.
Team scores were recorded on scorecards provided by the Q and tallied. From what I can tell from the score cards, only one team legitimately completed the whole course. So, Team What’s That Jose? is named the 2021 ZOOrich Classic champion. Congrats guys. Wear this badge of honor proudly!
Counterama,
Name-orama,
Announcements: H8 led by Turbo in 2 weeks.
YHC prayed us out. Thanks to all for playing along.
19th hole coffeeteria at the usual spot.
SYITG.
