Three Legged Fonda
Three Legged Fonda

Three Legged Fonda

Date:07/16/16
QIC:EiEi
PAX:Nacho Libre, TurboTax, Butt Splice, Schwanks, Chewy, EiEi (QIC)

Ei and Chewy found last minute babysitters to accommodate the wives’ crazy work schedules, rendering their attendance at today’s workout possible.  Noshow Libre showed up late; Chewy subsequently dubbed him Lateshow Libre, which is, if you think about it, a bit ironic (see previous Northshore posts regarding Chewy’s punctuality/shoe/sock issues).  Anyhooo….

THE THANG

Mosey west to the gazebo.  Plan was to do the following in the gazebo, but there was a lone adult male on his smart phone.  Normally this would not be worthy of remark, but Pokeman is now a thing, so I will let the reader draw his own conclusions.  Bank hard left after gazebo to the lake wall for:

  • Freak Nasties x 20 IC
  • Derkins x 10 IC
  • Box Jumps x 15
  • Freaks x 15 IC
  • Irkins x 8 or something IC.  QIC bit off more than he could chew.  Mumble chatter about Q smoking himself (totally not true)
  • BJs x 10

Mosey west past phallic symbol thing (Nacho’s Home Base) and just past circle monument thing for:

Plankorama

  • Fire hydrants x 10 IC
  • Newton’s cradle x 10 IC (Lateshow shows up)
  • Shoulder taps  x 10 IC
  • Peter Parkers x 10 IC
  • Plank jacks x 10 IC
  • Hip slappers x 10 IC
  • Right arm high hold
  • Left arm high hold
  • Air shoulder presses x 25 IC
  • Rinse and repeat, but forgot the left/right arm high and holds

Mosey west to Oak Grove for:

  • Burpees x 10
  • Squat jumps x 10
  • Burpees x 9
  • Squat jumps x 9
  • Burpes x 8
  • Squat jumps x 8
  • Burpees x 7
  • Squat jumps x 7
  • Burpees x 6
  • Squat jumps x 6
  • Burpees x 5
  • Squat jumps x 5
  • Burpees x 4
  • Squat jumps x 4
  • Burpees x 3
  • Squat jumps x 3
  • Burpees x 2
  • Squat jumps x 2
  • Burpee x 1
  • Squat jump x 1
  • 10 count by each of the PAX.

I’m not gonna lie, there were some extended 10 counts sprinkled throughout, as well as a request (plea) from Lateshow somewhere around rep 4 to just combine the remaining reps and get it over with.  Request denied.

Indian run east to just past the bridge for:

  • Jane Fonda’s left leg x 20 IC, then pulses x 10 IC
  • Jane Fonda’s right leg x 20 IC then pulses x 10 IC
  • Side straddle shuffle to round monument thing, switching sides halfway, then
  • John Kerry’s best friend Jane Fonda’s left leg x 20 IC, then pulses x 10 IC
  • Fonda’s right leg x 20 IC then pulses x 10 IC

All horses back to the stable.  Chewy came out guns blazing, almost got attacked by a dog, and then ran out of ammo.  TurboTax led the way (because he is actually a robot and not human and can sprint for like 20 miles without requiring any preventive robot maintenance).

Mary:

  • LBC x 31 IC
  • Wife pleasers x 20 IC
  • 1 legged wife pleasers right leg up x 15 IC
  • 1 legged wife pleasers left leg up x 15 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 13 IC
  • LBC x 13 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 9 IC
  • LBC x 9 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 7 IC
  • LBC x 7 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 5 IC
  • LBC x 5 C
  • Flutter kicks x 3 IC
  • LBC x 3 IC
  • Flutter kick x 1 IC
  • LBC x 1 IC

Countoff.  Namorama. COT.  Trash collection mosey.  Coffeteria.

 

Ei