City Parkapolis 500
City Parkapolis 500

City Parkapolis 500

Date:05/28/16
QIC:Side Effects
PAX:Rudy, Jingle Vader, Redfish, Radar, Fun Bags, Nemo, Tool, Reluctant Yankee, and Kim Chi

Ten veteran F3ers surfaced through the holiday weekend gloom to out-do “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing” (The Indianapolis 500).  YHC mentioned the tough decision to theme the beat down after the 500 or the College Lacrosse Final Four.  Rudy wanted to search for sticks quickly to avoid the racing and Yankee wished he had hit snooze, but the clock hit 6:30…

Disclaimer

Mosey to the Foundry
COP – Side Straddle Hops (IC) x 33 (The number of cars in the 500)
Pull-ups (Race OYO) x 19 (First race in 1909)
Merkins x 09 (OYO)
Pull-ups (Race OYO) x 09
Merkins x 19 (OYO)
COP – Imperial Walkers (IC) x 33

Mosey to the Track
Lap 1 – 100m Bear Crawl – 100m Mosey – 200m “Sprint” – 100m Mosey and Plank for 6 (this is the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500 and total distance on the “lap” was 500m)
COP – Flutter Kicks (IC) x 50 (100 reps)
30 sec Count
Lap 2 – 100m Frog Hop – 100m Mosey – 200m “Sprint” – 100m Mosey and Plank for 6
COP – LBC’s (IC) x 50
Lap 3 – 100m Duck Walk – 100m Mosey – 200m “Sprint” – 100m Mosey and Plank for 6
COP – Dying Cockroach (IC) x 19 and Dr. W’s (IC) x 09
Lap 4 – 100m Bound – 100m Mosey – 100m “Sprint” – 100m Mosey and Plank for 6
80m Sprint

Mosey to 2 Non-working Drinking Fountains
Plank for 6

Mosey to the Great Lawn
Al Gore for 6 plus 20 seconds
COP
Slow Merkins (IC) x 10
Supermans (IC) x 10
Slow Merkins (IC) x 5

Mumble Chatter
YHC faced many questions on whether he had tested out these exercises and clearly he had not thought them through let alone tested them ahead of time.
Yankee was thankful that YHC modified and did not add Burpee Broad Jumps.

Shout-Outs
Kim Chi’s friends wife – bile duct cancer
The recent high school graduates
Side Effects Father-in-Law with Melanoma

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