Hunting & Gathering
After a deep rabbit hole dive into the physiological advantages of prehistorical homo-sapien survival, and its similarities with the F3 style of beatdowns, a particular IPC’ish pyramid scheme was created. I mean, we as a group aren’t that evolutionarily different from our ancient ancestors. Farting is still hilarious, grunts and obscure noises are echoed throughout the gloom, and sexual innuendos find their way into any exicon maneuver.
So, when 8 men and a 5 next generation 2.0’s joined YHC for his 4th year manniversary. I was pleased to share my brainchild.
After a lengthy waramarama, making sure to hit all body parts, we coupon moseyed to the track. A faintly heard the remarks of a non running beatdown plan, because WETtap doesn’t like to run. While this is true, growth only comes through pain. And “do hard s%^!”
The plan would be as follows:
Every 10 yards of the football field is marked with a cone. Mode of transportation between cones = murder bunny from goaline-50yd / REDRUM 50- goaline. Under each cone was a carefully selected exercise the PAX must complete, then run a 400m lap, then complete again before advancing to the next cone. The rep count corresponded with the yard line.
0-10 MB, 10thrusters, lap, 10thursters
10-20 MB, 20 CPR, lap, 20 CPR
20-30MB, 30 zebrakicks, lap, 30 ZK
30-40 MB, 40 BBS, lap, 40 BBS
40-50 MB, 50 merkins, lap, 50 merkins
50-40RR, 40 AH, lap, 40AH
40-30RR, 30 ZK, lap, 30 ZK
30-20RR, 20 CPR, lap, 20CPR
20-10RR, 10 thrusters, lap, 10thrusters
10-0 RR
The finish line was so close. Only Goose and Safety valve were upset the clock struck 7:30 and time was called.
We moseyed back to the flag for COT and prayers.
Thanks to the PAX for the growth and support through this life long journey.
