Party Gras (Don’t mind the date) – from Russo

The radar this morning did not look promising, so YHC was pleasantly surprised to see JV, Fletch, and Cowbell brave the showers and join me for Granny’s Party Gras ™, 2022 edition, even if it was postponed 2 weeks and scaled back.

Never one to let a moderately adequate planned Q go to waste, the plan was to base the beatdown around everyone’s favorite floating holiday in this area (unless you’re a bigger President’s day, Labor Day, Flag day, or Thanksgiving fan).

WARMUP (all IC, 10x – 20x)
Sealjacks
Good mornings
Arm circles
Windmills
Self love
Imperial walkers

THANG
Trivia, then corresponding exercise (with column slaloms intermittently disbursed between questions)

How many official colors of Mardi Gras? 3
– Suicide – 3 merkins at each column

What year was the first known Mardi Gras parade? 1837
– 18 burpees, 37 lunges

What year were floats introduced? 1857
– 18 merkins, 57 squats

When does Mardi Gras season start? King’s day, January 6, or 1-6 (correct answer from Fletch!)
– 16 SMCs

How many floats were in this year’s Thoth parade? 41
– 41 plankjacks

What float number was I on? 31
– 31 monkey humpers

How many scheduled parades (riding, walking, dog) were in and around the New Orleans area this year? 71
– 71 high knees (2 is 1)

How many all-female Krewes are there? 8 (Nefertiti, Cleopatra, Eve, Femme Fatale, Nyx, Muses, Selene, Iris)
– 8 8 count body builders

Tabata (40 seconds AMRAP, 20 seconds rest)
– Crab cakes
– LBCs
– Wife pleasers
– Peter Parker’s
– Apollo Ohnos
– Crunchy Frogs
– Butt kicks
– American Hammers

– 90 second plank

COT, Name-o-Rama, announcements (Nehemiah project’s Endurathon this weekend, see/contact Hammer for more info) and prayer closed us out.

Thanks for joining/reading. You guys make it easier to get up before 5 with the threat of showers looming and push myself to get better.

SYITG