Birdcage – I have 4 kids edition
Birdcage – I have 4 kids edition

Birdcage – I have 4 kids edition

Date:01/29/20
QIC:Peppa
PAX:Yankee, Quincy, Popalock, Gabrielle, Jingle Vader, El Wire, Bartman, Mariah, Angie's List, Tubesteak, Shocker, King Kong, Bieber, Landing Strip, Roots, Sandbar, Moana, Squeal, Couch, Chiquita, Chowda, Bush, Doiulle.

Waking up at 4 am with a crying newborn makes getting up at 5am a lot easier.

Warmup: disclaimer, then a short run to the peristyle where we warmed up with:

  • Side straddle hops,
  • Imperial walkers
  • Peter parkers
  • New exercise, the VASECTOMY SURPRISE, which is a rocking murican that ends in a cobra at the front and a downward dog at the back, scraping the ground as you transition.

The Thang: working 4 kids through diapers simulation

Down oak alley, pax run 2 lights forward, then turn around and high knee 1 light back, drop for 5 burpees, repeat to the end of oak alley.

Back to the pond side of the peristyle for:

  • Round the world Muicans, 10x10x10x10
  • Low lateral Skaters x 10
  • Plank to chataranga run

Run to the front of the zoo and pair up

Each member of the team works through the following exercises DORA style, 3 short loops of the street and 2x long loops at teams discretion

  • Prison Cell Murican
  • Side Tri Rise
  • Mil Murican
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Real Freddy Mercuries

Run back to the flag, where Angie’s List demonstrated once again that he cannot listen and follow instructions.