H8 Prep
H8 Prep

H8 Prep

Date:10/03/2019
QIC:High Rise
PAX:Rudy, Surge, Tua, Hokie Pokey, Undertaker, Baywatch, Jingle Vader, Tugboat, Breadsticks, Shuffles, Colonel Mustard, Quiche, Wolverine

A typical summer (in October?) morning with an atypical lack of a breeze coming off the lake led to a lovely humid morning in the gloom. 13 PAX joined me for a little prep workout for the upcoming H8 in 2 weeks. Disclaimer was given and off we went around the fountain.

Warm up:

Mosey around the fountain including high knees, butt kicks, karaoke facing the fountain, and karaoke facing the levee. Circle up

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Windmills x 10 IC
  • Grassgrabbers x 10 IC
  • Arm circles fwd and rev x 10 each IC
  • Peter Parker x 15 IC
  • Parker Peter x 15 IC
  • Self love x 10 IC

Tha Thang #1:

Mosey over to the House of Pain. Here we would partner up. PAX #1 would bear crawl up the levee, run down the opposite side, bear crawl back up the levee, and run down back to the start. PAX #2 stays behind to perform 5 pull-up, 10 hand-release merkins, and 15 squats. Plank and wait for your partner to finish their respective round. Flapjack. Perform 4 rounds.

My apologies to anyone that was eaten alive by ants. I heard people saying there were ants while we were exercising. It wasn’t until after the beatdown that I learned that Tugboat (possibly others) who were bitten at least a dozen times. I fully understand why Screw Top doesn’t like the grass.

Tha Thang #2:

Mosey over to the large open area by the lake where we would circle up for some randomness.

  • 8 count Absolution x 10 IC
  • Merkin into a side plank x 8 IC (Q couldn’t make it to 10 reps)
  • Al Gore x 30 seconds x 3 trials
  • R single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)
  • L single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)

Now it was time for some Mary. T-claps to all those who led the individual exercises

  • Penguins
  • Flutter kicks
  • Dying Cockroaches
  • LBCs
  • Freddy Mercury’s
  • American Hammers
  • Box cutters

Mosey back to the flag where we wrapped it all up with 10 burpees OYO. Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and sweaty ball of man. Once again it was a pleasure to lead. And once again I sincerely apologize to anyone who was bitten by ants.