Krazy Ivan 2019
CSAUPs Northshore
Krazy Ivan 2019
CSAUPs Northshore

Krazy Ivan 2019

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Date:01/19/2019
QIC:Krazy Ivan Rules Committee
PAX:Astro, Bongo, Barely Legal, Bushwacker, Butt Splice, Catfish, Cavalier, Chewy, Da Parish, EiEi, Einstein, El Guapo, Fracsac, Gabrielle, Grundy, Hawgcycle, Heisenberg, Hokie Pokey, Hose (FNG), In Time, Jose Mourhino, Left Cheek, Mahatma Ice, Mambi, Ocho, Pai Gow, The Pelican, Rev Sox, Rudy, Shooter, Shorty, Smooth, Sogo, Steve, Suckles, The Hammer, The Manny, TurboTax, Woz, and Zoolander

Despite the Krazy Ivan Rules Committee’s best efforts to confuse and disorient the Southshore PAX into (1) not showing up; (2) showing up at the wrong time; (3) showing up at the wrong place; (4) wondering whether an event actually was going to take place; and (5) thinking that even if the event did take place the whole thing would be a waste of time and money due to its apparently lack or organization and rules, the Southshore PAX (with the notable exception of Jadeveon and Mulligan who are both easily confused and dissuaded as well as RY who is exceptional at making excuses) managed to not only show up but to capture the Freedom Hammer with a convincing 401-340 victory.  It was windy, it was cold, it was completely stupid and utterly pointless.  It was also colorful with PAX displaying their personalities for all to see with their choice of tank top as well as chest and back hair grooming choices.  Most of all it was an epic good time with another impressive display of middle distance running from the Southshore’s Smooth who crushed the competition and established his position as F3NOLA’s premier all season runner having won the Gnarly Nutria over the Summer and now the Krazy Ivan in the Winter.  Lots of friendly competition and some quality F2 afterwards made all 10 minutes of organization and preparation worth it.

Here’s how they ran:

  1. Smooth
  2. In Time
  3. TurboTax
  4. Cavalier
  5. Astro
  6. Left Cheek
  7. Mahatma Ice
  8. El Guapo
  9. Hawgcycle
  10. Shorty
  11. The Hammer
  12. Rudy
  13. Steve
  14. Catfish
  15. Bushwacker
  16. Zoolander
  17. Butt Splice
  18. Suckles
  19. Sogo
  20. Bongo
  21. Hose
  22. Shooter
  23. Woz
  24. Chewy
  25. Heisenberg
  26. Rev Sox
  27. Gabrielle
  28. The Pelican
  29. Grundy
  30. Fracsac
  31. Jose Mourhino
  32. Barely Legal
  33. Pai Gow
  34. Mambi
  35. Da Parish
  36. Hokie Pokey

Also making cameo appearances for a lap a piece:  EiEi, Einstein and Ocho.

Special thanks to The Manny and his lovely assistant, Mary, for scoring the finish and tabulating the results using the Krazy Ivan’s proprietary algorithm.

Thanks for coming out for the Krazy Ivan guys.  Take care of the Freedom Hammer, Smooth.  The Northshore PAX wants it back next year!