Tryptophan Fartsackers Anonymous
Tryptophan Fartsackers Anonymous

Tryptophan Fartsackers Anonymous

Date:11/24/17
QIC:Jingle Vader
PAX:Tool, Jingle Vader

Everyone knows that the Thanksgiving Day feast needs a good sweat-out.  So there will surely be a large number of HIM this morning.  The trouble with YHC is that he thinks too much sometimes.  Besides YHC, just one lonely PAX appeared in the gloom.  T-Claps to Tool, my wingman for the morning.  A short disclaimer leads to The Thang, which is always more intense with a smaller PAX.

Warm Up

  • SSHs 30xIC (YHC lied before; he does sometimes start with SSHs)
  • Low-Slow Squats 30xIC
  • Merkins 22xIC
  • Hillbillies(?) 30xIC
  • Merkins 8xIC (because YHC can’t count)

Get a pair of rocks: one medium, one bigger.  [Not Hawg Big, but just bigger]

  • Elf on the Right Shelf 16xIC (smaller rock)
  • Squats 16xIC (larger rock)
  • Dead Lift 16xIC (larger rock)
  • Squats 16xIC (smaller rock)
  • Bench Press 16xIC (larger rock)

Rinse and repeat with just 12, then with just 8 and finally with just 4.  Then a round of skull crushers: interlocking situps passing a rock from the ground overhead to the other PAX, 25 per HIM for a total of 50.

Wall of Pain

  • Sit for a while with whatever rock
  • Continue sitting for shoulder presses 10xIC?
  • Continue sitting for some more
  • VERY short rest
  • Sit some more
  • Continue sitting for some curls 10xIC?
  • Continue sitting till the legs start shaking, then continue sitting some more.

Wobble over for a few minutes of Mary

  • Dr. W (since Side Effects had been in town) 10xIC
  • Flutter Kicks 25xIC
  • Dying Cockroach 25xIC
  • LBCx 25XIC
  • One or two other things YHC can’t remember, probably 25xIC

A minute left, so 10 burpees OYO.

A quick and efficient Countoff, Name-o-Rama and short COT for thanks for all.  JV